nobody warned me it was no bum day
at least it's not National Whelk Day
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

But what am I going to do with all these whelks now then?

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

hanging's too good for 'em
try boiling them with a little milk, does wonders for dyspepsia
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)