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# He's a 'cereal' punster
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It's inGRAINed
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'm outstanding in my field
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Get oat
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I've barley got started
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# We'll have a long wheat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I might rice to the occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hold on, I need a glass of water.
My mouth is too rye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# that's never good
you might get a sorghum
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# let me just google sorghum, so i can get a GRASSp of the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Stop duruming up trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I must warn you, I know royalty...
The Quinola stand for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'm going to stop this
before it gets any more corntrived ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That's not how contrived is SPELT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm sure it is
I read it in a buck, "wheat"

aaand I'm spent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Just keep THRESHING them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# some may say you're aMAIZEing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Tsk, CORNy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I aM ALTogether fed up with these puns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS DEAD!
I've lost the PULSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Stop this. Stop this RYEght now.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hop(s) it, I've done that one already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I hate it when the internet culture these pun threads breed gets all confrontational and aggressive.
In fact, I hate this AGGRO CULTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I find this all very irrigating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# It's amazing
how a rich seam of puns can be mined from one seemingly limited source.

Strange how a narrow TRACT, OR furrow, can be PLOUGHED for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Once we have the raw materials
we can't help but MILLIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# no need to get all haughty-culture
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You're the cream of the crop, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You want to lead a whore to culture?
But she's so scantily clad! Look, her strappy top is barely concealing her ample bosom. You should give her more clothes to put on top of it. In fact, you should... er... COMBINE HER VEST... ER... with... er... a jumper, or possibly a cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Scything remarks there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# best pun-net ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I'm going to give in and just draw pictures of farmland.
I think I'll do it in pastorals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Doesn anyone have a spare crowbar? I think I broke mine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Have I won this thread yet? I'm all over it.
When someone tallies up the points I have to be the winnow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I think i'll fallow up a close second
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I am so aroused by all these puns I'm close to organic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I think you might've sur-pasture best with some of these
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Listen SUGAR, BEET it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I'm out of puns anyway.
Time for me to bale.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Hay, unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Sorry, just trying to flax my pun-muscles
(and failing)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# This is the last STRAW.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I can't think of anything to fallow that with
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Alfalfa that every time
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# She's no whore, I'm her HUSBAND-ry
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# This is decending into arable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I must tell you, she's cheating on you.
We had sex in the dining room, but she got so excited she soiled some of the furniture and had to dump it. No one likes a vaggy-table...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# peas no!, I'll root(vegetable) out the truth one way or another
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I'm thinking of setting up a new religion, or just setting up a cultivate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Confrontational and agressive they may be
but thankfully no-one feels the need to cous-cous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Go on, get out of here vermin!
We can have pesticides(pests inside) here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# leaf him alone
(gtfomh, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)