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# He's a 'cereal' punster
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It's inGRAINed
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'm outstanding in my field
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Get oat
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I've barley got started
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# We'll have a long wheat then?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I might rice to the occasion
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hold on, I need a glass of water.
My mouth is too rye.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# that's never good
you might get a sorghum
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# let me just google sorghum, so i can get a GRASSp of the situation
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Stop duruming up trouble.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I must warn you, I know royalty...
The Quinola stand for this.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I'm going to stop this
before it gets any more corntrived ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That's not how contrived is SPELT.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm sure it is
I read it in a buck, "wheat"

aaand I'm spent ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Just keep THRESHING them out.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# some may say you're aMAIZEing
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Tsk, CORNy.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I aM ALTogether fed up with these puns.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS DEAD!
I've lost the PULSE.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Stop this. Stop this RYEght now.
 
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hop(s) it, I've done that one already.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I hate it when the internet culture these pun threads breed gets all confrontational and aggressive.
In fact, I hate this AGGRO CULTURE.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I find this all very irrigating.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# It's amazing
how a rich seam of puns can be mined from one seemingly limited source.

Strange how a narrow TRACT, OR furrow, can be PLOUGHED for so long.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Once we have the raw materials
we can't help but MILLIT.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# no need to get all haughty-culture
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You're the cream of the crop, you.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You want to lead a whore to culture?
But she's so scantily clad! Look, her strappy top is barely concealing her ample bosom. You should give her more clothes to put on top of it. In fact, you should... er... COMBINE HER VEST... ER... with... er... a jumper, or possibly a cardigan.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Scything remarks there.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# best pun-net ever!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I'm going to give in and just draw pictures of farmland.
I think I'll do it in pastorals.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Doesn anyone have a spare crowbar? I think I broke mine.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Have I won this thread yet? I'm all over it.
When someone tallies up the points I have to be the winnow!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I think i'll fallow up a close second
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I am so aroused by all these puns I'm close to organic.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I think you might've sur-pasture best with some of these
 
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Listen SUGAR, BEET it.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I'm out of puns anyway.
Time for me to bale.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Hay, unfair.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Sorry, just trying to flax my pun-muscles
(and failing)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# This is the last STRAW.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I can't think of anything to fallow that with
:(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Alfalfa that every time
phwoar!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# She's no whore, I'm her HUSBAND-ry
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# This is decending into arable.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I must tell you, she's cheating on you.
We had sex in the dining room, but she got so excited she soiled some of the furniture and had to dump it. No one likes a vaggy-table...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# peas no!, I'll root(vegetable) out the truth one way or another
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I'm thinking of setting up a new religion, or just setting up a cultivate.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Confrontational and agressive they may be
but thankfully no-one feels the need to cous-cous.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Go on, get out of here vermin!
We can have pesticides(pests inside) here!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# leaf him alone
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)