I've noticed a strong correlation between the trustworthiness of legs and the amount of alcohol imbibed
Somehow, alcohol makes limbs more evil! I intend to investigate this link at length via research in the field.
Edit: How rude. Woo!
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

:)
xkcd.com/552/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

I love xkcd :D
I don't have other people's incredible powers to reference individual comics at opportune moments, sadly
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)