Easy
Just accidently get it in the wrong hole...
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epiphany landed a 180 on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:47,
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Handy tip: always aim as high as possible!
Jizz in the eye is much better than jizz on the carpet :P
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petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:00,
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