That'd do it
The old hot slice huh? How'd you like the smell of your own flesh burning?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

didn't get the soldering iron
mine were stitched back

had to have TWO anaethetic boosts
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

i had one those too
1. the nurse held my hand and made me feel my veins in my balls to point out i had good 'blood vessels'. I didnt care I was trying hard not to be hard
2. the 'gown' you wear. one those green things with a bit cut out for your balls with your knob clipped with a bulldog clip to it to keep it out the way. utterly humiliating.

glad you only have it done once
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

christ
didn't have a bulldog clip or rubber band - maybe my cock was so small it wasn't necessary

and there was NO chance of getting hard
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

*giggles*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

stage 2
you need to deposit a err you know, in a few weeks for a test....so....my top tip - instead of a little recipticle of your spluff, fill a bucket with wallpaper paste instead and take it and mention to the nurse you were thinking of her. she will see it as a compliment.
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

hmm
mine's a 'post it off in a jiffy bag' job
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Not a 'keep it in your armpit' job?
How disappointing
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

the jizz, or my cock?

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

Well, the former, but if you can manage the second....
I'll be there in two hours
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

hahaha
sadly neither
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Curses!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

and if you were a slovak
theyd say the czech was in the post
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)