WHY WHY WHY!

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

more children: DO NOT WANT

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

JIZZ IN FACE/MOUTH....NO MORE BABIES

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

Or anal

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

UTBNB
Up The Bum No Babies
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

try telling mictogirl that
not a chance
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Easy
Just accidently get it in the wrong hole...
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

have you been with many women?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Enough.
I've been to uni....
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Quitting while you're ahead eh? ;D

( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

I fucking hell hope not!!!

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Handy tip: always aim as high as possible!
Jizz in the eye is much better than jizz on the carpet :P
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)