Seems to be the way to go...

edit: *glee*!


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( mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Haha
All Stephen Fry, all day
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

twitter seriously needs to die

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

Why?
it's not doing any damage
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

It caused thousands of people to turn up at liverpool st station to dance for MJ

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

he was a paedophile

( Cockweasle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

Hahahahaha
I use it to keep upto date with MW2 updates... that's it
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

it's annoying
annoying things need to die.
like bonnie langford
giles brandreth
michael winner
churchill
cilla black
john mccririck
tracey emin

there are many more, but i don't want to spend the next 5 hours listing them all, except to add
LORNE SPICER.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

Stop watching daytime telly and then you won't know those things exist

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO!

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

WORK?
GO OUTSIDE?
KNITTING?
WANKING?
PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES?
GOING DOWN THE PARK AND MOANING AT STRANGERS?
THERE IS PLENTY TO DO
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

i do all of those
except working. it all gets boring after a while, then there's nothing for it but to make a cuppa and watch murder, she wrote
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

NO
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

TELL ME, O GREAT EPIPHANY!

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU TWAT!
:D
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

GUIDE ME THROUGH THE VOID OF DAYTIME BOREDOM!

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

SLEEP MORE
LOOK FOR HOUSES
WALK DOG
WANK
HAVE BREW
WANK
CLEAN SHIT
WANK
HAVE DINNER
PLAY XBOX
WANK
MORE TEA
MORE XBOX
THE WIRE
SOMETHING ON BBC 1 WITH SIGNING
BED
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

I BOW TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE, O WISE ONE
but i haven't got a dog
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

Dull the pain by drawing cartoons of inplausible fantasy worlds.
It's what I do.
( Mu, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

I havent seen any rainbow dinosaurs in a while

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

I've been busy with inplausable fantasy worlds.

( Mu, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

squeeee!
:D
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

I LOVE THESE MUE

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'll do more soon. I like them too.

( Mu, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

I like when he jumps along.

( mofaha, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

i usually just play with myself
or smoke
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

Giles Brandreth doesn't need to die!
Up with this sort of fellow says I!
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

i don't like his voice

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I don't like his face, clothes, "jokes," manner, hands, feet, demeanour, wooly jumpers,
eyes, philosophy, or mother.
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

i hate those jumpers!
the mentals at the old folk's home knit them for him, but that doesn't mean he has to wear them!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

He's veh annoying.
Quijibo, you could take him away and keep him in a cage for your own private amusement - it'd be a win-win!
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

0_0
i never thought of that!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Would
wouldn't
wouldn't
would
would
wouldn't
would
.
..
...
....
.....
WOULD! fat and thin!
( tim1701 Has made the front page and can die happy...., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

would? lorne spicer?
the woman is a sour-faced essex chav-bitch from hell!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

hell yeah
i'd bet she'd be well dirty in bed, poop chute the lot without questioning if i could!
( tim1701 Has made the front page and can die happy...., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

backdoor betty
definitely
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Lorne is such a silly name.

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

Hahahahah this^

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

it is
she is a silly bint with bad taste in clothes and a fake laugh
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Your random hat thing is awesome

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

^ this

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh wow, it changes on a refresh

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Oh lovely
I could have that floating with just text visable over an episode of QI, or Bones, or Pocoyo, or a Direct line advert or.... CHRIST he's everywhere!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

"My pointless waste of time and self importance is better than your pointless waste of time and self importance"
- Mr H.Toast
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

well that's essentially what you were saying, wasn't it?
blah blah, twitter's better than facebook etc.
( Cockweasle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

No thats what he said,
I was talking about Twitter and Facebook, although I disagreed with his terminology somewhat.

Teletext pwns all of them though. :)
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

really? I interpreted what you were saying as twitter is better than facebook

( Cockweasle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

*is confused*
In my opinion it is, thats all that I wanted to say.

Opinions on teh interwebz etc.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

hahahaha oh well, I'm a bit confused myself now :D

( Cockweasle, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)