Oh he of liit
Oho he of litlee f
Oh ye of little fatih
O fuck. As you were.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)

I'm choosing to read that as a poem
Or a song, sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday".
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)