This is probably wrong in so many ways...


...it was almost as if he had no enemies.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

lotsof
enemas though
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

well, he is full of ...........

(btb01 Back by popular remand, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

it's how he keeps his boyish figure

( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

he's a hottie
Yasser, the Pope and me. Now that could work.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

First Dibs on the film rights ..

(btb01 Back by popular remand, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

Not a chance
I'll be doing all the hard work, I get the benefits.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

you can't consider it work with those 2 hotties involved ??

(btb01 Back by popular remand, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

*ahem*
acting in my official capacity as db's stalker/manager, i assume you will be paying me my 10%?
( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

8% and all the Kleenex you need ?

(btb01 Back by popular remand, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

9%, throw in an industrial sized pot of baby oil
and you've got yourself a deal
( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

Sold !
to the man with the hairy palms in the wipe clean trousers
(btb01 Back by popular remand, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

He's not getting anything
We can clean up here, you do the camera work, Yasser, john Paul and I do what we do best and the world will quite literally be our oyster.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

i see, like *that* is it?

( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

what's wrong with
"that"?
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm ...
... oysters!
(btb01 Back by popular remand, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)