This is probably wrong in so many ways...


...it was almost as if he had no enemies.

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 575 entries (closed)

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:48, archived)

lotsof
enemas though
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

well, he is full of ...........

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

it's how he keeps his boyish figure

( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

he's a hottie
Yasser, the Pope and me. Now that could work.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

First Dibs on the film rights ..

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

Not a chance
I'll be doing all the hard work, I get the benefits.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

you can't consider it work with those 2 hotties involved ??

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

*ahem*
acting in my official capacity as db's stalker/manager, i assume you will be paying me my 10%?
( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

8% and all the Kleenex you need ?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

9%, throw in an industrial sized pot of baby oil
and you've got yourself a deal
( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

Sold !
to the man with the hairy palms in the wipe clean trousers
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

He's not getting anything
We can clean up here, you do the camera work, Yasser, john Paul and I do what we do best and the world will quite literally be our oyster.
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

i see, like *that* is it?

( new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

what's wrong with
"that"?
( dutchbird, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm ...
... oysters!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)