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[challenge entry] merry xmas

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Chrimbo pea.



EDIT: 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] have another
?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# lol
I hope he kept the receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# have another
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# awww
such a delicate smothering technique
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# in fact - Mary's first child - the real son of God - the ginger one depicted here
was hidden away at her aunties house.

He went on to become a bit of a tearaway in Nazareth.

His name was Kevin.

To this day all gingers are related to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Kevin Christ
it's got a ring to it. I like it.
All hail Kevin.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
*voice of god*
"Nooo - I said *mother* him!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# i have missed the horribly disfunctional stick figure family
Is this a pea from last year? Seems quite familiar...

Nice dildo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# it is a shameless pearoast- too busy to draw new stuff, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# too busy? Thats a rubbish excuse
My reply here probably took longer than it took you to draw it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that's not fair, I am a thalidomide so it takes me a lot longer
may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# poor dear
i can just imagine you with a wacom strapped to your head :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that's not a wacom...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hehehehe...
I've decided I don't like this compo...

Not because it's shite (for once) but because I'm REALLY looking forward to christmas this year. It's quite a strange feeling, and I've no idea why.
And all this horrible crimbo malarky is making me sad
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Did you convince the missus that the yorkshire pot idea is a winner yet?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# sadly not
she's decided she doesn't like meat that begins with a 'P'(!!!)

So we are having chicken and duck as a compromise.
I've yet to decide whether to stuff one into the other... stop sniggering at the back
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# have you recently become a dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ^this
becoming a dad gayed me right up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# You'd never know...
I understand your username now, you terrible CUNT!

Have an unsettled "woo yay" to your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# nah... unless you count my kitty cats
I dunno. It's probably because I'm finishing work next friday, so I've got an extra long holiday; got the mother visiting, and... I dunno...

I'm just REALLY looking forward to it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)