'allo 'allo
morning all
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:16, archived)

morning
i would like to take this opportunity to say:
what the fuck is the time?!
please someone help me?
( evil pixie, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:22, archived)

it's 10 past
2.
B3ta is in the past now.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:23, archived)

thank you
i can never get my head around the clock changes. none of it makes sense to me
suppose i'm not intelligent enough for it
( evil pixie, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:31, archived)

the secret is
to bang the clocks together guys!
:)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:41, archived)

haha
I sass that! ;)
( rogan, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:48, archived)

it took me a few minutes to work that out too
doesn't help that my pooter clock is running slow anyway...
( martian, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:28, archived)

hic!
mornin'
(carlossthejackass, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 2:23, archived)