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[challenge entry] *May cause tea urges

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# haha!
micro-jaffas!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Jaffapills!
for treating acute Jaffalack?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm....
they cure most ills I've found

I'll leave this here also

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
# As a smoker who doesn't smoke, I find this image offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# as an offensive person who offends, I find this image smoking
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# hmmmmm
*wanders off to self medicate*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Can I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Dissenting voice!
I don't like Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# 0_0
.....you said some words...but...I'm sure I didn't understand them!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# It's true...
I accept that this makes me a bit of a freak round these parts, but there we go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# It would be a boring world if we where all the same I guess.....
but jaffa cakes....shakes head
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# NOT EVEN THE LIME OR BLACKCURRENT ONES?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# OUT! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
#
racist
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Dear Barryheadwound,
It appears that you are confusing Jaffa Cakes, a wonderful creation, with abominations of the ilk of the evil Battenburg arse cake.

I hope this helps,

Kind Regards,

Redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Oi
Stow that kind of rebel talk.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Nuts to you Chutters
and your "arsecake of the devil"*



*TM The Great Architect
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Battenberg.
A cake with the potential for greatness, but then WHY cover it in Marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *sigh* Why must I keep having to explain this.
Because marzipan is 100% lully and nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# DO you know,
I don't know why I hate Marzipan so much. I like almonds, and lots of almondy things, but Marzipan just makes me bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Exactly!
Perfectly great sponge ruined :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes are pretty rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# The more I think about them the more I dislike them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah me too man.
I'm getting pretty dissatisfied right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Oo, hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Jafftastic!
Public Service Announcement:
Iceland are selling a metre of Jaffa Cakes for £1.50. Post Christmas leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I wish my GP would prescribe those for me.
Instead I have boring little white pills which taste awful :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)