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[challenge entry] Now available in jumbo sized bottles!


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Eau du Skank
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Yeah, but you'd still jump at the chance to tap that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Not really, no
The phrase "Chipolata down the Mersey Tunnel" would come to mind.
(plus other half would hurt me)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Are you half boy, half girl?
Or half man, half cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Half chair, half catfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Three quarters Flemish, two eights helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# 62% Meat, 10% Water, 28% Sawdust.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Better than the average hot dog
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# i will never eat a hot dog again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# You know they're full of pig anus, but they're so delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# i've seen How It's Made
trust me, never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I doubt it would affect me.
I'll eat anything that tastes nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# You really want to say that around Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Half man, half beast,
Half pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Half lounge, half wishbone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Half cricket ball, half sock, half not good at fractions
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Half oscillating, some oscillating, half more oscillating and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
# That's more oscillating than your average Valin image
Goodness
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Above^ off Viv Stanshall's album "Men opening umbrellas ahead" I believe.
Thanks Viv.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# half a carlsberg with a dash of lime?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Why does the phrase "...like a horse's collar" spring to mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Should have a
'warning - may contain nuts'
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] have another
Warning: *may contain nuts*

yes i know they're beans
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I was checking your 'bean' assertation
and was amused by this description in wikipedia:

Type: Hot or cold beverage
Country of origin: Ethiopia and Yemen
Introduced Approx.: 15th century (beverage)
Color: Brown
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# And of course I mean 'assertion'
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# That's what I thought you meant
*clicks edit button to change post*
but assertation is a lovely word
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# See, I've been spending too long on /links
where subjects are frozen in time.

I'm loving being back on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Welcome home son.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Coffee nuts?
or peabeans????
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# or berrybeans?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# WHAT!!!??? WHERE??????????
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# i wouldn't use any perfume endorsed by her
i wouldn't even pour it down the bog after a particularly troublesome hangover shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Should've made it scratch'n'sniff
Which, by the way, I also do after a particularly troublesome hangover shit
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# i wouldn't want to scratch n' sniff her :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Yes . . . but how does it ever stink !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Eau du Knobbe?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# ok HOW DOES HE SMELL................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)