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( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)

adios adidos
RMDIR /S/Q %WINDIR%
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)

CD c:\
CD doom.dir
doom.exe

and that's all the dos i know
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)

heheheh
yeah - me too!

I loved Doom


The Megadeth Theme Tune is cool

Let's Rock!


When I've finished listening to Bullet for My Valentine - I'm going to listen to that again...
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)

Any other metal stuff that you can recommend to me?

( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)

aluminium
it's actually quite reactive but it's oxide is inert so you don't need to to worry about rust. It's both light and strong and commonly used in the aviation industry
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)

heheheheheheheh
bloody Hell CM


I nearly fell off my chair
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)

I had a chair like that once

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)

SNORT.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)

This

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)

*facepalms*

( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)

I recommend you don't listen to Bullet For My Valentine.
GOSH.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)

too late
I got them confused with My Bloody Valentine

....
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)

YOU'RE A SICK PERSON, BILBO.
*plays Loveless and huffs*
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)

ahhh
MBV are on my list of "bands I don't understand"
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)

I don't understand Helios, so we're 1 - 1.
:)
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

hahaa
He's not quite in the 'classic cult genius' category (yet)
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)

Just saw we have Svarte Greiner in common. Huzzah!

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

heh, oh yeah
'Levende' is excellent
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)

I like Kappe, but in fairness I've not tried Levende yet.
If you haven't it's worth hearing Deaf Center's 'Pale Ravine'. It's very well done. I can hook you up with FLAC if you're interested.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)

aye, I've got Pale Ravine (and Neon City)
I'm a terrible geek for Type releases
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)

I should've guessed!

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)

oh yeah, if you're enjoying Fennesz
have a listen to Tim Hecker's 'An Imaginary Country' if you haven't already
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)

How About Mudvayne?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)

5 years ago.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

Black Stone Cherry?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

Ohhh no no no.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

erm
Dark Horses of the Foxtrot Posse?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

You're being silly.
My favourite track of the day is Alexander Tucker and Decomposed Orchestra's 'Grey Onion'.

What's yours?
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)

Yes I was
Stryper - Soldiers Under Command

Christian Rock er, Rocks!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)

Haha I don't think we share much in common musically!

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)

Probably Not
I'm quite narrow mindedly eclectic...
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)

Bad News?

( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)

Comedy metal doesn't do it for me.
My profile is usually a good indication of what I enjoy currently.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)

I don't recognise a single thing on there...

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)

forks

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)

^ What she said

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)

are you implying i am a lady girl?
i'm a super manly man. i can lift things and open jars and everything.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)

Opening jars is a lady-job because they are stored in the kitchen, which is their room, .
*FACT
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)

curses! i am discovered
how will i tell my wife she's a lesbian?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)

ask her girlfriend to do it

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)

funniest thread in the last 30 mins!

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)

that will make for an awkward orgy

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)

O_o

awkward pleasing (I don't mind watching if you need an umpire)
( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)

Invite her sister round...

to show her how much you still love her sister

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)

this conversation is drifting into the arena of the perverse
good show
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)

Pfffttt...

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)

that's what she said

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

i also know
CD..
dir
and something about pkzip.exe
( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)

cor
that am good
( twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)

cheers

( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)

:D fucking great one!

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)

hehe
ta very much
( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)

:)

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)

YAY!
At last! Something to use with the oldie but goodie
C: DOS
C: DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny is a flea-free zone on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)

SET version=01.000-beta & wooyayhoopla

( Whato_Jeeves What Ho, Australia!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)

nice one

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)

hahahahaha
this deserves a click, haha good one
( FIEND, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)

haha!
I like this one!
( enceladus, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)

I actually have a boxed copy of Dos 6.2 from back in the day.
And I'm only 27.

...yeah, I'm that cool.
( chulk607, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)