If hitler won the war,
charity telethons might be more interesting.


and this is what I imagine it would look like

rather bizarrely, its very hard to get info on Hitlers birthday through our firewall. Kept getting site forbidden.

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( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

Mmm.
My boss must be celebrating it. She hasn't "Jolened" today.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

hitler's birthday
is the same as mine... wooo? 20th of April.
(st3v3-o, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

Then you're over 100 years old!

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

pedant.

( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

Kurt Cobain
amazing frontman from Nirvana died on my birthdya, 8th April. i was 5
(3mo Kid, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:25, archived)

18th April?
I know think that's where Combat 18 got the 18 from...
( martian, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

no, thats from
A = 1
H = 8
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

Letters of the alphabet
18 is 1=A for Adolf
8=H for Hitler
(st3v3-o, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

isn't it
A = 1st letter of alphabet
H = 8th letter of alphabet?

it's not hitler they support, it's alan hansen
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

ok, ok
i know nothing.
( martian, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

so combat 18
means "combat adolf hitler"?
they haven't really thought that through have they...
( rogan, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

it's combat, cos they like fighting

( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

thinking is not their raison d'etre.
To paraphrase Mark "Chopper" Read, most neo Nazi's have the all the mental ability of a Peanut, and couldnt work their way through Mein Kampf.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

i love that film and mark reid has an awesome sense of humus
who else would release a book entitled "hell hath no fury like a mate shot in the arse with a crossbow" ? pure genius
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

He's made a film?
Im just reading "How to shoot friends and influence people" at the moment.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

Yep, called Chopper -
based on his book and starring... bollocks, I've forgotten his name - the bloke who's playing Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk and was Hoot in Black Hawk Down.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

Eric Bana
?
( Samsonite, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

That's the puppy!
Great actor and apparently a pretty reasonable stand-up comic in Oz.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

Ooo I didn't know that
He better be good. I've got money on him in one of my FF's
( Samsonite, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

Hence
the Combat 17, Combat 19 and Combat 47 splinter groups.

Splitters!
( Fat Marrow, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

there was some racist graffitti in andover once
it said:

COMBAT 18 - NO NIGERS
( martian, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

1=A for Adolf
8=H for Hitler

(I only know that b/c I saw a program about them once, honest.
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

Is that
Quadra-mindpiss?
(Blessed Rolo, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

Nah...
...it was from the initials of "Arse" and "Holes".
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

I'd win
black tash day.
If I dyed my tash black, I suppose.
edit: not that bizarre "race hate" type sites are normally on the list of no-go sites and most popular hitler sites (the ones at the top of search results) are probably run by nazi wankers
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

heh
db's got a ginger handlebar...
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

as if
I'm a good Aryan blondie, which is more than I can say for some of you lot round here.
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

Good.
You will provide new healthy genes for our birth camps.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

i'm quite blonde
and i've got blue eyes. mind you, i've got glasses.
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

me too
don't worry, we can wear contact lenses and no-one will be any the wiser.
My Dutch grandad was chased by Nazis, he was a carpenter and they wanted to take him off to somewhere horrible to make shelves and hatstands. He had to hide in a basement for 2 weeks.
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

see, i've no idea whether that's true or not now ;)

( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

Everything is true!
(well maybe not the bit about the shelves and hatstands, they probably wanted him to make something a bit more useful for the war, like a toilet roll holder or summat)
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

Your all gay.
Gay is not good in Naziland.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)

100% FACT
so it's got to be true now..
( Darkedge, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

I went past
the Wagon & Horses on Friday, and had a look in, but it was crammed full of people. I didn't know how to recognise you lot, other than walking through the pub saying "woo, yay, houpla" under my breath
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

sounds familiar to my first b3ta lunch.
Walk in to restaurant. Sit down at table with a bunch of totall strangers. Say "Hi Everybody". Response of "Hello who are you?" leads me to believe I have made an arse of myself in public yet again.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

No matter
how many times you tell that story, I will always laugh.

Even tried telling some friends it at the weekend, but they din't appreciate it anywhere near as much...
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

glad you enjoy Shadenfreude.
Anyway, Im off to smoke things and go skateboarding.

Laters.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

well I wasn't there
I was at the pull & pump then the albert & the hobgoblin.. don't even know a wagon n horses..
( Darkedge, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

Nah!
your backs too hairy. you'd be shot.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

it aint a competition.
Its a charuty event, where every pound you pay goes to ensure zionists remain hungry.

With comedy, by Jim Davidson and B Manning.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

I'd still win
Everything in Nazi Britain is about winning or losing. The penalties for losing are very severe
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)