B&Q serves up a couple of gems.


From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 195 entries (open)

(localhost, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)

Is that male or female?
I can't quite tell.
(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)

I saw someone this morning and I couldn't tell if it was a teenage boy or a middle aged woman

( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)

It's quite topical, as there is such a thing at the URL in my sig.

(Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

so there is
do you carry that sig at all times in case of such an emergency?
( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)

I get the feeling that
in a week or so, the daily heil will be outraged by random obscenities appearing in shops all over britain and will form a b3tan witch hunt.

*crosses fingers and hopes*
( camp freddy wants to get under a duvet on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)

haha
wasn't this in the newsletter recently?
( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)

maybe
I think there was a link to a pic which spelled out



was this the one?
( camp freddy wants to get under a duvet on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)

haha yes I think so

( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)

YES.
WIN.

Although Shirley there's enough letters there for repitition, if not an entire sweary sentence?
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)

There's a twat on third row....
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

it says OPTWAT too

( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

And there's a hint of PISS...

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)

that's the old folk who work there

( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)

hahahha

( camp freddy wants to get under a duvet on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)

needs more

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)

Hahahahaha!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)

hahahahahahahah!

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)

ha ha!

( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)

Yes sweetheart,
we can see what it says, you don't need to do the actions...

:o)
(robbersdog, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)