Been beaten to it, but here's my effort. Not really rude either...
From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 219 entries (open)
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but here's my effort. Not really rude either...
From the Naughty Shop Challenge challenge. See all 219 entries (open)
( , Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
very good
pity you couldn't find a copy of "You Blind Fuck" magazine to put at the end
:-)
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Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:45,
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:-)
It's been withdrawn.
I told them they should have published it in braile.
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Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:49,
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You also managed to get the sub plot making sense too
Cheryl is in crisis and while at Simon's secret wedding she realises she has to leave but she's too scared to divorce Ashley. Then after a sad and lonely weekend she starts to plot revenge.
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Wed 24 Feb 2010, 19:48,
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Some of you seem to complain about Tescos
having a limited stock of herbs and spices for this project.
I have just been to my local ASDA and they have the following letters on their herbs and spices shelves:
ABCGHIKLMNOPRST
so now you can have sentences like:
"accomplishing orgasmic pornographic rotations";
"annihilating gothic nicknacks"; or,
"alligning choking raccoons"
- shelf space permitting.
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Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:23,
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I have just been to my local ASDA and they have the following letters on their herbs and spices shelves:
ABCGHIKLMNOPRST
so now you can have sentences like:
"accomplishing orgasmic pornographic rotations";
"annihilating gothic nicknacks"; or,
"alligning choking raccoons"
- shelf space permitting.