The warehouse was getting overrun by the little buggers...

so they had to call in a jewmigator.
someone please tell me which way to hell?

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 575 entries (closed)

( legohead, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)

Certainly...

( pxyzyzygy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)

Via Croydon....
Hell won't seem so bad after Croydon.
( legohead, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:45, archived)

Every single time
that image gets posted someone goes "ah, hell can't be worse than Croydon". It's fucking funny ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 13:03, archived)

I thought it up whilst
been driven through Croydon and musing on the word 'purgatory'...
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)

you sir
will die in the fires.

i can feel people ganging up already
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:44, archived)

Theoretically straight down .....
.. although theoretically you already seem to be on that road.

The reality is something quite different .. this is hell.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:44, archived)

I'm not jewish
but i've got a big nose and i find that offensive
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:53, archived)

Have you got your ticket?

( lbft, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:55, archived)

Hmm..
just noticed, you even get charged tax on the way to hell.


Bastards.
( lbft, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 12:57, archived)

Here's mine

( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 13:16, archived)