I'm judging this week
and I'm gonna win too.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)

is this because of last week
when the judge was ludicrously biased and nonsensical?
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)

nah
just messing about. I'm going to judge because I feel like it and have been amused by a lot of the entries.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

Bloody Nazi

( Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)

hooray
crush the proles!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)

YOu should try steak
with honey and crushed proles dressing, it's very nice.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)

you must use a pestle and mortar though
a steam-roller takes all the flavour out.
( butchbint, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)