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( Mushroom, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

haha
who's Melanie Phillips?
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)

An abysmal cunt

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie_Phillips
( Mushroom, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)

ah!
I'm glad I didn't know
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)

^ this
i couldn't read all the wikipedia thing. she makes me want to kill.
( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)

^that
Fucking Jews*.


*Of course I'm not being serious.
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)

I simply don't understand how someone can be simultaneously anti:
a) evolution as a well established mechanism for building complexity
b) MMR vaccine
c) AGW

and still be taken seriously. Any one or two of those, perhaps, but all three? She's a well read, articulate idiot.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)

Like griffy i was blissfully unaware of this person.
But now I know shes a reet twat like!
(burkyman, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)

Right-wing, Daily-Mail, rabid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie_Phillips
*curses Mushroom for getting there first*
( Tribs was eating chocolate on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)

haha

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)

oi griffy
see post above :D
( camp freddy wants to get under a duvet on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)

Just looking at those cunts is making my blood boil
especially the piers morgan one, just look at him!
what a prick

Also: this is great
( Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)

ta
:)
( Mushroom, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)

:D

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)

oh yes
..
( Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)

Just missing
Jan Moir
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

also,
kelvin mackenzie
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)

My thoughts exactly.





Nasty cow.
( Kittenpants, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)

I like the way it looks like
Jeremy Clarkson has gone Strecth Armstrong, and is trying to punch Piers "cuntface" Morgan!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)

well
in the original, Bill Nighy was reaching through the middle to punch towards Rowan Atkinson.

So I thought I'd attempt to replicate that with Clarkson and Morgan, given that Clarkson has actually punched Morgan before.

The scale doesn't really work, but I thought it was worth a go :P
( Mushroom, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

I never noticed that on the original!
Excellent work!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)

No
Paul Daniels ?
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)

Where is Nick Griffin? There is an election coming up, it's only fair.
(craigix, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)

Maybe he likes NIck Griffin..
Maybe all the people in the OP he dislikes because they are not far right enough...?!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)

pfft.
I didn't include Griffin because I wanted to keep it fairly light-hearted.

Wish I'd thought of Kelvin MacKenzie as per the suggestion above, though.
( Mushroom, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes...
Bingo!
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)