*gulp*
Lots of lovely source images here.

NSFW but not porn
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

Slut.

( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Yep.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

you'd look
lovely in one of those!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

one of the descriptions says:
"lightly boned"
(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

this i think
Costumes include stretch lycra full back lightly boned Bunny Set including
(Sharps, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

ha ha ha

( martian, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

they look
so daft.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

They have
pirates and cowboys too.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

I must have not looked HARD enough
I'll go and try again.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

I love the lotion costumes! so realistic!
www.3wisheslingerie.com/lotions.asp
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

They have onhe
that turns you into a Zebra person.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

I want to work for a company that makes
'Zebraglide' I want that on my CV.
There was a b3tan that worked in a lubricant making factory.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

unfortunately
doesn't scan as a limerick :P
( Mushroom, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

I think in the end theywere told the company couldn't keep hold of them any longer
and had to let them go.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

hahah
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

There was a b3tan that worked in a lubricant making factory,
who couldn't hummus at all, that's a *FACT* not a story,
he photoshopped a kitten,
a penguin and a shark,
and ended up just re-posting a shopped Tory.
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

hehehe, it is true though,
See here for proof
b3ta.com/board/242216
NobbyNobody is the user in question (scroll down a bit)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

he's still on the board every now and again
and he's from ipswich.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)

nice to know he still
dips his oar in :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)

mmmmmmmmm
oh my...
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

Well
I got a woody.
Possibly should not have shared that but...


Well its true!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

hahaha
woody....I forgot that word
(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

I have
one of those... it's just in the dry cleaners at the moment....

Fact!
(Small Blue Pebble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

Intriguing
that's all
( Pootle, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

Was used
in panto... honest...
(Small Blue Pebble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

if you say
so.
( Pootle, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

it is
Along with the moose costume...
(Small Blue Pebble, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

the mind
boggles
( Pootle, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:14, archived)

he he he
i know what the misses is getting for her birthday.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

and
what you are getting afterwards..

oh dear
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

either dumped
or shagged rotten
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

thats what i was
thinking the options were!
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

That's so SFW

( Mond, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

not every page i have to say...
check the rest out and if you are at work i'll bet someone would say something
( Darkedge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

probably
"whats the url?"
(jamena, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

Yeah like
WTF? Leprechaun?
Is it me or am I missing something on this one?
( Penile, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

haha!
yes!
www.3wisheslingerie.com/pirate.asp
( munkt0n, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)