I love the lotion costumes! so realistic!
www.3wisheslingerie.com/lotions.asp
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

They have onhe
that turns you into a Zebra person.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

I want to work for a company that makes
'Zebraglide' I want that on my CV.
There was a b3tan that worked in a lubricant making factory.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

unfortunately
doesn't scan as a limerick :P
( Mushroom, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

I think in the end theywere told the company couldn't keep hold of them any longer
and had to let them go.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

hahah
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(Ellis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

There was a b3tan that worked in a lubricant making factory,
who couldn't hummus at all, that's a *FACT* not a story,
he photoshopped a kitten,
a penguin and a shark,
and ended up just re-posting a shopped Tory.
(Divvy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

hehehe, it is true though,
See here for proof
b3ta.com/board/242216
NobbyNobody is the user in question (scroll down a bit)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

he's still on the board every now and again
and he's from ipswich.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)

nice to know he still
dips his oar in :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)