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# How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Shite, Ninjabread
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# hahahhahah
Burn you bastard!!!

Click
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:21, archived)
# for gods sake don't waste your tea on it
:D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# hmm
it would help if I gained the ability to post replies in the correct place.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I take it there's more than just water and milk in your tea....
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# indeed
I usually put a tea bag in too
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Oh snap!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# haha
I am quaffing a nice bit of red wine at the mo though. that's probably the best thing to do.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# I'd try drinking it
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Quaffing is very viking.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha silliness
*clicks*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# that joke is older than i am!
my niece was crying last week at a story in the paper about 2 boys burning a cat to death. it was horrible, but i couldn't resist. i said to her "when they lit it, it went woof!"
strangely, the laughing from everyone else in the room just made her cry more
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Reminds me of the old one
What has four legs and goes 'woof'?

Piper Alpha*

*Redeemable for one kicking in your Scottish oil town of choice
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's the earliest news story I can remember.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# aww
my friends son got a piggy bank for his birthday and dropped it on the floor as he unwrapped it. I commented that he need to put his pocket money into it first. everyone laughed. he, however, went postal.......
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# pfff!
bugger, babysitting time.
'bye all!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hope you didn't try making it up to her
by taking her for a hogroast or similar.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# if i had
she'd have eaten the whole fucking thing, the little porker
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha... have this from YEARS ago...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Beautiful.
Back from the days you updated your blog? :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
not THAT long ago...!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Oh, you heartless bastard!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)
# How do
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hi Mr. Vendetta.
Var well ta. How you?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
#
Poor Cat... see now your burning.... next time choose others.. Lol'☺
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# curis killed the cat :)
*clickety*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# nO! not the poor cat
lol : D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)