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(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# he got the skillz
: D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# FTW!!!!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# So very true
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# from the makers of
He's stolen a tenner from my birthday card

and

Hey!..Where's my Giro?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# haha
and "I can't be arsed to walk up 3 flights of stairs, so you've got everybody's post again"
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Dude, where's my giro?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# always worse on a Saturday
gotta wait till friggin' Monday then :(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Aaah them were the days...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# and...
"Yeah, I left that parcel under your mat, so no one would be able to see the big box sticking out from under your mat"
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Couriers can be just as incompetent
Friend waited in for a parcel delivery. She heard a van outside and saw the courier drive off. Turns out the silly courier met someone in the stairwell of the block who claimed to know the recipient and they signed for it. With a false name.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "Summoning Parcelforce" is a Vizism for something that can be done very quickly - ie -
in the time that it takes for them to ring the bell and then shove the card through the box.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I heart Viz
Imagine my surprise... etc...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Make visitors think you've gone mad
By answering the door naked with "Help me" carved into your chest with a razor, while eating shit out of an ice-cream tub with a spoon.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahhaha! bloody ace :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# : D
good one : )
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ha most good
MOST GOOD!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent :)
Do they all have the same handwriting?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# That touches me
like an uncle.
clickety click

And you're lucky if they even bother to leave a card round our way grrr.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# You always hit the nail on the head :)
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# There's a QOTW
in what happened after you watched a movie (like this) with your GF out there lurking methinks.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I totally read that as
GP. I'm an idiot.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)