and...'Yeah, I left that parcel under your mat, so no one would be able to see the big box sticking out from under your mat'
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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Couriers can be just as incompetentFriend waited in for a parcel delivery. She heard a van outside and saw the courier drive off. Turns out the silly courier met someone in the stairwell of the block who claimed to know the recipient and they signed for it. With a false name.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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