'Summoning Parcelforce' is a Vizism for something that can be done very quickly - ie -in the time that it takes for them to ring the bell and then shove the card through the box.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:56,
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Make visitors think you've gone madBy answering the door naked with "Help me" carved into your chest with a razor, while eating shit out of an ice-cream tub with a spoon.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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