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Behold! The Queeriodic Table!

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways. Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, 'What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?' Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, 'Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!' And what does Maverick say? 'You can ride mine!' Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

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An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

What about "Oo" 94: Only-as-long-as-it's-fashionable?
:D
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

94? That's plutonium! Though it's also 'Pu', which I'm sure I could've got to work somehow.

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An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)

ha ha, I was staring at a periodic table only a few days ago too, I really should've known that!
top stuff.
oh and, periodic lols

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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)

Chuck Norris tore up the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise.

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A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)

ha ha :D

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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)

This needs to be 'shopped, Front Paged and Meme'd throughout the known World (and some parts of the unknown World)
:D
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)

and Basingstoke

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Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)

Don't be silly Basingstoke is a myth!

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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)

Basingstoke is a sate of mind!

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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)

My mind is never sated
it always requires more Basingstoke
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)

The Ga Ga made me chuckle :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

Haha
this is good, but "FUCK MY ROBOT FACE" made me do a proper lol.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

I bought the immaculate collection when I was a kid....
O_o
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Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)

Consulting the table, we can clearly see that you're gay.
Sorry: YOUR GAY.
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An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)

Fuck it.
*marches down street telling everyone*
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Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)

:D
~~marches~~ minces
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maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)

did you save up for it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)

I made many pairs of sports trainers to get that album.

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Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)

HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)

naranjas no son las unicas frutas

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Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)

:D
Brilliant!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)