Ooer
Matel were making Ken a little more 'realistic' in response to consumer appetites. Did they go too far?
NSFW

Apologies to those not working in liberated environs.
(Speedwolf, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

um
NSFW!
linky that please
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

Oh god.
That's just a bit NSFW don't you think?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

Depends
Where you work
(Cliph, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

True,
if you work in a place surrounded by exposed gentalia then that would indeed be SFW.

Unfortunatly most people work in places where looking at pictures of willies is not really encouraged.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

it
doesn't really look like porn.
( rogan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

No
But I dont want everybody in the room to see that.

Link it.
Please?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

Wrong.
Very.
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

woo for naughty toys!

(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

yay
for cunt time bear
(peewee13, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)

Oh dear

WARNING:LOW HUMMUS
( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)

Oh dear, indeed
But still woo-worthy!

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

top
punnage!
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

Hooray!
True story?
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

Help with Photoshop
Hello. I know this isn't a help forum but I think this post may help people like myself and beginners to Photoshop.

I'm having problems in Photoshop. Every time I zoom (either in or out) on a magnatude other than 100% the image is 'distorted' by what looks like very poor antialiasing. You don't get this in Paint Shop Pro. I would use Photoshop more often if it wasn't for this annoyance - is there any way of correcting this??

J.
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

No.
Oooh. It's snowing, yay!
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)

^
YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL!
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)

You what?
I'm a bit old for school.
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)

^
then you'd be very immature!
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)

i'm 24.
And I think farts are funny, make very silly jokes, and get excited by snow.

Lifes more fun that way.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)

^
YOUR A T W A T
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)

^
why the ^?
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

and why the fear of apostrophes?
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

i don't think i'm the one coming
across as a twat, somehow.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

that has
mixed meanings
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

well
it would do, if i hadn't included the word "as". But I did, so the other meaning doesn't work.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

i can't read 'as'
my eyes go all funny :/
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)

no one will help you
if you're a big meany
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

If you can't say anything nice
then shut the fuck up, cuntwipe.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

yay
/sings 'nobody does it better'
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

/joins in
on backing vocals
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cor. It's coming down well fast. Coool.
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)

awww!
i want snow!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

S'not fair
I want snow.
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

Yay!
i have snow too!
(icedragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)

I'm 32 and couldn't agree more *parp*
Anybody who expects a serious answer to that kind of question here is just asking for trouble.

Snowing here in Brussels too yay!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

oohh
ill be in brussels on monday, queueing at the British Embassy to get my Certificate of Nationality so i can get married in your fair country...
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

Really?!
Yay! I assume that you will be drinking beer at the reception then?

Are you marrying one of the local lovelies?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)

And
here in hamburg
( pregnantfridge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

The mind boggles
really.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)

that doesn't happen to me
so i don't know why i replied :)

Edit - maybe your rgb settings are borked? have a look under properties
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)

Yes
As you zoom in, move yourself further away from the screen and squint your eyes.
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)

^
Your all a bunch of fools!!
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)

but of course
that's why we're here
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)

hold down
ctrl+f4 then immediately press n...
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)

I just ate a scone.
It was yummy.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)

do you pronounce it
scone or scone?
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)

scone.
pronouncing it "scone" just sounds stupid.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)

i agree

( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)

scone
as in the stone of scone, recently re-patriated to bonny old scotia
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)

Go back to using PSP
It's not as RAM hungry and doesn't crash your puter as much.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)

Yeah,
but it's shit.
/troll
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)

Tisn't!
:P
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)

'Tis so.
:O
( tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)

Nonsense!*
* I have no evidence to back up this statement
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

Its alright
for photochopping.
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

go to www.dabbles.co.uk (i think, could be .com)

how to use photoshop cd for about £15
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)

So 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
when you look like that, do ya honey.

/vodafone
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)

one two three
four five six
seven eight nine
ten eleven twelve
ladybuuuuugs
at the ladybug picnic


/Sesame Street
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)

make us a nice image and then ask that
instead of pushing other ppl's work off the bottom of the board
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

You just made me open paint shop pro and photoshop for nothing
Photoshop 7 and photoshop CS zoom in exactly the same way as Paint Shop Pro, with an exact depiction of the pixels.

so either

*you have a wierd or corrupt version
*you're doing something wrong
*you're imagining it

/EDIT: And you're a bit of an arse - you ask for help in a new thread when you could have put it in an existing one, fair enough, everyone gets a few strikes - but don't turn around and insult people then. Your problem lies in your immaturity, and possibly your imaginary aliasing?
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

my moneys on all three

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

Help with photoshop
Every time I use photoshop I produce poor quality images. What settings do I need to use to get it to produce polished, professional looking results which look like they've been produced by someone with some degree of talent and some idea what they're actually doing?
(Zineboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)

hummus.
lots of it.
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

lol

(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)

higglepiggle pumpyfloop arsewap
woohooohahahahaha blummywummy flooblyweeeeeeeeephongbong widdlyfibbly wumshabbit arsewombles hookus pookus flabbleflaps weeblyshrapnel hooootwomp flarpitt armpitty flatulence.

the anti-aliasing is best ot multiples of 12.5% for some reason. You'll get used to it.
(mistafeesh fruitier than a loopbat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)

The frost report rocks!

( spikedirection no frills, no skills., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)

Haha!
Woosome
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)

Huzzah for RD
and woo to the pic
(smoglane!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

Don't forget now kids

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)

I smirked
:(
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)

Why aye, man!
D'ya smirk tabs, like?
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)

Silk Cut ?
Caal them Tabs ?
I Smirk Capstans like.
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

Aye, man
Tabs are geet bary.
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

Divint botha wit tabs man
get yersel some tac, me and dapsy just cadged a tenner deal! I'm gannin yem to get me 20/20 reet?
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)

where did you get my dodgy uncle's
picture?
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)

he looks exactly like
the guy who built my house
except he's got a limp
( Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)

Heh,
Oh fuck!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)

I can't do it
I have to smirk
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)

well yes,
but surely only if you're Mark Lawrenson?
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)

Yay, Hurray for dancing legos!

Mod edit: A) Geocities is crap, use this.
B) It's lego not legos.
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

What gives!?!?!?
I just saw it!
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

can't use geocities
they don't allow remote linking.

FAQ has info on other hosts
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

oh
i'd use msn gruops, but it won't open the add photos page
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)

msn it
msn it hard


or something

Edit - I can see it!
Yay, it's wootiful!

Edit 2 - Hurray for mod(spelling)edit!
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)

Geocites is arse
If you can see it, it might be in your cache or something
( wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

Geocities blows

Sayeth the lord
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)

See it now
It's great
( wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)

yeh its good


like the second mod edit better though
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

ribbit?

( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)

oh christ!
the punnage, the punnage.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)

hahaha

( cupboardy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)

strangely atractive woo yay

must look away.....
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

Morning all
Woo! *claps*
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)

good god the punnage
woo
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)

Arf!
Woo to you sir
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)

ouch

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)

i love that
woo to your woo
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

oh the punnage
my spleen may have burst
w/y!
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

the punnage!!!
reminds me of the joke about the frog and the library.. too shitty to say now..

Woo!

/falls over
( djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)

Are you really going on a date for the first time?
Edit- Misread.

Bowling? Never done that on a date.
( Your Mum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)

no, neither have i
in fact never done it in my life (not much call for it where I used to live in England oddly)... mind you I went Ice Skating for the first time in my life in January in Romania and it was bizarre, being dragged around by some kids at mach 3*. Great fun.

* ok, might have looks like mach 3 in my eyes..
( djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)

huzzah for frogs

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

ha ha ha
Woo!

you seem to be back on form.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)

Graphs are Fun.

bigger
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)

I love graphs,
best of all the something somethings
( 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)

Hmm, I wonder

Yey it works :)
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

That's beautifooool...
...and utterly compelling!

That's the rest of my workday gone, then.
( jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)

woo yay
to you sir, here, take a "geniusoiuty award", its like Genius award but from lazy typists
( timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)

Hehe!
Woosome!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)

lovely!

*still giggling from the front page and continuing to do so... and i'm only on the first pic of the board*
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)

excel-lent!

( harpski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)

I think
this is your cue to get your coat...
( oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)

* gets coat *

( harpski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

Sweet Bud
Saw it this mornin,
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)

very er, nice
Reminds me of Walkingman on the Amiga. Tiny man would walk around workbench climbing windows and falling off. Is there anything that good on the windows or the linux?
(mrdirtylegs, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)

I used to have a sheep
It would occasionally eat flowers or be kidnapped by aliens, but mostly it would sit on your desktop and STARE....
(psychobabble, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)

Yep, I had that
and a kitten in a box that would jump at the cursor. My GCSE german teacher translated a letter to the walkingman author for me, he sent some other stuff, end of story.
(mrdirtylegs, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)

!
wiggedy wiggedy woo!
( manolust, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)

I hear his scenes were cut, you know

( jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)

Woo
Watch where you're pointing that thing!

(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

OK, do you hire those kittens out for parties?
Cuteness personified, and beautifully trained...
( jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)

FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY


for a pear roast anim but i dunno where to find it or whose it was and anyway mumble mumble woo mumble sandwich gobbler.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)

I would do but
They're destined for a weighted sack in the thames at 3pm
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

I'll be there in 5...
My Circus of Cuteness is in need of new lead act.
( jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

Yay!
Delayed-mindpiss-type-thing

( wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)

THERE IT IS!
BRILLIANT!!
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)

Dammit!
You mean I'm not incredibly original after all?

Arses.
( jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)

erm...

yes you are. because of your second testicle. you mum told me about it.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

100% foolproof plan!

FP! WOOYAY! to everyone, especially YOU!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)

Best plan ever
you crazy person...

WOO!!!
( djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)

Hehehehe
that's very nice
(hieronymous bosch darklord 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)

Haha!
You loon!
Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)

you
loon

woo!
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)

loon
me likey


/disguises self as fridge
/waits in a menacing fashion

EDIT: just had a meeting about direct debits. God i'm bored
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)

That is v boring.
:(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

i fear the most exciting thing today will be
hitting 666 posts
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)

Ew!
I hit 10,000 the other day. I can't get excited about it any more.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)

i have a special 'tasteless' picture lined up and everything
i'm a sad, sad man
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)

i had lots
but then i put loads of punctuatuion marks in my username made into a story and well... my id ate itself.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

Nasty.
I fell foul of an apostrophe once and the mods had to fix mine.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)

Has this happened to you?
Call the crimewatch team on..
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)

heee
haaaw!
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

hahahahaha!
Fucking brilliant!


( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)

Yet more fluff.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)

Aww!
fwuffy weng-wengs :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)

what a lovely term
from now on they shall be for ever known as weng wengs*




*by me anyway
( summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

Yay!
:D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)

Leicester City FC announce new sponsorship deal

There should actually be 3 birds in it... apparently
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)

Hull City FC...
are more your kinda team I think.
( Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)

Hull CIty FC:
the only football club i know of that once had a kwik save under one of the stands
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)

Hull CIty
The only football where you can't colour in any of the letters in their name. Fact*

*ish
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

just imagine a b3ta fc.

( cupboardy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)

it would
similar to the T-shirts I suppose!
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

The pills made me do it


clicky for nicey
(MightyRabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)

eh?
are you calling me a fucking fin?




edit: Woo.
(hieronymous bosch darklord 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)

Noone's calling you a Finn
Unless that looks like you
Then just maybe :)
(MightyRabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)

that is me as a matter of fact
just look at the picture in my profile... see
(hieronymous bosch darklord 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)

It's the hat
I was put off by the hat
(MightyRabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

lovely.

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)

Yay!
Spongtastic
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)

ciaoabunga

(fakeplasticlee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)

Hehe!
The punnage!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)

Bastard hero turtles
woo picture though...

I went to Vienna last month and wondered where all the gondoliers were, what an idiot
( djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)

Is that Michaelangelo?
He'd be on that special register these days. (woo to the puntage btw)
( Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)

no,
michelangelo was red.

/edit: apparently I am colorblind.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)

Michelangelo was a party dude.

( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)

and...
he could spin on his back in a breakdance style.
( Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)

Raphael was cool but rude
I always imagined him having Tourette's.
( wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)

err
That is Michelangelo, the M on his belt gives it away.

Raphael was in the Red*

* used to play the arcade game 4 player for hours, twas ace
( djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)

ah well,
shows you how well I remember my teenage mutant ninja turtle days

/old
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)

i remember them far too well
not sure if it's a good thing or no..

/even older, probably ;)
( djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)

I used to
love the Ninja turtles. The theme tune still resounds in my head...
*hums quietly to herself*
(moodahoo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)

but
I was never quite sure about Splinter
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)

The freaky rat?
I didn't like the idea of a giant martial arts rat in the sewers. Shredder on the other hand- he was the man.
(moodahoo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)

right,
and the idea of four giant radioactively-mutated turtles with nunchucks, a sword, daggers, and a staff was no problem.

Mostly because they didn't bother to understand the rat's philosophy rants.

Also they liked pizza.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

nah
that was raphael...
( Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)

raphael was red!
bah, mindpiss
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)

First there was The Bible Code...

Now there's the Rupert The Bear Code!
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)

Fuck!
It all becomes clear.

Woopert!
( Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

Oooh...
Look at the random hidden messages to be found! Woo!

I never suspected the bear though... gosh.
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

*shudders*
how people find things like that in the first place is beyond me.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

thats quite scary
cartoons must have been influencing us for years

wheres that anvil
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

indeed, everyone knows that in cartoons you can't die...
*click*


*BANG*


*Thud*
( 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

you still alive

*hears cartoon ambulance racing to the scene, only to run the victim over at least twice*
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

no*




*may be a lie
( 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)

the ambulance arrived
but he was confirmed dead on arrival

the funeral's friday, he gets a 21 felt-tip salute
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)

shame
i wont be there to see it...
( 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)

you'll be there
you'll just be in a coffin thats all
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)

I had a broken clock
and remembering Bagpuss, bought a few mice to fix it. They didn't /mark/lard/
( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

Heh!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)

Scary
I have a Winnie the Pooh book somewhere where it says that Pooh was on the Grassy knoll..
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

Seems
they got the wrong guy then.

Bloody assassination bears
( Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

it all becomes clear!
woo to the prophet Rupert
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

Haha!
Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)

Dangerous Mind...
it reminds me of.

Likes = 10/10
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)

so thats where
sadam has been hiding the weapons of mass destruction
( 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

My god it's all true!
*bibble*
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)

the truth is out now

( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)

Thanks as bundle,
I expect I'll be seeing that twenty times a day in my inbox soon.

(Great pic! Woo!)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)

Woo!
But, typically, this will be covered up by the right-wing media machine...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)

Run for the hills!
woo yay
( Hainesey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)

That's a shame...

It's Bush's favourite book, too!

woo.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)

Bush's favorite book...
...is actually "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle. See www.azcentral.com/news/election/campgn04-bush.html

BTW, the original title for the Rupert story was actually "Rupert and the Gomnies", in case you're looking for it.

BTW(2), these hidden messages are from GOD are NOT A CONICIDENCE. Yeah, right.
( Amish Information Systems consists of more "down" than "up" quarks, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)

oooo
It's all so very clear to me now. Woo!
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)

Egyptian warning of the goatse ?

(Sigma5, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

*fits*

( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

has that other guy got
a cup with chips in?
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

he looks the friendly type
who offers chips freely
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

More of these sort of people

( magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

maybe its an admission fee or something
to see the goatse.

ha ha twunts don't know what theyre getting themselves into.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

Haha class!
I was hoping your tag would be better hidden but it's still fucking woo!


( harribo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

Aaaaaargh!
Am I imagining things or did a load of posts disappear just then?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

they did
presume the thread starter deleted the thread, due to other b3tans taking the piss
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

Shame.
I thought we were very mild, given the grief that some threadwasters get.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

no-one told him to cock off
we just pestered him for a tea making job
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)

Exactly.
I think we behaved honourably.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)

bastard ran off withou giving one of us a job though

cock
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)

I'd never have got it anyway.
I couldn't compete with the hob nob dispenser.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)

that was a lie

its like those things you have on your CV that say "manager" when really you were the cleaner, but did the managers job for 6 months without a pay rise
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)

Hehe!
I never had the guts to do stuff like that.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)

me and my mate used to compare CV's and see which one
had the biggest bull shit in it.

he won, he was a managing director of a construction company
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)

the recruitment spam thread
got deleted
which was a shame ... but I'm geriatric so I can't remember why it was a shame

edit: and woo to the goatse-glyphics
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

your geriatric?
i'm generic
( Captain 'artbitch' Cavy looking like an orange vulture, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)

our geriatric

( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)

Either that
or they're Egyptian footballers about to engage in a spit roasting
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

Kebab
anyone?
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

Looks like
she's trying to re-pack it..
( Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)

Dont make him angry
you wont like him when he's angry. grrr


( syd, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)

Is that Kate Moss ?

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)

No,
it's Angry Jack doing his beanstalk impersonation.
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)

Your band's crap!
/runs
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:05, archived)

Who?
The white stripes?
Are you trying to make him MAD?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)

I was goaded into it.
Honest, m'lud.

They're actually quite good, I just wanted to wind him up
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)

easier way to upset him:
"cor, your sister's a goer ain't she!!! she can bang by drums anytime!!! COR!!!"
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)

Heh!
She's an odd looking creature though, isn't she?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)

smiley meg: not that bad
grumpy meg: FUCKK KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT!
she has this ability to look nice one minute then look like the creepy kid from the ring the next.
( lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)

Billie Piper's
let herself go a bit
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)