would you?

...... well?
(tricky_soul, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

all my friends are rock faces?
well i do enjoy climbing... so perhaps it's true.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

some of my best friends are rocks
but then i'm a very lonely person!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

awww.....
/offers a lollipop
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

you never offer me sweets
*sulks*

www.b3ta.com/board/3089628
erm no.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

/offers red lollipop
/bows away
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

better
Edit: I have been meaning to ask...
Whats the username all about?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

a sparrow flew in my window...
and flew about my room...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

Did you catch it
and cook it?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

i was tempted...

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)

Ah I see
And the GrandmaOfShoes bit of it?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

Grandma = my nickname
OfShoes... because Grandma is too short...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)

OK
I have an odd (for a girl) nickname but do you want to explain that one?
You dont look like any grandma I know.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

yeah explain...
i'm the best Grandma by the way
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

he he he

Edit: What do you mean, my Nan had a very similar hair style
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)

And I'll bet she had womanly hips as well
So she is a perfect match for him.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

Never really looked at her in that way

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

I was refering to GrandmaOfShoes
Womanly hips.
But shhh
Dont tell him.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)

takes lollipop!
puts it with other "friends" old tin can, rock, plant and rubbish sack with rip in it!

:o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

/gives spare shoelace too

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

Major lurkage skills you have there

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

oink
thank you kindly fair sir
(tricky_soul, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

What friends?

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Titter
No, but I would if I was 15 and they were all knocking back cheap cider :)
(OrangeSquash'd, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

i take it you're still wearing your burberry then?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

Look at how new they are

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)

Low in hummus...
...or should that be Hammas?

(AdrianJ, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)

(gimpy86, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

asdf
asdf
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

aaaaahhhhh the fear the fear

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

dumdumdum
lalalal
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

bfgf
fgtg
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

spider magasine
play moneyt
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

paintball party
fish-i
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

is it cos i is kazakh?
happy families
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

come and play on level4
experimental biology
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

land raider
wrong neighbourhood
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

las chance to oevrtake
adventure reborn
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

june 2003 dates till the end of summer term
as you like it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

9am at the Diable
reverse down hard shoulder
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

trap door
are you looking at me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

calm down calm down, surely this drug isnt available for prescription
i saw on while i was on safari
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

Ive got a call here for you...
its the 80s, they want their joke back.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

he he

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

HAHAHAHA
..Thats funny
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Arf!
Puntastical stuff.
( Stickman_ben, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

Pun pun pun pun...s a quickie...all I seem to be doing these days...

(Bunni_Boi, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)

hahaha

that would make a great flash animation
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

Hip Shakin' Lip Curlin' King of Rock 'n' Roll!

(Carlos the Badger, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

Pearoast from me
But your Truly 'BRIAN BLESSED' is on Celebrity Stars in their eyes tonight. 9:15pm ITV 1. Watch the Blessed one sing Pavarotti. BE THERE.

p.s I aint nothing to do with BB but we seem to take the piss out of him so I thought loads should know :)
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)

yes
its only been the subject of the board ALL day
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)

What worries me more is....
... it is "Featuring Corrie's Candice as Britney Spears" - Radio Times online.
( CaroWallis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)

is corrie's candice good looking?

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

She's worth a gobble in my books
:) We are talking turkey right?????
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

I think...
... she looks like she's been pushed very hard into a brick wall. But that's my opinion.
( CaroWallis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

i concur

( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

Well
I dont watch Corrie, just seen the piccys. BEsides that Corry is fully of Gaybos
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)

The Communist Forbes rich list

Click for embigulatory procedures
( Malchickles, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

He he
clever, very clever.
(gimpy86, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

hehehe :)
though I admit, I expected it to be a phonebook
( kitty meow meow, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

i have a new camera
so have a spackattack cat

( e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

stop drop and roll!
your cat's on fire again
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

i'll put it out
later
badum tish - you set em up, i'll knock em down.
( e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

So that's what they meant
When they said Fred Flintstone would put the cat out for the night. That, or he'd been stockpiling temazepan.
( Malchickles, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

It's having a Mr Magic spackattack

Woo Yay
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

..


Click for Blameplotting Animation


.
( Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

I can't watch that anim too many times!
I think you may have over-politiced for the newsletter maybe? I hope you find some other way to get it the mass exposure it so richly deserves.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

Ta much
didn't really do it for the newsletter but agree I now realise it's not the sort of thing that 'fits' the newsletter.

It has taken time to dawn on me that not a lot of my stuff fits b3ta (bit like first realising you don't like top of the pops anymore) but it's still worthwhile the odd visit !

Cheers !
( Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

i dont care if it
doesnt "fit", 99% of you stuff rocks, good work fella
( The Ginja Ninja, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)

Do keep posting here.
Political satire is hard to get both clever and funny, and you do it well.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)

It fits because it's original, funny, and really well done.
those are the only requirements as far as I know.
now maybe the magic donkey has personal feelings as to what should go in the newsletter, or some other factors apply, but that makes it no less a part of b3ta
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)

Please don't get me wrong
I do realise now it doesn't fit the newsletter. The magic donkey knows the newsletter audience which means being selective.

But I hope no-one minds me posting the link from time to time (as long as it's with a genuine post)
( Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

add more singing kittens.

(1, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

post away
tis only a link, no one is forcing us to click it
( The Ginja Ninja, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

By the way,
have you mailed this to The Guardian? They'll fucking love it.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

I've sent stuff to the Guardian before
I put files on their own special url and then checked logs - they didn't look at anything.

The other week I sent a link to some files to a company and found one of my gags on TV a few days later. It's a cruel world.

Never mind.

Thanks
( Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

noooooooooooo
there goes my entire wardrobe
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

i bought my wardrobe from Ikea...

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

Ah, it was a great day for tyranny when the Berlin Wall came down...

(blighty, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

woo!
great stuff
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

aaah
nice reverserooney !
( Beau Bo d'Or Blog's back at blog.bbdo.co.uk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)

deep apologies, I'm of to pub before I receive a brick in the head
( The Duke of Prunes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)

have a poem
Christina's World

The barn appears to stand upon the crest,
The birds do flutter about its wooden breast
The young girl looks up, arowsed from her sleep
And stares as birds begin to screech anew.

What next she hears, brings her tears, motors start
The Jumkers fly overhead, gun fire rattles
Bombs begin to fall, the sky, not dimmed by stroms
Now the fire burns away the weather drawn night.

Great winds blow through her hair, she sees the house
And screams outloud, as Piérre jumps from his room
Piérre est mort, France aflame, her folk burning
What now is left for Christina, in this world?


anyone know where its from?
and if you get pissed off about TW, then go outside
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)

best spelling
of "aroused" ever
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

also that spelling of Piérre is completely unpronouceable
i should know, my name is pierre
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)

i prefer...
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
go the guns
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM....
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

Wait! Don't tell me...
boom, boom, boom?
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)

how
did you know?
( The Ginja Ninja, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)

I'm sorry,
I think I've got to get out of here!
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

im to tired to hit you
please run into my fist


edit: i know its from a differant series, but my favourite line ever
( The Ginja Ninja, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

While we're on Blackadder quotes...
... my favourite...
Blackadder is firing Baldrick.
"But my lord, Baldricks have been in your family for generations"
"Yes, so has syphillis, but we don't talk about it".
Thank you, and goodbye.
( CaroWallis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

I don't, and neither does google.
It's rather effective though. Nice.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)

Sounds like a cross between....
.... Gone with the Wind and Phantom of the Opera to me. But I am clinically insane*


*Has not been proved, but could be true.
( CaroWallis, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

Pointy birds,
Oh pointy, pointy,
Anoint my head,
Anointy, nointy.
(the funky gibbon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)

inspired by post below


effort = 100%*

*lie
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)

Damn you
I lost my will to live.
(Monocromatico 's bosons are sold out, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

Woo
I inspired someone. and i'm only a lonley newbie...

EDIT: Lowly*
(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)

The weekend is not a good time to make friends here
Try the middle of a weekday.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)

friends are like wood...
they're all grainy and that...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

GRANDMA!!!
*stupidly happy to see you*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)

haha...
i'm back at uni tomorrow

so i'll be on permanently again
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)

Nice to hear
I'm back and working my ass of.
only 3 weeks to go 'till freedom!
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)

hmm haha
shame on the working thing i'm doing copy editing for my mum...
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)

I'm bored silly
and Ezboard is fucked up so I cant even play there.
Good boy helping your mum
*pats on head*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)

haha she knows how boring it is
...Land Law...

...200 pages...

...pain stakingly dull...

...100 quid...

...woo
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

Kinetoplasid exchange in trypanosomaisis
Funtastic.
I'm not getting money for it.
Fuck I'm not even going to get a good grade.
I just want it to be over.
Lucky git that you are.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)

*pats it, breaks it*
*dies*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

*confused*
breaks what?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

my spine... i assumed you knew spine was spelt "it"

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

Woo yay!
Going to hell!

Well, I'm off b3tans, thankyou for a most enjoyable afternoon, enjoy your saturday night!
( Halk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)

see how u like it


image rapist
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)

best image
i've seen all day
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)

ahahaah
woo

but be nice, people
(1, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)

I see no badly drawn cock
So he is improving.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

Here, you can have mine (drawing not "mine")

( Hankster, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)

I think Mostly harmless
Would be a little upset if I accepted that.
Not that I want yours.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)

hehe
:)
( Hankster, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)

Mostly and Summat
Get a bit possesive of each other as well.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

poor tagging there
your tag is supposed to take up at least 25% of the picture
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)

Any chance of a look
at the "exodus of older b3tans" article?
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)

gladly. gimme a sec
I think I stayed pretty much to pure facts, let me know if you disagree.

[link removed]
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)

i'll be wanting to see this too.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

I await with interest.
I'll probably end up writing something as well.

Have you seen the username article I researched for menub's site?
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

no, I haven't
send it in, or give a link
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)

Here you go.
Site mainpage: www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp

Username article: www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/usernames.asp
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)

omfg
u guys take this WAY too seriously....

go find something worth caring about
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

Cock off

( karatesausage, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)

fluffiness!

(1, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

and you don't think you're taking this overly seriously?
you're spending your saturday evening making fun of people on a message board that you don't really care about.
I ask you which one is worse
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

it will be a shame if b3ta ceases to exist
as a result of people turning into a really shit message board.

It used to be great. A lot of the people that started out on b3ta have gone out to become extremely successful and sought after animators as a result of being seen on here. But, Mr Profile ID 23692, you probably have no idea of what how good used to be.
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)

So you're saying that
if we've been here less than a year we should piss off because we don't know how great things were before we arrived?

That doesn't seem like a great way to encourage new talent to me...
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

Not at all.
New talent, new ideas and new people with something positive and humourous for everyone to look at and laugh at is a fantastic thing. Meeting new like-minded people is always worthwhile. It's always great to see new people joining b3ta with new pictures to contribute. I'm blown away by some of the amazing thing people invent for the competitions. It's great to know that there are people munting photographs up in every corner of the world! It doesn't make any difference how long they've been on here.
But the vibe of the conversations has changed somewhat. And there does seem to be more bitching going on these days. If I want childish bitching from a load of anonymous people I'll go to some spazmo yahoo chatroom and start an argument. That's not what b3ta was about. It was about finding, making and sharing great/funny things on the web.
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

restating my point....
u take this too seriously
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

restating my point
either go and have a wank you sad little wanker, or maybe join a yahoo chatroom.
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

so you're saying that in fact, lemony has been in the wrong all this time?
and we *should* shout at everyone
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)

Well, personally
I think that people should be given a chance, but if they continue to post poorly after being asked nicely, they deserve being yelled at.
However, the encyclopædia doesn't have an opinion one way or another.
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

Ooh
Look at you with your fancy letters
( wayward., Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)

think the start of b3ta radio
and a sudden influx of noobs had something to do with it too, possibly?
( e.parsley, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)

I think what also needs to be said,
is that those of us who initially "left" for 4rthur did so principally for the following reason:

Because we've been around so long, we all know each other quite well socially. A large attraction of hanging around the board was the banter that went on, and the long threads were a joy. The membership of the board reached a sort of "critical mass" where the board moved so quickly it was impossible to have the same kind of atmosphere. "The other place" provided a slower-moving environment, with no rules as to "threadwasting" etc, where we could just chat away. If you look at the newsletter, frontpage etc over that period, I think you'll find alot of those people were still contributing to b3ta, but not as visible on the board.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

sssh!!
Don't let the wankers find out about the other site. It's doing well just as it is!
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

Better?
;)
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)

I don't intend to provide a link to it
maybe that's unobjective, but it's required to keep up its the integrity. although, i do have to name it in the article
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)

your nicesmile.jpg
is still my desktop picture. woo!
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)

ooh thanks
nice to hear.
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

Point well made
I'll go tweak the article some. Although i have trouble between making it complete explanation, without spreading out into other subjects. I have to work on that
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)

good reading.
I think the people that knew how good the board was a couple of years ago just can't be arsed to waste their time ploughing through all the tiresome shite that gets posted these days. Obviously there are (luckily) some exceptions to this. B3ta message board used to be an inspiring an entertaining place to spend time on the internet. Now it's just full of pissy little teenagers that would be much better off spending their time wanking than degrading a site that used to be great.
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)

I agree to some extent
but I don't like the 4rthur board much. It seems to me that unless you are already known there you're not welcome. Here, as long as you read (and obey) the FAQ, don't piss everyone off, and post original things every now and then, things are fine. And thats how it should be.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)

don't b a looser
don't b a looser
(Randoman, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)

u daft racist

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)

lol im not :(
The only racist around here is Ron Atkinson
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)

take a bit of chinky...
can u say chinky?

yeah cos its a race of people and its a type of food
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)

Which one is Big Ron?

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)

dunno
you pick :)
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)

The one in the red cart
as it reminds him of the colour of a burning cross
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)

In the spirit of the night..

(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)

There....
Seems (to be) less of Brian.
Arf
( Halk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)

it's all ..
that pre-show exercise.. good for the old weight loss.. and good for ensuring victory on the show.
(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)

Also...
Why does Mathew Kelly appear to be attempting to penetrate him?

I thought Matthew prefered considerably younger men?
( Halk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)

well..
Brian - "well tonight matthew i'm going to be... a considerably younger man"
(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)

1...2...3... Push!!!!

(Carlos the Badger, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)

nice

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)

yay!

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)

Blessedrotti (Quick and nasti) Artist's impression of what can ONLY be the TV highlight of the year...Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes on ITV tonight...

(Bunni_Boi, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)

Arse
I'll probably be at the pub. Someone video it for me?
( wayward., Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)

If the Commies ruled, Dilbert strips would look like this

( Malchickles, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)

Haha
Fantastic!
Woo!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)

woo yay
i love dilbert
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)

That's
great!
(ladycat, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)

But..
Aren't they like that anyway?
(dirty_root, Wed 28 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

Stupid! Stupid and even mor Stupid!

(Randoman, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)

Stop that.
Posting pictures you didn't make is not appropriate here.

Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( gnu2000, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)

that time
you tagged over the website url :)
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)

Quick learner
is he not.
( gnu2000, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)

Next he'll be making his own images
So we can't accuse him of stealing tired old glasscocks.

EDIT : Bang, there goes all his bandwidth!
( Halk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)

wanna bet?
...
(Randoman, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)

W and a T and a F
are you babbeling on aboot?
( Tapping, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)

u r a twat
fuck off
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)

now be nice

(1, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)

i love
that little cat in the left corner so much
(teebo, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)

you're not very bright are you?

(peewee13, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)

That cotta hurt!

(Randoman, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)

Quick!
Fix the redex before anybody else notices!

Edit : Ok, never mind that. Proceed straight to the FAQ, do not press F5, do not collect 200 posts.
( Halk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)

You've just tagged someone elses picture
haven't you?
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)

I think so....
But I'm hoping I'm in error.


( Halk, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)

what a twat
crap tag too
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)

all your unfluffiness is all just
so you can feel big again after being flamed to death during that 'badly drawn cock' thing isn't it?

shame.
(1, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)

I wish all new people
lurked to learn the rules before posting.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)

im sure
no ones seen that before, you even left in the bit that says "ahajokes.com"

/fluffy
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)

thats the funny part of the pic
duh
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)

No!

( gnu2000, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)