Pool might be tricky...

( Bagpuss, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)

Took a while
looks like snooker, that's what threw me.

w/y/h
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

i've been watching that all day
my mind has been corrupted by willie thorne
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

Lucky that's all willie has corrupted

/coat
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

yeah
he can be a right bastard like that
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

That's because
it relies on an indepth knowledge of what Communism is about. i.e. red things.
( Bagpuss, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

i'm sure the concept of communism is slightly deeper than
things being red
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

and all property is theft

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

woo!
yay!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

oh right yeah, i get it now
woo yay
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

hahahaha took me a while!
woo!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

arf!
Clever.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

Haha
Woo.

History of Russia on channel 4 now.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

History of Russia on channel 4
or Pub?
History of Russia on channel 4
or Pub?

Just can't decide. Help.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

Which one can you video
and which one can will get you suitably tanked up to make the other one watchable?
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

Problem is I am normally too pissed to work the vcr
by the time I get home
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)

Interesting programme
Apparently Russia was named after the Vikings.
( Bagpuss, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:20, archived)

Pub
definatly Pub. waiting for my food to be done and its the best of the 5 channels ive got.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

Ha!
I've got over 400 shit channels that aren't worth watching.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:14, archived)

borrow a book about Russian history
and read it in a beer garden.
"Soviet Genetics and world science" by Julian Huxley is good.
( MissPrism, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

Right pub it is

;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)

you saved me from
davina mcall

you are truly blessed
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)

I would

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

Shoesnakes rarely bite

I saw a snake in my garden this morning!
( MissPrism, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

arrrrrg the snakes the snakes
woo
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

badger badger badger badger....

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

I Like Bukkake!

( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

who doesnt!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

me?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

And me

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

no mushroom!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

ooh quite good
top shopping
woo yay houpla!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

where are you from?

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

Virginia
at the moment
( MissPrism, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

Ooooh its a snake (badger badger etc)
What kind of snake did you see?

Woo to the pic.
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

mindpiss alert

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

we think
it was an Eastern Garter Snake
although we didn't get a very good look at it.
( MissPrism, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaay!

( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

I'm using velcro
from now on.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

i had one bite me
the little futhermucker
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)

you probably tied it too tight
double knots goad them.
( MissPrism, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

Commies on Amazon
Found this looking for source pics. Some of the reviews are, shall we say, a little hysterical?
( Roman Totale, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

*pfft*
Time to let it go, McCarthy...
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

apparently,
this text is a concerted effort to trivialize the opposition to the ruthless totalitarian system that took more than 100 million lives. Documents now available show that Lenin created the police state, which was imitated by Mao and Pol Pot. Readers are advised to read Gulag Archipeligo to find out what Communism was.
Barson and Heller would like us to forget the thousands of missiles created destroy not only America but the entire West
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

I wonder where that reviewer is based?
It must be hard to take such an impartial view of historical events.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

Ah yes
i remember when the the thousands of missiles created destroyed not only America and the West. Good times
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

yes THEY created them
america didn't provoke them by creating an arguably unnecessary atomic bomb did they, oh no...
( Mushroom, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)

they only did it because
they had all the german scientists from ww2
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)

Well, that helped them do it first.

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)

that's because the American right
see no difference between "liberals" and "commie sympathisers" ;)
( Mushroom, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

Or no doubt nowadays,
god damn a-rabs.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

if you look up in the republican party dictionary
Liberal

noun (vulg)

1. One who sympathises with the Stalinists/Communists of the cold war and seeks to destroy the American way of life by the promotion of such pinko notions as a 'welfare state' and 'non-profit organisations'.
2. A supporter of anyone who seeks to undermine the American dream and execute Uncle Sam in the name of the Red Flag and Allah.
( Mushroom, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

They also have a really good definition of gullable!




wait. no! i messed it up. let me try again!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

you mean there is a difference?

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)

We're only commie sympathisers
under cover of dark. I hide my Socialist Worker inside a copy of The Independant.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

i'm secretly the editor of
Pravda.
( Mushroom, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

who isn't?

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

Yes, The foresk...
bugger
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

.

( Poon Poon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

Nice!
Did you draw him? He's ace.
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

nope, i'm far to talentless to draw my own stuff
he's from an anime called "OH! Super Milk-chan"
( Poon Poon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

You didn't draw the head?
Oh good, in that case, I can safely say he has a testicle on his forehead.
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

as odd as that seems
it appears you are telling the truth
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

I wouldn't call you talentless
That am brilliant!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

Lovely.
Great animation. Flash?
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

thats
fantastico
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

OH!

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

OH!

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

OH!

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

pardenez vous?

( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

/Bohemian Rhapsody

yes, i know it's magnifico oh oh oh, but it's the same idea
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

thats weird
i was just thinking of that exact song... hmm submlimal...
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

Subliminal eh...
www.b3ta.com/board/3088677
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

ooh err
but a big woo yay. Lovely art
(WiggZ, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

Nice
and Woo!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

Hummus is blue?
Then what the hell have I been eating?!?!
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

That's excellent!
w/y/h!
( Neth, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

excellent
WYH

. . and where do you get that stuff?
( lord bofingham, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

bittorrent naturally
animesuki.sandwich.net/
anime.mircx.com/
( Poon Poon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

no no
I meant the hummus in jars
( lord bofingham, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

Wow! Hummus is blue!!
And that lucky chap seems to have a never-ending jar of the stuff! He'll go far.

Woo!
( Moon Girl Technologies |:|:|:|, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

Dudey
a woo to you
(Attention Whore, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

Excellente - I know where they keep the raw hummus
How they get their Hummus
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

Just a quickie

( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

hahahahaha
i had to sound it out
woo yay houpla!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

You
spade your cat?
( Moon Girl Technologies |:|:|:|, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

Spade=Spayed
It's a say it out loud joke really.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

*ahem*
spayed
*ahem*
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

Much better than
I club my cat.
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

I club my seal
shirly?
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

You have a seal called Shirley?

( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

I have a toy seal
called "Adolph"
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

has he tried to create a pure race of harp seals
and send all the others, like leopard seals and harbor seals and grey seals into seal concentration camps?

or was that another adolf seal
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

You're thinking of
Adolph Inn

He tried to rid the world of Tuna.
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

hhahahahahahhahaha
i wish i was drunk, that would be even funnier
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

The joke
or you being drunk?
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

the joke!
it costs too much to get me pissed for it to be funny
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

Well, I've got 32p
and half a can of tennents super that you can have as a starting point...
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

last time i went out drinking i did over
120quid
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

Jesus.
If quid is pound, and I'm not an ignorant American, that's about 200 dollars. Wow. I don't even know how that's possible.
(Digitdean: Disappointing Fans Since 1989!, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)

I have an
"I Baby Seals" t-shirt somewhere...
(danshome, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)

Arf!
and Woo!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

top punnage!
ps. red, and here. =)
(/chris, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

that's honestly the funniest thing ive seen.
(Gino Ginelli, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)

i can't believe this got FP
it's a common bumper sticker here in cali
( pixel8.org, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)

really?
or are you thinking of "I {heart} my cat" which is completely different?
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)

Excellent.
The box is red, and I read from bloglines.com
(and_ham, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)

That am woo!
woot!
(Attention Whore, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

Haha!
Woo!

red, and from my personal home page.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)

that is so funny
it must have been done for real. Shirley?
( Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)

done before,
(thundercat, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 2:30, archived)

Even better
I knew a woman who got hold of some bumper sticker material, and printed it with the outline of a wood screw and cut it to shape. She then put them on the bumper stickers of people who had those "I (heart) My Cat" (or dog) stickers, right over the heart...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 25 Apr 2004, 7:50, archived)

Cheap, quick, and crap.


Guess what it is.
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

Pork Side
Shutters!

ArF!
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

Not pig.

( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

Lamb Drapes?

( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

turkey drapery surely?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

It's clearly not turkey
The view doesn't look right
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

*groan*

( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

b- be- bee- be-
beef curtains!
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

We have a winner.

( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

hmmmm
doesn't look like beef. looks like pork
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

But
it tastes like chicken
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

Beef curtains is people!
/heston
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

Does a bit

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

ooh goodey
what do i win?
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

A clout round the ear
and half a pound of sherbert.
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

wahey!

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

Pig Curtains!
Yay!
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

cow draperies!

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

sausage
flaps!
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

Arf!
You deserve a prize!
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

oh good
can i have it, what is it?
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

it's a set of fitted
cattle slats for your home
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

cattle slats?
is that like beef curtains on a fat chick?
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

only if they're horizontal
you know fat people only wear horizontal slats because it makes them look thinner
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

A great big

( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

aww
*chuckle*
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

Here's one i made earlier

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

You see
thats what you get when you try looking for good source pics.
( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

Don't mean to alarm you, but...
I think your home is flooding
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

It begins.

( Neth, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

I fear for
our lives..

And furniture.
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

yay
cats ruling za vorld!
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

Argh!
All your string are belong to us!
( Easty is an undergraduate Psychology project, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

hahaha
love that.
very nice.
(TmsT, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

no reason

( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

socks in tumbledryer

( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

It's like at the end of The Crystal Maze
woo!
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

'will you start the fans please!'

( summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

noooooooooooooooooo!
Silver Tickets!!!
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

i can't actually recall anyone winning on that....
ever
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

I won on the video game once (£10 i think)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

think 4 teams won
over the 5-7 years it was on

They always got caught out in the industrial zone.

prizes were shit if they won anyway, A day skydiving, a evening in a field in lowestoft. Orienteering in dartmoor
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

Orienteering in dartmoor
I've always wanted to do that
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

they did sometimes
but all they won was an hour of paintballing or something, that was probably less fun than coming on the show in the first place
( Strawberry Dragon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

It was always better with the bald bloke
me thinks
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

Indeed
Richard O'Brian pisses all over Ed Tutor-Pole
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

That's the fella

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

Is he dead yet?
He was about 60 when he was on crystal maze...
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

think he's
62 or something now
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

The genius
behind the rocky horror picture show
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

I've still not forgiven him
for that. I can't bloody stand rocky horror, or more specifically, the people who obsess about it.
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

Never appealed to me
either
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

I like it
but im not obsessed, not to the degrees of everyone else i've met anyway
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

Worst Pun EVER.. i'm sorry

but all these bad puns keep coming to me..
(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

thats
ace :D
( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

blimey
that rocks!


( Mushroom, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

Stop it!
My browser doesn't like that.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)

you're lucky
i was going to do twice that
:)
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

*sighs in relief*
Thankyou for not.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

like this?

(gimpy86, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

Aghh!

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

Firefox copes with these
much better than IE ever did.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

I'm using the new IE on windows Longhorn
seems to be grand.
(gimpy86, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

I'm on Opera

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

how about
this one?
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

I like it more everytime I see it

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

That makes my
eyes go funny.
( LP, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

No - that one's fine
Not to mention woosome.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

mmmm reminds me of seeing stars
i like when that happens.

woo!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

Fantastic.
Woo!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

Very nice
hypnotic
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

ooh the colours

( Poon Poon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

My Word!
I Woo! your Woo!

( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

i took your advice


nah - shitness rules
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

he actually looks s little like lenin
or am i the only one seeing this?
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

nah
lenin's horns were bigger
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

the grin
gives it a certain Jack nicklson as "joker" vibe
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

OK
I apologise for going on so long. It isn't actually that bad. I was just annoyed that you didn't even seem to make an effort.

See? All gone now.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

who cares if i don't try it's not school
bjeeezus
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

Eh?

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)

.

err...
( Poon Poon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)

thats no
volleyball!
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

Wakey, wakey,
eggs and bacey!
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

that's a bit odd.
nice
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

Have an old pearoast...

(AdrianJ, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

if the commies had won...
..all the news would be glorious



second post ever, second on this weekend. I''ve time on my hands..right, I'm off to kill those bravenet twunts. Exceeding bandwidth my arse, ten bloody minutes that took...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)

Great!

( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)

ta!
Feel I should say thank you to all those lovely people out there in the dark, bashing buttons and making me feel guilty about receiving but not giving.

Having said that, boyfriend's a bit miffed, I keep disappearing to adjust colour balances.

Sod him
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

i loikes it
noon all!
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

Evening dear
How was your day?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)

lovely thanks
sat outside drinking beers in the sunshine
:)
you?

EDIT - what was kill bill 2 like? seeing it tomorrow
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)

mmmm
beer
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

Its not sunny here
But it was nice and warm.
I have been on the computer trying to work.
Its not going well so far.

EDIT: Not too bad.
I liked the first one better but thats just me.
Everybody I went to see it with like V2 better.
Go see it and make up your own mind.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

:(
i was gonna go to the beach, but it wasn't hot enough
having work to do sucks.
i've got next week off
*does a little dance*

EDIT - keep getting mixed reports about it.... finally saw shaun of the dead yesterday, and was a bit disappointed
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

So you keep telling me
So much envy.
I'm going to be stuck inside all week.
exept thursday when I will have to spend 6 hours going to livingstone and back on the stupid bus.
EDIT as for Shaun...I love Dylan Moran so I was happy.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

weeks off rule.... although the only thing i'm doing is going to monkeyworld
gonna take loads of piccys of monkeys
yay!
( summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

I still see monkey world as a
euphamism for some odd reason.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

that's geat that is
woo!
( Mushroom, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

thank you
woo you too
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

'gis a kiss

( *lou, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)

NOICE!
I like.
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

( mofaha, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

puts lipstick on*


*on a plunger

woo yay!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmwah!

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

Jaw-droppingly lovely!

Even Lioney agrees.
Woo!
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

Nice curler action
wyh
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)

I wish sheep all looked like that
It would make walks in the countryside highly entertaining.
( Nacho, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)

WARG!
That's brilliant
( wayward., Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)

Haha
lovely
(yay for mutants, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

tongue?

( Munsta, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 4:31, archived)

Tonight, Matthew...


I'll be performing my greatest hits!
( Neth, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)

Not even Brian
is getting me watching ITV1 on a Saturday night.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)

DIE
HERETIC!
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

I'd rather watch my Flash Gordon DVD,
than watch a once-great actor prostitue himself in the name of god-awful, lowest common denominator "entertainment".
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)

But what
if he shouts "GORDONS ALIVE!" on the show, you'll miss the greatest television moment ever
( Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)

Not even
if he had you in a headlock?
( wayward., Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)

I'd rip his larynx out.

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

w/y/h
WOO! argh.. i'm missing it now..
(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)

here's one for the compo - bushachev

( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

seamless
twunt.


(blame Or is it?)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

thanks i tried so hard
;o)
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

hey, now don't blame me
there's nothing wrong with the idea, and i have seen much worse shopping. it's the idea the counts more than the shopping anyway.
The point is to show effort, which this shows.

not only that, but I said nothing about swearing or name calling.
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)

shakes hand
thanks m8
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

shh
i know. he(?) didnt mind anyhow
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

you're right
and he seems to not want to put any effort in, although looks like he failed and actually had some effort in this one.
I can't stop your yelling at him, even if i don't like it, I just don't want to be blamed for anything
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)

Nice idea.
A little blending/smudging wouldn't go amiss. Give it a whirl when you have some time.

:)
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)

fuck that
i don't wanna try too hard
shitness rules!!!
( You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)

Very true.
If you look up the first post on the first incarnation of this board, post number one is a mission statement declaring "shit is good!".
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

well then go somewhere else
there are much better places for people who love not trying hard
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)

Well said

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

woo, try this
www.b3ta.com/board/3078427
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)

Sorry.. But 'twas in my head

(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)

*groan*
the pun! it burns so!
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)

mosscow ?
or what
(rotating bread, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)

yep..
i know.. it's bad
(Balphaus, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)

.

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)

with a difference
www.b3ta.com/board/3068279
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)

High Cockalorum!

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)

Yikes!

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)

fab...

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

It is new?
I like it.
(but I do like it better when it is you exploding)
I could explain the whole Harvey thing but its not worth it.
Any way...Garndma?
I think you would make a good one.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)

yay!

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)

The most dastardly Highwayman in Great Britain

Click the pic for the full poster thingy

Inspired by a most curious orange picture on google. Before am all night skittle and orange juice party...
(Phil The Easter Chick, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Freaky

woo!
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis http://www.house-mixes.com/profile/djrich, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

lovely!
looks like he's sucking a lemon.
(the funky gibbon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

My ex girlfriend has a whole calendar of those fruit face pictures
and has in fact just sent me a post card with a melon bus with raddish riders
have a look
on amazon
More
search for saxton freymann on google

woo!
( Or is it?, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

I found this little chappy on google
here
(Phil The Easter Chick, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)

That's scary!
And does anyone on here know anything about asp.net?
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)

asphost?
its pretty annoying
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

a great place to meet
new and interesting snakes, perhaps?
(the funky gibbon, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)

I am a lobster
in the pot that is B3ta


( lord bofingham, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

Happy b3taday m'lord

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)

yes as above happy b3taday

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)

Dave knows which way the wind is blowing...

Yes yes, I know, takes quick and nasty to a whole new level
(blighty, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)