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# afternoon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# mmm

bees
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# seconded
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# nice..yummy
i ate all your bees..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# all your bees are belong to us.
.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaa!
what a buzz!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# oh no!
please honey, no
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# wasp going on here then?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# oh do
bee-hive
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I was just bumbling along minding my own
beeswax
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# this punning
stingKs
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Hey,
we're just winging it.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# What's wrong?
hive done nothing wrong
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Bee-have.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# oh bee nice
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# "... Finch, chimps and mushy bees!"
oh we did so laugh at that joke.

woo yay for bees in sunflower oil
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# One thnks ths brd has been round these parts
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# swoops
for the F5
apparently
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ths whr thyv all gon thn
littl bsrd
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# War of the Stickmen: Round Three


Not my best i know but i'm now working on Round 4 and it's looking quite good
---------------------------------------
Here's a repost of Round One which was my first animation (double joints and all)...

...and Round Two where Mr Left has been watching too many martial arts movies...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Round One has a very 'sad part of a film' feeling to it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# like the bit
in brief encounter when they part forever?*

*yeah, just like that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# never seen it
but I'll say yes
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Gah! The pivot the pivot!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Ever been to
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:18, archived)
# nope
never been there
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Very american in places.
But still funny, for the most part.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)
# that`s cool!
add a few pentagons and up the poly count
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)
# "add a few pentagons"?
You mean CIA, US Airforce, Army, and Navy?

\polygons ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# pentagons were the first multi-sided shape that came to mind, malden :p
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# ahahah
pentagons :D

sheer genius
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Wow, people are still using pivot
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Some crazy 3D shit going on there
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# fucksocks
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:14, archived)
# hehehe! what the hell??
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# just hold on
to your slideing glideing world
best album of 1983
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Thats no moon
/stock response #230-c
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# damn..
i had money on it being the first repsonse..oh well..must be more obvious..must be more obvious.....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)
# will he just
keep on falling round and round?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)
# He's fallen,
and can't get up.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# what in the name of
children in need is he doing there in the first place..?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# He is become
Shiva, devourer of worlds. But he needed a sit down after Eta Cassiopeia.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# I'm waiting for someone to do a deathstar version
come on, I know you're working on it!

BTW: woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Brian Bullied

Repost from a very drunkern time last night during le shift a le pooftas..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# No it can't be
I bet Brian would get them back by shouting in their earholes until their brains bleed
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:12, archived)
# It just so happens....

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Doesnt need a megaphone to be that loud
he must be bleeding inside
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# hah
isnt that from not another teen movie? :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Tis!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# which was surprisingly funny too!

.. except "the kiss" :\
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# That kiss scene ruined Cruel Intentions for me...
....Cursed Swines!! *Waves Fist of Fury*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)
# No my friend...
the terrible film ruined /itself/
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# yay, more Blessed, more!
Actually, lets have another BB repost...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha! I haven`t seen many John McC posts in aaaaages
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I thought Big Brother would have made lots happen?
I've not been round here much to see them though. My first ever post was a McCririck. /proud
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
# unfortunately not, Carol :(
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# *looks below*
Wrong again, Cindy.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# gah they`re shit... bloody terragen artwork
:p

edit: your "G"s are weird!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
Blessed + McCrirrick = ace
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Not showing on Glasscocx, so here ya go!
Funny song, nice video, no nudity, but some tight pants. This is safe at my work, but I can't garentee it will be safe at yours. Enjoy:

www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=1729
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Congratulations
you just crashed my browser
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Try Firefox.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:12, archived)
# that
is quite ammusing.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# i'm guessing
there aren't women at your work
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:14, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Nice
bar the sycophantic laughter in the background
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't shoot, I surrender!

Cute kitten - lousy soldier (click to enlarge)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Nohands:
now with anti-roll.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# that kitten's
bevelled.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# woo! nice lighting effects
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# It has recently come to my attention...
...that the letters left over form the word “twunt” can be used to spell “cat”.
This makes me think that the words have opposite meanings, ie:
twunt = a complete shithead
cat = not a shit head

documentary evidence:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Pfffft

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# haha, marvellous.
Have you also done 'twatmangle'?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# hehehehehehe
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# what a nob
jockey!!

excellent work sir, and might I add your nob is loking splendid...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# yohoho!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
that's very good
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Ha, ha...
Cool. Nice reflective work as well
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Genius
Alcoholic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# you`ve done summat that`s broked the picture

try putting it on www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

.. if Kieren has finished dicking about ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# it is not borked
can you not see kilroy?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:14, archived)
# I see the little smashed pizza as per Firestoat`s RedEx
:\
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
# .
I've just tried emptying my temp internet files and I can still see the pic on the board.
My computer is lying to me somehow.
The pic isn't very good anyway you're not missing much.
Don't know why I bothered TBH.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# ah don`t quit yet!
try sticking it on www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

- seems other people can`t see it also

did you make the MSN group public? I`ve never used it, so can`t really help with that :\
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# oh...
yeah, that's what it is.

This is all due to the fact that Spoon's MSN FAQ isn't fucking available.
Shitheads like me need help.
We can't all be God
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# I CAN SEE IT
I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)
# no
and I am sure a kilroy pic would have got replys if not borked
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
# In my book the word Twunt =
this nob head
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
thats ace..and he is! (a twunt that is, not ace)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I know a guy
whos got a rare piggy bank of him riding a tractor!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# bluuuuuuuuuuuuuud............
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# A mermaid
bottom half woman, top half fish.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# That'll be Cat from Red Dwarf then :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Episode: Better than life
only on the dvd version though


also a joke used to much greater effect in One Piece (because it's made by a stupid pirate)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# nabbed joke
On 'just a minute' on Radio 4, Paul Merton was talking on the subject of 'my favourite girl', and got on to mermaids, the ideal vital statistics of whom he said were 38-22-78pence/lb
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I dont care
as long as you use daves eyes
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# A jack-aroo!
playing the comb and paper instrument thing.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# draw a gay dinosaur
megasorearse
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Hhm, snowboarder babe fighting of the abominable snowman
(with snowballs, so to speak).
Preferably in a T-shirt for no explainable reason.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Someone (with cracking norks)
trying to figure out how to get my Oracle database working.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Oh as a drawing?
Sorry, I just wanted it in real life. Oracle Tech Support or a dull bunch.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# the angry chimps bikini tea party

or

fish people colonising outspace.

or

an aardvark, kitted out in combatware with guns and knives, ready to kick some ant-butt
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# A lady judge
riding upon a phantom cheetah, whilst holding a small herring and the rotting corpse of an armadillo.


(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# What is it with you and decomposing armadillos?
??
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# he loves the smell.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# mmm... decompsing armadillos...
*fwa...



(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# cartoons are so lame - we demand hi poly rendering
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# it's for a website
it's low fucking poly.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I demand butter
high in poly-unsaturates.. NOW
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# This is not a call to post another semi-nsfw "I can't believe it's not butter"
(just a reminder)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# wincy willlis washing
a big pile of smelly socks in a river
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# bindun
arf
:¬)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# wincey willis
when she had her go in the helicopter
or maybe just beating anaka rice up
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# A man tied to the bed
with a woman almost naked standing over him, with vampire teeth, and fucked up tentacles coming out of her, with some form of lightsource, as the clothes are ripping off her in shreads for some reason, and the guy is screaming his head off.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# just off the top of your head?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# yeah :)
But I figured it'd look pretty damn awesome.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# In a pervy Hentai way...........
.......
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# kinda but not,
It needs to be cooler :)

will ya do it? oh plz plz plz :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Hell no......
.....I'm not drawing something like that at work!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# she doesnt need to be naked, man!
not even near naked :|

Just needs to hint what is happening. The guy is also not naked. He is fully clothed.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
# what part of "almost naked" is "not even near naked"?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# The woman
is actually a cat, as such she has fur. :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# you yiffing sicko!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# oh I bet you love the yiff also!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I'll just pretend I know what that means
and nod intelligently.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Meh
so much for his ignoring you. Please start on him again. I enjoyed yesterday's laugh.

Thank you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Ptchh...
You're a loser to say that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# arf
The day I take anything to heart that a kid says to me, will be a cold day in hell.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# A Kid :P
I'm a legal adult i'll have you know.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# All rendered
and low poly of course.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# tenticles?
consults big book of brain wrongness
/ it says here you are a repressed fancier of ladyboys
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# what kind of light source? reckon he could get away with just simple bump mapping?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# like a beam of light shooting over her,
and the light has some form of power cos it's tearing her clothes off.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:10, archived)
# No bump mapping then
unless you have some way to solve a 2nd order differential equation in a pixel shader.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Hong Phong Phooey?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Phong lighting model only applies to
point based light sources. A beam as is described is emitting light from a line or surface... and therefore no, you can't just use phong's lighting model
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# what the hell does pixel shading
have to do with renders? :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# uh oh... the Achilles heel has been exposed
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ?
As far as my knowledge is concerned, "Pixel Shader®" Is a technology used in video cards, and Is not part of any rendering engine.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Ever heard of renderman?
okay they have about 900 types of shaders in renderman but they have about 10 types of pixel shaders
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Yeah I know of renderman
Never used it before though, I don't do many renders, I model for games not for renders, So my rendering knowledge is fairly limited.

I can set up lights, cameras, physics, bla bla bla, however if you said "How does Mentalray work?" I wouldnt be able to say shit :P

I only just understand HDRI :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I think ATI have a shader compiler which reads a subset of renderman shaders
and turns them into vs and ps programs
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Hmmm...
All I know is Maya > you.

Maya is what I use for everything, It has a rendering engine, and has Mentalray, and can do HDRI, and has Antialiasing, my need to know more about how it renders is not needed.

I just stick it on 1280x960, turn it on Production Quality and click the render button. Wait a few seconds, Badda Bing done :P
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I thought you said you did models for games and didn't do renders?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# That reminds me of a trailer I once saw
on the video of the driller killer
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# oh?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# could be any number of manga films.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:12, archived)
# ugh... not another one
manga = comics (comics ONLY)
anime = "animation" (technically any kind of animation, but it's accepted you're talking about the japanese kind)
hentai = the disgusting thing you're talking about
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# technically you are 100%
incorrect.

Manga is a company, their primary industry is their comics, which over here in england and america many many people mistake them ALL as "Manga" however, there is only 1 brand called Manga.

Also, Manga's secondary industry is motion pictures, of which a Few Hentai are made, and many contain.

As such, he was right first of all ;)

Ah Thankyou.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)
# As far as i remember "manga company" is a foreign distrobution/translation company
and is not in any way the author or production company for anything you've seen under it's label.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I trust that you can read that?
I think you'll find that's not the same company as
www.manga.co.uk

oh and the link you just gave is a place that sells comics... aka "manga"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# heh :P
I thought they made them, but I don't understand the words. They scare me.

But i'm almost POSITIVE that the original comics were made by a company called Manga.
I just assumed they made the films too as they have the logo "Manga". but Still I was technically right. Manga do films and comics, so urr... you can call the films Manga also.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Disney didn't make spirited away
but their logo was smacked on the front... you didn't see the little totoro logo of studio ghibli anywhere on the posters.

here's the company's description, they sure as hell don't make them
www.manga.co.uk/about.html
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
#
specializing in the production, marketing and distribution of Japanese animation for theatrical, television, Internet, DVD and home video release worldwide
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# They sure as hell didn't make
any of the things on their site

most are studio IG's works
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# what mr zycotic said above, i was refering to the company name, not the style.
haveing a few of the animated series distributed by manga (the company) in the UK.

however you are quite right in your discription of manga in relation to the comic books, as a translation of Manga into english means 'irresponsible pictures'.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Ironic isn't it?
"irrisponsible pictures" are now a large part of their local economy.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# yes.
i belive it developed from the shunga-e bedroom pictures and some of the other erotic woodblock prints (wuit a few of which involved octopus, hench the tenticle fasination).
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Peas...
lots and lots of peas
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Fresh,
not frozen
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I love
peas
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# n
rice?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Well i plan on drawing a more interesting cheshire cat
so you're not allowed to do that

but how about firedancing ninjas at the oil refinery?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Hmmmmm......
........a cheshire cat.........hmmmmmmmm........
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# will it be made of crumbly cheese
mmmm
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# The four horsewomen of the apocalypse
or

attack of the Giant Zombunnies (zombie rabbits)

or

a lady ninja fighting a chinese dragon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# A more interesting
cheshire cat!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Girl in her dad's shirt
covered in wet sticky paint!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# "Universe" 20-24
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# woo
houpla
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Yay!
Love these!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# that`s brill!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Question
What do you talented people get out of posting on B3TA? Is it?

A) The adulation of lesser folk like me.
B) A general feeling of smugness.
C) A plastic frog from a 1980's McDonalds Happy Meal

I must know!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# D) a good laugh
:)

oh shit.. you`re asking the talented people... er.. dunno then
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Ahh,
Smug mode ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# she's
let herself go a bit...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# i bet you could fit three cocks in her mouth
including the sack.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Is she
shaking her head from
side to side really fast?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# eww tacky bra
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# she probably spilt some jam on it earlier
and hasn't had time to change.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# *groan*


still, it`s a Mod-ern look....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# In celebration
of the return of Ask The Family

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha
do they go on to play the tate family in the next show?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid, sir.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# *sits by door*
*stares at letterbox*

Those fuckers! Why must they make me wait!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# They'll probably get it through the letterbox too.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
super!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# The Manson's always win
as they will go over to the other family and slaughter them.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Thats fuckin' brill....
Robert Robinson, had the weirdest accent on tele, part cockerny and part posh schoolteacher
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:59, archived)
# how very queer!

I like the blog site - the bloke who yaps about the programme and leaves his @disney.com e-mail address :D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:59, archived)
# It seems a bit rich
that the bloke from Disney sees fit to condemn Dick and Dom as "not funny, in a grown-ups like them way".

Has he not seen any of his company's recent output besides the Pixar stuff?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# .. has anybody? ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# hehehe
I think that might qualify you for hell. Good news is that you go there via a helter skelter
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# ..part 2 of a series of probably 2
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Like it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# is it water proof
being Tesco value?? Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# hoho!
nice!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# oh bugger
redex here

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely 'shoppage of the bag
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# I got lucky
with the source pic - not much to do to be honest.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# It does work well -
good find then
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# it`s nice... very nice
and yoouuuuu can`t seeeee it
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# 1lb of Sausage, 1 loaf
a tub of spread and some celery sticks

*could be making this up or may just have revealed her secret pair of x-ray specs that can even penetrate bitmapped images*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# bet they can`t penetrate bumpmapped images ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:10, archived)
# I'd need the l33t-ray spec to do that
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# PCGamer -
"One of the most disturbing games this year"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# pun
police !
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha *cough cough * woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Pffft!
woo, yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# That made me larff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha Half Wit
:)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# It's lucky
there's no beanstalks in the game, instagib!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# how frustrating
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# 2 fannys!!
hooray!

I demand 3 boobies and a cup of tea!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# *proves the tea*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
#
*offers biscuit*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# *disproves the milk*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Theorises about the sugar
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Tea for me, please
and a slice of that cake too please.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# oi! you`ve got scones!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# and presumably 3 buttocks
therefore two poo-pipes
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# lets have
AN ORGY!
Get off my hat!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Hmmmmm
what to do with them...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
#
poo-pipes! pfffft!


*snigger*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# that's given me
some kind of frightening panpipes related mental image
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# i once knew a woman with five legs.


her knickers fitted her like a glove.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# *groan*
/dies
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# A 3d cup of tea?
arf
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# my my
3 legs or a really unconvinceing tranny?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# maybe her womb has prolapsed?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# she should have been...
jake in the rolf harris song/video...sigh...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Rendered Some T - 32k?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Haha
most l33t
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51, archived)
# blimey that's good
did you bump map it or is it just a basic mesh?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Its based on
a Fractal Brass Rubbing of a banana skin I found stuck to my shoe. Oh and ray-traced of course!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# man, i wish i had your skills
finally, someone on b3ta who isn't FUCKING SHIT at 3D stuff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# I
was doing Ray Tracing in Imagine on my Atari ST Years before the Interweb was even Born. As you can see the Standard of my output now is so high I doubt I'll ever find someone worthy of passing my vast knowledge onto on this dull planet! oh well! Talent Like this is such a burden! Would anybody like some tea?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# no
HDRI or Mentalray then :(
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# blimey that`s uber-high poly
do you have a render farm?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Three Weeks
of 24 Batteries of chickens working tirelessly!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Deserves a 3D woo yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:58, archived)
# that rocks the boat out
did you use virtual cloth?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# low poly
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# I dunno what virtual cloth is
I made it using a 3D engine I wrote myself.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# hoho!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Quick and dancey......
Yeh I know....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# he`s a baby! he`s a baby!

woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:51, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS!


Get off my hat!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Hmmmm, didnt quite work there
Technically, it should be undercooked, or still bread.

But nice try anyway
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Is it wrong to like the taste of burn toast?
haha woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Its not wrong
But it can give you lung cancer.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Yes I have heard this
but it sounds like stupid-talk. Surely people have been eating burnt toast for centuries have they all died of lung cancer?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# i also heard that it could
reduce your risk of bowel cancer... so maybe it evens out
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Then that's a good thing
whilst I'm coughing my lungs up I'll sleep easy in the knowledge I won't shit my intestines out ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# What about the fact (if it is) that if you
smell burnt toast (when there is no toast burning), it is a sign of an immediate impending stroke.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# *never walks past the Sunshine Cafe ever again*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# The fact is that people who have strokes
tend to shove burnt toast up their nose in a muscle spasm associated with the condition.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaaha
that`s you that is
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Burnt carbohydrates (but not completely combusted)
can allegedly get converted into acrylamide, which is a carcinogen
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# just don't
inhale and you'll be fine
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# no
I like burnt toast
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Tesco Value and fire are great!


Click the image to re-bigulate.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I quite like the tste of burnt toast
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# spell r-o-a-s-t



now...


what do you put in a toaster...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Bread
And most definitely not your penis.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# your supposed to want to say
toast...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# time for the daily DTF
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# So....
he didnt die?

w00!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# No, he did
can't you read the fact?
bloody semi-illiterate teaboys...tsk!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# but he's
alive now isn't he?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# I don't see him
So I guess not
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# he's a ghost or something
probably
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)
# he was
killed to the very edge of death but god sent him back to earth to spread his message of joy through the medium of banjo music
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# I find medium banjo music isnt enough
Can I get a large banjo music please?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)
# make your own
read my profile to find out how....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# He was Dave the Grey
now he's Dave the White ready to kill the evil Sauron
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Dave the red-checked
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's the answer!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:53, archived)
# woo
with these facts you are really spoiling us
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# I never knew DtH lived
such an interesting life
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# nice dose of fact
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# First flamingo post!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# lovely legs ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Just a bit more
and he/she could be a pretzel to scare G.W Bush!
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Did somebody say ...
Flamin' Nora
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:10, archived)

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