The Matrix has me! Jinkies!

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

definitely would
oh and woo
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:47, archived)

Hehehe
Did anyone else fancy her?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5912075
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

Arf!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

phew!
I was keeping quiet cos I thought I was the only one.....

(wishes it was Daphne though)
(LargeDoner, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

She had a certain
I don't know what...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

Short skirt? Kneehighs?
Button nose? Glasses?
/could go on...
Edit: Just noticed big baps and....shoulder pads?!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

^this

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

I'll be in my bunk

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

Gets on knees, crawling around helplessly if you knock of her glasses.

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:05, archived)

You're sick, sick fucking individuals.
That's why I like you.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

yay! talk nerdy to me!!!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:53, archived)

you augment my half diminsh chord, baby
/as dorky as I get
/though would also like admit penchant for finding cartoon characters more attractive that other women on TV
edit: oh wait, you're a bloke. Carry on then...
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

hahahaha nice one

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:09, archived)

its belmer

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

already there...

( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:33, archived)

Nicely!~
now do Daphne!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

I shall!
Be done tomorrow.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:53, archived)

Then let me do her!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

You need to animate them more subtley.

( drunkenoaf, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
That was rather unexpected
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

pffffffft!
it goes slows down when i press F5
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

RAPED? MURDERED? MOLESTED?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

What about if I'm the one doing the action?

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

that's okay then

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

Raped?
And going to hell?

Tough break.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

*clicks*
Oi, so I found I couldn't live on merely one income in south OC, so I got a P/T job at Barnes & Noble in Fashion Island. This Tuesday the 16th from 6-9pm is friends & family sale, where you get 50% off everything in the store just for knowing me.

Fancy going?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

Wow, sounds good.
I'll get back to you to confirm, and thanks for letting me know.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

NP mate.
:D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

Neigh!!

(LargeDoner, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

pffft
winner
( Mu, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

^ ^ ^
Most definatly this
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

Hahahaha
That's my favourite site now. Even more so than b3ta.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:37, archived)

I love b3ta!
Best of all the message boards!

I love b3ta!

I have no friends!
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

You'll have to record that one now ;)

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

I agree

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

I'm on it!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

"I have no friends"
doesnt really scan the same as

"They're my friends"

on the other hand

"You're all gayyyyeeee!"

seems to scan rather nicely......
(LargeDoner, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

MUCH better!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

*waits*
*rubs thighs*
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

Hahaha!
Well edited.
Although "They're my friends" does sound dodgy enough in the first place ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

Intrestingly.....
This came up at work today....

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

Don't ask how.....
(LargeDoner, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

Christ on a bike!
"for people looking to have sex with livestock"
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:57, archived)

sounds a lot like b3ta

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

winnar
on that note has anyone been on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Daz_Sampson#Resemblance recently - it's still raging in debate (and he is still a nonce)
( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

chuckle

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

( HairyTwatter is writing some def doodoo rhymes on, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:13, archived)

ofCOURSE you'd click it.


^ this explains why I'm not working in advertising
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:28, archived)

he looks like rob without the chin-topiary!

( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

by golly
You might be on to something there....
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:37, archived)

Hahaha!
Have a vodka ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

Yes.
woo :)
I really want to shop a banner for the compo, I think this one might have some potential. BUT! my fucking mouse is broken! I've only had it about three months! Bastard Microsoft! I'm getting a mac as soon as possible. arse tits wank fanny cuntyfuckhills and vaginaltrays.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

Turn on
that access thing for mongs. Then draw using the cursor keys! Yay!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

haha!
it's ok I have a trackpad so I can survive, but it's so unruly, I wouldn't think of drawing with it. Although I could use my carbootsale worthy bargain bucket £5 graphics tablet :S
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:01, archived)

you know
you don't have to use a MicroSoft©™ mouse with your Windows® system, you do know that, don't you?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

Hahahahaha
I still say use "Mong Mode" and draw with the cursors and shift key...or whatever it is.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:47, archived)

I know they don't give a cunting
fuck that I gave them £35 for a mouse and it's now borked.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

I love Bill Bailey
its true
( dogigniter Putting the um, in bum, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

Guess the film!

Click here to check (don't blab and spoil it for others!)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

Return Of The Jedi
AICMFP
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

Pulp Literature!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

is it!
Star Wars Ep 1?
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

Jaws

( Mu, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

Maybe later

( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

It clearly says
Fuck Socks
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

I think it says 'Pete Sleuu'
but I don't know who that is. Maybe I was spirit-writing and it's actually a message from beyond the grave?
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

Peter Skellern
The famous british born, singer/songwriter and pianist
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:47, archived)

not sure
I can see bottle rockets for legs, a face hugger walking across the book and a bell end hanging down

wind in the willows?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

Sexay nuns!
www.b3ta.com/board/5911316 ;)
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

I just lost.

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

In answer to your question
no.

Anyway, I made these ones, so I should know what they are!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:28, archived)

hehe
I did think so, just teasing you

I will now think about a movie I'd like to add
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

Cool
I look forward to seeing it :)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

It will be no sooner than tomorrow
because I'm going to bed now

night night!
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

G'night matey
Don't dream of face huggers.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

Dial M for Magnet?

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:26, archived)

What's the obsession with magnets today?
I must have missed something there...
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:28, archived)

Needs more magnet.

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

That's
the first one I've been able to get.

/Not much of a film-watcher.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:28, archived)

How about this one?
www.stickscene.com/index.php?puzznum=33 That's pretty easy.

And if you can't get this then you are either very culturally secluded or up a long time past your bed-time:
www.stickscene.com/index.php?puzznum=22
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

I know the first one
but I'm not 100% sure on th second.

I'll type it in and see if I'm right.

EDIT: Hooray! I'm not a film-moron!
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

Yay for non-moronicness!
And for making up words!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:36, archived)

surely you gest?
yes/no?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

Rita Sue and Bob Too
definitely
( tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

Pup Friction
Best animal porn film ever
( 4dam party, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

hahahahahah
that's wrong
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

*winces*
Ouch! Puppy porn puns at this time in the evening.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:36, archived)

I got that in a store
bundled with Edward PenisHands and Fatliners.

They had Forrest Hump, but I opted not to get it.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

Mashed Up Tree - Factbook?

( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

Fred Dibnah likes to cross dress?

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:05, archived)

Clicketyclickclickclick.

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

.
now would that link to a torrent search site?
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

does it come with CDC version 2
like paint does

excuse the ninja skillzor
( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

Did you say...
CDC?

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

oh please
we've been through that phase ;)

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:26, archived)

now that's crude

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

but proud of it

( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

Geee
you got me there!
This is the only one I actually tried to click (you nevr know...)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 11 May 2006, 14:44, archived)

Is this in poor taste?


www.anorak.co.uk/news.cfm?id=169599
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

Who on earth would steal a dog?
I just don't get it.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

.
I would steal that doggy
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

: (
Think about how sad you'd be if you lost that dog. And all it would do is hate you forever for snatching it so cruelly from people it loved.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

yeah! but!
but think how good that puppy would look on the end of my.....
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

...sentence?

( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

GAH!
You bastard.

On this terrible note I'm going to bed. I hope you're happy, you sick indivdual ; )
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

goodnight
sleep tight
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

... tether?

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

...broomstick?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

How about this?

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

The link is broked
:(
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

what's wrong with it?
[still listening]
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

I keep clicking it
just on the offchance...
( jme, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

do a daz sampson one

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

I feel dirty now.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

I
would
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

compo it and i'll click
c'mon motherfucker
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

Complied.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

hahahaha

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 11 May 2006, 0:22, archived)

still waiting
for my prize...
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 11 May 2006, 17:47, archived)

I want to win Daz Sampson
and/or Ian Huntley

EDIT: 'scuse the piss
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

*hands you a towel*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

Christ
I hate that Patrick Kicken

are you him?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

Nah, don't even know who he is
Just some random link I got sent this morning :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

ah okay then
he's like the Dutch Ebaumsworld
/edit: and also a known radio dj
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

That's bad.
Do I get to choose my own sauce?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

always

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

That's good.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

crikey!
a landmate! my sister studies where you live.



now, where did i leave that coat?
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

Next to the uplaod codez?

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

lolzorz111
rofllol YoU Si teh 7331 HaxoRz Skillz!!111!!!




oh you're right, there it is! 'night b3ta!
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

'NIGHT YOU BELLENDS

( b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

thats a pearoast
You'll need to get some new sleepybeddytimes pics

:D
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

pffft
nite!
( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

goodnight
wanker

;)™
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

Yeah this is reposted most nights
Stop it.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

i agree

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

Quick, touch the ham!!


I have made a few changes to the original, this is the final copy because I cant be assed to make any more changes /Edit
( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

Its a good'un
fear not
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

Thanks
I was wondering what the code was to make it link a real web site for added realism? Sorry but I am shit with code.
( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

you could always link it to
www.hamtoucher.com/

woo to pic btw
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

Perfect, I just need the code to do it?

( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

<a href="http://www.hamtoucher.com"><img src="http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j56/ironman_james/BannerAdWeasel.gif"></a>

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

Cheers Muchly
I will be sure to use it with the next edition.
( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

needs a hand
other than that, it's pretty good.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

approaching from the left

traversing the text

touching

and then fleeing
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

Hmmm... *Agrees*
For some reason the colour did not come out right, it was supposed to be bright colours but all the words are dull and boring colours
( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

It'll be when the gif was optimised
But don't worry, they are good colours, slightly hammy.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

nah..

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

Thats nasty
really, really, really nasty
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

Hahaha, Bastard!!!
The easiest comp entry ever for that guy...
( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

I hope I win :P

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

Ha you are never going to win with an entry as shit as that!
:D
( Weasel13, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

Hand in glove, the sun shines out of my shit haircut and superior pose.

*Do I win the compo???//1
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

that banner is crooked!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

Are you sure?
Darn optical illusions!
(The Penguin Shaman, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

it's the emos
they make everything bent

like they are

wankers
(Stonkwood I have a horse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

Pfft!
Have a roast:

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA
Hadn't seen that before
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

Yay!
Another Dutchie!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

Belgian! BELGIAN!
:)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

Bent je Vlaams?

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

Jazeker.
Edoch ben ik ook in het Frans bedreven.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

Dus je spreekt Frans, Vlaams/Nederlands, Engels..?
Iets anders?!
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:27, archived)

Frans, Nederlands, Duits, Spaans, Engels, ... Latijn?
Maar hoofdzakelijk Gents :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

woo yay!
damn emos and their emory D:
(froffee, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:53, archived)

Ultra- friendliness.

(AlexanderDeLarge, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

Needs music
tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/bennyhill.mp3
( Jahled 1.1%er, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

well spotted

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

I love this because I can
pretend that i am actually at the cinema
( 4dam party, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

Pffft

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

Those young scamps, out on the town.

A touch large Mr DeLarge

but lovely otherwise
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

Appy polly loggies
I thought 65k ok...
(AlexanderDeLarge, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

From the good book
"How big can my image be?
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.

For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB"
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

Alex to you, Mr. Toast
Hadn't realised it was in widescreen.
(AlexanderDeLarge, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

Was that an enlargement, or a reduction, Miss Anderson?


Story here... today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-04-20T155023Z_01_N4K350677_RTRUKOC_0_US-BREASTS.xml
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

arf
maybe reduce the one and enlarge the other then?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

What you are actually
looking at here, is the tragic aftermath of one cock-lengthening job too many.
(Timothy Cunnymuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

Wrong.
You are wrong.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

I might be wrong but you are
a cunt and people who are wrong can change their minds but cunts can only disguise their appearance by parting their hair in a certain way, or something
(Timothy Cunnymuck, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

Stop it
Or I'll show everyone where you touched me. I have an anatomically correct dolly.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

Sandra Bollock

(its a bit shit but it only took me seconds)
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

Why are you posting a picture of a kiwi
with a picture of jesus on it?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

ITS A MIRACLE!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

but what I want to know is
does it weep blood?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

......
well i suppose if you are in to that kinda thing
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

Sell it on eBay!!!
( Mr. Bell Division, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

JEEWI

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

roflcakes!
I wouldnt get near that kiwi
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

no this is my jesus kiwi

(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

ebay it HARD!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

:)
I shall sell it to the next person who gives me a nice shiny penny
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

*dies a little inside*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

*dies a little outside*
*wafts*
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

where do you get........

A photo of ONE testicle?


*worries
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

mmmm
i just whacked out my best looking one and took a picture
(chemicals1234, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

I think this would work, yes

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

It probably shows that I haven't seen an actual banner in 3 years

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

it's the kind of banner I'd want on my website
if I had to put one up there
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

Well if you ever have to
you have my permission :)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

huzzah!
;)

/edit: and why not indeed?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

hoera!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

poetry!!!
repeat several times "click the cock" until the words loose their meanings..

if that isnt art, then I'm just b3tarded

wooooooooooo!!!
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

would probably make a good song too
hmmmm.....
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

who knows.. might be a hit

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

oooh
nice work
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

agreed

Click Cock Click Cock
Click the cock, clickety cock

Its got kids TV written all over it.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

I love the clickety cock part!! woo

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

Banner ads?

( Leo Panthera, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

This deserves at least one reaction
and I think it's good too, just don't know what to day about it ;)
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

Oh noes it's not a banner
It's Mr Johnson and his bird!

( in vino veritas, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

That's excellent
Your vectors are awesome
( 4dam party, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

lovley stuff
my neighbour has a parrot like that hes a mean bastard nearly bit my ear off
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

ooh!
nice feather work - on the beard and bird!

woo!
( mns ur dads a diked, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

S'groovy
hair innit?
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

yep!
and is that a zip-up jumper i see?
( mns ur dads a diked, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

Could be
could be...
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

fab!
I used to have a parrot like that
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

i'd click it anyways
it's most woo.
( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

Oooh
That's good. He looks real smug!
(The Penguin Shaman, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

i am smug
i drink wine and eat croissants all the time!
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

this is woo in the highest order
finally i have something to put in my profile!
i will thank you in my prayers mrs. V!
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

You're welcome
Let me know if you want the .psd file :)
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

i would in fact like it
my email is in my profile.


well, goodnight!
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:27, archived)

that am good
*woo to your elite skills*
( hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

You're next
That bicycle has been prepared for the photoshopping of its life!
( in vino veritas, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

I'm going straight to hell.


(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

crikey
that's a bit wrong
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

maybe
but you get to go to Hull first
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

hahaha i must share your sense of humour
... and your bus to hull.
( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

winner!
*Calls Satan. Collects 10 pounds*
( Mr. Bell Division, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

*clicks while it's over the eye*
Woo!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

Hull.
and your username doesn't buy you a whole lot of time either ;)
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

^^
haha
( Jahled 1.1%er, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

nasty stuff
*click*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

Oi! You. Straight down here:

(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

I've been laughing at this for five minutes
I'm still laughing at it while I'm typing!
FUCKING WOO! best thing since Jesus bedded a hooker! Really, it's fucking fancuntingtastic!
*BIG CLICK*
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

fern britton really is selling

(el nombre, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

Bagsy that new Scottish newsreader!

Failing that, Penny.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that is all.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:40, archived)

Seems to be banner night
Have a 'roast

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:40, archived)

check the compo

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:43, archived)

OOOH!!!
Fern Britton, makes me a firm Briton!
( Mstandot Twitter: @mattystan1972, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

*dashes off screaming*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

*click this or we'll show the rest*

( naD, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

well
it was either fern britton or richard from richard an judy... *arg*
(el nombre, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:43, archived)