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( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

queer and boning in las penis
bats bats bats

he'll see them soon enough
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:03, archived)

That was the original title
I think.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

We can't stop here.
Or perhaps we can, it's entirely your decision.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Sat 13 May 2006, 1:25, archived)

My nan has sexy worms in her fanny?

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:03, archived)

can they be
milked?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

would they be sexy
if they couldn't?
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:05, archived)

oh yeah!

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

Beer and loaves in Las Palmas

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:03, archived)

Sheers and gloves
in Las Santos
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

Space Jam

( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

ARGHHH!! I'm an orange worm and drying out in the desert?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:05, archived)

Bada-bing!
We have a winner!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:12, archived)

2-1

( raver, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

hahah, cool
Aww well, cant be arsed to be non-sleepy anymore, i need teh sleeps0rz

and to play more Final Fantasy!

So at that, g'night all!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:56, archived)

night night sleep tight
watch the bed bugs dont give you astma
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

Nighties,
and thanks for teh tea!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:59, archived)

night night
pleasant dreams...
of distant shores...
and beautiful whores...
feeding on smores...
and then you realise that you are in the mary poppins movie, and she's angry... looking for blood, there's blood everywhere... blood and shit... arg!!!!
And wake up in terror, screaming, phew, it was all a dream, you lie back down, roll over, and mary poppins is staring at you with her evil red eyes.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

hahaha
that made me laugh muchly!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:03, archived)

:)

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

only
dick van dyke can save me now "ees mi pal"
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:04, archived)

with his mock-a-knee
and his ability to get shitfaced on cheap acid and jump into pictures he drew on the pavement.

"those penguins are late with my meal!"
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

It's on at 7a.m. here tomorrow morning
I'll be at the Olde Ship eating a slap up spread and cheering on the reds.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:00, archived)

night, me old china
i'll have have follow the hammers in a london sort of way :)
( lemonhead, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

HA!
YAY!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

haha
Dyslexia
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

hahahahahahahah
yuv'se wins thot!!!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

haha, its soo true!
It am teh dyslexic!!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

While I appreciate the joke
should I be a pedant and argue about the symptomatic definition of dyslexia? :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:53, archived)

lol

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

no
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

Oh go on, I'm joining the marines tomorrow and this may be my last chance


erm.... oops....... wrong message board
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:57, archived)

on.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:57, archived)

If you were dyslexic
you couldn't.
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:01, archived)

Winner!

( Mu, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:56, archived)

heh
Woo!
(Islington Has teh exam fear, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:56, archived)

haha
genius
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:02, archived)

trapped

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

Hahhah, my mum had an espace
but the front fell off when she braked too hard
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:42, archived)

did you watch top gear?
i bet your mums espace wasnt a convertable!
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

I didnt, no
i missed it.

As soon as i did miss it EVER fucker in the world was asking me if i'd seen it.
It was annoying.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

fool
its the only time i have seen someone crash a £350,000 car, and i laughed so hard, my balls went in
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

it was £415,000 wasnt it?
har har har
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

yeah, what ever
top tv that is
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

snort!
i was just happy with the pink car in LEDBURY. i live like...3 miles away woo! ahah/i parked on hammond's drive for 20mins..


..he did not come out *cries*
(hinch schmooo, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

cool
an auto snow drift climbing feature, I had to pay extra for that.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

*sells*
*laughs*

3. Profit!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

4. Put the
fucking kettle on, chuck.

'Ning!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

Weeeyy!!!
finally arrived i see?

How be thee?

*clicks kettle*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

Neeeeeeed teeeeeeee....
long day.

Yourself?
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

Not bad not bad, it wa raining today so i went for a walk and got soaked
to the bones. Fun though.
Vamped up my myspace profile.
Got pissed off at a Dragonforce song.
Planned what im going to wear for my prom.
*slept
came on b3ta
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

clean up after yourself
.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

Arf!
Is he looking into her blouse?
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

i bloody well would be if i was 'Hoff

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

yep when
the wife is preggers nature fools us into not running away by sending the tit faireys round to make great big oomalaters
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

You know what's also required to get a girl pregnant?
wanting to hump her in the first place.
He's GAY

This comment didn';t sound the way I wanted to. I woo your picture!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:50, archived)

shes a beard
so the foundation does not find out he only got the job of kit ballast by sucking off devon
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

it's because devon's so creamy
and ballast is one of the best words ever.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:53, archived)

The HOFF is GAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?
/world ends
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

Hoff? Gay?
*looks up number*
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:00, archived)

Just a quick 'shop

(Vulpine or something, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

HA!
hahahahahahaha!

I swear my mom made this when I was younger.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

It's brown slop going in,
and it's brown slop going out.

Mildly reminiscent of SNL's "It's a floor polish! It's a dessert topping!" sketch.
( friendlyfire, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

eurgh, sounds like a night at the deputy pms free house

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

hahahah, *imagines*
make christmas fun again!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

*imagines lynda bellingham*
circa 1980
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

*stares blankly*
*shrugs*

*imagines*

*fwaps*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

it's an endless cycle
of brown fluid
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

like a circle in a circle
like a wheel within a wheel
like a rich and creamy sauce
mother shits upon my meal
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

*applaudes*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

that's beautiful man

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:56, archived)

THAT was the mental image that made the post THAT
much better!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:46, archived)

I should have found a way to include the word "tract"
that would have been the cherry on top of the deep brown mystery icing on the meat cake.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:58, archived)

*buys*
*saves for Sunday*
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

This one is unshopped* from MySpace






*may be lies
( Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

hahha, yeah i saw that earlier
Fucking things

I never DID get that damned TV
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

I love adverts with the "Critical error" boxes
WARNING! LOW-COST HOME EQUITY LOANS! CLICK HERE

Makes me laugh every time.
( cr3, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:36, archived)

yeah, i mean WHY would they warn you of a
HD TV? are they flying around above peoples head? Have they dropped one? Are they explosive!?

What a post TAHT would make
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:37, archived)

Hahahaha
it's true though. The free TVs are in freefall. They'll be landing on heads sometime in the next week.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

....uhoh
*clicks on TV repellant unbrella pop-ups*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

Hahahaha!
You sod! I nearly ruined a keyboard there!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:52, archived)

It's all in the details
I could say that I was giving away a FREE* car.


*Provided you give me $5,000
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:36, archived)

Deal!
EDIT: No, wait.. argh!! Foiled again!
( Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:37, archived)

He got me before :(
It's a 10 year old Nissan Micra with 300k miles on the clock
( Mu, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

fantastic!
Now merely come to Southern California to pick it up.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

Will my soul suffice?

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:37, archived)

Is that $5,000 russian dollars?
That's about 21p then. Deal!
( cr3, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

I saw it
Give it a few weeks and Myspace will be one huge fucking advertisement, the filthy whores!
'isn't* on Myspace'

*error
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:48, archived)

J is for...


I'm so sorry, it was there... Click for bigger
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:29, archived)

What was the original?
J is for Juan? ;)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:30, archived)

Okay, okay
Well, it made me laugh...

Here's the link to all the originals
pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/index.html
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

Woo!
What's K for?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

Krusty Klammy Kunt!
hehehe
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

Do they still make
Kit Kat Kubes?

I always thought that was odd...
( zedd, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

Oh wow, i never noticed that before
I think that deserves a small woo, for making me realise a hilarity in a product!
AND theyre brown! Oh the irony!!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

Stop it.
You're turning me on.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

Well, i DO try
*glances thigh*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

Nice suspenders.
*Growls*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

Hehe, i have something to tell you
They aint suspenders
;)
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

*sexily unclips prosthetic leg clasps*

( friendlyfire, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:41, archived)

*slips of chair*
*breaks jaw*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

Kraut possibly
the 2 go together I think
/sorry
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

Mwahahaha
Is today's B3ta brought to us by the letter J? I see lots of J pictures

Well, ok, two
(Islington Has teh exam fear, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

Like...
JPirate (silent J)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

Gnasty Gnorc would be proud
What with no-one here being able to spell anything gproperly today!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

I guess so...
Someone commented on the Jaywalking thing I did earlier, then this got stuck in my head.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

*waves*
:~)
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

haha
how odd
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

*throws down well*

( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

It's a MAGICAL well
filled with magical snakes and alligators!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

what the hell is happening here?
haha
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

I think i'll throw myself in now...
Why you are looking at a toad at the bottom..
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:49, archived)

please do the whole alphabet
yay!
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

I'll try...
:D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

J is also for Jay

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

He's such a barrel of laughs is my mate John ....

(paginetics, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

oh dear

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

I don't know who you are,
but I get the strange compulsion to hit you with something.

Odd.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

Hahahha, thats jolly good sir!
Woo too that!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

sir, well done, Shaun of the Dead DVD!
( cr3, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:27, archived)

yes yes, i did recognise that!
Either hat or you could challenge Rev. Custard to a gross-post contest
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

he should wait for the spaghetti bolognese
to cool down a bit before he eats it.

or if he's that keen for speed eating there's always a handy funnel.

you know where you are with a handy funnel*.

*not recommended for fisting
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

isn't he from sean of the dead?

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

Shot from set of a film?
FAIL!
( Ubergeist is no longer Arkwright., Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

argh!

( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

BRAW!
That's one of the Zombies from Shaun of the Dead! Hooray!
( drunkenoaf, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

nice pic
although it is just edgar wright, director of Shaun of the Dead
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

Tut-tut.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

la-la

( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

Dipsi

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

po
Couldn't... resist... any longer... Gah!
(Islington Has teh exam fear, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:38, archived)

i WAS wating for someone to utter that
lol, have a piece of cracker and cheese

*hands plate*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:40, archived)

Hey-Hey

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

16k
What does that get you today?

You need more than that
for a letter
Old school rampaks are much better!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

Ummmm...
Would you eat green eggs and ham?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:32, archived)

32k?
Go make the tea.
( cr3, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

the one on the left
could clean my banjo string with that gap in his teeth so TGMTFH
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

you play banjo too eh?
You know what this means, doncha!?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

that me and dave the hat
can sit round talking about banjos, yep been done see my profile for full playing instuctions
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

i was gonan say DUELLING BANJO TIEM!
But i guess Mr. Hat ahs once again reduced my relevancy to nothing.

*sulks*

*gives up playing banjo*

*cries into bowl of cheerios*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

there there
there
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

*sob*
*snif dave always *sniff* does that to me *sniff*

*sobs incesently*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

Stop snivelling!
you're not even a proper sniveller!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

DUEL!!!onetyone!!

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

Isn't
that just a scene from the DVD of Shawn Of THe Dead?
(Islington Has teh exam fear, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

Wow.
A still from Shaun of the dead with Edgar Wright in it. Cool.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

my GOD man!
He needs a moist towelette pronto!

Angry kitty says:

pweez don't dewetee da freads
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

haahaa, aww that mde me smile like a
little girl!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

^this
just link the photos surely. the threads can be very amusing, although, this isnt a talk board, bitches
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

Yes but is IS a world wide known and used site
There might people at work... like myself, who don't want nekkid peoples on their machines.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

haha
laughting like a loon at that! haha
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

Aw, he am all of the irate fluff :D
Have this from last night, because I'm rather proud of it and pretty much no one saw it

(Islington Has teh exam fear, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

AAAARGH!
2D CAT!!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

You look like
the singer from Taking back sunday

you fucking emo


/edit/ well, edgar wright is an emo


you're just a dickhead.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

^this^
apart from mthe dickhead bit
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:36, archived)

I hereby jack this thread.

Click for Biggar!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

Hahaha
poor Ian huntley!

Im off to bed, night xxx
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

xxx?
can we watch?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:27, archived)

YAY!
This is grand, mate!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

Thank-you sir!

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:26, archived)

woo yay
and todays houpla
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:26, archived)

Fantastically woosome!
And it's what should happen to the no talent demic. Lordi ftw!

Haha, just seen "And there was much rejoicing" :)
(Islington Has teh exam fear, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:27, archived)

Also Thank'ee
*Sets down hat for coins*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:30, archived)

Hahahaha!
Take it Sampson!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:29, archived)

shombies

( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:00, archived)

RIS

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

Probably a repost


Can't remember though.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

Tutti frutti
all rooty
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

yusp

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

arrr!
the poop deck's been scrubbed a'ready for it, capt'n

arr
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

yarr?

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

You lot took your time!
Oi bin ear defending the hoy seas on me own, Jim Lard
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

why the hell are you irish?
yarr
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

explaining my nationality is something I find
particularly difficult.
Cap'n
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

have ye come
to roger the cabin boy?

arr
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

We are here for your daughters


Those we don't eat, we salt then eat later.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

that'll keep 'ems briny fresh

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

Thats a bloody big budgie

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:55, archived)

Roger the cabin boy
is mine. Gerroff!
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

NEVARH!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

*sob*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

Remember jolly rancher sweets?

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

yes
they tasted burnt
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

Ah I thought they
were delightfully fruity. Obviously they can't have been popular since they weren't around long.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

they are still in business (in the us)
different shape same flavour.
( halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

Aww shame
I liked them
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

WHAY!
ANOHTER dw user!
gettin a bit cramped is it not?!?!
(ay'up lass, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

Team Pirate is everywhere.
We are watching you now.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

As long as you're not
lion
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

ha
ha
h...
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

your disjointed laughter
makes me joygasm.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

yay
*bums*
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

Anbar Road

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Powa!!!!
(duck Quack !, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

Durka Durka, JIHAD!
Bachala...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

Hahaha
since Lennon's now dead can I have his suit?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

No it looks better on him!!
....
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

Oh go and have a spasm, woman.

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

Ah
nice to see you still alive and well
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

Piss off or learn to be nice to people

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

Is that a threat?
No, I must be mistaken...
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:00, archived)

Do this on msn
I've a few things to say back
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

LOL!!
yeah ok, like im going to fall for that
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:11, archived)

No, but you can have his collection of seashells

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

Awww
I want his nice suit though :(
*cries*
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

yay...i am getting this one
haha
nice shadowization
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

b3ta toolkit...

;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

...and didn't acknowledge my bushization!
you've been there too long :)
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

? now I need an explanation

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

perhaps it's only us who've picked-up on it
excessisimization
alcoholisimization...etc


sorry
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:29, archived)

hahahaha perfect!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:30, archived)

i'm feeling i've been offensive to your race
you know i love you and your kind
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:34, archived)

:)
still a brit at heart... even if I am being slowly assimilated
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:39, archived)

i am well knowing that
do you think i'd be so cheeky to a proper statesider? they might hit me
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:45, archived)

top shoppery
was pissing around on google trends, and the result for "sex" was quite enlightening. Perhaps if the six muslim countries on the list didn't repress women so much the men wouldn't spend so long typing "sex" into google. Or maybe Muslims just can't spell "porn"

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

I thought
googling "sex" might break the interweb. Or give you a 12 hour wait for results.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

that only happens
if you type in "all teh sex"
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

Hahahaha
im typing that hahaha
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=all+teh+sex&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

oh my god!
can his hard drive consume that much volume of dirty action?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

I hope so
or he's going to spend a lot of money
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

yay!!!!!
or is it "arrr" at the moment

which makes me think, hmm http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pirate+porn&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
Pirate porn!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

Hahahaha!
I'm afraid to click any links though
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

arr blimey jim lad!
"With a budget of more than $1 million, the two-hour film has been hailed as a pornographic mold-breaker. It was filmed in high definition, and its special effects, including an army of CGI skeletons, took months to create"

Now that's some pirate fun on the high seas, so it is, arr!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:25, archived)

Fucking hell!
too much money to spend on a porno, man.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

especially considering
it'll just end up as a bittorrent anyway
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:44, archived)

arf!

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

googling sex gets you a nice link to the BBC
www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/index_cookie.shtml

so you can find out whether you think like a boy or a girl and then get the relevant medical help.
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

Well what do the BBC know?
I'm a boy and clearly have boys' thoughts. Stupid psych tests don't say anything, especially online ones.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

Is that for real?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

yeah
odd isn't it!
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

Indeed
thanks for sharing
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

nah
no bridge etc
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

Wayne Rooney - what really happened

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

The rules clearly state
that you can't post that without teh quo in the background
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

they are just out of shot

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

Oh yes
I don't quite see them.
Thank you.
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

sneaky bugger

(duck Quack !, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

How did you stealth that in
without us seeing it?
Woo to ninja lemur action!
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

I was wondering
if I'd gone invisible...

thanks ;)
(duck Quack !, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

who said that?

( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

hehe
that's cool
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

Much like...


Small cause it got big..

Nice dose of wooness though! :-)
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

They made me do it...

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

wheres the seams?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

Needs more

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

FUCKING YES!

( cr3, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

The ghost of memes past...
...is visible in the background. No seams, that's a saintly aura I'll have you know.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

joins in piratey goodness late

but with my real one eyed dog
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

Sea dog?
Or can't see dog?
Aaaaar!
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

seam dog?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

Arf!
Good one
(Jimvin likes pie!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

pffft

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

yarrrrwoof!
only got one eye? how does he smell etc.
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

Is it REALLY real?
I see no shark!

I see no bridge!

Avast, have at theee dark and sinister man!

*swashbuckles*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

Yippeeeeee!
It's me ol' mucker Vultan!

Yay!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

yay
dave
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

Dave!
Evening! Sorry I've been missing, my internet broke
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

s'ok
Vultan meet Milkman Dan; Milkman Dan - Vultan

We're all jolly musicians, y'know . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

Hiya
I'm not a musician today because I've wrecked my left arm somehow. I've got a wedding to play at tomorrow and it hurts to lift my arm. Bleh.

Incidentally, my internet was broke for 2 days, and I just found out the reason. There was a bumble bee curled up in my ethernet connection.
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

Gah!
you said your arm hurt . . .

Sorry, bud!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

tis ok
not sure what's wrong, other than it hurts like hell. I'm not sure if I blame voodoo any more though. What have I missed in the last 2 days?
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

Fuck Yarr!

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

RUN FASTER!

Previously
( eclectech twitter.com/eclectech, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

hahah, look at it go, i want one more now!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

That is ace
young ladeee
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

Hahaha
I want to run from it yet also want to love it :-S
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

eew!
LOVE IT! LOVE IT HARD!
(Jimvin likes pie!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

pftttttttt

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

haha,
that is great.
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

oh no!
poor blue things!
Evening all!
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

Run little blue man
RUUUUUuuuuuuuuun
(duck Quack !, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

hubba-lubbally
woo
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

Yay
More of this sort of thing.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

DARN YOU!
DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!


*clicked*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

eeek!! run little blue thing!!! run fastly!!!
actually, no stop, let the ball of fluff with the teeths eat you, it is your destiny
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

SMITHERS! Release the hostages......

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:45, archived)

D'oh!
*slaps forehead*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

Fly My Pretties!

(Stonkwood I have a horse, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

Hahahaha!
That's painful but very woo.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

hahahaha!
ooooof :)
( eclectech twitter.com/eclectech, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

groans
*groans again*

*releases the hounds*
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

woo
yay
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

I
heart that
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

please put clues in file name
i'm feeling right fick tonight :)
how do
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

Hello
it's a running joke on here. Say something slightly religious and people 'burn your embassy'

Nice to see you on board. :)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

i remember those halcyon days of being in the in-crowd :(
/blub


really
( lemonhead, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

*big hug*

you'll always be in my crowd
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

haha
a storming post
( Milkman Dan, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

Cheers!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

Ancient wonders of the world

(paginetics, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

love
it
woo
(Stonkwood I have a horse, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:33, archived)

haha!
I half expected the quo
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:35, archived)

22
goatse
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

5
is it real?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

Nope
No bridge
(The Penguin Shaman, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

hahahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

Me too.

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

Class...
woo
(paginetics, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

woo
24 monkey with massive cock?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:35, archived)

*Tries to stop Pffting
You seem to be obsessed with trapezoids, are you on meds for it?
Edit: and trapazoids
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

^Thish!

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

Hahahaha
subtle but woo
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:37, archived)

I CAN ONLY SEE IT FROM THE AIR!!!!
It must have been made for ALIENS!!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:43, archived)

or for people who are
very TALL?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 12 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

Oh and 9
an even more CDC
Edit: and your humming bird is bigger than your baby condor. *gets a life
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:45, archived)

...

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:24, archived)

pfttttttttt

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:26, archived)

pffft

woo
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:26, archived)

Got to be
top 3
( edjogs Onward and downwards, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:27, archived)

again?
*smugs* :)
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:29, archived)

pffft

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:27, archived)

so many punctures

must be lots of nails on the information superhighway tonight
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:28, archived)

Nice
Have a brimming glass of Woo!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:27, archived)

hahaah
that has all sorts of fun implications for the lawyers: who would you sue, the people who own the website and published the ad, your employers for providing the mouse or the government for allowing this to happen?
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:30, archived)

In this case its best to sue
EVERYONE!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

hurrah
*profits*
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

Burns Embassy

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

Bums ambassador

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:33, archived)

*Stubs out*
it causes cancer y'know.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:33, archived)

*lights embassy No.1"
mmmmmmmmm cant get enough of that smooth roasted flavour
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:34, archived)

yay for embassy No. 1
bestest of all the cancer sticks
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:47, archived)

Fuck it's hot in my office!
*clicks*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:32, archived)