and so to bed....

( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:03, archived)

Carol Vorderman's arse!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:03, archived)

shame about the face!

( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 13 May 2006, 10:13, archived)

They're almost on the back of her fucking knees for crying out loud!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 2:05, archived)

ah but.... did nobody tell you richard was dead
.. oh dear...
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:06, archived)

/fannies

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:07, archived)

this post is hilarious
because of what you've done to Giles Brandreth's jumper
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:07, archived)

His jumper?
I shat on it and will continue to do it forever
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:08, archived)

Only the more observant b3tans spot the jumper..
*Invites to Embassy*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

You SHOPPED that?
I thought some blue-haired viewer knitted those words in there!
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:11, archived)

we all know
that he's a keen fan of Scunthorpe united after all
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:14, archived)

God, if only..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 2:15, archived)

I like Gyles' top. Tory MP too, so very appropriate.
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:07, archived)

Chirac
was on Countdown?
(Harry, Sat 13 May 2006, 9:49, archived)

yes

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:06, archived)

vorderman is teh sex

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:07, archived)

Two from the top please, Carol.
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:08, archived)

one from the bottom :D

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

This!!

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

I hope she sucks

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:09, archived)

wp tells me she's almost 30 years older than me,
but I would still do such naughty things to her, like you wouldn't believe
( Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:29, archived)

she's bracing for it...

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:46, archived)

( pippy is a truck, Sat 13 May 2006, 10:20, archived)

As a countdown fan,
this disturbs me



Night, all!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:11, archived)

night night
the yearning sleepyness you feel,
will let your dreams take flight,
while you digest your last meal,
your tract turning it into shite.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:19, archived)

*wakes*
*reads*
*swoons*
that't really sweet, awwwwwwwww!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:28, archived)

your welcome
there's not nearly enough crap sleep related poetry on b3ta :)
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:30, archived)

b3ta is my world,
when all around me seem to
make no sense at all.
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:43, archived)

Last one for the night

Don't type your answer, click to see if you're right!

A bit more tricky this one, but I've added a function to my site now so that if you've looked at all the clues you can now reveal the answer. www.stickscene.com
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

The 'reveal answer' is a nice addition!


\ is bookmarked and will frequent.
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:45, archived)

I was thinking that people might email friends to find the answer
but I found most people were Googling for it instead, which must have just been annoying, so I figured I'd just swallow my pride and add the option!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:48, archived)

You're right..
people like me just browse things like this quickly and just want a fast answer if I can't guess it, then on to the next one. There is a risk of losing traffic if there is a log-jam for the answer (if you know what I mean). The concept of the site is ace though!
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:51, archived)

Thank you
I'm really pleased with how it's come out, and the feedback from b3ta people has been great. Now the trick is to get the right publicity for it!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:53, archived)

Have you looked at Google adwords?..
I have two sites budgeting about £750 per month for traffic and creating amazing revenue.

But you might want to work out how you will create revenue from the topics.. do you have good ad affiliate schemes?
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:55, archived)

Not good enough to pay for Google ads, and certainly not enough to budget that high
I'm afraid it'll have to be old-fashioned site pimping for me.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:19, archived)

it's already got good exposure here at b3ta..
stick with it, I have seen concepts become monsters via this wonderful site :)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:22, archived)

I got my first break from my first newsletter mention
my Little Goth Girl and Mr Snaffleburger series ended up on MTV2. Right place at the right time, now it's just a case of trying to make something that can be a long running success.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:25, archived)

Fatboy slim
weapon of choice!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:45, archived)

I see where you're going with that one!

( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:49, archived)

good ;)
I'm tired now, Night b3ta!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:58, archived)

nighty!

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:58, archived)

night!

( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:03, archived)

is it that one where the the man in the hat gets brutually raped anally by the green alien?
I can't remember the title.
(goober, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

that film was funny
nobody expected the alien to resemble a small plant
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:48, archived)

that's cool
great project
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

Thanks
it's only taken about six months to design and program! :D
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:49, archived)

I just wish I knew a damn thing about films!

( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:50, archived)

Well,
if you don't know the film and reveal the name then the name is automatically entered into the Amazon boxes below the puzzle... *hint hint*
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:51, archived)

'Thin'..
'Easily copied/downloaded'

there you go, a few things about films you didn't know ;)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:53, archived)

Is it:

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 1:58, archived)

haha..
(had to laugh, sorry!)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:59, archived)

Nice!

( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:23, archived)

Nightmare on Elm St.!
Scaaary!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 13 May 2006, 4:36, archived)

I'd reply
but it's all too long
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:03, archived)

Er...
Okay then.

You just did.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:26, archived)

.

(goober, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:41, archived)

\clicks

Doh!

Woo!
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

clicks

(Smudger, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

crap!
I wanted gay porn and all I got was a ipod that fights terrorism! Stupid lying ads.
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:44, archived)

Pfft!

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:45, archived)

ha ha ha
bit like being fist fucked by Joseph Merrick
(goober, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:48, archived)

haha
lovley!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

She may be from the North
...but she's no angel!

(click for bigger - much bigger)
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:31, archived)

I get it
Oh, wait! Another "Angel of the North" joke! I get it!

What a fucking comedy hero!

Grow a brain. When you can actually make a funny joke I'll write you a comment that makes you feel better about spending all your time fucking about on your computer.

Dork.
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:32, archived)

So wow thats a neato what now right.
...etc.

www.b3ta.com/board/5148691
(Smudger, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

neat-o?

man, I'm having a pearoast orgy tonight.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:44, archived)

"you have issues."
Thus spake Kostyabwoy
(Smudger, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:49, archived)

I'm issuing?
Waiter! A kleenex!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:53, archived)

:D
Yeah
(Smudger, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:56, archived)

quick get me a bowl too
we can say it's "chef's special soup"
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:57, archived)

bizarre things: 1) I am kostyabwoy
2) I was looking through my ancient posting history earlier today and saw that.
(_, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:17, archived)

haha
not sure which is funnier, the pic or you flaming yourself
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

^^ that
as well...
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

awaits further posts
with interest!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:34, archived)

I don't think
He has finished insulting people at the bottom of the board yet. It will take him DAYS to get to this post.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

there's only a few things
I can think of that are better than that.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

is he travelling by sail boat?

(Unlucky Pierre, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

No he's on a board
Chipboard
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:37, archived)

geordie
hooooor
(Smudger, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:32, archived)

Yes?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 1:34, archived)

hahaha this is great
and you should have sex with yourself, rather than shouting at yourself
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

what?..
like YOU do? ;) - childish

"two in the hand is worth one in the 'bush'"
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:38, archived)

haha
excellent, we want you around. however for a certain individual, the same cannot be said.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:34, archived)

Hehe, I'm already hooked on b3ta, you can thank my mate Paginetics for that! :-)
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:37, archived)

fuck it, I'll pull up your chair for you.
pint?
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:38, archived)

splendid
one of the finest 2-frame ani's I've seen in yonks
( techierob, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:37, archived)

those bastards

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:38, archived)

Woo!
FFS, you lot are just TOO fast. Me and my (t)rusty Corel PhotoPaint 8 just can't keep up!

That pic would've made wonderful anti-Nazi propaganda during WW2!
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

get used to it :)

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:43, archived)

Run out of ideas now - oh, hang on, Naseem's been jailed and it's on the telly. Another one coming up (and it's not a 'tardis, otherwise Fooker'll go off on one again)...
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:12, archived)

love this! :)

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:39, archived)

why reply when you can post at the top and piss people off


only joking. get it. ohhhhhhh the booze makes my screen look ill.

maybe i should lurk off for 3 months again. boo.
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

I like your sense of cracks

(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

we is gonna have you!!
yer furging bastaaads....




buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrPP!
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:25, archived)

haha
this is friday night!
aicmfp!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

ashully.. its saturday morning now, so
you only get 50p
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

£4.50 in the xmas beer kitty..

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:34, archived)

curses!

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:37, archived)

Cydermen?
hahaha
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

brew aint cider you crazy kids.
missed the pun shot by 10 pence on that one
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:28, archived)

so 'Cybermeth'
would be worse?
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

I didn't miss
i was just suggesting another 'shop
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

lets get drunk instead






and shop small animals
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:34, archived)

mmmm
Tempting, however, it's film tiem!
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

IF I DON'T GET DISCOUNTED HOME FURNISHINGS I'LL JUST DIE!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 1:27, archived)

if you hurry
and I mean REALLY hurry, DFS are going to give you 50% off a sofa.

I dont know how they do it really... I mean, at teh rate they are going soon they will be paying us to take the fucking things.....
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:32, archived)

Fanny -vs- Hand!

(Unlucky Pierre, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:21, archived)

.// comatose

(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:22, archived)

O_O

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:23, archived)

Cat -vs- Mirror!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 1:25, archived)

*dies laughing*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:32, archived)

haha
lovely
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

Whahahaha...
aceness :)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

tree - vs- ????

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:38, archived)

oh dear
doesn't stand a chance!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

poor tree :/
if only it had invested it's energy in an independant nuclear deterent it wouldn't have to go through such a mishap.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

That's a relief
For a second I thought it was tree vs. giant breast
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 13 May 2006, 4:31, archived)

Here's another

Don't type your answer, click here to check it!

Mooglemania has added a couple of pics too. Thanks Mm!
www.stickscene.com/index.php?puzznum=87
www.stickscene.com/index.php?puzznum=88
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:20, archived)

phwoar
 
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:22, archived)

if you were the president
I would sing you happy birthday
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:22, archived)

FOXXEH
LADY!
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:23, archived)

omg
mummy a Nangina!
:)
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:24, archived)

ooh
it's pretty, to be sure
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:27, archived)

A true tale..


Inspired by a Policeman friend of mine who sent me these pics following a pigeon hitting his car at 125mph (I assume the car was travelling at that speed, not the pigeon)





Fortunately, no one hurt!.. except the pigeon of course, who was splattered across 3 lanes of the motorway
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:04, archived)

pigeons should learn more road safety

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:05, archived)

I get it
Oh, wait! Another pigeon joke! I get it!

What a fucking comedy hero!

Grow a brain. When you can actually make a funny joke I'll write you a comment that makes you feel better about spending all your time fucking about on your computer.

Dork.

/fooker
woo!
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:06, archived)

hahahah wtf!
woo to the pigeon
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

hahaha...
Good job I have been watching the board over the last half hour ;)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

Indeed
Lucky for me :)
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:09, archived)

words!!!
many words!!!!

I don't have a witty riposte, I just didn't want to feel left out. :)
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

LOOOOUD NOOOISES!!!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

inflatable midgets!

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

hahaha
fuck it, i'm going to watch Anchorman again, brick is the besterestest.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:13, archived)

I love lamp

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:14, archived)

Brick killed a guy!
"hehe yeah! WITH A PITCHFORK!"
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:15, archived)

mmmm
how d'you like those apples?
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

it's:
How d'ya like DEM applez?

with a Z
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:20, archived)

thanks
but I'm English and I don't wear Cabrini.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:23, archived)

I'm Scottish and wear a salmon
does that count?
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

let's see what the audience say...

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:27, archived)

Barrymoore didnt agree

(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:30, archived)

I'm Scottish
And i wear normal clothes.
*flashes dangly bits*
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:28, archived)

ow!
my eyes, why do they contain liquid kilt?
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

was the pigeon flying the same way as the car?
edit: might make sense now
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:07, archived)

In engrish?

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

the flight of pigeon was a place, there is come a car!!!
what's a stupid bird!?!? Broken window glass!!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

hahaha..

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

hahahaha

( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

haha
=]
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

^^
this x 10
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:20, archived)

Is
Car in same vertically precise moment facing general position of hot water.
Add noodle.
Can wait many as 3 to 5 minutes.
Car can be near close to automobile with wheels.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

haha
some of the funniest replies tonight
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

Ahh!...
I see!.. when you explain it like that, it makes PERFECT sense!
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

CAUTION: Car may be hot

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

haha
to this and that!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:13, archived)

tis was the noo?

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

If your mate's a cop
tell him he's a cock. I hate cops. Sorry.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

Any particular reason?...
Or just that you are a criminal/bad-driver?
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:09, archived)

Hahaha
we just have police that are worse than criminals and treat you and I like criminals anyway.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

Are you generalising?
I bet you really don't have any qualms at all :)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:13, archived)

Really though...
look up RUC/PSNI...I'm not a biased person but fucking hell. Give me another option!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:15, archived)

I bet
The pigeon was fined for the damage to the vehicle, after being caught speeding.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:18, archived)

the pigeon was probably driving the car

(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:21, archived)

^^
not this
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:28, archived)

Wow!
You are branding all policemen under the experiences of one RUC officer's ramblings..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/1636396.stm

..do you actually believe the shit you hear/read on the media?

If that were true, the whole country would be awash with paedos, dangerous dogs and terrorists!

Hmm...


( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:21, archived)

I hate my local plod
Because my friend used to have a scanner, you would be amazed at how lazy they are.
"We have arrived at the area with the reported disturbance of youths smashing windows. They appear to be gone now, over."
The call went in about 5 hours before they arrived.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

"Because my friend used to have a scanner"
So, what if they arrived 10 mins after it happened? which would probably involve dangerous speeds to get there? (poor pigeons).. the little bastard youths would have still been long-gone.. Don't get me wrong, I hate crime as much as the next person, but its not the police who are trashing your local neighbourhood.. get proactive!.. buy a baseball bat ;)
( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:31, archived)

"used to"
as they now use the new Tetra system.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 3:30, archived)

ha!
eat glass!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

Top reply!!

( mikenco, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

think of the calories!

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:17, archived)

yes, IT crowd!

(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:22, archived)

was it?
I only saw one episode of that, the first one that was downloadable
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:23, archived)

Watch more of the IT crowd
It had nothing to do with your excellent piccy, but I thought I'd say it nonetheless!
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:27, archived)

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:34, archived)

the numbers!!
so many numbers!!!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

yay
tanky :)
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:41, archived)

was it a african pigeon holding a speech bubble beneath its dorsel feathers
if so. happens all the time.
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:13, archived)

this boards slower than cheese


they all float down here georgie so have my old sunday beef
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:58, archived)

that's not on the moon!
you filmed that in nevada!!!

woo for bouncy things!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:59, archived)

Wheeeee
I want to do that
( Cockweasle, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

woo
that's getting my first click of the night
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

cheeky late shift
pe-rost!
haha, it's still bloody woo!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:01, archived)

i tried try imply with my old sunday beef reference
tis late though and it may help inspire new ideas. ta much ta.
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:03, archived)

like I said
I'm thicks0rz so don't worry! :)
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

I need to see Tim curry as Pennywise
and i also need to click for this
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:06, archived)

he's
all of teh sweet!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

cuter than the nazis. my animated thingers in flat form waiting to see if i can make them all dance under 250k

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

teehee
they're ace!
(hinch schmooo, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

really ace!
wooo! I have new freaky cute friends!
*happyness*

lets see what can be done with em
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:18, archived)

sexy as fuck
=]
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

wow
I hope you can because it would rock
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:41, archived)

awww!!! for some reason
I wanna catch them all!!! and make them do battle!!!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:41, archived)

how do you get Pikachu on a bus?

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

why, I dare say that i'd have to
POKE-EM-ON!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

no
oh, wait...yeah! you're reet good you! ;)
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

I think I heard that on in 1999
but I could be mistaken :)
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:48, archived)

well I wasn't trying to be clever
but that's because I'm thicks0rz.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:50, archived)

heh
I wouldn't worry about that on this website, I'm sure it's a lunatic asylum really :)
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:52, archived)

B3ta is being built near me
aicmfp
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:54, archived)

yay!!!!
more looney bins!
fun places for all the family
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:56, archived)

SEXY NUNS!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:04, archived)

smeared in gravy?

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:05, archived)

More tea,
dear?
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:06, archived)

yeah sure
*clicks kettle*

I got bored trying to sleep so im sitting here in the buff with a bowl of noodles and a cuppa.

Gotta love b3ta
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

gotta love
teh noodles ;)

Edit: Tea's ready. And do you have that thing handy wot u did to ITV1 last night? Lionel Blair's on there now :(
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:16, archived)

woo
they put me in mind of crazy golf (but in a good way)
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

hahaha!!!!!!
I bet they'd squeak and leave cute little trails of blood as they flew through the air
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

I love every one of those.
In the face.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

awww!
MAKE THEM DANCE!

DANCE LITTLE THINGS!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

*threatens*

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

*bums embassy*
so THERE!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:48, archived)

no reply
can trump that.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

OH NOES!!
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!

CALL TEH AMBULANCES!!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:09, archived)

more a ballet(!) than dance, but hey

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

HUZZAH!
I imagine these as being made out of tin.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

i imagine dried milk and mud spread from france

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

mmm... mud spread...
:D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:52, archived)

hmm, french mud
dirty dirty french mud
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:58, archived)

hahaha
these are just so fantabulous!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

yay!
that's absolutely lovely
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:54, archived)

*waits*

( Jahled 1.1%er, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:44, archived)

Those are superb!
Do you fancy doing some films posters in that style for my new site? www.stickscene.com?
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

sure. i love a collaboration
give me film...any film ha ha have kong in moving form (ish)


( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

oh my god!!!
what is she doing!!

he seems quite oblivious
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:03, archived)

I've not got King Kong on there yet,
so you're welcome to make that. Perhaps Donnie Darko?

It doesn't have to be a poster, it can be a scene, or DVD/video box art.

Since I'm asking you to do this specifically, let me know if you've got a URL you'd like to link to and I'll add it beneath your picture.

EDIT: It does have to be in .jpg format though, just as a note.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:17, archived)

fargo is my fav so far
'gets back to looking'
( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

Imagine if the Nazis had built one of these.....

( Cockweasle, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

it seems like a really happy thing too

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

It is
happy doing the job it loves
( Cockweasle, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:35, archived)

but you know, we had secret weapons

for just this eventuality.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:39, archived)

That'll be why we're still speaking English
Thanks to WWII's "forgotten heroes"
( Cockweasle, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

indeed
the Queens Own Flying CDC's.
The harder they tried to beat them down, the stiffer they sprang back up
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:44, archived)

oh lordy :)

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:58, archived)

b3ta
the only website where a several hundred foot long schlong flying over central london is perfectly reasonable

^_^
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

there are other websites?

( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:04, archived)

yes
don't you click on those "CAUTION THIS WINDOW HAS JUST POPPED UP AND MAY BE STUPID - USE OUR SUPER ONLINE CHECKER TO TAKE YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS" popups?

Some say they lead to other websites, others say! "Nay sir! there are no such things as other websites! I have travelled the seven seas of this Earth and have never happened upon such a thing".

But there are always those who wonder, are those other websites real?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:07, archived)

haha

( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

it's too heavy on the front end
unless it's designed to do more damage from the floor.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

much like the ME109
it's highly reliant on it's frontal cannon
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

But
if you were attacked from above by a squadron of them, they would prove to be a most formidable foe
( Cockweasle, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:48, archived)

indeed, and of course other countries had them too
the bukkakaze pilots of the imperial japanese navy struck terror throughout the pacific.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

Yes!
I'm sure that I have an old "Commando" comic featuring that very topic
( Cockweasle, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:59, archived)

no doubt
they all took it like men
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:01, archived)

Who's to say they didn't?
/A respected historian
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

they didn't
but only due to a shortage of happy manatee heads
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

arf!

( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:37, archived)

Nothing this fine lass couldn't handle.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:32, archived)

Oh noes
The H Bomb is nothing against the might of Mutally Assured CDC Warfare
(Skcone, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

Paint was invented
for pictures like this
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

hahaha

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

woo
flange fried cucumber bhajis to tasty for crows just for me and my rubber fetish kitten
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

Everybody needs
a large metal flange.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

R is for...

click for bigness-ness
previously

edit: Skipped right over... *sigh*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

*unskips*
Woo

*reskips*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

I like it.
Now do J for Jaundice.
=]
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:36, archived)

I already did J

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

I know, but I really wanted to see
a yellow jaundice kid and happy letters!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

ooooooooooooo
perhaps another time. I'm about to leave for the day.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:50, archived)

ok :)
night!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:53, archived)

?

( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:55, archived)

hahahaha
jaundice jews!!!
fantastic.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:00, archived)

W
would require some magenta
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:43, archived)

The Incredible Custard Adventure
You know what my desk needs? Custard, Thought I.

So I repaired forthwith to the kitchen but alas no custard was in sight. Suddenly I caught the scent of aluminium and Ambrosia so I looked in the fridge.

With trembling fingers, I attached the can opener, alike a metallic facehugger and applied pressure

The 'psht' as the metal bit deep into the impenetrable skin of the can sent a shudder of anticipation up my spine.

With the can beheaded I found a further problem. How to consume it? I had run out of drinking straws and I didn't want a repeat of the quaffing incident. A spoon was the only option.

Finally it sat upon my desk. Brandishing the spoon I set about the custard with vigour

Its forlorn metal carcass lay on my desk. Testament to the delicious slaughter that had gone on seconds before. The custard was done for, but I survived to devour another day.
.


Apologies for length!
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

damn I thought you were going to smear it all over

.. the desk
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

you and your sick fantasies


I thought the same thing
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

hahah I thought the same shit, must be his opening line
as soon as I read: "You know what my desk needs? Custard, Thought I"
my thoughts were something like this:

yes, it needs some freaky bizarre mess
pour the custard all over the place, throw some potato chips, a little poo, a couple of sausages, then put it all in a capless blender at turbo speed and make an animated gif of it with magenta's wooo yayy all over it!

edit: uhmm never mind ^_^
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:05, archived)

for a real tasty treat
try dunking a bourbon
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:26, archived)

ADVENTURE AHOY!
*meep*

grand!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

clean your house, you dirty bastard
or do like i did, buy a wife from thailand, least i think she is a she, havent checked yet :S
(Whiteweewee <-- name, date -->, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

Its not dirty.
It's lived in.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

I'll take that note on your desk, too...
*points gun*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

You Keep Your Cans In The Fucking Fridge!
/autocomplete

(not really)

But you are a nutjobber.
(RowdsterDelux, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

obey

( squidboot drips, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:10, archived)

I shouldn't laugh
but I did
*edit*

No reason, and I'm too weak and stupid to make it as epic as it really deserved to be
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:10, archived)

nonetheless
woo
( squidboot drips, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:28, archived)

yay!

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:30, archived)

haha
baby has detachable legs!!1!oneteenelevety!11!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:11, archived)

haha
good spot
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

w00!
for minority facilities!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:21, archived)

Nnnnnnnggg!

(click for bigger)
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:08, archived)

I get it!
Oh, wait! Another retard joke! I get it!

What a fucking comedy hero!

Grow a brain. When you can actually make a funny joke I'll write you a comment that makes you feel better about spending all your time fucking about on your computer.

Dork.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:12, archived)

cock off

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

Queen of the dorks
oooh. More brilliance.

Don't get me wrong, I undertand B3ta. I get the humour. I also think that some of the funniest things on the net come from here. But another shit joke about downs kids is not funny. It's lazy. It means you're not fucking funny and you never will be.

Sit in the corner of the pub by yourself.

Dork and Dorkett.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:31, archived)

I like the way you judge the
entirety of someone's humour throughout their life based on one photoshop.
Good.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:34, archived)

Why do you masturbate yourself to sleep everynight?
Thinbull.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:12, archived)

Why do you care?

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:16, archived)

Balurprprprp
Because that picture of you with the lighter *is* the funniest thing I've ever seen.

And that list of shit bands you listen to.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:19, archived)

oh will you just
fuck off, far far away, and don't fucking come back. You've unfluffed me here, and that takes a lot. You are a fucktard. Or, BEND OVER my dear, and brace yourself...
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:30, archived)

...
For what? Your witty banter?

Like everyone else on here seems to say: "if you don't like it, don't make a post about it."

You're as dumb as the rest if you can get ruffled by someone elses opinions. Think about that for more than a second...then you'll realise that what you're saying is completely stupid.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:39, archived)

ha

don't contradict yourself.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:43, archived)

oh noes
I'm stupid

*dies*
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

Instead of clicking reply, click this^
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

can we get one thing straight please!!!!!!
are we talking about FEMALE masterbation?, and if so - can we hear more please.

thank you.
(Unlucky Pierre, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:25, archived)

*slaps*
YOU GO NOW!

*grumbles* If I was a MOD...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:35, archived)

Clearly you don't get the humour
Half the things on here are bandwagons. The same joke essentially, but presented in a different form. Spackernegger: Total Retard... is a good example.
(Skcone, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:36, archived)

Understand b3ta?
You've obviously got a vibrating sledge hammer up your arse, or you haven't observed the bit where 'sensitive subjects' aren't tackled with malice.

There is none here.

Hello

EDIT: Twat, and fuck off
( Jahled 1.1%er, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:39, archived)

i
think i understand where you're coming from. i don't find making fun of learning difficulties funny as such. however, the resultant shock value, along with the way it's executed, can be though.. in my opinion:) EDIT:basically, it's a sick joke, a b3ta staple.
( squidboot drips, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

ah the net-cunt
Argues with everyone else on the internet and insists that everyone who uses it is a dork, while they clearly never use it
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

umm
Actually it's pretty funny.

Play nice.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

Touched a nerve, eh?

/searches for other retard-related posts by eXOBeX... none found...
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

NOOBFIGHT!
pulls up a chair....
( bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:16, archived)

ROFL!
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

If you don't like something
don't reply.
I liked it
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:16, archived)

Hmmm
That's similar to saying:

"If you don't like what your government is doing, sit tight and keep you mouth shut."

Dick.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:21, archived)

if you don't like what b3tans are doing
piss off our board...
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

READ
my post you doofus. I DO like what I see, but not THIS post.

Are you all brain dead?
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:40, archived)

you are Tonay aicmfp
Same shite as when he started trolling.
( drunkenoaf, Sat 13 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

You know
the things we don't like about others
are usually the things we don't like about ourselves.
So cock the fuck off!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

Fookoooo
Maybe the dumbest thing I've ever read, but what the heck.

I know you are so what am I?

I know you what so what am I?

I know you what so what am I?

I know you what so what am I?
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:29, archived)

oh dear,
your record seems to have got stuck.
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:33, archived)

...
or that was just me repeating something.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

I heard you the first time
and you started to repeat on me then.
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:41, archived)

no.
You read it the first time, and then you made a lame post. Think about that.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:42, archived)

Can we ignore him now?
and leave him to play with himself? He's getting boring now.
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Sun 14 May 2006, 2:16, archived)

nice first post


you little snugglekins
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:20, archived)

hmmm,
just for you,


( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:24, archived)

you should have done this..

go on click it!
;)
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:29, archived)

what
is this touching ham business about then?? ive looked it up in the dictionary and its not there
( squidboot drips, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:36, archived)

it's an in-offensive
insult. It 'might' be in the 4rther Dictionary.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:40, archived)

try
4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=H
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

hahaha
yesh!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:38, archived)

I take it you've never actually READ b3ta
ok so here goes...
Cocks = Funny,
Badgers + Mushrooms = Good
Snakes= Bad,
Blessed = God; and
Spackers = mnngh
(Skcone, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:27, archived)

hahaha
welcome to b3ta, you will leave very soon.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:39, archived)

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL
that is all
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 13 May 2006, 2:04, archived)

Dont you mean
Spackennnnnnnnnnnggggggggher?
(Goodie, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:17, archived)

You've won a Spackerjack pen!
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:18, archived)

Oooh Noobs are like virgins! ha ha ha Lol. H ha ha ha Lol!!!1111!
Hmmm. Yes.

It's not about touching a nerve, because I still make jokes about the mentally and physically ill. What is rubbish is the joke. It's lazy and boring.

Defend this comedy if you have to, but that just makes you a tiny dildo that barely scrapes the sides of the tightest of vaginas.

Oooooooh! noooooooooooob! noob. Fist post! Ha ha ha you haven't done the bum bum before!

Lol. ur allll GR8!

WKD!
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:41, archived)

SPACKFACE
SPACKFACE SPACKFACE SPACKFACE!
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

how about
saying something nice about a picture that you like?
So far, you've made three posts and given three bollocks opinions. I can't really blame everyone for thinking you're a complete cunt.
( techierob, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

Ahem
how about
saying something nice about a picture that you like?
So far, you've made three posts and given three bollocks opinions. I can't really blame everyone for thinking you're a complete cunt.

Now that was funny.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

No it wasn't
You tardgobbling mongsyphoning spazblower
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:51, archived)

Mine goot.


I'm not offended by this. I just find it, and most of you, really boring.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:59, archived)

So what are you going to do?
You obviously don't seem to want to 'shop a picture for us, or show appreciation for our community.
Are you just going to sit there and complain about every picture?
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:02, archived)

No.
Just this one.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:07, archived)

Oh well that's really a shame
and we really value the fact that you think that.
or,
pissing bugger off please, and "stop wasting your time on your computer" annoying people for no good reason, if you don't like it, don't reply.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:08, archived)

Doofus.
Why can't I reply? By that same logic you should'nt be able to reply to my comment. Which you did, so your comment is pointless.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:10, archived)

he can reply
because he's not a complete cuntlord. You however, are.
Throw yourself under a bus or something. It's not much, but it's about all you can do to help make the world a better place.
( techierob, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:15, archived)

I...I ...I
I don't really mind being the lord of the cunt.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:26, archived)

*BARGES INTO THE CONVERSATION IN AN AGGRESSIVE MANOR WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FUCKING YOU UP THE DIRTY*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 13 May 2006, 1:36, archived)

Super.
Just super. No, really. You've 'barged into the conversation' with the sole purpose of 'fucking me up the dirty'.

Good one. Be sure to make a great photoshop picture of that to really get back at me.

Woo yay!
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:46, archived)

i've
worked with people with learning difficulties and their lives are generally made hell by greasy little ignorant twunts who want to look clever in front of their friends by taking the piss - when they have enough shit to cope with and it's something they definitely don't deserve. i would argue however that the above example may actually represent help for their cause by raising the bar and so revealing the street jeerers for what they are.. umm, on the other hand it could also be taken as tacit justification too; hell, a place like b3ta is the best place for it i guess, at least the opportunity's there to redress the balance and irony is the watchword, closer to the type of humour an actual disabled person may employ toward their own interests (?)

just an opinion *throws it in*
( squidboot drips, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:14, archived)

'tardgobbling mongsyphoning spazblower'
*writes down for future reference*
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:11, archived)

.
Well that makes 4
(Skcone, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:53, archived)

I'm sure
his photoshop skills will more than compensate for the fact that he's such an arsehole
( techierob, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

Your opinions stand
ever so high in my books.
like I said:
'CUNT THE FUCK OFF!'
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

Crying poo out my eyes.
I just saw a picture of you holding a lighter.

Seriously, look at that picture again and try not to cry tears of embarrassment.

I'm trying not to.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:05, archived)

oh dear
you really are a waste of space.
carry on friend.
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:21, archived)

That's my
New screensaver. Brilliant.
(fooker, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:14, archived)

Have a woo
Since most people forgot about the pic.
( Tikoloshe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:47, archived)

ah woo indeed
It is well made actually
(Skcone, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:56, archived)

oops, how rude of me!
I was sidetracked somehow and forgot to send you this designated

w00!

which I have yet to animate
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 1:04, archived)

my profile is out of date. i have no spare time. i'm not drunk enough. but i still love kitty cats, yet i'm lazy. talk kitty. talk.

( we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

Woo for kitty

( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

that looks eeeevviiilllll
*hands over last vicount in an attempt to passify beelzikitty*
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:08, archived)

TJ
MUSIC IF YOUSE WANT

www.b3ta.com/talk/1541274
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 May 2006, 0:09, archived)

Depends what you're playing

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:10, archived)

ITS GOOD AS STUFF
Listen and decide.
Hiphop and rock mainly. good stuff though.
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 May 2006, 0:12, archived)

I'm sure that cat is swearing

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:09, archived)

Hahahaha
that kitty scares me but I still love him/her
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:09, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeee

(duck Quack !, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:05, archived)

fun for the whole family


g'night kids. Have a smashing weekend!!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:05, archived)

and you
/waves/
(duck Quack !, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

Night!

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:06, archived)

Nighties!

( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:07, archived)

night, night

( lemonhead, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:12, archived)

nicely
woo
( lemonhead, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:13, archived)

Giraffies are great.
:)



click for bigger
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:15, archived)

haha
lovely
( Milkman Dan, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:17, archived)