I'm bored and
it is hiding from glasscock so let me vainly try to start a shit bandwagon.
www.morphases.com/editor/ ( and using snagit [for screenshots] and imageready )


( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

start a bandwagon?
Hmm...

1. Add magenta cock
2. Place the quo in the background
3. PROFIT!
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

nah,
did all that in a previous incarnation ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

damn
buddhists!
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

errr how bout Hindu

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

Ach, they're all good
I quite like buddhism, and I saw the Dalai Llama talk last november. He seems a nice old man.
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

Have you seen this person?...
He/she/it owes me teh money!...



Willing to jump on any bandwagon, shit or otherwise...
(andrewtatham expelled some brainvomit at, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:43, archived)

i know..
bit depressing..and irrelevant, but you know..

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

But it would be nothing, nothing... without a woman... or a girl

nice!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

fucking bitch!
beat her up and shag her sister.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

Ouch.

Awfully thoughtful however
( Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

nice style!!!!
I like that green little fellow
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

but i like it :)
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

gah!
a plague upon you!

*edit* but thanks for the last bit
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

a plague of eyeliner?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

or worse
i have many shades
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:15, archived)

In fact it is rather splendid
and captures that gut-wrenching moment superbly

/sincerity

*goes off to self harm*
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

^this
i likes it too
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

EMO

you deserve a woo though
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

haha
nice one clanns!

oo about 1 hour!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

ha!
hahahahhaha, one hour indeed
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

HAHAHAHA
i see
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:23, archived)

That
is going on my myspace!
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

haha
thief!
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

Oh but it joins the emo-ness!

add me if you want, and complain about me in your blog
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:29, archived)

someting weird with National Geographic these days


edit: in vectory goodness
( OneOfSome, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

bin laden is judas?
What?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

he changed it by deed poll
to improve his image
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

very nice
this deserves more replies

woo!
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:29, archived)

It's fluff O'Clock
...have some of my mates new kittens.

( bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

As opposed to old kittens?
They am most lully.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

Aw!
mines gonna be that big soon! lil black tabby kitten he is! born this morning!
EDIT: fuck it, night all!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

awwwwwwwww

(mark has stripey socks, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

aawwwww
i want that one *points* or maybe i should have them both
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

awwww
wwww
ww



w
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

WANT NEED WANT
especially that little intrepid one on the bottom left
( Giant Rat of Sumatra, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

He's a a'splorer

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

bottom left wins

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

awwwww
i miss my cats - they are so cute when they are like that
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

where are your cats?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

In her belly?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

:(
i do hope not.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

i can't resist!
*heart melts*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

that's lovely
fuff! fluff!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

So much effort and it's so crap


boo hoo
( thistle, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

waterlistening? I dont get it...
wooo anyways :D
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

( b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

Nice knob.
Well done :)

*edit - is that crudely drawn fanny-sludge on the symmetrical yoghurt-pods?
( routine and Pantene, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:43, archived)

hahaha
I think it's magenta hair
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

I think it's weather
You know, clouds and stuff. From space.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

gandhi
?
( Grindstaff, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

/mahatma coat
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

/I have one of those
( Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

Jackson
Pollock?
(KingOfMyCastle, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:27, archived)

lack of hummus = quick vector

click image for bigness
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:38, archived)

Lack of hummus=woosome vector
Well, I can't do them
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

cheers :)
they're not that hard to do once you've done a couple
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

Like girls!
Or so I imagine
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

oh yes :D
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

hulo jokl
stop thinking about naked ladies you are a bad boy!
( rogue, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

but, what else is there to think about? :)
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

ponies, flowers, pink, spanglies, kittens.......
oh i see your point!
( rogue, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

David Bowie
....in tights
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

that's not a nice image to have in my head
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

Abi Harding of the Zutons
She's goregous. Think about her. Mmmmmmmmm...
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

heh I told the missus they were called "The Sexyphone Chicks"
she has really bad skin

edit: sexyphone woman has
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

but she didn't believe you did she!
: )
( rogue, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

you're right,
she is indeed a bit goregous
( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:33, archived)

yes it is!

( rogue, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

cor! it`s just like Tales Of The Unexpected

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

*hums tune sightly out of key in head*

( rogue, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

I have that somewhere on a CD
creepy as fuck
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

yus!

( rogue, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

Hmmmm
yes
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

`ello mr thoams ;)
just stretching me fingers so I can do that tune later in the week..

but in the meantime, I give you: IMAGINE and Mister Blue Sky
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

hahahaha Mister Blue Sky is ace!~


I so hope that is you panting......
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

It's woofful, Gary!
:)
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

course not.. er.. it`s JIM!

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

Arrrgh
Imagine!
:D
Mr Blues Sky
www.progrotech.com/Images/andy/fullsize/HughMcDowell+LaptopJam.jpg
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

haha what a surreal image

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

good job I had not
laid a fire!
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

What a well appointed room!

thanks for sharing matey!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

Hehehehe
I have not seen the floor in ages.
too much gear here nowadays.

EDIT: I have since handscraped the mucky door.
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

I thought it was art

;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

100 (edit) years of paint, chalk and ground up horses pasted on that door.
Nevermind the lead and arsenic.
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

horse pasties?
mmmm
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

i can see her buttocks!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

smashingly good
Woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

A bald man

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:30, archived)

Woooo!!!
That is fucking Woo-perb.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

is it gerald kauf
man?
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

No, it does look a bit like him,
but it's some UN beaurocrat.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

I thought it was this guy for a second

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:34, archived)

No you didn't.
You just wanted an excuse to repost that. Which is fair enough.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:35, archived)

I did! honest guv!

:)
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

haha

( harpski, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

thats nice

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:33, archived)

Thanks
.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:33, archived)

Help! Rich! We're stuck in a sort of nob gag Bermuda Triangle!

..Tis Ade Edmondson, shirl-ey!
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

you be famous!
attu.blogspot.com/
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:58, archived)

these are the new colors, AICMFP
cool pic
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

The fucking bald bastard
someone's crayoned on his face, the slaphead!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:06, archived)

that's quite good
I love colors
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:17, archived)

yep
tis nice that
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:24, archived)

tee hee

( raver, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:18, archived)

would
/endof
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:27, archived)

Have

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

who
hasn't?
( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

:)

Does anyone know of any good sites with lots of videos for me to edit?
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:15, archived)

depends what kind of videos you're after!

( naD, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:16, archived)

not te nawty oens!

( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:19, archived)

Try
www.archive.org
(Smudger, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:18, archived)

Do I...
...recognise "Rufus the Stunt Bum" in your spazzamathingy ?

( Oh, the shame, the shame.)
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:28, archived)

Always good
video
( routine and Pantene, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

Gif dump?
gifdump.com/
( davew27, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

Pearoast
JC-83 Faith based Calculator.

big pic link

And since someone asked, sin (Jesus)=0
(icouldbeahero, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:12, archived)

cool
what a coinkidink
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:13, archived)

coinkidink panther

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:14, archived)

hahha, ohh
good times.
cheers for the memory!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:16, archived)

What a wonderful word
'coinkidink!'

Now, when you gonna come cut my hair Matey?

Oh, how rude of me, w00 to the original pic too! I used to have a Commodore one a bit liek that!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:15, archived)

i need to get qualified first muppet
'ning btw!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:17, archived)

pearoast is not good
pearoast within the week is bad
twice in a day is bad bad bad
twice in an evening means I have to kick you in the balls.

now lean forward
( naD, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:16, archived)

Oo I missed those!
*retracts w00*
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:17, archived)

pah
it's all about as much use as tits on a tomcat.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:18, archived)

Evening?
silly time zones...anyway, forgive me, but it is just a link...don't click it :P
(icouldbeahero, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:19, archived)

If it's "just a link"
why can't it be posted as a sub heading to something else?

I was around earlier this afternoon when this was posted the first time too. It's not like I'm so fucking senile my memory's that short-term (yet)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

Hopefully you've seen the original...
...there's not much difference. I'm just saying what they were thinking.


(FrancoSayRelax, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

hahahah
TAKE THE SECOND ONE!!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:12, archived)

Fancies

;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:14, archived)

it's the grey hair isn't it
:D
( naD, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:18, archived)

Grab A Granny!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:27, archived)

Can I do
Both?
( kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:18, archived)

water shortage? it's them thirsty water workers

( raver, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:49, archived)

I first thought that was a huuuge magenta cock
But now I see it's a straw. D'oh!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:50, archived)

i should have changed the colour
easy mistake to make..
( raver, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:51, archived)

It's not you, it's me
I'm starting to see cocks all over the place.

Damn you, b3ta!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:52, archived)

fair enough
btw is a alien really should read is an alien /pedantic

:)
( raver, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:56, archived)

Yeah
But then the point of the whole bandwagon would kind of be down the drain
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:57, archived)

ah
been away too long..
( raver, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:59, archived)

and it should be "you're all gay"
but it's not ;)
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:04, archived)

it's an outrage!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:51, archived)

I prefer this drought related picture
news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/business_dealing_with_drought/img/7.jpg
( thistle, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:53, archived)

i cannot believe
there's job satisfaction doing that all night!
( raver, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:55, archived)

Sounds like rain!

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:05, archived)

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:07, archived)

ha ha ha
good or bad?
( naD, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

Take your pick.

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:12, archived)

did any one else read
take your prick?
(icouldbeahero, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:29, archived)

No
I missed my issue this month
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

ahaha

(mark has stripey socks, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

...

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

Woo!
hahah


*clicks*
EDIT: how do i make a gif?
/n0ob
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

A mummy and a daddy gif have to love each other very much ;)

( FoldsFive, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

awww daad, skip the gwoss parts!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

What software do you have?
I shall be HELPFUL!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

soft.....ware?
I have oblivion!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

what image editing software?
Photoshop? Gimp?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

PSP

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

PSP doesn't make animated gif's does it? silly emu!
didn't you get animation shop with your PSP?
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

it has that animation shop thing doesn`t it?

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:36, archived)

yeah mine came with animation shop
s'good that is
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

*prods*
take that.
sarky bar steward. and im no longer 'imaginary emu'

for i have a hair cut
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

a shit one? with pink in it?

( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

neeope. quite a good one
i look , like cloud strife
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

like an anime then
bloody anime
( Gigantic! A big big love!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

*sigh*
yes. yes at least im not......



someone who randomly insults people!

*waggles fist*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

what is PSP?
Photoshop Personal???
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

paint shop pro
why, is that bad?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

I use PSP and animation shop
does the job if you're not too serious about it
( spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

animation shop......go on
shall i just google it?

i cant be arsed to leave the website.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

not at all.
Which version are you using?
If its 1-9 go to File/launch Jasc software products/Animation Shop

Then read the help files :D
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

kay...
hang on....

*waits for psp to load*

EDIT: i have v. 10

EDIT2: cant find it. Umm......grr

bloody thing
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

i think they dropped it for 10,
you have to buy it separately.
( - D - Let it Beard, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:53, archived)

bollocks.
that might explain why i ant find it in any files or folders.

ne'mind, illg et the microsoft one instead.

now worries blokes, thanks for the help anyways
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:55, archived)

Animation shop pro
came with PSP from versions 5 to 9. It was discontinued some time ago at version 3.5 ( I think ). Sadly ( because it's quick and handy ) it does not come with Corel's PSP ( version 10 ).

If you want to get into animation proper you should have Adobe photoshop that comes with a version of Imageready and/or Ulead Gif Animator 5 which is the bollocks. All this costs cash of course unless you know the upload codez in which case it is all free.

If you would like some free software without the upload codez then you have to settle for less.
www.freeserifsoftware.com/
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:59, archived)

^ yes
get the freebie serif stuffs or download gimp

decents tools for 0 cash
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:12, archived)

Portable
Of course. So you can carry it around.
(steben, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

IN THE FACE

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

TWICE!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

WITH LEATHER!

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

SIDEWAYS!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:52, archived)

^this, with gusto

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

...

( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 21:32, archived)

hahahha

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

i meant animated gif
silly. even I know how to save something as a gif!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

depends on the software
there`s no actual difference.. GIF is GIF
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

I tend to use Microsoft GIF animator or Imageready.
Microsoft GIF animator (if you don't have photoshop) is a free download from microsoft and the help is quite reasonable

..but even then its only individual GIF files strung together.
( FoldsFive, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

THANK you
thats what i was looking for.

course, it now seems obvious i could just search for 'making gifs' on google...
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

"fudgepickles" intrigues me

( FoldsFive, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

it's not very good

( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

haha
I was thinking that

I also notice that the "Toms Pr0n" folder has been removed......
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

he's just renamed it to 'plugins'
it seemed appropriate
( FoldsFive, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

nice one, TOM
TOMMY TOMATO
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

i haven't heard that one before
mostly im seen as a train
( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 21:36, archived)

pfft TOM STEAM

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

Talking of gifs...
I just converted a mpg into a gif

Now it's 1.9mb, so I can't post it here
( davew27, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

resize it, reduce colours and if that fails
put the horizontal lines across
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

and if that fails, and if appropriate,
cut out every alternate frame :)
( FoldsFive, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:43, archived)

I hadn't read that
I was busy cutting out every other frame and reducing colours
( davew27, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:45, archived)

WOO!!
and woo again!

*is born-again
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

haha

( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

hahaha

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

aww
participation required :(
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 15 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

Nicely!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

thanks, mate!
You coming tomorrow night?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

Yes!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

SNAIL!
Doods, shirley?
( davew27, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

no no no
Doods is far too l33tspeak for my liking
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

No
www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/doods/
( davew27, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

Woo to you sir! Have a McCDC

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

hooray!


Heh... Paul wishes
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

Oh Gods
Pass the mindbleach.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

iGod?
rechargeable? now thats a life after death worth giving up eating babies for
(shmonky, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:52, archived)

Video editing help please.
I'm trying to edit .avi files with Adobe Premier, but it refuses to let me import them as they contain 'unsupported compression'. I've just got the programme so I feel I'm doing something painfully noobish. Anyone able to help?

And have a picture of Optimus Prime to make this threa worthwhile.



And click for big.

edit: all sorted now, cheers for the advice. Most rock!
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

WOW!
Optimis Prim3!
That is the 20th anniversary model.
aicmfp
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

Correct.
In case anyone's interested, it's the American edition, and not the English version that was released today.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

uhuh, i ordered one from ebay
waiting for it to arrive.

Have you SEEN its articulatability!! it has moveable finegrs!

*creams*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

Yes.
I've had mine for a year and a bit now. And his repainted brother Ultra Magnus. It is the single most fun toy you will ever own.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

You might need
a Third-party plugin. I know avi isn't supported anymore by quite a few video editors.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

It depends what codec the avi is

Right click on the avi and go to Properties and then the advanced properties tab. See if it says what codec it it using.

Then search for that codec online and install it.

It is a bit odd as if your machine can run the file it must be installed.........
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

^ that
avi isn`t really a file format, just a container for X-encoded video and Y-encoded audio

looks like you need teh uplaod codez codecs
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

Why can't it be an
XX encoded file, huh?

*sexist*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

XXX encoded
megaporn
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

wooo!
SUPERHYPERMEGATRONICPORN!

Speaking of Hi-rez porn, have you seen any of the adverts for porn in HD? I mean, really, what's the bloody point?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

sharper nipples?

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

You're right.
Ta Rik.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:54, archived)

Also,
try opening the avi up in something like VirtualDub (free avi editor). Chances are its actually your file not the software.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

Aha, seems to be the mjpg codec I need.
Ta :D
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:41, archived)

open it in windows movie maker and see if you can change the file format there
i can't remember if that works but it might
( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

That does work.
But I need to resave the file, and as I'm editting together lots of small files it'll take ages. Ta anyhoo.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

oooh ohhh, i also have a question!
[apologies for the tj]

does could anyone reccommend a program to convert .wmv to .mov?

i can find Apple-to-Microsoft, but nothing the other way round. The one program i did find, plastered a bright green tag all over it. grrrrr...

many thanks if you could help me out.
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

A free one I assume you mean?
Premiere will do it, but thats expensive.

Try looking for a WMV to AVI converter. Then you can do AVI to MOV in Quicktime Pro
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

ahhh, thankies.
yeah, i'd prefer free - but i do have QT-Pro - so thank you muchly. *hugs*
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

yaaaay!
it works! *joys* *happies* *is generally appreciative*
( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

good stuff

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:44, archived)

premier elements is dead cheap
and seems to do lots of stuff... but I`m too thick to use it :)

managed to get photoshop elements 4 and premier elements 2 for about 40 quid off amazon
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

Sorenson Squeeze
www.sorensonmedia.com
(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:32, archived)

Woo! Thats a phonomenal prime!

( FoldsFive, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

Gay!
But sexy t-shirt! :p
( CaroWallis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

Cheeky monkey.
Trouserless monkey.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

are you putting those pics on flickr
anytime soon guys?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

As soon as I'm home, and lucid!
Off now, to let Curis do his thing on MY laptop, the cheek! T'ra!
( CaroWallis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:43, archived)

not as useful as toastimus prime

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

haha thats great

( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

Hahah!
Woo.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

Brilliant!

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

Try the mjpeg codec
www.morgan-multimedia.com/technicalsV3.htm
(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

Am doing.
Ta muchly.
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:40, archived)

Yay, that worked.
Thankyou kindly!
( Curis, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:53, archived)

For future reference, download G-Spot Codec Information Appliance. Tells you what codecs are required to play a given file, and whether or not you've got them.
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Mon 15 May 2006, 23:51, archived)

.........


Previously: 1
 
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

haha

( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

hahahahha
whatchoo liek!
lol
woo!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

Ho ho ho. Silly Pete.
Woo and yay.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

you are a wrongun

are you free to babysit next Thursday?
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

hahaha
depends how hot your kids are....

erm .... no
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

dude, eww :)

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

thats a shame.

Oh well, better phone up the agency.

You have?

excellent.

Ok, 8pm, yes, and his name's Daz, ok.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

arf!

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

Hahahahahaha YES!
And I'm glad someone else has taken to having the second half of a band as a board sig
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

hahaha
Your signature inspired me!
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

Yay!

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:07, archived)

hahahaha
Its funny 'cause he's a peadophille
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

*fun*
good stuff!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 15 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

Frame 5 looks
cunningly vagina-like... : )
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

Haven't seen any with handles.
Though would be convenient.

*writes letter to God*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 15 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

Hahahahaha.
You bad, bad man. 'Ning!
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

:)
'ning!
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

Thanks for adding me to msn m'dears
my b3tan list has increased considerably today, it's *almost* exciting.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

I tried to do it a couple of weeks ago
but it didn't work. I assume it's worked today? (Won't let me sign in just now)
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

Yeah, I got the add notification and you're on my list.
Send me a message when it lets you in : )
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

Will do!

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

nonce!
;)
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

:p

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

Genius!

( fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 15 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

Oh My!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

Hahahaha!
First thing to make me titter today. Well done!
( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

haha that made me laugh much more than the similar-ish Catherine Tate "skit"

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

I fucking hate catherine tate
did she do this?

*deletes thread out of disgust*
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:22, archived)

no no no
nothing as amusing

.. just this sketch she did in every show that ran on 5 minutes longer than it should have

.. and it was only a 3 minute sketch
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

I concur
How the hell does that and Little Britain win everything?!

RUBBISH! GERROFF!
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:32, archived)

someone once said a very wise thing to me
"little britain is only funny when you mention it down the pub"

i.e. one line "want that one" for comedy value

Tom Baker`s voice was the best thing about it
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

Fucking bollocky shite
My prime moment of disgust was when they won everything at the comedy awards, and peep show got NOTHING.

Ridiculous
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:36, archived)

I'm scared
because that looks like one of my neighbours.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

Does your neighbour
look like he was drawn by a mong too?
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

haha
class
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
That's great!
( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Tue 16 May 2006, 9:59, archived)

Like some kind of sea cucumber it was!


This isn't actually a rude, it just looks like one. But I NSFW'd it just in case.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

Hahaha
a tad NSFW though?
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

but it's not a willy!

its a piece of the carpet next to him!

granted there is a touch of shading......

Should I hide it?
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

Well It was very realistic!
Maybe I just have willies on the brain...
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

Oh My!

( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

....
haha
( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

Gosh crikey!

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

MAN OH MAN

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

*buys*

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

haha that`s bloody brilliant

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

Thank god!
I've waited so long!
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:52, archived)

haha thats great
woo yay
( DUM4S5 =], Mon 15 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

does it come
in grenade form?
(Ahoyhoy, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

I hope it's ozone friendly

otherwise I won't buy it.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

hahahahaha
ace!
( 4dam party, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

now THATS my kinda deoderant!
woo!

EDIT Rophynol, shirley?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

Rohypnol
and don't call me Shirley.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

Rophylcopters?

( JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

hahahaha
You're ace, you are
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

*huffs furiously*
Wooooooooo......
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 15 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

you sick, sick man...
*clicks*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

Nice
and it's not just for horses...
(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 15 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

DING!

(No Longer A Member Logged off since 1993, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

*drools*

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

Have an old joke...

( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

*throws tern*
*makes drunkenoaf duck*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

Tern a duck, shirley?

( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 15 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

Am this the end?

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

I thought Singer
made Sewing machines...
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

nah
this is SINGEr, they make ovens
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

ha!
_{same font 'n' all}
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

I could have done with this, this morning.

(Green-Alsatian, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

Haha!
You missed the compo by a few weeks though!
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

its a google whack!
mine are there too!!!
( b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

ah! teh hummus!
www.b3ta.com/board/5779869
( drunkenoaf, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:46, archived)