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# Beware of ninja kiwi fruit

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Blimey!
woo!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Braw! Have this:

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Thanks
I've always wanted one.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:27, archived)
# that's very well done!
I give this a click and a woo
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# If my old boss found out I'd Goma'd his baby...

There's not much he can do. Woo hoo!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
# YOU ARE FIRED!!
regards,
your boss
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Dear illiterate old boss
I don't work for you anymore.

So shove it up your arse.


Love,


Me xxx
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# fucksox!
I allways wanted to say that....
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I'm rather confused about what's going on in the background
Is that some dodgy optical artefact or is she a zombie?

Having just watched a fine film containing zombies, this topic is fresh on my mind.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:09, archived)
# shaun of the dead was prime
In Edinburgh, they're all zombies.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:17, archived)
# braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:19, archived)
# needs tomato sauce though

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# or....
salt and sauce if it's from Edinburgh
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# ha
I ain't!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:25, archived)
# battered and deep fried salt & sauce ?

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:25, archived)
# deep fried salt and sauce
It might just work!

*patents*
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# if there's a way
a team of scottish culinary experts will find a way to add more salt and then batter and deep fry it.

Infact, their food-scientists have found a way to increase the saltyness of salt, by directly injecting more salt inside of each salt crystal.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:28, archived)
# then frying it
in salt
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Edinburgh!?
I is from there, me iss nooo a zommmmmmmmbbb....






BRAINS!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# did any
zombies kill a shark in it?
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# OMG!!!ONE!!!1!!!
There's a zombie whale in the thames!!!
*edit*no
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:25, archived)
# yay for piss poor photoshop technique
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
At least he's happy about it
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Haha!
He turns into Mike Baldwin
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ^
this
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# happy birthday!
edit: boo! 1minute too late!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# sometimes I wish I had no eyes
but this fella took it too far
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# it looks like he's got a frozen chicken under his face
with the drumsticks hanging down by his chin
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# if you are short on frozen chicken storage facilities
the underside of the chinerial area provides sufficient storage until the chicken defrosts, and goes off a bit
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# and as soon as it defrosts it's
hello chinerial disease and off to the chin clinic
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Run by the highly respected Dr.Chinn. MD BSc JAw

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# i like
the jowly neck
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# didn't you use to play a lawyer
in Ally McBeal?
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# no
i used to work in a shop
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:29, archived)
# !

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:51, archived)
# ! indeed

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5928287
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
# A broken picture!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Is it broken?
I see no red x

edit: now I do
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:56, archived)
# teh bork
*edit* oh my! that contraption wasn't expecting that!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hence
the raised eyebrows
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# and his startled yelp of
"!"
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:12, archived)
# due to
the fact that it had recently been varnished
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:20, archived)
# oh noes!
no uplaod coedz!
edit: oh. a magenta cock.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:59, archived)
# late victorian deal or no deal
featuring a hairy cock*

*and a magenta penis
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# MY CDC IS BIGGER THAN YOURS


click for wallpapery goodness
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:50, archived)
# tis a CDT!

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:19, archived)
# This is an actual book and was read to me as a child :S

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/009992790X/202-6681554-3103827
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# your cock-eye is fucking the dug's head!!!!?
WTF OMFG!!!11111111
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:50, archived)
# i had this book
it made me cry!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i had that book
didn't the policeman find the dog? (unfortunately after the child had raped it)
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:09, archived)
# ........

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:19, archived)
# ^far better :)

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# it's
a true story as well. (allegedly)
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:25, archived)
# sorry...
..was on myspace and felt inspired by their bandwidth-strangling advertising


(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Phwoar!
*signs up*
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# ^^ this this thisity this

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# The Da Vinci Code

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# nicely nicely
Woo!
www.b3ta.com/board/5927959
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Ha!
exactly


woo!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Bacause I can

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# legorgy!
daeWOO!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:20, archived)
# which one is you then?

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# the one behind the camera

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I wanna be a nacho man.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:24, archived)
# bad lego no biscuit

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
FP now!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Actually,
I think it did get FPed a while back.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:18, archived)
# hehe
make me a mod!!!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:25, archived)
# SEXY!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:24, archived)
# LASER EYES = AWESOME
 

 
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# YES.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Yes!!!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Fucking kill em' all..

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# ahhhahhah
woo!


 
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# argh!!!
teh meercat is alien!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Evil cunts meercats...
*feeling drunk and deranged and sadistic*


(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# R.I.P. Patrick Moore Kitty.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:48, archived)
# *plays the funeral march on the xylophone*

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Monty would make a casual comment about his glorious fucking carrots


Smallified cause it was 317kb..
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:55, archived)
#
funeral Imperial
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# pffft!
 
..TING ting ting, TING-te-ting, TING-te-TING, ting ting ting ting-te-TING.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I don't have cats with laser eyes
I just have
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Epic Space Battle!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# If only they made the starwars ones magnetic

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# The pseudoporn potential is amazing

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# hot damn
Lego action gets me off every time
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Y-M-C-A!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# any excuse

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
can it be optomised any more!?
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:37, archived)
# well
i don't know how to make it not look all fuzzy like that in flash...
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# ...sorry...

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
# RIS?
but the good kind.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:19, archived)
# ris?
?
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:20, archived)
# RIS?
RIS? : ris
inquisitive
1 An inquiry: Realisation that the image above is funny in some way, but that you're too stupid to get it unless someone explains it. Based off an image of the MORRISONS logo with the RIS dimmed out. : RIS? I don't get it...
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Look
Clicky
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# THAT'S NOT MY COW!
/pterry

*kind of gets it*
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:32, archived)
# The second best rabbit in the entire show wins this award

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# this filesize
should be a lot smaller.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:21, archived)
# I'm actually impressed with that filesize
O_O
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Nah,
needs more girth.

gets coat
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# I love turning the pages
and touching the feely bits.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I believe I owe somebody some magnets.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# neato

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
such attraction.

yay!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Yay!
butters anims + magnets!
need more violence : )
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:16, archived)
# i like magnets

snails dont
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# :/
silly snail! magnets are our friends, apart from when they go bad and set up a webcam and charge $4.95 to watch "magnets go bad"
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:20, archived)
# you certainly do!
love 'em :)
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# click
*i like this*
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# donded :)

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# sometimes
you just have to look at someone to know what there thinking

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Magic!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:11, archived)
# i like the background

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# ahhhahah
 
yes.

woo!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# has noone else spotted
the CDC?
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
well spotted
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# hehe
www.better-english.com/easier/theyre.htm ;)
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# damn
the spelling police ;)
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:18, archived)
#
spelling grammar
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# now
you make me want to slap you with a fat cdc
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Yay...

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:16, archived)
# 5.98KB/sec?
Damn he has a slow frontal lobe.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# A nonce and a dullard, sir!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# pfft
just wat i was thinking but he does look like a slow cunt
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# haha! class

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:20, archived)
# They're
but what the hell.
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# you didn't choose to check the box marked
masturbate when download is complete?

silly man, masturbate now before your mum comes home.

unless you want to do the masturbation challenge. start wanking the moment you hear the front door open and try to spurt before she makes it upstairs to see how you are!
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:35, archived)
# it all started one froggy morning...........

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:04, archived)
# PFFT
I still think the pron film sounds amusing -



(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# ^best.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# ^this

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# bindun
sorry
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Haha!
top shoppage
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Hehe..

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# ps
i will find my frog
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Frog much?

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Rib
it.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I see they're filming an episode in London

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:00, archived)
# response :)

(, Wed 17 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:00, archived)
# hahahaa

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:01, archived)
# hehehe

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Ouch
that was totally unexpected.

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:02, archived)
# rofflmao

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
this did genuinly recieve a LOL.
so OMFG this is brllyant FFS!!111
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Haha the old ones are always the best!
And 36 years is some lurkage!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Arf!
Most excellent!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# hehehe
nice

remnant of Married to the Sea
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Thank you all :)

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# pfft

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha it looks so RIGHT

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:09, archived)
# glad it's not just me.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha
that is spot on, brings a whole new meaning to being 'on the blower'
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:44, archived)
# ha ha ha.
that telephone looks like a startled robot
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# that was beautiful
i half expected a peado-robo-erotic-victorian sexcapade to ensue
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:13, archived)
# ?
b3ta.com/board/5928196
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:27, archived)
# pffft
 
an old one but a good one.

woo!

also you may like these.
 
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Married to the Sea
is probably the best thing ever. And it's daily.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Ae, and nataliedee and toothpastefordinner
but I'm still devoted to Patches, and the comics she links to..
Overcompensating is particularly up my alley.
 
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Oooh, I didn't know about that
it's great!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Haha thats class!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# haha
the choice of font makes this
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 1:27, archived)
# He He
Goan the leeky boats
(, Wed 17 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Shoulda tried commercial TV

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha!


NB: I am laughing at the hilarious facial expressions of goma; if this joke was originally meant to be racist then I wash my hands of it.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Not racist
Um Bongo's catch-phrase was "They drink it in the Congo" which is where Goma is from.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I felt compelled to add a 'stache to this R&B poster.
Funny? You decide.
Moustachioed!
CFB
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:54, archived)
# did you also add 100kb
you bandwith slutcunt! ;)
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Eek, my mistake
will fix.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:57, archived)
# :)
would and would!
*tells girlfriend to grow her 'tache*


...shite!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:00, archived)
# REBIGINATE!
slutwhore

Fear not the wrath of dialuppers.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:01, archived)
# still would.

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# hmmmm *ninja edits*

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:45, archived)
# But
Where are the seams?
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:46, archived)
# call the seam police

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:46, archived)
# they said
Fuck off and stop wasting out time or we will come out and fucking arrest you you twat

if they could be bothered
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# im sorry

*cries*
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:50, archived)
# nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw
and so on
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:50, archived)
# SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

win a candy apple
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:53, archived)
# haha
sorry, i just put an extra 30 seconds into it
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:54, archived)
# spot the extra 30 seconds and win a gazillion pounds!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *hangs self*

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Disappearing posts?
Where?
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# up your mum?

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# could
be!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:55, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I'm really going now

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:50, archived)
# That's cracking!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:52, archived)
# apart at the seams!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Since it's very quiet here
have a drawing I just did for Stickscene.com

(something to do with magnets!)

And with that, I'm off for today. Night night all!
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:40, archived)
# full metal magnet?
born on the 4th of magnet?
apocalypse magnet?
edit:nanite
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Wrong!
It's Three Men and a Baby, again
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:46, archived)
# NO!
surely thats the sequel,
three men and a little magnet?
-missed whole magnet thing, but found it very funny upon reviewing
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:49, archived)
# nope
that's this one

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:53, archived)
# aaalllrighty then

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllleeeeeeeeiiiiike a magnet!

(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# clockwork orange
Make an effort in future, eh? Too easy
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

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