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# my new business idea...

I just need some financial backing......anyone?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:29, archived)
# Not until you put some air-holes in the boxes.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:31, archived)
# You need to order those
from Air Holes Direct
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:31, archived)
# heheh
 
Kitty Heaven
 
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:35, archived)
# spose your right....
specially as i'd be sendin them from Oz
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:42, archived)
# Well, I'm just across the ditch
 
so they may survive, if a little dehydrated.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:44, archived)
# tch...they have a saucer of milk in there...
..do you think me evil?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:48, archived)
# ohhh
just imagine the excited birthday girl receiving a dead kitten in a box with no holes..
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:35, archived)
# *cries*

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:44, archived)
# send me a free kitten
and you can pimp me out for cash =D
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:31, archived)
# i will send you a money order now.
please send me one kitten and the change from the 4000 dollars.

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(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:53, archived)
# i.e. 40c
 
it is a vere spensive kittin
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:01, archived)
# *orders several*
*revels in fluff*

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:11, archived)
# Bindun
www.petsovernight.com/
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# have another.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:19, archived)
# Hahaha.. fuckn great!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:21, archived)
# =)
thank you's!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:24, archived)
# unlike him, of course

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:23, archived)
# uh...
yes. quite.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:25, archived)
# heheh
 
looks like a dodgy tattoo.

woo!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:31, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:54, archived)
# mmm
i was just admiring that one and the iggy one and the frank one the other day.
pure deliciousness.
filtery delicious
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:01, archived)
# Deadish Board
so have a graffiti stencil.


(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:43, archived)
# damn nice!
did you sprayed it yet? post some street shots if so.. *I like this*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:50, archived)
# i've sprayed it
a couple of times on the street, but didnt hang around to take a picture.

I'll do one n take a picture especially for you!

when i get enough money for some more paint...
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:52, archived)
# coolio!
spray it on a police station or something funny :D
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:54, archived)
# ah that would be awsome!
but with my record, i really dont want to get caught, because they wouldnt be very forgiving. so i'm not too sure.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:55, archived)
# now..
this would be funny
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:14, archived)
# heheheh
 
sweet.

doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:18, archived)
# hahaha
that would be rather amazing. I'll try my hardest!!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:20, archived)
# you don't have the balls to do it




/peer pressure
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:20, archived)
# nice.
"my love gave me a cherry... that had no stone...."

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(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:27, archived)
# "I brought my girl an apple,
she let me hold her hand;
I brought my girl red roses,
we kissed beneath the strand.
I brought my girl bananas,
she let me squeeze her tight -
I'm going to bring a watermelon
to my girl tonight!"
 
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:42, archived)
# what will you get if you bring her a durian?
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(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:48, archived)
# Arrested.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 6:56, archived)
# mm


Anyone know anything b3ta related begining with the letter 'o'?


www.oopsilostmyghostie.co.uk
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:24, archived)
# i love these
quite a lot.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:28, archived)
# thats
good then. :)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:31, archived)
# really nice!
can I join ?

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:54, archived)
# hahahaha
hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:55, archived)
# me too!
ohnothereitwent
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:10, archived)
# hahahaha
you win!!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:15, archived)
# do i really?
is the prize a replacement rosti?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:17, archived)
# nope,
you just won a meat ball with a scary smile on it

*munches*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:20, archived)
# why have you eaten
my prize?
besides, what the hell kind of a prize is a meatball?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:27, archived)
# sorry about the meatball
have an apple instead.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:32, archived)
# aww
cheers
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:55, archived)
# I'VE GOT ONE FOR o
oops i lost my ghostie.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:29, archived)
# heh heh
good thinking ;)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:34, archived)
# omfg
onanism
orly
owl
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:39, archived)
# YA RLY!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:59, archived)
# where on earth
did you get the idea for thie series?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:46, archived)
# many
places.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:03, archived)
# late night graphics tabbage anyone?




click teh piktoor for biggarrr.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:17, archived)
# show us yer drill bit
that, and they always run off with the dishwasher.. filthy autoplukers
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:23, archived)
# hand held drills :
the not so silent assassin.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:28, archived)
# cheer up you worried bot! let's dance

alcohol is the solution for all problems... except for alcohol problems..
yay!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] licking frogs is bad, mmkay

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:13, archived)
# damn bufotenine-
makin rocket-arsed hos and takin our jobs...
oh wait that's toads.
move along- nothin to see here.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:17, archived)
# *molests*
*hides in a bush*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:21, archived)
# this just
scares me... =(
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:21, archived)
# Why Jeeves loves it when you look at porn...
NSFW

Clickedy Click Click.

quick and dirty...
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Arf!
Jeeves Spaff!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:55, archived)
# pirates
ARRR cool.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:04, archived)
#
YYAAAARRRRRRR!!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:04, archived)
# ask jeeves if he's going to clean the reminder this time.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:56, archived)
# haha!
dirty butlers
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:01, archived)
# dukshape!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:42, archived)
# Lulleh
duckeh
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:45, archived)
# This is
Rather nice.

I'm not sure why, it just is. Makes me feel all 'duck'.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:47, archived)
# quaksound!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:49, archived)
# shiksasound!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:52, archived)
# very nice.
hoorah for ducks


(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:51, archived)
# I'm pretty sure we've had this conversation before :)

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Just then..

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Oh no!!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:54, archived)
# ; )
 

i do not wish to wear the speshil helmet
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:20, archived)
# Ha ha go on then:

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:31, archived)
# hahah
Just imagine the duck singing:

Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:26, archived)
# AHHHHAHHAHHAHAH
 
especially with the funny little voice that's singing it in my head.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:43, archived)
# haha you should defintely record that and share it with us!!!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:51, archived)
# fluff!
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(, Mon 29 May 2006, 5:44, archived)
# hooray!
peacockshape!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Cor!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:53, archived)
# A BIG Boob! (NSWF ? you decide)

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:36, archived)
# fwoar
sauce pic !!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:39, archived)
# Found it on Google
HOORAY
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:46, archived)
# nope
thats not it. This is it

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:54, archived)
# NOW I have
HOORAY AGAIN

erggh didn't realize you posted it
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:59, archived)
# have some night time fear

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Only If
we can make them first... (;
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:36, archived)
# Helen?
*bleaches*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:36, archived)
# Uncanny, isn't it.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:39, archived)
# FIGHT
 

 
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:20, archived)
# my money's on andy serkis

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:31, archived)
# He's a little busy right now.
 

 
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:39, archived)
# is there a picturised riposte you don't have?
:)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Well, I did make that one
 
just for you.

; )
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:19, archived)
# *swoons*

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:25, archived)
# ..and any future Serkis-related comments.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:26, archived)
# FINISH HIM

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:35, archived)
# sheen fighting cheer squad: ACTIVATE
woo woo
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:36, archived)
# My calabash brings all the boys to the yard.
 

 
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:40, archived)
# Ha ha
oh, how they shine!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:46, archived)
# I so sad

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:13, archived)
#
*hugs kitten until it bursts*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:13, archived)
# on noes!! i watched tv on dr who

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:15, archived)
# hahaha.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:16, archived)
# awwww
 
but thet is a vere fluffy kittin..?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:16, archived)
# this is my friend niki and she is riding a duck.


can anyone think of any b3ta members that begin with the letters 'o' or 'u' or any thing else that begins with those 2 letters and is related to b3ta. i would be very greatful if you could.

things that arent usernames are beter.

edit: only need o now.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Onion Terror
i might be able to think of more
edit: urbane legend

edit2:as for b3ta related, uplaod coedz

sorry i couldn't be more helpful
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:07, archived)
# do it
please.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:09, archived)
# i cant think of any
nice duck
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:09, archived)
# duck is a cock.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:10, archived)
# With
A Prince Albert, it appears.

Jolly good picture though.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:13, archived)
# agreed.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:16, archived)
# nah
thats more like an ampallang :D
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:33, archived)
# Are you satisfied?
I've just had to look that up!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:52, archived)
# dave
your character is so fucking ace!
keep doing that stuff.. whatever it is!

nice stuff! I love your series! :D
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Onanism.
 
and ungulates.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:25, archived)
# ..(Status Q)uo.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:25, archived)
# (N)o Hands

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:33, archived)
# mm
i already used them.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5963752
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:47, archived)
# arr
i cant use them.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Oligarchy
B3ta is an Oligarchy
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:55, archived)
# COR!!!!!!!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:43, archived)
# Had to happen eventually...


Quick, dirty and drunk.

Edit : Fabulous prizes for anyone who guesses it.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:03, archived)
# pfft
marc almond?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:14, archived)
# Silly-arse
It's my mate Dave Nutforahead.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:14, archived)
# silly arse?

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:16, archived)
#
If that's accurate, it should be a lot bigger ;-)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Crikey
you're in a bad mood tonight
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:36, archived)
#
he is the board nazi
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:48, archived)
#
I'm fucking glad I'm not Jewish then.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 4:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:57, archived)
# yay!!!!
fluffy bombers!!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:59, archived)
# he wasnt always that good at it.....

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:02, archived)
# madness!
woo!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:59, archived)
# racist!
woo.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:19, archived)
# in memory of the cat faced madrill voyeuristic million-boobed porn.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us:
alien baby eating cardboard, its would-be predecessor.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:56, archived)
# come on.
making the cardboard was hard.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:08, archived)
# fine.
i'm going to bed.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:20, archived)
# 'night!
 

 
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:27, archived)
# i am NOT going here for my holidays


CFB
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:55, archived)
# hahah
what the...
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:56, archived)
# this
disturbs me

and what program did you use?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:59, archived)
# tis a bit disturbed, i agree
poser for the models, then photatoshop for the composition
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:03, archived)
# braaaiiiiinnnnssssss

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:17, archived)
# We lost another one.....
let us pray....


(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:40, archived)
# *minute silence*

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:40, archived)
# *deletes*
what was it then?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:40, archived)
# the one with the cats tits & nazi stuff that went for about an hour or so

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Good
riddance
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:44, archived)
# no way I thought that was ace, just needed to be linked

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# I think it was
what bill clinton would be seeing during an acid trip
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# which is what made it so great.
And it had a mandrill in it
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:50, archived)
# oh indeed.... but its the sub-threads i feel sorry for.....
there was almost 20 seconds of top rate put downs and funnay stuff in there....


still.. its a harsh life we live...

*sobs*


*catches a grip*

Ow!!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# *crosses self*

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:50, archived)
# This monkey's gone to heaven.

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:56, archived)
# it's still there, but all the replies are not linked to it?
b3ta.com/board/5963571
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:58, archived)
# all the replies that matter are there.
(look again.)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:04, archived)
# He should have read the FAQ to avoid . . .


doh!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:07, archived)
# Billie Jean or...

Perhaps he was trying to tell us something even back then?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:22, archived)
# Ow!

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:28, archived)
#
ROFL!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:29, archived)
# I have about 600Mb of files in my b3ta folder
of crap I've done in the past 18 months for here (and not too many of them are large PSD files)

I could probably reply to 90% of new threads on here with a mildly-related repost.

/realised how tragically sad a statement that is!
/gets beer
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:32, archived)
# *pats back*

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:33, archived)
# know the feeling....
I cleared mine out last week, and there is still almost 450Mb of crap in there.....
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:34, archived)
# top anim skillz!
:D
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:33, archived)
# hahaha
it's the joke that counts, isn't it? : )

I used to spend hours making pixel perfect pics to then resize to 280pc wide and post here.

Pointless!

For example:
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:35, archived)
# pffft!
that must've taken ages

A pub near me has a sign where the & looks more like an E:

'Pube Meeting House'
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:40, archived)
# I should dig out the 3 megapixel PSD!
Pubes. *titter*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:41, archived)
# ermm..... thats not 280 wide.....
*points*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:43, archived)
# WIDTH=280
that was done before I knew of this 280px with thing for the FP. But again, I know alot better about all things b3ta now.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# try working here with a widescreen
(1400X900)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:53, archived)
# ooh!
1280x800 here on me laptop. Plus 1280*1024 on a CRT
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:57, archived)
# mine....
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000CCB0OG/202-3289930-1055004
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 3:02, archived)
# TJ: This image so needs shoppage
Clicky
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:33, archived)
# not really....
its like 5 months old now......
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:35, archived)
# poor eddie the eagle edwards

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Why giant pandas don't reproduce in captivity...


(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:22, archived)
# sniff.....
how true...

(woo!)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Those are some big-arse panda pants, right there.
 
woo!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:26, archived)
# I am a sucker
for a pair of giant pants.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:29, archived)
# It's good to see
some people putting this challenge to good use - v.woo
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:28, archived)
# What days
are the challenges changed?
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Wednesday Night
I believe
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:32, archived)
# thanks
you
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:35, archived)
# If only
somebody made a page with anwsers to questions like this...
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:32, archived)
# No need
for the unfluffyness
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:35, archived)
# I am not unfluffy
I am the fluffiest person on here. Quite literally.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:36, archived)
# it's true
I've met him. He put up with my company for at least half an hour. That's no mean feat! ;P
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Well
he didn't have to respond with an unfluffy answer to my question.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# he didn't
in my humble opinion. He merely hinted ina jocular way that the FAQ answers all of your questions...
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:50, archived)
# Okay,
i guess i was over-reacting


*sits in corner with dunce cap*
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha

(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:37, archived)
# mystery_bob
we miss you setting the challenges.

Why did you leave? What can we do to get you back? It it us? We can change. We can work at it. For the sake of the children, please, come back!
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:34, archived)
# It's Fraser's job now and he does it just fine.
I couldn't do it anyway, I work late on Wednesdays these days.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:38, archived)
# I think we actually miss the dictator element
But with lots of the whinging about some of the recent compos-- which are democratic and I like this!'d, it's at least forced us to look at the Image Challenge QoTW and click on things we actually want as challenges.

How long this lasts... who knows.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:39, archived)
# There was constant whinging about the challenges when I did them.
Every single week people moaned. That was for dictator challenges and the democratic ones.

There is no such thing as a bad challenge - it's just up to the board to make funny pictures for it.
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:44, archived)
# I don't remember too much whinging, but that says more about
my brain than anything else.

(I was mildly poking fun at all of the furore this week in me post up there ^. Hope I've not wound you up)
(, Mon 29 May 2006, 2:46, archived)
# "You may not see it, but that is one ugly panda bitch!"
Similtaniously reminded me of a Robin Williams sketch about why pandas don't mate (see above) and a SomethingAwful story about working at a chinese restaurant: One of the waters was dating the boss' daughter, who had gotten breast implants for her birthday. They were nice to look at, he's reported to the other staff, but if you actually touched them... not fun at all.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:09, archived)

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