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ITV gave me an excuse for this cheeky repost:

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:09, archived)

I hate her.

Gilliam McPatronising, I call her.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

gillian
makes-up-all-the-stuff-about gyaku-zuki beans not a real PhD McKeith?
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drunkenoaf, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

Yes
PhD from the Gimpsonian University of Utah
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:54, archived)

how old is she?
she looks like she's in her 60s but I don't think she's much past 40, which is a terrible advert for the nonsense she goes on about.

*edit - according to wikipedia she's 47ish
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

she'll never ever
say how old she is.

In Viz (I think) they said that if you are what you eat then she must live on a diet of mongoloid hamsters or something
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Liquid Crystal, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:19, archived)

hahaha aha

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

Dara O'Briain on Room 101
"If you are what you eat then she's obviously been on a diet of old trout."
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Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:31, archived)

Dara's live act in 2005
ripped into the midget witch bitch alot harder!
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drunkenoaf, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:35, archived)

I think I saw that specific Room 101
'Being from Ireland, a mainly Catholic country, as young kiddies, we got told that this is what protestants looked like'

What a line.
(The_Mop, Tue 30 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

i don't know who this asymmetrical-faced old shagbag is, but i like your style

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

Why can't the pointer
CARVE HER FUCKING FACE OFF??!!!!
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

Thought I'd share this unshopped pic

snapped on my phone a couple of months back on the M5
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

pumping it out across the country

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

full of creamy goodness

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

fnar
I saw a branch of this at stansted the other day, woo!
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Liquid Crystal, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

I do

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

lorries, a constant source of amusement

see?
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

^ This is very true.

It's a fact, by the way, that most lorries don't contain anything at all, other than a sadistic driver who is intent on making your journey hell.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:12, archived)

Grr
/shakes fist impotently
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Schrodinger, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:13, archived)

*Points and laughs*
You just admitted you're impotent!!!1

*Gets a hard-on to make you jealous*
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

pfft!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:18, archived)

hahaha
made me laugh
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 30 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

Hahaha
I saw a coach on the moterway nearly crash into another car at full speed- it was the scariest thing ever.

Only made funny by the fact the coach had GTA written in large letters on the side
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zedd, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

my mum got really angry with lorries driving down the hard shoulder
so she drove half her car into it just as another one was coming towards her

It was scary
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:16, archived)

on a similar note

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 30 May 2006, 0:21, archived)

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

*Trusts.*
Exce-fucking-lant.
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

ooh.
in your profile, that b3ta battle royale thingy. Tis very good, but I have to ask, why does somebody kill the undead James May?
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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

You can't kill the undead
only inconvenience them
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

I can.
I have a redeadenator.
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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:01, archived)

oooOOOOOoooOOooh
get you with your lardydah redeadenator
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

£7.99 from Argos.

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:02, archived)

I live in a country where Argos is but a dream

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:03, archived)

Wales?

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

You are the undead Les Dawson

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

Who told you!?

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:07, archived)

The undead Tony Hancock

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:08, archived)

the bastard.

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

...to answer your question
it's The Doctor.
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

its true

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

yay bod!

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

At least
Bod exists.
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

Day I met Bod I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with religion
But the size of his knob
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

'ello, 'ello, 'ello, whats going on 'ere then?

Part of an in-game animation I've got to do, but what's actually happening?

whoever guesses wins a prize*

_{*prize may be an utter let down and not actually a prize}
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:35, archived)

vampire attack
edit: they're having a hug
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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

close but no

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

fudge monkeys

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

she got bit in the neck by a snake
and he's sucking out the poison, or at least that's what he told officials
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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:37, archived)

colder

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:38, archived)

he's a bit dim
and he's trying to do the heimlick (that's not how it's spelt, is it?)
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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

RAPE.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

you've got to drop your obsession you know

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:41, archived)

i don't know what you could possibly mean.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

rape him
that will teach him!
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

just for you

(yes, the text is intentional, it sort of made sense)
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:46, archived)

oh dear lord....
what a wonderful notion :)
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

but uncomfortable and wrong
which is why I didn't even put it in a new thread
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

give us a clue toast
is anyone even close?
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

the award was given

Mr Sam got it - Zombie attack
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

can i have a
imtoostupidtonoticethesesthings prize?
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

yes here

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

it is rape, isn't it?
in other news... JAMES HEWITT AND REBECCA LOOS?

how the hell do these fucks continue to get on the television?
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100% of Gibbon, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:38, archived)

He's trying to remove her bra

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

thats what I thought when I did it
but no
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:37, archived)

is it rape?

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

struggling to undo a bra

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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:37, archived)

It's low fucking poly!!!!!
also, it's a zombie attack
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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:37, archived)

Yay!
Have a nobel peace prize

and yes, it is low poly, no really! ;)
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

ha ha
Its for a game!
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Liquid Crystal, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:21, archived)

he looks like
He's collapsed on her.

Has he been attacked, and then collapsed on her for support?
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:37, archived)

i was thinking hed been shot
and collapsed on her
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:43, archived)

Close enough

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

or if your going like 100% gibbon
hes been raped and has collapsed on her
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

is it
a passionate love bite
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hooker1uk when you least expect it - VIOLET!!!!!!, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

He's performing the Heinrich remover on her
but from the front

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Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:40, archived)

heimlich maneuver?

or perhaps some attempt at saving her from a tiny invisible SS Reichsfuhrer Heinrich Himmler ?
(exyzed, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

hes been shot
and has fallen on her
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

brrraaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnsssssss

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Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

bra
get it off!
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SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

shes been bitten by a poisonous animal
and hes sucking out the venom
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

Mrh?
Graaarrgh, harman!

Wooo! Very nice.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

He's begging her for oranges.
Either that or he's tripped over a stray teacup and fallen into her.
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:49, archived)

I like the oranges notion

Vitamin C is what all Zombies really desire
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

surely vitamin B?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:54, archived)

no
thats wolfmen
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:56, archived)

ZOMBIES
ZOMBIES
ZOMBIES
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Addyjoe, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:51, archived)

*sharpens mattock*
ive been waiting for this day all my life...
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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

That's a drunken embrace, innit
C'meeere luv
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BigWhiteTelephones, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

I think
He is giving her a really really large love bite. Before they do something else
(The lord Boo., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:57, archived)

I want your job.

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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:59, archived)

you can have it

I've been working too hard for too long.

Oh wait, you do mean the toilet job don't you?
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:04, archived)

No, the blow.
/obvious.
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 29 May 2006, 23:10, archived)

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:35, archived)

goodness!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

alien is a
oh, hang on
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Liquid Crystal, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:22, archived)

I'm back! With another beastie!
It's a metal spider that took way too long to make.

(Adzinger, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:28, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaargh

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:30, archived)

*examines tonsils for swelling*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:33, archived)

smashing

have a shout
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Jamnog and then, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

give it guns as well!

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

Yeah yeah
I'm not a miracle worker, get yer own guns.
(Adzinger, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:39, archived)

Excellent.

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Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:53, archived)

I have an overnight shift that I have to leave for in about 10 minutes
so it's...

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NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:20, archived)

A cheeky dirty alleycat who looks like he would shag you if you so much as turned your back

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:21, archived)

Oh, I've got one of those.

Gustavus

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Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:52, archived)

*joys*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:55, archived)

a devil duck!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:21, archived)

i dunno
but every time i refresh the page the image changes!:)
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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:23, archived)

WITCHCRAFT!!1!!!!

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NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:24, archived)

*attempts random thoughts*
draw a llama pimp with a drinking problem.
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:23, archived)

wearing
SPAM
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SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:26, archived)

A gay man doing something really funny
Such as wanting the right to vote or drive a car.

Haha, makes me smile just thinking about it...
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:27, archived)

toast
or something to do with the sound of music
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:31, archived)

jam mabey?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:45, archived)

a badger with a gun please.

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mrRush, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:32, archived)

SOME SORT OF FUCKING ANGRY BABOON.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:34, archived)

Terry Wogan
being eaten by Lordi's vocalist
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:34, archived)

enchanted trousers

(Cakie capable runt, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:48, archived)

Yay! 'Tis me. I'm proud to say I messed with the colours pixel-by-pixel!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

wern't these going around when b3ta was borked?

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:13, archived)

i dunno. i wasn't here when b3ta was b0rk3d.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:17, archived)

That's one fab hat
I recommend you get a glass eye for that thing you have going on there, though.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:17, archived)

perhaps she went out
to the east and got all slitty eyed*

*good old albert
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SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:19, archived)

I don't understand why people would pay money into the corporate hell-hole to buy an anarchy t-shirt
Nearly as ironic as Che Guerra ones.

Nice pic though.
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Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:19, archived)

what do you mean, sir?

EDIT: Nevermind, I understand.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

You missed a pixel
and I'm not telling you which one.
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friendlyfire, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:05, archived)

I left it out to see if you'd spot it

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:11, archived)

well you have a firey pixel stuck to your nose...and i'm not telling you which one!
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:20, archived)

Now I'm confused....
What does the cross symbolize?

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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:07, archived)

Now I'm confused
Why have you done that with him?!
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:08, archived)

Not sure...
Just seemed like he needed something.
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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

PIMP!
That is all.
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:08, archived)

why?

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

That
is truly disturbing. Well done.
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:12, archived)

Ya,
It was sort of disturbing before I touched it.
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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:15, archived)

I know.
Which makes me wonder why on earth you wanted to touch it...
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:17, archived)

*

*insert touch it joke here
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SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:17, archived)

let me help...
It was sort of disturbing ~~before~~ while I touched it myself for a few hours.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:40, archived)

What does the cross symbolise?
Christianity I would assume?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:20, archived)

She's no lady!
NobbyNobby biro mash time for b3ta

bigger!
Previously: 53 52 51 50 49 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32
31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Biro art
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NobbyNobody got fired by the NHS for being sick, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:06, archived)

ooooh wow thats great

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:09, archived)

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:11, archived)

Is the offer of tea subtle
so people don't take you up on it?
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:14, archived)

Stylish as always
Lovely.
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Tart Monkey, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:12, archived)

Brilliant, as usual.
have a woo.
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:13, archived)

heh wow!
brilliANT ;)
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Herbicide wants a word., Mon 29 May 2006, 22:16, archived)

heh heh! neither is this one. :)

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mrRush, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:34, archived)

Holy fuck!
You're up to 54 now!? Don't you sleep?

(bloody woo as always though)
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Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:36, archived)

very nice!

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Purple Onion, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:42, archived)

__________________________

Hello everyone!

click for big
(steben, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:04, archived)

thats all of the lovely

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:07, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYE

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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:10, archived)

HELLO OVER THERE!
*shouts*
(steben, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:14, archived)

ooooh luvly

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 22:10, archived)

That's lully
woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:16, archived)

'ning

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BigWhiteTelephones, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

ha ha
excellent
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naD, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:36, archived)

hehe
badgers!
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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

Snake!!
/runs
(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Mon 29 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

Arf!
Nice knee movement!
(Dooley, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:41, archived)

Topsome work, sir!
*clicks*
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Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

Ahh, the meme that runs and runs
or should that be crouches and crouches?

Nice work.
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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:44, archived)

hahaha

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Mushroom, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:45, archived)

haha!
all of the class.
*clicks*
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deodar ant the horror, the horror, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:51, archived)

I laughed at this
I did.
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Tart Monkey, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:53, archived)

pffft!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:58, archived)

very well done!

the pants (ehrm, trousers you British nazis)
are especially well animated.
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Purple Onion, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:13, archived)

that's excellent
*clicks*
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:44, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
that's much funnier that it should be.
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mofaha, Mon 29 May 2006, 22:50, archived)

Much preferred to the original.
Simple humour for my simple mind.
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Black Moon Spock's Scanner part 3 available now!, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:14, archived)

Worldfootball championchip
And they will be there!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

Time for
I have no idea what this is all about old chap, do you care to enlighten me?

Ohh, I get it. I think.

Took me waaay too long...
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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:41, archived)

she's a crafty one alright

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:43, archived)

Took me ages.
Woo.
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Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:44, archived)

Aaaarrrrggghhh it's the dreaded house fairy

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

Run!
Run for your very lives!
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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

houses?
evil things.

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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:43, archived)

oooh thats great

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 21:46, archived)

*gulp*
woo
(ieatbananas, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:47, archived)

randy little buggers too

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discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:54, archived)

im so sorry...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

Now animate it bursting into flames...
*woot*
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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

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mofaha, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:32, archived)

good work :)

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Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

:D
great
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Jamnog and then, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

haha!
manatee was on countdown earlier!

_{(as a word, not a contestant)}
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Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

haha thats great

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

he he he

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naD, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

right own up
who was it who posted the message telling me id spelt it wrong when i hadnt, who was it?!?!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

*cleek* *cleek* *cleek* *cleek* *cleek* *cleek* *cleek*
*cleeks*

hugh manatee!
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discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:55, archived)

in recompense for earlier shit...more shit!

(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

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prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

Narngeeerrrrrrr

(joggerman, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:11, archived)

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prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

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mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

how very
odd
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We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

How very
dada
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BigWhiteTelephones, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

ace!
ninjas rool!!!
(discodaz if you voted for cameron, you are a CUNT!, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

But can Ninja beat pirate?
woo
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

on land..
or at sea?
(discodaz if you voted for cameron, you are a CUNT!, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

in SPACE!

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We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

no one can hear you
Yarr!!!
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

woo!

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mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

NINJAS!

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We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

class! :)

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prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

woo!

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 21:34, archived)

the rare winking beadle crab...

(discodaz if you voted for cameron, you are a CUNT!, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

Did you say winking?

(Cakie capable runt, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

that took a while to sink in
then I guffawed like a blessed
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discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

A gnome being sucked off by a deer
I found this piece of pure filth placed randomly in a bit of Chilterns woodland earlier on.

At least he bought it flowers.
(ormondroyd, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

That wasn't random...
I left him there to attract other gnomes.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

you know... that looks more like a fawn to me.....
call the pedo police!!!!
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TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

What a knobhead

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

Well...
Your mother was shot, you never knew your father, on your own in a big forest...
What would you do for money if you were Bambi?
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Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

whatever the bambi thing is doing
that gnome bloody loves it

look at that smile!!

is it my twisted imagination or is he licking his lips in delight?
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discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

Hmmm... If this were ice cream
would it be gnome, Alaska?
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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

animate it!
hard!
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=974606
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mofaha, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

Well, if I must.

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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

eek, he's snapped
he's going to kick the poo out of the big chickenchimeras
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discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

nope just the 'guins next door

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Mon 29 May 2006, 23:00, archived)

he'll be swiping it
given half the chance :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

that's what i call
bear knuckle boxing
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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

ha ha ha
thats lovely

he'd punch clean through that in real life of course
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HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

or
he'd just maul it!
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naD, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

arrr
jimlads
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dogigniter Putting the um, in bum, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

Fight!

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Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

bring it!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

top anim
you should 280px it wide and try your luck
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Reckless_Rik, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

Ya.. I should have
.
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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 20:57, archived)

Hahahaha
That's top!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

Everyone loves

bit 'a boxin'
(Ged, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

Isn't that a foul?
>S<
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LS18 bandwagon day for no-talent pricks :(:(, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

oooh thats great :)

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 29 May 2006, 21:35, archived)

How splendid.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 29 May 2006, 21:55, archived)

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