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# RolfHarrisonFord

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:56, archived)
# amazing
t'ra for now b3ta

I feel the m621 calling...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Byeeeee m'lovely

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Byyee
don't crash.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:58, archived)
# i sense sarcasm
pfft, yeah. right!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Looking Strangely
Like Jeff Goldblum
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Bush makes surprise visit to Baghdad

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Politics is well cleverer than me.
Nice shoppage.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:56, archived)
# He's got...
well manicured hands.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
how wonderfully cynical :D
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Jolly Jag's Cartoon Time

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# nice

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I keep forgetting you're him
hello sir

how fares thee?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:52, archived)
# who's him?
i'm cool, how are you
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:52, archived)
# That fella what you used to be
I'm not as cool as I could be with the addition of Air ~Con
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Admiral Drew died in a horrible breville-related accident
the police said the details shouldn't be released for fear of vomit
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)
# pfft
Does anyone have the handy stats link for b3ta? You know the one showing who has posted the most in each month etc?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# What?
Where where?

7
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I dunno, thats what I want to know.
My proudest moment was getting into the top 20 for one month (night-shift)

If anyone know please tell us.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Happy toast followed by me
the end


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hey i was pretty good when i started
then exams got in t'way and HappyToast beat me

dammit
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:53, archived)
# no
his posts are quality . . . you! you're not even a proper lord!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I had never heard of it :O



5
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Now that i know that exists im gonna
whore you guys good
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
# didn't that stop months and months ago?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Are you trying to make me cry?
ARE YOU?

*sobs*

Tell me tis not true...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# b3ta.com/stats is password protected now
It did tend to add a little elitism to the site with the big posters throwing their weight around
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:42, archived)
# bollocks to the top posters
i liked the random quotes!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson says 'POW!'
Hehehe! Me too!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i feel so cut-off and uncared for!
*emos*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I NEVER!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I've got a few of the "big posters" on ignore
Helps raise the signal to hugfest ratio
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:52, archived)
# *cries*


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:53, archived)
# some people are just annoyed by some people
I have several on ignore

but nobody nice

although i did for a while
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:56, archived)
# you, my friend,
are one of our best and brightest hug ratio signal increasers.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Its ok Dave, everyone loves you
Although you could do with adding more eskimos
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:59, archived)
# didnt that die ages ago?
last time i saw the board stats was about 2004
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Ha! ace
Also...seams?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I think I must have done that one for them!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# is that allowed?

or is it like blasphemy or B3ta treason or something?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Listening Party at VictorME
Since so many people crashed the party last night, our servers decided to crash along with it. CLICK HERE at 2:00PM CST and listen to the new Roxette and Scatman John records. You must be a registered member of VIctorME, register here!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Eat arse bitch lips
*joins*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:32, archived)
# but his screen name is "rockdude!"
surely he must be a dude that likes rock?


*removes tongue from cheek*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Or just a dude who is grey, boring and heavy?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)
#
re

+a
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:11, archived)
# or you can fuck off

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# yours was better

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# ta - I like being sweary

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
# "Bitch lips"
- classic.

What a weapon!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *unleashes bitch lips*
Does have a certain wring to it
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# are talking, leprosy-encrusted lips of a hooker?
or the lips of a female dog?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Yay! Spam!
you great big spacker :)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Mmmmmm
the cool fresh aroma of SPAM!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# This is you...

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# oh noes...
^^ likey
... I'm getting funny looks now for stifling a loud giggle ...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
#

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
# lovely ham

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Hahah
Sorry ;)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I LOVE this!!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# YAY! better than mine

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Yay, ham

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)
# flap flap flap flap flap flap flap!

yay!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:49, archived)
# This ones better


(Really, any excuse to post it)

Hello!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Is it a tit?
;)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:53, archived)
# no excuse needed!
woo
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Nice flaps!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)
# foxtrot oscar
uniform see you next tuesday
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# f o u?
RIS?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# fuck off u
cunt

F O U C U N T
*only by way of translation*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
# there's no need for that

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
# i gathered you would do that...
... but i stand by what i said


*shakes fist*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# you can't alan, you can't!
there's no need for that
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# yeah what have i ever done to you
*sulks*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# aaahhhhh ahahahahahahaha
13 years younger than me!!!!





cashback
*punches air*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Fuck Off U
C U Next Tuesday
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
#
piss off a bit
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaa, this.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hoho!
you're going to get burst!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# I'll say this in a nice way,

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# oh he knows what he's doing
especially as so many people crashed the party last night
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Hahah!
That was the best entry for that compo :D


6
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# burn like a burning burny thing you knob

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is brilliant :D
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *burns*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I love this

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Go and thrust a banana in your mouth, you titweasel.

i just registered 10 fake accounts. if we all did that nice and quick it'd might fuck up his server
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
# *gets naked, bends over, spreads cheeks, invites you to dine out*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
# How about this for a plan
I tell you to stick it up your arse, and then you do so?

I like that plan. CYA

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
# i'd rather feltch a rancid goats anus then go anywhere near you and youe spamming gheyness.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# i'll join in...
... cos ur obviously a purple veined custard chucker!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Yay!
Stolen windowz! I got lots of those!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *looks sheepish*
erm...
as it happens its my work PC!!! canny eh?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)
# errr.
I like it - but you spelt safety wrong, the second time - not being pedantic - I want to use it on the Chelsea web page, if that's ok?
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 0:11, archived)
# fucking get to fuck you fucking fuckfucker

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *bleep machine melts*


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:42, archived)
# does b3ta have records/award...
such as the quickest reply/most replies etc? this has got to be the fastest grown one i've seen...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:54, archived)
# You sir
are a cunt.


Edit: Yes! You funny, funny mod!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:07, archived)
#

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:29, archived)
# that's no moon...

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:31, archived)
# hmmm
I don't think I'd like to wee in one of those
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Why not?
looks like fun
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:52, archived)
#
because one of those buggers might try to take a bite outta my penis
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:04, archived)
# How odd...

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# the
Waterboys by any chance?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 17:26, archived)
# let us prey

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# cucumber prey

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:17, archived)
# i leek it

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Carrot you two behave for two seconds!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:19, archived)
# swedeserve some better puns that these!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:24, archived)
# lettuce all calm down

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Yes, what we need is
some peas and quiet
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Someone will always
Turnip with more!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:27, archived)
# and so it goes onion and on

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:27, archived)
# no....
... thats chalotte!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:28, archived)
# You'd better think of some more
or Dave will be along in his blue hat to arrestew
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I'm gonna wait lentil
someone else makes some puns if you're gonna be like that!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:28, archived)
# oh my!
what a marvelous thread!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:29, archived)
# and where's your spring punion?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
#
I knew I had forgotten something
*hangs head in shame*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
# he's bean and gone and lost it!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Auber-
genius!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Artechokes over now!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:30, archived)
# not by a long shallot!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# It's becoming
a bit cucumbersome though
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# but it would make me s(al)ad
to stop now . . .


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
# pfft
kiss my arrrrtechoke


haha, had to
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw! Woo!



(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ello you!
'snot mine! but it IS Braw! Cocodaye Miasere made it for me!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:18, archived)
# S'vere braw David.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:18, archived)
# You dirty great copycat.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:18, archived)
# i'm just a dedicated follower of fashion

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:26, archived)
# HAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Take on me...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:19, archived)
# taaaaaaaaaaaaaake me ooooooooooon
take on me
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:25, archived)
# 2 for 2
going well my friend
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Yay!



8
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:20, archived)
# HAHAhahaa...ha...oh whats the point
/manicly depressed marvin


/is not actually depressed
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!

well done CM
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:27, archived)
# braw indeed!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:29, archived)
# excellent
koogas approved
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Bah!
Why has none of my stuff ever been Koogas approved?


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:22, archived)
# this fella'll join in

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Braw!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:28, archived)
# teehee
teh Praying Mathis
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
# :)

Page 1
Page 2
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:14, archived)
# WOOf
.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# lege-fucking-ndary
as per usual Mr jack

Woo/Yay my friend
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# WOO!
nurse sally is all the sexy


for a cartoon that is.

and i'm loving the cartoon strip.

[edit]JJ, have you tried making the entire SA file a PDF upload to LULU?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
#
Lulu's converters f**k-up comic book pages, even if it's a PDF.
I'm gonna try Comixpress.com
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:32, archived)
# on my sketch book i wanted edge to edge printing
and it didn;t seem to pass it through any converters when i uploaded the whole thing as one PDF.

comixpress looks good. *bookmarks*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
#
It works with the smaller sized books, it's just the comic-size that seems to cause problems.
It's a known bug and there is some stupidly complex way around it....but I don't have time, so I'm looking elsewhere....
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Are you COMPLETELY skint?

WOO!

I'd bid for Scarlet in front of the fan if I thought TLH would let me put it on the wall . . .

*applauds*


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:16, archived)
# amazing
Kurt Russel Station eh?

I like your hummus

plaster cast - Kurt Russel station!

up really high - wooo

when's page three coming?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Sorry,
You'll have to wait till tomorrow for the next exciting episode......
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Yay for Nurse Sally...
...Say... JJ... When are you going to colour in that comic? :D
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:18, archived)
# When I've time.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Hooray for more Nurse Sally!
Woo!

Make sure you tell us when the first one is ready for sale!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Braw!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Hurrah
A sequel to the critically acclaimed Nurse Sally.

Hope it is a sequel and not a Hollywood style "reimagining"
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:28, archived)
# "Hello nurse!"
fantastic
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:30, archived)
# HOORAY!
she finally returns!
i'm not leaving this computer till the next update...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:32, archived)
# See you in 23 hours.
*passes bedpan*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
# okay.
*shivers in excitement*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
# ?
Excrement?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 18:27, archived)
# OI!
That's my HAT!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)
# not anymore, mr. Hat...
*diabolical laugh*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Since pengiuns are currently flavour of the month,
Meet Perci the preposterous penguin.



(Also available in a bap)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I like his preposterously large feet!
Woo!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yay! :)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:11, archived)
# AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill it!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*


10 :p
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hehe



590
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I like Perci the preposterous penguin

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Have a pea from last night


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:14, archived)
# What a beauty

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I like yours, he looks especially waddly.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:16, archived)
# :D
Yayy! Penguins!


9
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hurrah!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Cor!
Thats gorgeous.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I like him!
and a bizzare fluff attack: www.beedogs.com
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Smashing!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Preposterous!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:17, archived)
# carrie me away to salems lot

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Fancy!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:07, archived)
# smells like a bandwaggon to rival ANYTHING GOES
to me . . .


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Nothing,
I repeat nothing will ever rival that!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Nothing can beat the ANYTHING GOES!
Give him what for and send him to Coventry
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:12, archived)
# err . . .


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:13, archived)
# no
im dave the hat
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hi Dave the Hat
clever fake profile!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:17, archived)
# fake? ;)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:20, archived)
# OI!
He's no fake! I am!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:21, archived)
# No
that guy up there's Dave the Hat
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# so who am I?


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I reckon you are both Dave the Hat
I bet you can't both post at the same time
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:24, archived)
# You're quite obviously 'Sir Dave the Hat - 50,000! - Ta!'

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I Vertainly am!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)
# pfffft
that is all
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:08, archived)
# eeevil :)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:10, archived)
# :¬)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you have would tourettes, you!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:¬)

*twitches*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Keshian Dog Soldiers

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Another Feist fan?
They are indeed dogs.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I wondered if anyone would get the ref
woo to you sir!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *waits for Flight of the Nighthawks to go small paperback*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I have all he's done in Hardback
just finished reading Flight

:)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I just don't
have the room to buy books in hardback! My flat would be even more full than it is now.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:09, archived)
# quickly
burn them before they start barking
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Dogs!
Yay!

(I don't get it, but it's very fuffy.)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:06, archived)
# its like "CATS"
only it's Dogs


:)

*glomp*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Hee hee hee.
Yay.

*encases in glomp*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Cor!
nice dogs!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:07, archived)
# i curse the sun so i can howl at the moon
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowl!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I have no idea why....


these arnt my cats before any one starts calling the RSPCA
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)
# ive just nearly....
sprayed my water all over my keyboard at work.... you really should put a warning for this kind of stuff!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:59, archived)
# NEED!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I have unleashed an animation MONSTER!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:03, archived)
# tis the truth....
congrats on the 50k big man!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ta


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:23, archived)
# pfft!
And an additional "woo" for the username :¬)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Seen those cats before actually...


13
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:04, archived)
# GAH
Shoot anyone that would do this to their fluff.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:07, archived)
# yay
funny cat hats!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:22, archived)
# All this St. Georges Cross talk made me think of...

Ian Parsley's favourite Linux distro.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:54, archived)
# does teh Beadle have a big hand version?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *whoosh*
That would be pushing "RedHat" a bit too far!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# A Beadle clock for teaching the time to infants
"when the little hand is on the..."

must've bindun
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Haha!
This! With bells on!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:59, archived)
# yesteday
I think.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:59, archived)
# by DTH
now I remember. He reposted it.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# pfft
:¬)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:56, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHH!
:D
woo
this is the 2nd time ive posted about my gf in as many minutes but... when i first went out with her we were in bed and i sat forward to get my phone... she said
"Chris, r u prodestant or catholic?" to which i replied
"I dont care"... then the funny little bitch slapped me on the back with the flat of her hand and said "YOUR A PROD NOW Y'HUN!" ARRGGHH!
*red hand of ulster*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:56, archived)
# haha
nicely done. guessing youre a fellow scot judging by the sig suggestion ;)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:57, archived)
# aye.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)
# bend over and let me redden my hand upon your bare arse
:)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ah
"YOU'RE A PROD NOW Y'HUN!" ARRGGHH!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:08, archived)
# *spanky pankies*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:09, archived)
# They're rampaging around London now..


Previously


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:48, archived)
# perfect timing

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:49, archived)
# be somebody

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)
# We all gotta wear clothes...
...and if you don't, you get arrested.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Or be somebodys fool.
Did you ever see that? I got it on t'intenet once. It's a wonder his career died.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:27, archived)
# ...turkey

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Shameless question
as a noob with regards to the animation scene. Where would one find ickle video clips such as the one you used?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:01, archived)
# a good place is
www.altavista.com/video
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I am now a happy gibbons
thank you very much kind sir
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hey neato!
I haven't used AltaVista in years, but I will now!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:06, archived)
# On a simular vein
anyone know of a file converters to gif format that can be used from dvds? That's free
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:11, archived)
# :O
Yay!

*clicks*

19
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
needs more flags
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)
# hurrah!
woo

and t'ra all! i'm going to buy some chocolate and go to work!xx
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Have Green & Blacks cherry flavour
'bye!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:56, archived)
# watch out for boy racers

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Yay!
14
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Not so fluffie!


I have no idea why......
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ARGH!
that's ashally quite scary
but i'm not too worried cause i can't eay oranges anyway
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I like the shocked look on his face...
....like you have just found his hiding place!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)
# How queer :{

but nicely done
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I know why!
Because.


So there.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# he's just afraid
youre gonna eat him. woo for random gollumfruitiness!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that would scare the shitting life out of me if i unpeeled that.

WOO!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# It would scare the peeling life out of me if I shat it!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Gollum?
In an orange?

20
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Snakes?
On a plane?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# A Newsagent?
In your garden?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Garlic?
Bread?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Booked it
on't teletext?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:57, archived)
# You got an -ology?
You're a scientist?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:03, archived)
# A scientologist?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I hope that's a clemintine
or I have a totally different reason to be scared shitless by this pic
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# The board is wonderfully terrifying today.
Your pic reminds me of Berserk.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# horribly splendid

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ninja bunnies *rock*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:38, archived)
# but do they roll?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# they flip out!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# .
maybe if you push them down a hill.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Bunnies?
Pfft.......



(woo)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# woo! ninja bunnies

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Arf!
I love the expression on the bird :)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I knew it was too unfluffy to be true
woo
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)
# was this...
... in retaliation the pic posted y'day where the bunny was eaten by the stork?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# uh-hu
t'was
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I thought the idea of this amused me
But now I'm not so sure.



Why oh why oh why oh why do so many of the flags now have 'ENGLAND' written across the centre of them? I always thought that the point of a flag was that the combination of shapes and colours indicated which country it was for! If you can't even work out which country uses the St. George's cross as its flag, why not just have a white rectangle with 'ENGLAND' written on it? What the fuck are these things? My First England Flag? Educational toys for 3 year olds? Do they get these flags at the Early Learning Centre or what?

Grrr.

/rant mode deactivated
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:31, archived)
# St George
was a Turk who lived his life in Palestine anyway
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# CHAV! LOL!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ...

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# him, not you!
Duh!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# phew!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# You're not telling me that you're
STILL not reading the BT2006?


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# st george never really existed...
... or at least there's no proof... its widely believed that St George was a christian reworking of a greek myth... the gorgan one methinks*...


typical sodding church!

*as in, the killing of (dragon)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *cue rant-filled reply from prodigy69 ;)*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha damn you! :)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ya bitter scot!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# *sniff* :)


you fuckers steal all my fun
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *steals fun*

*pinches arse while there*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Yay to arse pinching

I have no hummus today so shall be a pea roasting whore instead
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# i love massive roast threads after a TW
although it's usually just me whoreing every post i've ever made
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Meh...
someone's gotta do it I suppose
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)
# too right!

but i only ever roast things once.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:04, archived)
# haha you know i'm only pulling your leg
:)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ya! :)








cnuts!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ECDubbya......ECW......
*choke slams*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *smacks with chair*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)
# *farts*
*follows through*


wait, that aint supposed to happen...
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *taps out*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *gets up*
*Thorws into commentators desk*

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo

/flair
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# You have a good point there
it only further establishes the stupidity of those bloody flags.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# It's so it's not mistaken as a first aid box.
I'm posting a paint doodle here that I like but is probably not good/relevant enough to have its own thread. Sorry.


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I may not know much about art
but I know what I like.
Woo!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# haha this
woo to the pic!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# First aid kits?
You mean those green things with small white crosses?



Also: Mild Peril and Beans made me laugh.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Smart Arse

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:08, archived)
# The board's gone sublime
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# that's super!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:03, archived)
# well, i don't like that apparently football is the only way to be patriotic
i find drinking tea in the afternoon and saying "what-what" patriotic enough, ta.

www.b3ta.com/board/6014596
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# and spiffing?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# and 'pip-pip'

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Don't you lot
say "cherri-o" as well? ;)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:38, archived)
# i do
and toodle-pip
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Well ... Cheery-o, but yes.

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Naaah
but UB40 sing it
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Och Aye!
*lifts kilt to reveal pendulous scrotum"
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# with little pencil stub almost hidden?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# You knows it!
You could almost mistake it for a pube
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I thought I had a pube 'til I pissed out of it

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# pendulous.
arf!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# pendulous
what did you do different?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
#
pendulous scrotum scrofulous pendulum
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I Find in the States
the only way you can be patriotic is if you have sexual relations with your sibling, or Join the Army
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I thimk it is so that they are not mistaken for hospitals
and bombed by USofA/Israel/insert relevant hate object nation state with a penchant for blowing the fuck out of the innocents & no respect for the Genevive convention
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I direct you to this
www.b3ta.com/board/6017512

Which in my opinion deserves much more credit as it is so woo!

But yeah I agree with you. It sort of makes the whole thing pointless!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Spooky stuff


I can't believe the top post was another flag one, I look like a proper rip merchant.

Heartily concur with the notion that a true patriot doesn't need the name of his or her country written across their frickin flag. Clearly the word is their to differentiate between the merely obnoxious and the truly retarded.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I thought that!
There's a flag on a house near me that said come on england, and I just imagined whipping out my willy and taking a tug on the floor.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# My word...
... it's even formed into an arty wanking man
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I'm always a bit disappointed
they don't have "Engerland" written on them
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# It's all related to this:
Retards put them on their cars.
1. It's not brave wearing your tribe's colours in your own territory, nor is it when you're in big groups in neutral nations, rioting.

2. They like the noise. And wasting 10% fuel consumption per flag.


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:38, archived)
# ^this^
I saw a car on Sunday with four flags

And I thought "BREAK THEM OFF! HEHEHEHEHE!"

But I didn't :D
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I saw a builder's van
with flags lashed to the racks, making 5 total.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Lots of other places also use the Flag of St. George
we don't have a monopoly on him
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Like who?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)
# bit late here
but Georgia does
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:21, archived)
# norn iron uses the st georges cross

your point is rendered null and void
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Well, that and the Red Hand of Ulster on it.


And a yellow background. Oddly:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Ulster
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Flag_of_Northern_Ireland.svg
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I know
But I thought the yellow one was odd.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Not quite...

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)
# No it's not.
Presumably you mean one or other of the Ulster flags which use the cross as part of their flag, not as their flag.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)
# funnily enough...
i was in an italian restaurant last night and my lass saw an england flag with funny writing on it (or so she said) and she said "ENGUANO" that must be italian for ENGLAND... I turned round and laughed at her

"the flag is translucent and it says ENGLAND on both sides! muppet"

"WOMEN FOR GODS SAKE KNOW UR LIMITS"
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:55, archived)
# More muppets and puppets...
In the Black and Pink Stripey Windmill, It's Rod Hull and Emo!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)
# pffft!
*click*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha nice!~

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Random Repost!
To celebrate 'BT-finally-fixed-our-Internets' day!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:29, archived)
# congrats
*pimps own previous posts*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Woo!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Not again!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# have something non digital but still sort of arty.

different angle to prevent stupid shitty flash thing :/
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:29, archived)
# PARP
woo :D
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:31, archived)
# stencil?
nice trumpet
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:31, archived)
# That's rather neat
how did you do it? from the other angle it kinda looks like paint but not from this one.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:31, archived)
# parp!


is that on canvas?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# canvas
stencil
spraypaint
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# *needs to think of something to paint on canvas


*hmmm
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# i might put one of your underlings on one canvass
and the other on another one and sell them

/profits (;
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I may do that at some point


/sues
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# *repays via bumming*

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# TROMPETTE!
WOO!


(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# interestingly
the trompette is the vibrating bridge used to give hurdy gurdies their distinctive buzzing sound
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# and trompete is how the germans spell trumpet

(:
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# ah well they would y'see

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# and TUTT
is a strumpet

*rumble of approaching geek-herd desperate to defend a fair maiden's honour*

;^)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:38, archived)
# what's that got to do with the price of fish?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# /autocomplete?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)
# just checked profile for evidence to back up assertion ^
'kin hell, it's like the National TUTTrait Gallery in there!

www.b3ta.com/board/6017988 - I rest my case
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# yeah well
it's not like i ASK people to draw me, they just do!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# and what a fine subject you are
I may do you myself one day :)
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# haaaaaaaaahahahaha

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:53, archived)
# That's fairly excellent.
And very neat.


Woo.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# lovely! :)

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ooh
nice
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Haha...

Most woo :D
& a damn side better that any of the crap I post *jealous*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# that's BALLS

i think your police bird was absolutley SPOT on
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hehe
Thanks

*hugs*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I can't believe it.
I made almost the exact thing. I mean exact!

I used ink and steel wool to scrape it off.

I really would post a picture, if I had seen this up higher on the board.

The only thing is, I made mine in 1967.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Today's Episode of Sesame Seed Bap was brought to you by...



(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# not any more I don't
is that a biroguin?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# pen-heron?

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)
# the letters A and K
and the number 47?
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# *rata a tat a tat*
*goes on spilling kree*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# that kid's
a columbine harvester

*thinks of new, sick shop to go away & work on hehehehe*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Can it self-write?
Topshop!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 15:29, archived)

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