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# I should go to bed but im too lazy

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Dead Girls Dont Screem
Go and have some fun...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# that used to happen to me all the time.
woo!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)
# you used to fall into tins of paint?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:58, archived)
# yup,
usually grey paint as well.

what are the chances?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:59, archived)
# wow thats magic!

(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Let this "angel" guide Bob home

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Bob is an EMO!
AICMFP
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Bob is YOU!
aicmfp
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)
# but i'm a girl!

(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Thats what they all say

(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:15, archived)
# shhhh dont confuse me!!

(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:18, archived)
# without the text
i think this would be really beautiful
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 1:27, archived)
# I just tried to Comic Book my mates.
You Likey?



Im thinking of trying to do something to pass the time at work!

Can you come up with a couple of names for them and a role, detectives, lovers, haters emo's! Anything...

{:}o)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)
# I think one of them should be called Mike

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# OH MY LOL!!!
HAHAHAHHA corckeR"
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ...
I Like your thinking there
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# I like it
very Sin city esq : )
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# oops
wrong forum altogether.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Get banished you Sooty bothering,
cock snaffling fuckwit.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Mick and Jonesy
they run a youth soccer league at the local pub and have many mis-adventures with their slightly nutty girlfriends.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# taaaaake ooonnnnnn meeeeee!
A-ha that's good
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Knowing me, knowing you..
*cups ear*

...


A ha?
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)
# nice.
it looks a bit like the cut-scenes from the first Max Payne, game

which were obviously based on comic art... *belms at self*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# kinda rainy

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Aye It Dont Shine in Crewe
It dont do much here to tell ya the truth...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# "Loud and Clear"

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)
# i made a comic out of a parrot a while back


it was supposed to be like one of those american comics, the ones with good art and bad printing

edit - *prefers yours
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:00, archived)
# WYH
Yes
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:12, archived)
# a walk in the park

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)
# STOMPY STOMPY
Yay :D
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Ahhh! yes.
Wonderful.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Class!
Woo AND Yay
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)
# that's ace :D

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
#
favourite wife
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# /forum

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Yay!
That's fantastic :) You've used more scaling on the background as it recedes. It really works well :)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# i have been playing :)
it's better than i've managed before but i think i need to play some more.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hehe - this has cheered me up!
cos i was all of the unhappy:

30 needle holes from lumbar puncture!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# lumbar punctures are bloody awful.
i had one a couple of years ago with no anesthetic.

*shudder*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)
# ugh,
they do them with a local - but how do you get the local in: by shoving needles in yous spine - so the anasthetic hurts just as much as the fucking LP.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:58, archived)
# they nearly gave me the anesthetic, until they checked my medical records and realised it would have probably killed me.
/stupid rare medical condition blog.

i can't imagine having 10 lumbar punctures done :(

*offers cake*
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:06, archived)
# yay cake!
*feels better*
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:24, archived)
# marrow?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)
# measuring pressure of CSfluid
cos mine is too high.

took three dotctors three hours to get the fucking needle in!

this was my 9th - i have another one next week. *sniffles*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)
# ouches!
one was enough for me...

*hides from pointy needles*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)
# aww
have another happy pic

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:58, archived)
# yay!
*flooomp*
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)
# that...
is the BEST yet!
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)
# yay!
thank you!
*joys*
*hugs*
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:25, archived)
# I had to hold my 2 year old son down
along with 3 nurses, in order for him to be checked for meningitis. He hated me for weeks after that.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:20, archived)
# that must be awful
*hugs*
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:25, archived)
# that's brill!
now do "A wank in the pank" please
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# He has
A forest being sucked into his head :(
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# damn it.
that's exactly what i was about to say.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Too slow
:)
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:00, archived)
# guess so.
-snaps fingers damn-
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:08, archived)
# that's why her hair
is standing on end
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)
# I am
Not good with genders it appears. This may explain a lot.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:14, archived)
# justifiable confusion in this case i think
to be honest i'm not 100% sure myself
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:32, archived)
# that's terrifying
and I can't say why
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry]


at least it's a change from all the Big Brother variants
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# i had the idea for something similar AGES ago
Bible Idol!
made a crappy free website for it aswell!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# *vooooosh*

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Oh yes!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# haha!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I was just looking at this in my files

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# heh, i'd completely forgotten about the jaws bandwagon.. :D
if it starts up again, don't tell anyone it was my fault...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)
# *Points the accusing finger of blame*
hehe
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hehe

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Ha ha
haven't seen him in a while :)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# ah, he was one of your random flikr people wasn't he?
he gets about a bit.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)
#

no better but bigger

inspired by the aids post below
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# bigger
is always better
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Mmm, I like the salty ones.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Once you pop....

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# ...You cant stop..
Yet it comes with a resealable lid?

...I'm sure I've stolen that joke from somewhere...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Arf!
I'm sure a tube of pringles has been used as a sex toy at some point.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# You could say that about most things.

*Eyes up salt shaker suspiciously*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)
#
www.jackinworld.com/expert/05simul.html
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)
#
everything2.net/index.pl?node_id=1811758
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# That's a bookmark, isn't it.
Admit it.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# hahahahha

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# it's got to be cheaper to hire a whore
than some of those suggestions!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Yeah pringles can be expensive

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# "get a condom slightly too big"
well that's me out of the picture.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# There is a funnier sentence a little further down.
"You will need Vaseline (petroleum jelly — not Vaseline Intensive Care hand lotion)..."
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Hand lotion works fine...
er...I mean does it really say that, how interesting
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Clost fit is a nice way of saying small....
www.14-condoms.co.uk/durex-condoms/durex-close-fit-condoms.html
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Close fit for me......

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# not all of us have to fuck a wheely bin though...

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# You haven't met the wife!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahha
good times.... good times....
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Desperate times man...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Do you think they left the pringles in?
and/or had the top on?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I'd hope not
I'm sure it would be nice to munch on something whilst pounding for Britain :D
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Where's the pringles tube?
Yes it does doesn't it.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# nice

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# She's gorgeous

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Cor!
Update me when the beard's in full glory. Then I'll fwap my eyes out.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# click
for full stubbly glory
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# top shop!~

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Have a lemony gangster

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha,
That's ace!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# i am liking you anims muchly.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Thanks!
Though they're not a patch on yours...gotta love the space hopper chasing the guy down the hall!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:47, archived)
# cheers!
yours involve drawing, which is something i'm rubbish at, so you get bonus points!
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Old Home Movies?


Laura was looking good!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# boobies!
.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# oh dear

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# heh

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Oh god no...
...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Experimenting with Artrage2
I R the big scary seamonster
Rarrrrgghhh!
CFB
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# TROGDOR!!one

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# The one and only
Burninator?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# *burninates*
/ac
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# *sworded*

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# oooh, that's good
Woo!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Woo yay!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
# very nice

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# smashing.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Have a late night repost.
A helicopter gunsheep


and a Ewe boat

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Far in the distance
of an alien vista?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# they are using stealth technology, innit
as I get the "no iiiiimage thing"
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# isset?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ah!
now they's appeared!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# no point
in continuing this train of conversation then :(
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I can send them back into hiding if you prefer.
Or you could just shut your eyes and pretend they are invisible.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# what invisible flying sheep!!
*fears*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)
# No!
If I close my eyes then I disappear too!
It's a paradox that I'm yet to resolve.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Thats some quality punnage
Woorific
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)
# man boooooooooooooooooobs
heres a picture of my mate john with his new tit job
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(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Can I have his number?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Are those malteasers?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Yum
Reminds me of Billy Sausage, processed deli meat from Tesco that looks like a bear.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha
Billy Bear, ate him today!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:24, archived)
# that was the ham in my sarnies today, Sir Duke!
braw?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# You are a child
aicmfp
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Braw indeed
I've never had tasted the stuff, it looks like it might have pieces of bone in it.

But it always makes me chuckle went I see it.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# sliced moog
gives me the fear

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# lol!
as above
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# yes
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(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)
# ahahahahaha!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Crivens!
You couldn't get yer mouth round those nips!!!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# I can get my mouth 'round a pint glass!

*Searches for photographic evidence*

EDIT: Found it! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Nice 'burns!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
# That's shadow!
Honest!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)
# But that's just your lips!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Busted.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh moobs!!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# He looks so happy!
Is he having a bukakke party?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Yummy!
Chocolate cake nipples!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Phwoar!
she's a tasty bit of crumpet, nice sun burn too.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# hmm, crumpet
I fancy a bit of crumpet :D
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# I thought he was you!
damn these eyes!!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I thought he weas me too
but then I remebered that I don't have a pal who looks like John
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# eep!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# that reminds me of a film i saw on telly the other night
this woman with brown hair had a hole in her tummy!! AND she was still alive so she chopped of the head of the lady with blond hair BUT she didnt die either!

i'm not sure if it was a dream or a film...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that one too!

*Phones hospice*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:28, archived)
# i think i might know the film youre on about....
*backs away slowly*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Death becomes her?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# I think I know that movie
Seen it once, but can't remember the name for the life of me. :/
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Was it...
Spiceworld?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# probably

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Evenin all


Apologies once again for the new person thing, I'll try to keep it to a minimum. Lol.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:06, archived)
# lol

lmao
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
# hmmm...
*rummages*
have this...
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(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
that did make me 'lol'

Makes me think "We got lumps of it round the back"
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:08, archived)
# arf!
that made me spurt australian piss water a little too much
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:09, archived)
# You are drinking Fosters.
AICMFP.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Nope
he's just a sexual deviant
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Mine's funnier \/
aicmfp
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now then boys, they're both as good as each other's. Play nicely.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:14, archived)
# You are playing "watersports"
with Steve Irwin
aicmfp
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# NOT THE COMFY CHAIR

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
# I recognise him...

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Woo
...but you will be pounced upon if you use txt-spk 'round these parts. (That includes "lol", etc.)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# *lolzoids*

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Pfft!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
#
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(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Ha ha silly Adolf
cruise control does not mean car drives itself.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Pffft!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:25, archived)
# That
was the joke
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
# o rly?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
# no wai

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Anyone else notice this?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# oh bugger off chunder head
we all know Amelie Mauresmo is a llama
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Just for that
take this
and a self-creaming strawberry

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# mmmmmrawr
where's a box of tissues when I need 'em?
edit: it looks like he needs a box too ;)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# and they thought
Navaratilova was "manly"
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Navaratilova?
*looks for tissues*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# She's a lesbian, you know

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# lesbians?
*looks for tissues*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Pfft!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# ahahahaha
she am all the creepy
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
#
littleitaly.altervista.org/photogallery/foto_fedcup2005/fedcup05-12(L).jpg
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Dude
thats a dude
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Dude, I know!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Oops! Page-a not-a found-a!


(Until you add the other bit)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
#
OOOOPS!!! PAGE NOT FOUND Me dispiace, but the page that tries not is. If you do not come reindirizzato automatically, it tries to try it leaving from the page begins them.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# They're the best y'know

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Strawberries and cream!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# spizzberry
O_O
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Again with the llamas!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# you know how I love them
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(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Everybody loves Llamas from a distance.
Close-up Llamas are well scary though.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# yes
I was once chased by a sex-crazed llama on a farm in Arkansas. 100% of fact.
seriously
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha, good god, you poor soul.
I've shared a car with one on many an occasion. They REEK.

(Working at a safari park had its serious downfalls)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
# I didn't know llamas could drive!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:06, archived)
# they reek indeed!
(I didn't know llamas could drive either!)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
They're much more talented than you'd think :)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:14, archived)
# How did you know it was sex-crazed?

Did it catch you?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
# it was male
and it hadn't had a mate in years. the director of the farm told me so.
it wanted a piece of my bum and it nearly got it.
I barely escaped with my virginity intact.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
# *Bums*


Pardon?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:08, archived)
#
meh
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# now that you mention it...
the first kitty in your profile is great too!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# We all like
a bit of fluffeh. Thank you.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# also related to your profile
i may be from near leeds and I may have visited bourton on the water a week or so ago
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Did they
ask for your passport?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)
# i hid in the model village and was immediately freaked out
by the fact that there is a model village of the model village of the model village in the model village! It made my brain want to cry.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Tennis?
Maria Sharapova? Please?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# OK then
Here she is
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Ooh lully!
Bonus as I was convinced that was going to be a trick!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# *Closes "the hun"*
*sticks with b3ta*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# PRINT, PRINT, PRINT!
Thanks
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:23, archived)
# that's quite clever.
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goodnight.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# 'night

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# sleep tight

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Don't let this super-creepy moth thats lurking behind my bookcase bite.
*full of fear*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# You mentioned him again!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:58, archived)
# GAH
You bastards giving me bug-fear
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
#
nooo moths am teh lully! this one is!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Thats pretty :)
This ones all big and half-wasp though.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)
# there was a big hairy spider in my room this morning
waiting for me when i came out of the shower

he was a fast cunt
/fears
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Don't.

I hate spiders. And I won't be able to sleep if you tell me stories like that.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Ack!
Spiders are the worst :S
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:15, archived)
# they are funny though, when you tickle them
it causes some people to scream

fun!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# We had one of these chappies in our garden on Sunday
www.rspb.org.uk/birds/advice/hummingbirdhawkmoth/index.asp
I was fooled!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
# g'night
mr will
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# OH! I say!
That's a bit rude TUTT.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# yeah, and?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I love it
when you talk dirty
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:02, archived)
# g'night there ms tutt!
edit: well, you're not tutt! but i guess the idea behind it all still stands!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for la compo...

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)
# erm, compo

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# aah, cheers :)

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# i would so love that to pieces
Id watch it!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# I think I'd watch it
but only an episode or two
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# that's what they all say...

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# I know what happens
They flip out!

www.realultimatepower.net/
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] On second thoughts, probably not...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Cristiano ROFLMAO-do
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Haha ascii what you've done there!
Woo
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
# no need to get ANSI

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)
# U(nicode) two calm down!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# and draw a crudely drawn (EBC)DIC

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# don't be so char-ldish

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:00, archived)
# there's no need to byte

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# haha
nice ascii work! looks like his cock was mighty damaged though and he's trying to rub it better.... or is that just me.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# it's just you
you sick freak
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# ASCII RULES

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
#
jesus.
what is that?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
# It's teh ambulance men

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
yeah. I can see it now
woo
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# the ambulance!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Cor... nice arse!!!!
(middle one)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# *waits*

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# This can only end in embarrassment
3 times
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# at first i was trying to see earnie from seaseme street
and then it came into view! random ascii goodness!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:50, archived)
# probably an obviously daft question
but is there like a program or something that you can make these with or is it just effort?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
# I had to lean back and squint
woo!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
#
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$$$777$O$Z7$I7$7777$$?7Z8ZZOOO88OOZZ7II77$II$77OOZ$$77$ZOZZOOOO8OOOZZ77Z$$$77$7$
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GlassGiant.com

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Nope.
You're going to have to give me a clue.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# a man and his bottle

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:04, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!111!
lol
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
#
When the next World Cup match is on, try either of these:-

telnet ascii-wm.net 2006
telnet diego.ascii-wm.net 2006

Watch the match live, in ASCII, in Telnet!
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 0:06, archived)
# haahaa
yes!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# cor!
Is there some program that does that for you?
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# ascii ascii ascii

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# wheeeee!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
*drunks*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# party tiem!!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# *raves*
*throws up after a while*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:59, archived)
# yay
hardcore!!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:17, archived)
# one ball is above his head and his nutsach is in his hands

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
# nutsach?
great word
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:53, archived)
# We love it - woo

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Love it!
haha cheers!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Top middle or bottom...a little smaller this time...

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Could do with being a touch smaller. I can still read it.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Now i cant read it
foo'
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Sooper foo'

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:45, archived)
# I ain't gettin in no pool foo'!

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
# i'm sure i've seen that
somewhere before, quite recently...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Seen it before you say?
I doubt it...I just made it in photoshop, and the idea was mine in the first place...bindun perhaps...but I am no thief sir.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
# i must have looked down

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Too big for you? Making your eyes water love?
Yes Yes Yes...I know...

It was a little big last time.

Twas my first post on here, and I had aadjusted the byteage, but not the physical dimensions...

Still on the 'naughty step'
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:46, archived)
# you can't be on the naughty step
if you're posting stuff
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Not on the naughty step then
ah, ok, well that was a fairly short punishment...how on earth do you guys reply so quickly...it is terrifying...
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:56, archived)
# This is what happens when you kneel on a candle
and don't run it under a tap for 10 mins like your mum always said to

/edumacational
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:42, archived)
# ALWAYS run it under the cold tap
ALWAYS

you hairy fool
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Fork handle?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# for some reason it reminds me of those party pizzas
you had when you were a kid and had a party... i think its the melted cheese look.
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
#

/hands copied from superfool :¬)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:47, archived)
# eeeew

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Don't blame someone else
for your frivolous goatse-ing!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# at least
you didn't have to get them from the source pic.

Eeeew!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:51, archived)
# my point
exactly
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# yay!
Twin-marriage goatse dude is back!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:52, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Good aids or bad aids?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Looks more like a cock than a needle
So bad aids
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:42, archived)
# oh noes

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:44, archived)
# are you a good witch or a bad witch?

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:49, archived)
# I beg your pardon, but I'm not a witch at all

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)
# maybe a warlock then?
*looks sheepish*
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:03, archived)
# bad aids

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Most excellent
woo!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Check out the old-skool logo!
woo!
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, have you seen the ads for THIS?

/edit - Gah, link fixed
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 23:07, archived)

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