have a rope swinging diver

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)

:)

( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)

High Cocks In London!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:39, archived)

IVV loves breaking woos

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)

She's a menace

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:18, archived)

thass top!

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)

very nice
in return, have Brian Blessed diving into blancmange

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:49, archived)

diiiiiiiiiiiive

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)

10!


woo!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:11, archived)

haven't done one of these in a while, so :)

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)

Hurray!
and yay!

Lovely tongue action
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)

ladies' favourite :P

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)

very very nice.
wootoyou
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)

thankee

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)

OI

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)

HAHA!
YAY!
( davew27, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)

hurrah :D

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:44, archived)

What did you use to animate this?

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)

fireworks mx 2004
tattyshop and imagerandy always seem to elude and confuse me. this works nicely though
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)

ugly foofh.

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)

not a BLACK BAG...


/Vforvendetta
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:31, archived)

But
you are up the spout:P
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)

...
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar*
*runs away*
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)

Did
the stick turn blue?!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:53, archived)

And it's goodnight from him.
Goodnight!

Or:
That guy can look into a map and see people waving at him.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)

Richard Crumb?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)

I should have done this one instead...

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)

Take fewer puffs. Inhale less often. Leave a longer stub.

( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)

wow....magnifertastic!
Edit: I love that pic, the colours! *stares*
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)

I think it's of an elctron-microscope image of
a sperm entering a wanky hanky!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:31, archived)

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-
Charmin!
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)

pfft, buttcrust

...../autocomplete
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)

I just love the phrase
wanky hanky!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:38, archived)

I do too
It does, howerver, remind me of an unfortuante incident with a fellow called Hanks in school.

I can't say I need that mental immage.
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:42, archived)

Hanky hanky?
I am's innocent. Were there biscuits in volved?!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:50, archived)

I hope not
Aparently he was on his own
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)

Woo to sperm!

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:21, archived)

do you think its far to the womb?
I think so - we've only just passed the tonsils
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)

filthy young boy!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)

Shoot me now!


Rubbish like, but still at work and I'm bored :(
(Sponge , you'll go blind playing with that!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)

awwwww
why not
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)

bravo madam

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)

Madam?
Don't make me get all Captain Haddock on your ass!
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)

There's no need to get angry, ma'am

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)

sheesh, what a bitch
;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:33, archived)

That's it!

Eat Haddock!
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)

hahahaha good show!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:47, archived)

well that's a bit good
:D
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)

stam

trying something..
(noaa109, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)

lioness.
ashally

/pedant
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)

nice tatu
...
(noaa109, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:21, archived)

^_^
*Flies around the room*
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)

did you shit in the duvet again?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:35, archived)

I think it's from the 1985 classic "Flies around the room" by the RAH band.
Ooh, when I look at the flies around the room.
Here in the night I just hope and pray that soon.

Oh baby, you'll hurry home to me.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)

bit over ze top, this comp is...

( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)

e'ning jeccy
so there'll be a little jeccy soon then!

give birth woman!

nice pic of Aberafan beach by the way
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)

aha, glad you noticed
and yes, end of feb....

I shall call him Mini-Jec!

EDIT oh yeah, that was a beach in Florida btw lol
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)

and together you shall RULE THE WORLDS

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)

unless they pay......ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Ahem....I mean, ermm, one hundred....billion dollars!
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:13, archived)

haha
*puts tip of little finger to corner of mouth*
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)

what????
strange..
(noaa109, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)

wassat? on the right?
Oooooooohhhhh...

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:20, archived)

no bridge
not real.
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:30, archived)

its real!!!
bridge behind sign ;)
(JadeFalcon, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)

quickie, bout to head out to the pub :)

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)

Good pint
Anyone near Earls Court who wants a pint?
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)

Apparently London is quite the metropolis these days

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)

Yeah
we have both types of music here!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)

Apparently you'll be getting electricity next year too

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)

Not with the sodding roadworks
I've have outside my place for the last 3 weeks!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)

what?
country AND western?
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)

Yay

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)

I would have
last week :/
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:25, archived)

Whoa!
At least they didn't deem catheters too sharp too.. :S
(doos hows my random?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)

and surgeons are too gruesome
so they are replacing them with the queen
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)

*signs up for a testicle exam*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)

Jebus christ I'm going to be arrested and 'disappear'




"They'll shoot me in the back of the head! They'll shoot me in the back and I won't care!" - George Orwell, 1984.

Phar
(Pharsalus, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)

"For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB" - FAQ, 2006

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:56, archived)

oof
*checks file size*
*Joins SS*
218KB!!!!!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)

HEIL!

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)

Klop!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)

good moaning........

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)

I was pissing by the door when I 'eard two shits

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)

Oh,
'ere comes ze fool 'oo sinks he can speak our language!

(I shall hoot like an eel.)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:34, archived)

thing is, lots of people think this,
yet nothing is done or said.

maybe people do 'dissapear'...
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)

Lard Girly of Venereal Disease disappeared
so it's not all bad news!
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)

heck yes,
that sounds good.
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)

yeah man
fucking speed cameras
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)

erm
possible humour/politics imbalance there?
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)

I'd like to know who Mendez is as well....
I thought it was Jean Charles de Menezes
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)

he's a firefighter that died on 9/11

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)

God I love google :-)
thats a pretty far reaching nanny state we have here in the UK
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)

Google?
I just happened to know

but don't confuse him with Chalres E Mendez - the president of the Mendez Foundation
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)

arf
only not particularly funny.

at least he didnt put Menzies Campbell.........

/goes back to /talk in search of hummus, really should get some and get photoshop going again shouldnt i ?!
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)

I would, or we're not gonna know who you are at the Norwich Bash ;-)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)

I've yet to attend a bash
but Norwich is soooooo far away
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)

no its isn't.....
/compared to america, say....

but then, whats a few miles compared to stepping back in time 30 years
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)

ha ha
I went on a boating hol around your parts when I was a nipper

it was 30 years behind then!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)

ha ha ha, sadly, I know what you mean....

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:08, archived)

Oxford
this Saturday, Chequers Inn.

you'll be fine so long as you don't have a problem with Mykeyboy (who isnt actually a cunt in real life....)
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)

hahahaha
I heard you have 3 heads!
and teeth like icicles

is it true?
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)

One head
fourskin
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:09, archived)

aha
well, my obvious yellow tshirt makes that obvious. Still not sure if i can make it, as i'm going back to uni around that time.
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:05, archived)

you MUST make it, the present mrs. architect wants me to ply you with drinks until you agree to get richard hammond's autograph for her...

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:06, archived)

I have Maggie Philbin's autograph if you want a photocopy
it's in my profile!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:14, archived)

ha
ive so far resisted the temptation to abuse the fact that i know him and do that
is she sure she doesnt want Mr Tickle's he will sign stuff without being asked.....

although i have done a "hollywood" and got his mobile number in my phone under another name :D
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)

ha ha ha ha, namedropper ;-)
i wont be telling the present mrs architect that pearl of wisdom, I'll never hear the end of it....
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)

are you a real Braniac then?
do you get to fondle Doris, Joyce and the others

*suddenly attentive*
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:10, archived)

Myang Li all the way, mate....
/or Rachel Grant as she likes to be known
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:11, archived)

with her floating fruit
*jumps in chair*

you know lots!!!

to Google Images driver and don't spare the horses!!!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:12, archived)

mind you, charlotte hudson ain't bad either....
I only watch it for the microwaves though....
/at least, thats what i tell the present mrs. architect
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)

now you've done it
..........................................
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)

as an answer to your question
i am in the Oxford Stunt Factory (.com) who provide tech support for that sort of program. I'm big on explosions and gravity based stuff (9.814(m/s)/s and all that). The production company that makes Brainiac uses us for that sort of stuff, and i'm one of the default choices. Look for people in orange jumpsuits in the background, thats us!
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)

answer the other question
about the fondling :)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:24, archived)

^this

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:27, archived)

don't mistype Ming Li.....


*(shudder*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:22, archived)

*searches*
OH MY GODS

*spluffs*
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)

aw
this is sad, it's some bird Rachel Grant. :(
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:32, archived)

I think that's the only british show
that we have here in the States on Network TV
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:16, archived)

really?
bet every time a microwave explodes on tv over there you go to defcon 5 ;-)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:17, archived)

hahahaha
well, they tried Dr. Who, but i guess not enough Americans got the British Humour.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:19, archived)

It's humourous?

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:23, archived)

that's what they said,
when they cancelled it.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:26, archived)

it is to kids I suppose

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:28, archived)

exactly!
another case of mistaken identity
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)

hahaa

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:01, archived)

Oh shit....
Ok folks, got it wrong. It's Jean Charles de Menezes, not Jean Mendez. Sorry.
(Pharsalus, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)

Bigger and less informed!
The sad thing is I think you actually believe you'll be abducted by secret police for this.

Maybe the board nazis will get you though
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

BA announced...

Been done?
(StevieMcK, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)

several times already....
but this is a good interpretation
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)

'lo Danny
b3ta.com/board/6219437
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)

hahahahaha, clicked and liking it - a lot :-)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)

oh god
bindun about a brazillion times

spend less time working and more time shirking

but its still nice :)
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)

Of COURSE it's been done.
Still woo though.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)

you know, change the website to say.. I dunno
the home office one

and then remove the fl from flights and add an r

and then maybe more chains on ba

and well, you get the idea

bye bye country.
*wipes away little tear*
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)

This might actually be worth doing!!

Sadly inspired from the lack of bog roll in my bathroom :o(
( benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)

Your spelling fascilitates my laughter.

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)

Like a rizla packet!
"High tide! Theres only 10 left"
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:43, archived)

..

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)

What was wrong with the first one?
Anyway: Hahaha! Woo!
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:41, archived)

haha!
Nice comic book font!
( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:41, archived)

haha
begfore
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)

Hahahahaha
Genius.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:42, archived)

That
Is a stroke of genius there, that is! woo, sir!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:44, archived)

Seams?
From you Sir?

But sodding funny all the same!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)

I LIVE for seams...
/in between rearranging all the new furniture in my office at home....
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)

ooo, ooo
New office. Do you have cool new toys too?!
Enquiring minds what to know!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)

i ditched my old desk n stuff and got nice shiny new desk and units etc and have set them out,
have got all the equipment dfown, and now tidying up, loads of good desk space, and places to put cups of tea, the homeworkers fuel....

possible pics upon request - but not for an hour cos I aint finished tidying it up yet
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)

Cool
I got a new desk last week. I really cool desk with loads of hidden bitties and a cool four draw cabenet all for 25 quid from Oxfam.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)

did it come with it's own Ethiopian?

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)

No
But I get the best Dark roast Ethiopian coffe in the UK (momouth cofffee shop for anyone who knows it, half price too!)
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)

suppose you got handshake discount

(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:58, archived)

Well
at least some stories have a happy ending:P
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:59, archived)

not at all, funny handshake brigade doesn't start up again until October ;-)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:00, archived)

head for the beach, roll trouser legs up for a discreet paddle
in their "bribe me quick!" aprons
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:03, archived)

ah Bob, the everyman
woo!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)

also available in Penguin...

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)

Which one is Bob, and what's he doing?
;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:52, archived)

*resists posting the 'broadsword' pic*...
/just...
;)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:53, archived)

*phew*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:54, archived)

Bob's the one streaking in the background
(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:55, archived)

hahaha... have these!


( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:15, archived)

SUPERB! really nicely done.

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:18, archived)

hahaha
I lol'd at Belarus :D
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:49, archived)

Careful now...

( sponge monkey is knitting himself, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)

heheh
Nicely.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)

Pfffft

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)

haha!
Now put a little dancing Hammer in the sign!
( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)

well compo'd!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)

FUCK YES

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)

I just heard the Malcolm music. And she boogie-looed it time
YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now.
YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now. YourYou're not the boss of me now.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:32, archived)

But only sideways, not up and down!

(lyndhurst25, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:19, archived)

redex on screen
tracking...it appears to be stationary...no change in status...you have permission to poke it with a stick...hailing..."READ TEH FAQ"...no response...check properties and advise...low levels of hummus detected...on screen now

we have woo!...no it's gone

Son, I want you to forget this ever happened




He knows what he saw
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:20, archived)

haha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)

yes indeed....

( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)

!

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)

^ this

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/831/1796/320/MIRROR.jpg">
Copy and paste that into your post.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:26, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaw
your you're a big softy really!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:33, archived)

Hee hee :)

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)

If you can keep a secret
I like to help out the noobs too.
No one can see this appart from you, the board has got so hostile of late.HoNeSt
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:37, archived)

The board is a hostile place
And yeah, it's started to go beyond comedy. Still, thats b3ta, and we love it.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)

Where's the hostility?
on it's commute at the moment
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)

Haha : )

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:50, archived)

can't see it
redex
( dogigniter Putting the um, in bum, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)

Ack!

(Sparkytus is obviously not a golfer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)

( davew27, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:35, archived)

haha!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:40, archived)

Blogger don't allow hotlinking, do they?
Try www.warrens-anus.co.uk instead or it won't show up for some people.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:38, archived)

Blogspot no workee?
Fixed now?????
(lyndhurst25, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:46, archived)

yup.
have a woo.

*hands over woo*
( - D - Let it Beard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:48, archived)

Yep! That works.
Woo!

Some places don't like giving out bandwidth willynilly :)
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:51, archived)

I'm glad Steve's in charge now

'course, I'm not 100% sure that he's actually in charge...
(Ged, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)

Who's cum does he have on his lips?
ok, I think I already know the answer
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)

"Cor, your telly is massive, Steve"
"IMAX".


(Woo!)
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:25, archived)

Sad thing is that although Telly Vegetables is a brilliant coach & tactician
I'd put money on him selling used kit on Ebay, bugging the changing rooms and smuggling gear in kitbags to away games within a month

he's just a bit too Woo!
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:31, archived)

test

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)

nipples and pants!
Woo!
( mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)

Norks!!
Nips!!
( TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)

VPL's!

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)

?

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

Visible Pant-lines
ie: Pance!

S'v lully.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

Cheers!

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)

visable panty lines
or vaginal puss lube
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

that's pretty

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)

I hope this is a pic of you

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

I wear a bra under my shirts.

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

fair enough at your age

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

.


Clicketh here for legibility
( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nice
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)

happy slapper

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)

Haha
Tres good
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)

Charlotte's worked a few pounds off
and I for one welcome our new prospective-adopter Welsh skank overlord
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:07, archived)

Crushed or roasted nuts?

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)

Salted.
/obvious response blog
( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)

pfft

( Grampa, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

Don't make Soundwave angry

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)

that's nice dear

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)

Gah, too late!

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)

hahaha
you wily trickster
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)

Heh
I couldn't remember anyone doing that before :)
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)

yay!

( - D - Let it Beard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)

YES
DEAR GOD YES!

Thats fucking ace!
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

Hee hee
How are you?
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)

I'm ace thanks
Experiencing the joys of a well comfy new desk chair with arms and reclining bits and everything. It's the little things.

Hows you?
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)

Pretty good
Working from home (read bed) and generally having a good time of it. Was up in Brum two weekend back, may well be back for more :)
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)

Hooray!
Been sampling the delights of the Birmingham nightlife? Done a Stourbridge nostalgia tour?
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:30, archived)

Nah
My friend lives in Edgebaston, had a house party...masquerade ball :) Really good night out, met a couple of low-key b3tans too :)
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:34, archived)

Coo, fab!
You'll be coming to the Brum bashes next :)
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)

Hurrah!
he moves in time to everything :)
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

haahahaha!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:22, archived)

shake shake shake.
Shake shake shake.

Shake your bootey.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)

Warning: The shaking of bootey
can lead to repetative strain injuties. Take frequent breaks from bootey shaking.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)

best voice in cartoons

( mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)

Terror, bloody terror.


Full Size:

www.anarchylicence.com/john_reid-terror_man.jpg
(QuickFix, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:51, archived)

pfft
we could solve the immigration problem if he wasn't allowed back in the country
( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)

I love to hear people's take on "the immigration problem"
and it basically boils down to "fucking foreigners raping our taxes and stealing our children"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)

and our jobs

( mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

Yeh - I can see the queues round the block of white british citizens waiting to be signed up for those prized cockling and toilet cleaning jobs

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)

The bastard eastern
Europeans who have nicked all the bog-cleaning jobs in our office.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

Did you see Rob
put the pants thing in the newsletter?

I'll get getting some pics or me to send in :D

Me, some beer and 20+pairs of boxers and a cock pouch!

YAAAY
( diablo0301 MEH!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

I intend to test the limits of pants-wearing to never before reached extremes.
200+ is a lot of pants.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)

Thats a lot of pants mr Bawls.....
Let the challenge beeeeeegiiiiiin!



'night all!
( diablo0301 MEH!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:59, archived)

if two pairs of gloves can cause a copper to lose all feeling and be unaware that he's loosed one off
can't imagine the danger all those pants could engender
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)

Don't worry - I will have a team of specially-trained medics standing by

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)

remember the bouncy
pants gloves boxing animation.


pleeeeeease
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)

I will try but my technical capabilities for animations is pretty low...

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)

as long as you try
I shall draw you a picture filled with love.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)

*gleees*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:05, archived)

what's your tattoo of?
quick, I leave in a few minuten
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)

Which one?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:08, archived)

all
I can only see the one on your right top of arm though.

I only have three :(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:09, archived)

I have 3
Arm: Armadillo - Aztec symbol
Leg: Dog - Designed by artist in Seattle
Hip: Cat - " " " " " "
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:10, archived)

Ahh
back- neo-baroque tribal tree roots- start of backpiece

upper left arm- ivy

lower left arm - fairy wings (my name is Fae, which means fairy)

All designed by me, because I'm a tattoo designer. so yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)

Nice! cat was partially designed by me
I plan to have a biro-art designed tatt done at some point later
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

They are brill
My next one will be the rest of my backpiece I think- planning to have a tree, where you can see the roots under the soil, with grass on top like, and a hilly scene behind it, then the sky above it going up into space with the solar system and then the sun on the back of my neck.

Biiiiiig load of work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)

This is the chap who designed my 2:
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=86716112
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)

Ooooh Tattoo designer
I designed mine, I always love the artistic styles of tattoo designers.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)

well if we ever attend the same meet
You can see them all. They're not fantastic, but they're all very special to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)

Anyway I'm off
Nighty night all!


F xxx
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)

gnite ;)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)

Nighty Night

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:18, archived)

Cool, I have 2
My name in Tamil on the inside of my left lower arm and a thistle between my shoulder blades, may get some more but haven't thought up any nice designs recently.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)

26 pairs hurts

static.flickr.com/75/212612269_51bcf25ce3_o.jpg
( nick the greek, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:21, archived)

a gang of white british destitutes....
shoot the fuckers!
a group of black british teenagers...
RUN!
A group of british muslims with beards...
don't take off!
( mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)

at least they don't abuse the welfare system
/Dangerous Brothers blog
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:55, archived)

I don't have much of a viewpoint
Other than it seems to me that we have a bit of a reputation for being 'free money'.

And I resent being told I can't walk down certain streets in my home town because they're 'Bengali territory and we don't want no white bitches'. but I'd resent that whoever said it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

There are certain areas in Berlin I would never walk through due to neonazi/chav activity
I wouldn't really want to either though - they're fucking bitter for a good reason ;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:00, archived)

Yeah, my dad says parts of it can be awful
I liked Hamburg though- stayed on the Reeperbahn a few years ago with the excuntfuckrag.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)

bit big, but
Woo!
( mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)

Excellent shoppage there!
*click*
( diablo0301 MEH!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)