Got bored, maimed a kid


Reminds me of that cripple on South Park.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

Hahahaha
The kid was asking for it, I'm sure.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

cut your chopper on a dustbin lid??

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

have a carefully selected repost


vagley related to yours
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha, as you do.
Excellent likeness.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)

for some reason (prolly alot of built up tension)
your post comments reminded me of some lines from Fight Club:

felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.

I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see.

I wanted to breathe smoke...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)

Seismic

This was felt in Japan
(eyes Things are getting more sophisiticated around here, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

Now,
I don't get this Big Brother thing.
They're putting people back in?

It'll never end!

Have this repost as a wish list.


(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

look out the editor!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)

Heh :)

( FoldsFive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

Haha!
Fantastic!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

it'sa ME!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

Where's Bowski?

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

Where's Bowski? wierzbowski?
( FoldsFive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

I know, I know...
Knock it off, Foldsfive.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)

:)

( FoldsFive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)

Hahahaha
This made me chuckle.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

hahahaha ace!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

Top Stuff!

( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)

quality
id buy that
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)

Redex?
Except that I'm trying out Opera and it says 'Image' which isn't half as interesting.
( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

oooo
i was using the mini version on my mobile phone a while ago
till i realised how much it was costing!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

b3ta will cost you one months wages with each refresh!

( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

yes
i made this mistake!

wow i can go on real internet!
i wonder what b3ta on my phone looks like....
download - download - download - download -
download - download - download - download -
download - download - download - download -
download - download - download - download - whoops!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

Shit..
That's it, I'm stopping.

...

*F5*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

If only
that were made reality.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)

God I'd punch her so fucking hard if I had the chance.
Right in her whiny moaning little face. Ugh.

/end rant
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

^This, more than anything in the world

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

I'll pay you!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

Yes!
it will be my only ever violent act, but I shall have NO REGRETS.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)

i'll give you a lift to the house
can we take something large, heavy and blunt too!
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)

I think a machine gun should do it.
Just so long as we're thre when Russel Brand is about too. That would be PERFECT.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)

YAY!
he's a shmuck
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)

did that stupid, loud, annoying, creepy, mealy mouthed
fuck-wit get back in the house?

sod all this blowing up planes crap, target that house full of morons. there'll probably be a bigger audiance
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)

just kill her
please
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:29, archived)

But how does he smell?

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)

Like Ian Huntley

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)

MORONS?

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)

how does he
exist?
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:31, archived)

Hmmmm.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6220245
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)

Ta!
I will make it smaller too.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)

has he wet himself in that photo?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)

^ this

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)

optimisation
is your friend
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)

that means fuckall right now

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:38, archived)

Like a rhinestone cowboy?
(love that song!)
( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)

oh
i always thought it was about a bulimic cattle rustler!

like a 9 stone cowboy....
silly me...
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)

Aw
You've ruined it for me now
( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)

no
that fucking bank ad ruined it!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)

has his nose fallen off?
*checks BBC news page*
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/board/10688409, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)

Thought id have a go and tucking away from the mods myself

( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)

Nice :-)
It all seems to be pissing off the mods at any rate.

"People can look at the picture and make up their own minds. Why the obsession with whether he looks like Ian Huntley or not?"
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)

right, this is what we do....
we make the word girl (in lost teeth in fight over girl) to a link pointing to maxine carrs profile, that might be obscure enough
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)

Cunning.
I like it!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)

I love..
that ian huntley is STILL up as ian "daz" huntley
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)

damn
they're fucking quick on that
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)

pffft

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)

May I interject one thing?
Though I don't disagree with taking the MODs of wiki to task, you wouldn't like it (or rather, I WOULDN'T like it) if the same thing were done here.

Wikipedia is a good and useful site, and acting like trolls and posting what you've done here is going to cause two things to happen:

1) You'll all get banned from there, and they'll change the way they let people edit entries

2) Since you're b3tans, you might ALSO get banned from here, because an internet troll is an internet troll, and I don't want you around if that's all you are.

So.. take the occasional prod; do so here. But now it's gone past the simple single or few attacks.

So stop already, enough...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:47, archived)

Dad, can I have the car keys?


go on.... come on Dad!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)

NO!
*slaps*

oh... shit, alright son...

*hands box of condoms and a hundred dollar bill*

HAVE FUN!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)

Thanks Dad!


*gets drunk, crashes car*

I do agree to some extent with not pissing off other messageboards btw
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)

MY VINTAGE 1978 Ford PINTO!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

*cuts off hand*

Meh, I'm a big fan of the Golden Rule. I know I'd hate that happening here.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

awwww
but
but
but

as its you
( Laice , was Rogitating on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)

I do agree on principle.
Think I got a bit carried away there...

But I disagree that 'Wikipedia is a good and useful site'.

Wikipedia is useful so long as you know what it is, but I have seen too many people quote from some of the more spurious pages as a serious reference.

And I've seen too many people who genuinely know a subject have their well-meaning edits reversed back to school-level standards of knowledge by the moderators.

In my opinion, before it can really be useful, wikipedia needs a large banner at the top of each page saying "Warning: may not be true".

Or perhaps, "may contain nuts". :-)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

father christmas is a made up character

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)

No!
But wikipedia says he's real!

*clickity*

Well it does now...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

ha ha :P

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

jah
Maybe I'm a bit overboard though too...

a warning label would be good. Maybe the DO need to change what they do and do not let through.

but.. is that TRUE internet freedom?

www.wearetheweb.org/

Truth is... YES, because in the end the site owner pays for the bandwidth.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

For some reason...
I read that link as 'wear the web'. I was thinking it would be some sort of fantastic intermaweb cape, which you can wear...

..and fly!

Wooooosh!

Oooh I think I might go make an image of that now.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)

I agree, but I feel I might have expressed it more
succinctly (minus the grammar correction),
www.b3ta.com/board/6220093
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:04, archived)

CRABS !
lets prize up some cobbles, that should be a lot of fun !
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)

As much fun as a water tight skip?

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)

but is it giro day ?
JAZZ AND JEWELLERY !
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)

Do you want to come down in the drains for a bit of fun?

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

Anybody care for a tad more mindfuckery?

Clickit

There was a time when these two pictures connected in the middle. However, I have just mangled my folder getting the clips out.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)

Yes please!
*fetches mindlube™*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)

I like the windmill bit!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)

Tis ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)

They're gonna taste gre--- *train*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)

Hahaha
I can't believe they're still showing that bloody ad :-S
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)

They should show weebl's version instead.
I guarantee it would sell more cereal.

Well for a start I might be able to bring myself to buy frosties again.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)

Exactly!
And I might reconsider the hit I've taken out on that kid in the ad.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)

Fantastic again!
Woo!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)

LSD should be compulsory in all schools

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)

Nice, If you ever do a coloured one of these I may fall over.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)

Now do it again
on canvas, with acrylic, 6' high

7. profit
( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)

These are interesting
Got a web site or anything?
(WiggZ, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)

Thank you.
I've got a flickr page.
www.flickr.com/photos/walrusman/
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)

Awesometastic!
Now this is stuff I wish I could do. :)

*cleek*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)

teh doctor made me do it. he put the idea in my head !


i'm just a nice sensible girl really !
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)

Pfffffffft
Marvellous!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)

Sure, blame me.
S'very good though.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)

pft ! i have the evidence !

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)

Yay, Teh Buster!

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)

And in memory of that, a tribute to the fun I had at Brighton pride

And that's how those biscuits (Yes that really isn't a turd) were made.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:16, archived)

that is the most beautiful thing ever ! and all for little ol me ?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:17, archived)

All yours to treasure.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)

That turd
looks like a big brown veiny shaft!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)

It sure does.
The biscuit in question
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)

Hahaha
that's far too realistic for comfort *bokes*
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)

the look of confusion and dissapointment was priceless when he was given that
all my fault cos i said the guy was probably selling drink.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)

I was gutted at the time but looking back it was hilarious.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:31, archived)

do you love him more than me ?
cos i really need to know, i know he's body is so sexy and his dulcet tones are enough to melt any man...
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:16, archived)

He's married to someone on the inside though.
Loving him would be illegal.


I think I've worked out what his wife did now.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:17, archived)

oo what ?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)

He's already married someone else, she tried to marry him
and got imprisoned. He'll have an army of prison wives soon and will take over the world.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)

that or because she's a fatty bedders fan (aka daniel bedingfield)

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:21, archived)

she'll be in there for a long time for crimes like that.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)

i'm shocked!!
:P ha ha

woo!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)

BOVRIL -
it puts hairs on your fahkin' face!
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)

that text you sent me the othernight was insane.
made me laugh, i remember you sent me one about old al crowley. your great.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:15, archived)

Hahaha
I sent a few, so not sure which one you mean ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)

hahahaha
I like simon weston posts because every one reminds me of GrandmaOfShoes' epic
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)

i like them too
because a friend of mine met him once
and she told me he was a stuck up twunt
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)

Oh go on then....

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:23, archived)

ha ha!
snakes on a motherfucking plane!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)

Arf!
I still haven't a clue what that bandwagon is about ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)

i thought it was all totaly made up
till i caught the trailer last week
and now i'm really confused
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:31, archived)

Hahaha
I just googled it. Fucking hell, I can't believe someone could make something so shit.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)

oh i've just come.

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)

Yay!
that's what it's all about deary ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)

my balls are empty

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)

What you need is a good cock up your arse.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)

not yours i hope !

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)

Of course not, I was thinking some ladyboy's

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)

but you are a ladyboy.
my ladyboy might i add lesley !
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)

Well he's not getting bummed by this Bankok whore

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:47, archived)

haha !

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:47, archived)

i can still see your adams apple

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

And you want to touch it you dirty man.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

Pearoast!

( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)

Biro scribbling from the inside cover of my college work folder last year.

CLick this image
If you will
For a version which
Is larger still.

See also: www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/thebigscribble.JPG
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)

WOOOOAH!!
That looks great. And I haven't clicked the bigger link yet.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)

Crumbtastic!
edit:


hahahahahaha I just noticed the new note on a post.

Real Photo Sunday is Shite. Give it up.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)

hahahaha
I just got it too
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)

I got one
saying "All bandwagons are shit".

How far do you agree? Discuss.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)

they are a neccesary evil

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:15, archived)

Tis amazing
My good Walrus
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)

That's extremely bazoo!
What subject were you bored enough in to do that?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)

Heh
That was just my general work folder, I added to it every now and then for a long time.

I drew a slightly simpler one in my first year folder, which extended over both inside covers. I'm trying to scan it in at the moment, but I'm having trouble removing the ring-clip-things without tearing the folder apart. Grrrr *scrabbles away at it some more*
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)

Arf!
when I was at uni I had this little notebook thingy. I used to draw shit in it whilst drunk and/or stoned. I'd also pass it around and let my mates do whatever in it. I still have it now but can't scan anything :(
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)

good lord, that's fantastic
you are the walrus
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)

nice
i used to do that and get in trouble as i would do it in my jotters instead of maths.
( connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)

That is fantastically Woo!
EDIT: TJ...

I'm still at it, trying a more tactful approach now...

And I'm aware at this point I have no right to call anyone sad...

EDIT2: Although I notice someone else is still on it as well.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)

that's not funny though
Ian is still Ian "Daz" Huntley, though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)

Just wanted to see if this would escape modding because it has long words.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)

Well it's not vandalism, so it should
someone might mod it to make it better though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)

Yeah I'm now trying to figure out how I can edit it to make it say "Accomplished Paedo" without it being modded.

Possibly by capitalising random letters within the existing text.

Yes, I am bored...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:17, archived)

keep up
the good work
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)

You're losing i think
Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing. However, unconstructive edits are considered vandalism, and if you continue in this manner you may be blocked from editing without further warning. Please stop, and consider improving rather than damaging the work of others. Thank you, you little monkey
( Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:25, archived)

Yeah I've been blocked twice so far...
And I'm well aware I'll get bored long before the wikipedia mod team does.

But hopefully by then I'll find an acceptably worded way of saying "he's a big paedo".
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)

I wrote
'little monkey' though.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)

Wow!
Stunning!
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)

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( Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)

AdeZ
Let's stay strong!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)

It's gonna taste gre-at!
Sorry, wrong product...
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)

*hits over the head with a big hammer*
That song is stuck in my head now!!!
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:15, archived)

?
I was just writing some things with those thingys

:S
( davew27, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:02, archived)

could you be a little less specific?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)

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( davew27, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)

FALL DOWN THESE STAIRS AND BREAK YOUR NECK.
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(d d your friend!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)

What a mug...

(Bogbean, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)

Check out the mug on that!

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)

What's that? An Image you say?
I think you've got the wrong board.

Oh wait...

Very nice though :)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)

Oh god,
you've just reminded me of a terrifying animation.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)

I love it
I would buy this mug.
(HeilBush Lurking since 2004, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:19, archived)

God it's quiet.
Let's do the hokey cokey.

I'll start:

you put your left leg in...
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)

ARG!!!
MY LEG IS STUCK!!!!

eww, what's this odd fluid?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)

Odd fluid?
TERRORIST!!!!!
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

OH MY GOD!!
My leg is on fucking fire!!!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

You put your right leg out...

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)

in

(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)

out

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

IN

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

OUT

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6220119
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)

ABOVE
ABOUT
BELOW
PREPOSITIONS!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

shake it all about

(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

well that was crap

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)

now can we get naked and run round the garden?
huh?

Huh?

Huh?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

you went wrong, not me
edit: arse....no i did....sorry all!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

Dear The Rand Corporation
I want to do the Halli Galli.

Yours Sincerely,

mr horrible.

P.S. you cunt ;)
( mr horrible, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)

you go to the hospital to get a tetanus booster

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)

then you fall over...
right, lets start again
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)

Scary thought.
What if the hokey cokey really *is* what it's all about?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)

man........ that's like ...... wow man................

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

I know man...
Just look at my hand move...

It's all like... Wow!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)

My Mom has a bumper sticker in her office posing this same question
'cept we call it the hokey pokey over here
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

probably because we're
a bunch of perverts.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)

haha
spazzes
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)

I want to do the Jihad dance!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)

*hands over explosives*
You put the red wire in...
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)

Oooh, Fanta!
*Drinks*
*stomach a'splodes*
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)

Psssst.
Next time you want to be told what to animate:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6220089
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)

Do I have to? It looks sticky

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)

Tom hates kittens!







Click 'em for biggerness :)
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)

These confuses me...
Woo!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)

mental :D
*cleeks*
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)

I thought he was a bit dodgy
just a bit too eager to befreind me, very needy I thought
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)

Hahahaha
Just who does this "Tom" character think he is?
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

he's everyone's friend
...except mine.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)

Judging by what he does to kittens
I wouldn't want to befriend him either.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)

pftt

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)

fish thing affected me, I swear...

make yer own!

Will linky if offensive
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)

Yes.
yes yes yes. *clicks*
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)

Oi
Your Twin Towers got high marks at my work yesterday. Good job!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:54, archived)

Yay.
I did it myself as well.

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)

YAY
FAN-tastic! Yeah, I didn't know how people would react, bt response was favorable.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:59, archived)

The
one thing I love about b3ta above all else is the subtlety with which the jokes are presented.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:59, archived)

subtlety?
teach us of this concept, mortal!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)

It's
when you say 'Hello love/pretty/dave/darling.' before doing her roughly up the wrong 'un instead of diving straight in there.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)

oh...
well THAT'S no fun...

no screaming?

no anal fissure bleeding?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)

Oh no
Just as much, and you even get to see the shocked look on their face before the entry of the spam-javelin... it's brilliant! And it's subtle, mmm.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)

*sings along cheerfully*

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)

the S&M man
cuz he mixes it with love and makes the HURT feel good!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:09, archived)

Hahahaha
How emo!
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:12, archived)

Meh...
no denyin' it.

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

Mummy?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)

Pffft.

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)

HA!
sort of... I'm afraid I'm not nerd enough to totally get it, so it's a bit RIS.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)

Dick head.

( Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)

Careful
He will report your IP address to WP:ABUSE, then you'll be sorry.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)

okay, now I'm REALLY confused
*please inform*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:05, archived)

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( Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:05, archived)

Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. If this is an IP address, and it is shared by multiple users, ignore this warning if you did not make any unconstructive edits.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)

YOU ARE A NONSENSE

( Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)

Thank you for experimenting with Wikipedia. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:07, archived)

hey, thanks for that
now please inform me of the meaning of this Wikipedia thing? Is this Sith Lord dork banning RAND for something?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)

Er,
Yes. Probably for writing "Daz Sampson is an accomplished paedofile". Which he is.
( Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)

oh...
you see? That wasn't so difficult.

You get a Gold Star!

*bums*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)

Wikipedia...
Bills itself as a free 'encyclopedia'. The founding principle is that literally anyone can edit any article.

This does of course mean that wikipedia is not so much fact, as popular opinion. Expert knowledge is modded down by the likes of our friend 'the dark lord of the sith' who will most likely never know the touch of a woman.

I am not Andrew Orlowski, and you may not claim Ł5.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)

using wikipedia is like doing your A-level homework from school library reference books
in a very bad comprehensive under special measures
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

using wikipedia is like doing your A-level homework from school library reference books
in a very bad comprehensive under special measures
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

The founding principle *is* . . .

or

The founding principles *are* . . .

Wikipedia rocks, but there will always be plenty
of English cunts ready to trash it because that's
what English cunts do, they trash everything.
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)

that's right
because only people from england are bad, everyone else in the world is great...
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)

Lighten up. You're the ones who revel in taking the piss out of
everything. Don't start whining because someone
takes the piss out of you.

The only thing worse than an Englishman who hates
everything is an Englishman who takes himself too
seriously.
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)

hahaha
awww bless

you really think I've overcome with hatred and despair at that statement

actually I don't start whining when people take the piss out of me, I can take it back. And I'm certain I don't take myself seriously, but clearly you need to, otherwise you wouldn't have made the comment.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)

you are right, of course.

you weren't whining, you were just, uhm, being
funny, no that's not it. Whatever it was, was
much too subtle for my simple mind.

I'm a bit confused. You don't take yourself seriously
but clearly I need to?
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)

hahaha
I love you
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)

and vice versa

;)
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

???
Am it orgy tiem?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)

goodness
does he really call himself "dork lord of the sith"?
(haberman sees the fish below the ice (sometimes), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:00, archived)

well, this is Wikipedia.

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)

what a poohead
and no mistake
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)

Further proof.
If such were needed, that Wikipedia is a complete pile of bollocks.

Anyone else fancy a campaign of adding RAND's edits back onto the page repeatedly?

EDIT: Just put it back.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

you are awful
but I like you!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:24, archived)

shame his website developed some level of competancy
it was a fun invasion, wasn't it

:D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)

Aaaaaand...
It's been modded back.

Time to add it again.

Hey, I've got no plans tonight. :)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:31, archived)

what's the better than daz sampson thing?
how did that slip through?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

Dunno.
Wasn't me.

That's been modded too.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

hahaha
ahh bless

sadly nobody really gives a shit in the long run
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:38, archived)

The way I see it
The editors are saying it's vandalism to say Daz looks like Huntley, but have said nothing about saying that Huntley resembles and based his life on Daz Sampson...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)

it's a funny old world
innit
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)

Indeed tis
*waits patiently for either article to be edited*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)

"Please do not add offensive nonsense to articles, as you did to Daz Sampson. Thank you. TomPhil 20:32, 11 August 2006 (UTC)"

Ooopsy.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:33, archived)

oh noes!
rumbled!

they'll probably lock the article, due to abuse

hahaha :D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:37, archived)

Yeah but I'll see how long it takes first.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:39, archived)

it's like some kind of epic
battle of wits
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:39, archived)

you dropped this
(t)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)

ta
it's an epic battle of witts
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:44, archived)

hahaha
twits
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)

no wai!!!!
;)
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)

Except without the wits...

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:43, archived)

yes
it's like a vigorous orgy of flids trying to reach for toothpaste on the top shelf or something
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)

That's a lovely image.
I challenge you to animate that!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)

I may sometime
but I'm sure someone else could do it quicker and better and more vigorously fliddy
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)

I nominate Butters.
His animations am the Woo.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)

indeed
it could be "shelving massacre II"
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)

pffft!

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)

I quite like my contributions...

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

Woo!
hehehe...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)

*cough*

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)

I'M MAKING MY CONTRIBUTION
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daz_Sampson

edit:someone changed it back, so i made it extra hard.
edit2:blasted all, they caught me, sorry Rand, i tried :)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:44, archived)

hahahahah
:D

*edit* GO man go!!! go man go!!!! :D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)

Hahaha!
You beat me to it...

Just as I'd put in a new proxy so they won't block my IP...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)

it came back
you know, you do realise that you are all fighting over daz sampson

in a way, that means, he's won!

hahahaha :D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)

even if he won
there had to be at least one person somewhere in the english speaking world that wanted to learn about Daz Sampson, and for a brief second in glorious history saw that he may, or may not be, an accomplished paedofile.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)

I guess it gives the other paedophiles something
to look up to.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
daz sampson

is there no end to his talent
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)

end start
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

it's a classic comment
to which there can be little comeback
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)

Oh wow...
aren't you clever.
(JamesG, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)

hmm
after twenty years of intermittently hearing "tasteless" baby jokes (etc), I find them a bit pointless. Still, no reason for teenagers not to like them.
(haberman sees the fish below the ice (sometimes), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)

though
I am no teenager (at least not in age)
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:03, archived)

I am a teenager in age only
But in no other way :|
( davew27, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)

ok

( rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)

hey thanks for that!
now tell us how you REALLY feel...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)

do you meen this

( rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)

I suppose so!
Thanks, mate :D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

If only Huntley had just asked

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:13, archived)

very noice!
:D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:15, archived)

Why thank ye
:D
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)

Haha
oh that's brilliant. It fits perfectly.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)

I'm a sick sick puppy

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)

Go see a vet.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)

The waiting list is too long

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)

Shall
I buy you one of those collars to put on your neck to stop you from scratching?

Maybe you need it on your cock instead. Where's the problem?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)

It's in my amputated arm
or paw
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:33, archived)

One Handed
typing skills, were they well practised before hand? Or before lack of hand, rather.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)

I'm using that microsoft speech recognition program

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)

I bet
this man could too




Woo!!
(UTB, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)

NOW JUST WAIT ONE GODDAMNED MINUTE! WONKA NEVER SUNG THIS SONG
the shopkeeper did!

I demand a refund!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

take it to the manager
I merely work here.


*slurps pepsi, looks at feet*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)

Ihre papieren, bitte!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)

V for Vagina!
as in the thing I LOVE the most.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)

and it was he who suggested that the target should not be an enemy of the country
but rather the country itself

woo for norsefire
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:09, archived)

Refuse to react properly when being kicked

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)

what's up with the double cross?

Is that how they crucified Ganesha?
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

there's my clever little Czech


Namaste!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:44, archived)

it gets me so hot when you praise me like that.

namaste?
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)

Wikipidia it


;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)

done!

sorry for the ignorance, I'm still trying to
figure out what this whole life thing is about.
( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)

oi, I've got internet on my hotel room! :)
so nerdy..


( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)

What music is he/she listening to?
We need to know
(PS. These are great)
(Boss Mew Klaatu barada...necktie?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)

From
the shape of the face it's a 'he' (haven't you done the quiz?)

However in English, as in Finnish, animals aren't to be referred to by their sex, but nearly by the non-descriptive 'it'.

You should have said, "What music is it listening to?"

Therefore you're a failure. B3ta has been going downhill recently. It seems less and less people everyday know about basic Finnish linguistic structure, disgraceful.

[Of course a 'w00t' for t3h kitteh.]
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)

I have to admit
my Czech is also a little rusty

and dont get me started on my Congolese Dialectical forms
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)

You people
what about your Phoenician? How can you ever expect to learn Aramaic if you haven't got your Phoenician up to standard?

Really, I tell you, the youth of today.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)

My Babylonian is quite good
and I'm told my First Dynasty Egyptian is particularly accurate.

Not so hot on the written version though - my eagles always end up looking like ducks.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)

I'd say your Sumerian is bad too
But your Navajo is OUTSTANDING
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:52, archived)

Aha, well
Veyidabair adonai el moshe lamor...

Yeah... HEBREW BITCHES!

I'm hopeless with Sumerian as well, could you give me some lessons.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)

but of course
|| /\||. ^\||

(translation: Samir is humping my camel)
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)

Oh
that bloody cunt, he had my goat only last week.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)

Thanks
I've heard your a bit of a dab hand at the old Toltec and Olmec parlance
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)

or
perhaps they just wanted to draw attention to the cat's sexual characteristics.
(haberman sees the fish below the ice (sometimes), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)

bollocks
it's a she.. it's my own cat :)
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)

Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)

FATBOY SLIM!
"You're not from Brighton"
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)

Haha
Great!
*clicky*
( Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)

Your site with the full collection of these
got e-mailed round my office last week.

I felt a small twinge of smug superiority
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)

That goes very well to scooter "Shake that extended remix"
He even goes left right left right.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:42, archived)

Huzzah!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)

chiga chiga chiga owwww...
I still say that's Amoeba Records in Hollywood.

*clicks*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:48, archived)

These are getting about
I saw "steve" as a mates myspace avatar
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)

excellent!

( Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:37, archived)

well i found it amusing anyway...

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:17, archived)

Ah've done a wee
wee in ma pants.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)

Come on Barry!
Kick Jonathan Ross in the mancunt Barry!
(Boss Mew Klaatu barada...necktie?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)

New Government Travel Warnings

( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:14, archived)

Sheiks on a Plane!

( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:17, archived)

hahaha
oh man

also, "fob" is a wonderful word
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:18, archived)

i love thinking about words
I always say cheers to the driver on the bus when i get off, and while i was on the bus
i started thinking about the word cheers, after a while it sounded so stupid, so when i
said it as i got off the bus it sounded overly odd. Try it with some other words.

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:23, archived)

Window
Halibut
Tuesday
Vol-au-vent
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)

I used to listen to Body Count and Clawfinger on the bus to work.
I didn't know I was singing out loud.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:28, archived)

"our".....




think about it.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)

I do that all the time
it leads to me muttering words to myself and looking like a nutter
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:39, archived)

What? More than normal?
*runs away giggling* :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:53, archived)

If you can believe it

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:54, archived)

*huggles*
You're the acest!
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)

Stay out of trouble

( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)

it's a snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnake!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:45, archived)

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:12, archived)

Hahaha
Bastard light!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:15, archived)

Just thought u could propbally nip away on the amber.
but apprently an amber is the equivilent to a red, if you go though an amber u can still get fined... as my mate found out. fucking goverment.
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:17, archived)

Hoho.
Reminds me of my mock driving test.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)

Ha
Except I'm always away on orange.

(I'm a biker, not a boy racer)
( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)

doop de doo

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)

Arf :)

( FoldsFive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)

er Daly, a little dodgy maybe, but underneath... he's alright is Arfur

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)

Haha
Laughing like a Mondrain.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:16, archived)

Did Twiggy yesterday
now a larger lady. Surprisingly took about the same length of time :)



Yesterday
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)

Yikes!
It's Lisa Riley - I'm still having therapy from looking for the sauce pic :s
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:04, archived)

Phew!
images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22lisa+riley%22+sauce&btnG=Search
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:19, archived)

lisa riley ?
woo :P
( connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)

ooh impressive
I didn't know it takes so long
( Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:13, archived)

Yeah
probably why I haven't done David Schwimmer innit?

EDIT: And it is generally considered that half an hour is pretty quick for a vector.
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:20, archived)

Jesus, you can do those in half an hour?
*bows*
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)

Yea
Sorry... if only i knew :p
( Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)

:P too
*hugs*

Sorry about the Schwimmer thing, it's a very small crap picture, it'd take time and basically I'm apathetic (unless I'm paid to care).
( in vino veritas, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)

Fair enough
I could try and do it myself, or i could just use the Poster Edges filter in PS
Edit: Which doesn't look too good
( Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)

fucking hell
it's the wife!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)

they'd make a killing in Swansea

Every fucking Sunday, lines and lines of divorcees and warped kids lining the fuck up with the parents trying to make thier kids like them. Oops :)
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)

shopped pics only please
eep! ;)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)

that explains that then :)

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:43, archived)

Hahaha
I used to help on the McLiable case! Haven't eaten there for 12 years!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:48, archived)

and yet you still can't spell libel.

( evil_andy Damn you gravity, you win this time..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:38, archived)

it is sad though

/emo
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:48, archived)

yes it is

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:57, archived)

it's sad because it's true
there's a drivethru about 10 mins from me house, crawling with them every weekend. Always busy there, not nice.

EDIT Night all :)
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)

Yet another product...

Only twenty nine, ninety five!
Be surprised if it hasn't bindun
(Phrenzy plundered a chunk of precious B3ta space on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)

hahaha!
well i've not seen it, so wooooo!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:02, archived)