best i can come up with

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)

Is that why
I'm 6'8''?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)

lenght?
*is impressed*
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)

Durex easy on.....
do they have a more advanced level of difficulty for experienced rubber johnny users?

Edit: Come to think of it, i imagine that's a hard-on.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

No,
They have various types, depending on the style of woman. If she's easy, and she's on, then use this.

Edit: Better name than "trojan", anyways. The one thing trojans are famous for burst open and lots of little fellas swarmed out...
( wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:04, archived)

Hahahahaaa
of course, they did wait outside for a very long time before they got in.....

I think i've found my brand :(
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:08, archived)

This month I are been mostly buying
a new ( to me ) digital still camera

A new ( to anyone ) televisual aid

and a new ( to anyone but his mum ) doggy. ( His name is Roscoe!)


Oh and for the Nazis I did draw a pikture.
( but maybe that was last month )
PS: Ha ha.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)

Dear Panasonic
w00!

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt.
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)

Mr Horrible.
Your bash is 20 days before my birthday, plus you love me whilst also hating me. May I come?

PS: you never answer my questions you cunt
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:51, archived)

NOT IN THE HAIR!!!
*too late*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)

yes, yes
please do come! my birthday is on the 30th, incidentally.

The p.s. you cunt thing is something I inherited from another b3ta person who is often absent these days.
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:55, archived)

spending too much time with that lady friend
I gather
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:56, archived)

oh yes?
*furrows brow*

wtf?
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

I really don't know, actually
I was just making shit up.

I am, after all, a cunt.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)

I know.
He's nearly as much of a cunt as me.

Have you not figured me out yet?

P.S. can you fucking paint yet you cunt?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:57, archived)

erm
what? can I paint? I only ever painted once....

and you are local? SO therefore one of two people.

EDIT: Oh you fucking cunt!

YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Yes I can fucking paint! Look at THIS!


( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)

haha.
Massage depleted as requested.

Bloody hell, look at that picture, i'd be unsre as to shoot the model or the artist first!
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)

I preferred my variation on the style

( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:10, archived)

I saw that
In a previous life, well done.

P.S. did you notice I can get a front page in 9 days as long as no cunt knows it's me?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:14, archived)

I must say
I didn't notice.

In the first few months of this year I had a breakdown and ended up on lovely drugs, so forgive me if I missed it.
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:20, archived)

lovely or
lonely. Ah, don't answer, I know it's lovely? Chin up fella, perhaps I can dissuade you from such nonsense at your bash. And bring you some charlie?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:28, archived)

Hahahahaaaa
i just had a look, pffffft.

Dammit, i miss all the fun, I need to lurk more often, did i miss a pagga?
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:21, archived)

Will it never end?
Has this un bindun?



Sorry. I'm pissed.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)

I'VE GOT CAKE!

( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:40, archived)

Huzzah!
I have vodka. We can barter some sort of deal
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:41, archived)

If anybody's got jelly
we can combine forces to make some kind of cheapo student-style trifle! Yay!
( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)

cakes
on a plate?
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:42, archived)

( Laughing Boy, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:50, archived)

Pea roast city
for me tonight

( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:51, archived)

The word infidel just makes me laugh,
and it really, probably shouldn't.
( Fluffy elephants, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:08, archived)

Wow, I suddenly realize,
I just watched Strangers on a Train, classic Hitchcock movie.
( DaSchop gippie, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)

I sense
a remake....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)

"We apologise to passengers due to this flight being cancelled
by a house"
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:59, archived)

for a moment Bill thought
"Just what am I supposed to EAT then?"

( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

Dear Scoopzilla
this image is most w00. Have a biscuit.

Yours Sincerely

mr horrible

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)

only sometimes
:D
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:25, archived)

THIS HASLET IS WILD

(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:29, archived)

Dear Dr Dyslexia
For this you have my eternal gratitude. I like the concept of wild haslet more than any other thing I have invented.

Yours Faithfully,

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:36, archived)

Dear Mr. Horrible,
When all of your post are in letter format you sound like an ass.

Love,


P.S.
LETS GO SHOOOoooOOOOPING!
(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)

Dear Dr D
you sound like an ass at all times.

Love

mr h xxx

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:46, archived)

who did that cunt song
a while back?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:47, archived)

Will young?
nah..... couldn't've been......
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:49, archived)

The vultures will be pleased to hear that.
WYH
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:24, archived)

The Hayenas in Business class
were chuffed at first as well.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:48, archived)

The future of airline security

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)

hasn't that
bindun
for real...
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)

What?
That's not real?
( Cockweasle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

So we've got underequipped troops zooming about in fucking landrovers
playing dodgebomb with johnny insurgent in Afghaniraqistan, and APCs & other assorted hard kit playing PR games at Heathrow.

Godallfuckinmighty.

I smell the hand of a massive cunt in this.

Our Blairy twatmother.
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)

the last time there was a "credible threat"
there were tanks on the streets of london
plus a few odds and ends at the airports down there

someone taking the piss? I'm not qualified to know, that's half the point tho isn't it?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)

Here
( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

yay
freedom!

where convenient.
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:16, archived)

^^this. HARD.
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:11, archived)

hmmm
the military in the uk has always been incompetant.

the sas and sbs fought each other for ages in the falklands.

why should they be any different under bliar?
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

I don't think the UK military are incompetent
on the whole fairly amazing considering roles & resources assigned to them (leaving cash hungry & useless nukes out of equation).

Lions led by donkeys, twus ever thus. On a shoestring.
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:37, archived)

I dunno
I think the nukes are useful

someone might want to go duck hunting with them or something
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:06, archived)

Dear Ronnie Spleen
at this time of night, on this day, does anyone give a flying poo?

Yours Crappily,

mr horrible

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:23, archived)

*sigh*
fuck off you unutterable twat

you would be blackballed from the cunt club

were you of sufficient calibre to be considered for membership in the first place

:^)
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:42, archived)

Dear Ronnie
I find our response to be unutterably rude.
I hope some mustardy cock explodes up your cocoa valve.

Sincerely,

Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:48, archived)

:D
mustardy cock

cocoa valve

all in all, that's a quality posting :D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:52, archived)

Mince!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)

Toc,
toc,
toc !
( naD, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)

hahaha my friends little girl was telling me that cows don't say 'moo' in holland
cracked me up.... now toc, toc will haunt me

p.s. g'night
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

night sir
i'm off too I think, really should sleep, it's taking longer and longer to type messages :S
( naD, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

hey say
Mnnnng
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)

DAMN, HO.

(d d your friend!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)

Hurrah!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)

and when i woke up, the pillow was gone

( naD, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)

Jamaica?
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

CAN WE DO IT IN THE KITCHEN?

(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

Yes.
You better get the sewing machine.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO CRACKIE HO.

(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)

Dear Dr Dyslexia
I have great pleasure in your continued existance, despite you yet discovering CAPS LOCK.

Love,

Horrible xxx

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)

ITS THE SHIFT KEY, ASS. WHAT SHOULD I DRAW NOW?

(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)

Dear Dr Dyslexia
in response to your reply dated 12th August, I have but one suggestion.

DRAW WILD HASLET!

Yours Faithfully,

mr horrible.

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

I still don't know what that is.

(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:13, archived)

Dear Dr D,
glasscock for wild haslet, and you will see today's reposts by Butters.

Love mr h xxx

p.s. you cunt
( mr horrible, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:15, archived)

The Third Earl of Derby
being abused by single mothers
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

SINGLE MOTHERS HATE THE DUKE

(d d your friend!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)

Yay!!

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:39, archived)

haha
the best batch yet
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:02, archived)

OK I'll say it
Pull yourself together.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:08, archived)

You also need
Austin Stevens. Strangely, i watched a prog on channel 5 earlier with him in it, he was searching for elusive "Flying snakes" in cambodia..... and it never even made me think if they were on planes.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)

Here
( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)

Its still ridiculous.

( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

yea,
just look at his hat
( naD, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

CHRIST
parking must be out of control!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

I rub it on every day.

( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)

Mama!
You been BAD!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)

ooh
I have a lovely can of spam in the fridge, maybe I should rub it on to see what it's like?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)

Yech!
Warm under a cushion before applying.
( pobblepop I'm too old for this shit., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

the spam
or me?
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

It rubs the Spam on it's skin

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

or else it gets
the hose again
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:53, archived)

Poor
old grant mitchell
( Cockweasle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)

Botty Photo Fun Time

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

Samuel MFL Jackson blows up the plane.
Escaping the fireball with a parachute made of snakeskin.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)

Hahaha! W/Y/H and allsorts.
I always did think those little stickers were a bit condescending.

I suppose they're basically just trying to say "don't blame us for your shit photography".
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)

I'll get you Al Quaeda, aaaaaa...

( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)

That's fairly scary...

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

I really
like that

wyh!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)

I'll get you next time Bin Butler!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:52, archived)

arf!
God it's tenuous, but it's been an age since i pea roasted and that reminded me of this....


( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:52, archived)

Aw bugger, it's Bin Dun!
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)

Ha ha yes!

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

Ha
hahahahaha!
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:20, archived)

Hahahaha
Class!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:58, archived)

erm......



( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)

Hmmm.
The limit of my French is "Murky Buckets" and "Silver Plate".

So I'm gonna have to go with 'RIS?' on this one.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

hee hee The French are shitting crepes over a bikini photo of her in the local rags
so I thought I'd kick it up a notch

www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/08/11/france.bikini.reut/index.html
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

Ha!
Nicely done sir.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)

ummm.....
parlez vous Anglais Monsieur Paedophile??
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)

MINCE!
that's all i got
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

to be honest, it's all that's really needed

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)

well i got enjoyment out of just that so i guess it is indeed

( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)

FAB!
*clicks*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:09, archived)

Hahaha

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:21, archived)

most useful French phrase
A genoux et avale
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:31, archived)

...

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

doind
pffft
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

I showed an old lady
my doind in the park today

and she laughed.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:14, archived)

*jumps on a very old bandwagon*


To stop me going insane every time Windows asks me to restart my system...
( Maladicta, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)

I like this.
And you madam need to post more! :-p
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

Maybe I do...
... now I've become the last person in the country to get broadband.
( Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)

compo it?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)

Compo'd!
... hadn't occurred to me it was appropriate.
( Maladicta, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)

that
is the donald pleasance

of cats

*edit* jesus, its eyes seem to follow me as I move around
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)

I spent 6 months trying to get that goldfish out the bowl....
and the rest of my life trying to keep it in there. It had the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes.......

*spits*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

the goldfish of evil
they are always making evil plans

or at least, the same evil plan then forgetting it over and over again
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)

If they ever work out how
to work a dictaphone, we're finished.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

at least they'll never master
complicated systems of pulleys
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

*Stabs its eyes out for you*
Better?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

that's a tad brutal
it is just a wee pussy afterall
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

*Inserts smutty joke*

( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)

go on
insert it

stick it in, wriggle it about a bit
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

cor!
I've gone all clammy! :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

But.. but..
I used a clean spork.

I'm not a monster!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)

as long as you don't let those eyes go to waste
there's children in this world who can't afford to buy sweets you know, they shouldn't be deprived of a few soft centred jelly balls to chew on
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

^^

( Cockweasle, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)

see!!
see!!!

innit!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:01, archived)

it is !

( Cockweasle, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:04, archived)

now you put that
but have a look at http://www.furandfeather.co.uk
and be nice 'cause i work for the publishing company that writes/designs/collates/prints it :D
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

wotcher
nicer over here, isn't it :^)

now shop something and quit the name dropping, bitch
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

i have none of this "hummus" you go on about
and am deficient in photoshop skillz. I do however have a foul mouth and an overactive brain, which makes /talk my home


*vive le /talk!*
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

Maybe post a blueprint of impressive speculative engineering doodad
I'd like to see that, sure you've hard drives full of techno hummus to dig through. Scan a sketch, I'm sure you'll be surprised by the response.
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)

You need photoshop skill to be here?
*Goes to /talk*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)

"Britain's leading magazine for rabbits and rodents"
but do they read it or use scrunched up bits of it to make nests from?
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)

Don't swear kids


I realise I posted this right above a butters which may be a very silly thing to do.
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)

heh....shit happens....
yep...your timing wasn't great.....it's good, but butter's stuff is superb
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)

indeed
ah well, there's no making up for a lack of actual talent with a potty mouth :D
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)

too fucking right there aint!
you do animate better than i do though.....YOU CUNT!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)

i have the perfect retort
*digs around in pockets*


( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)

hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahaha!
cunt!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)

Yay for naD animations!
Top stuff.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

aww your kind

It's like a 4 year old discovering coloured pencils!
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)

this deserves an

ice cream man having a shit ,,,,woo
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)

ha ha
mmm twirly! does it come with a flake?
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)

:)


mince!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:56, archived)

Toc,
toc,
toc !
.
( naD, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:05, archived)

Bloody terrorists...

Click for my site.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha
brilliant!
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)

MACE!
HA!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)

But needs more
fish
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 8:11, archived)

ha ha ha ha !
bloody brilliant
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)

fcking fantastic! (as always)
I love the dude's bag coming through the scanner, i was expecting someone to jump out of it!!!
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)

Cocking Ace!
*clicks*
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)

Ouch
ha ha ha
( Cockweasle, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)

The doctor gave it to me
for my piles
(Wize, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)

Ewww
O gawd!!
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)

hahahaha
nasty

:D

*cleeks*
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)

Hahahaha
brilliant! absolutely brilliant!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)

*clicks*
that is all
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha!
Fantastico! And I broke my duck just to say that !
(dillinja puts lotions into baskets, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)

christ!
now that's a compliment

woo lurking too!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 1:00, archived)

hahahahaha wonderful!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

Hahaha!
Class sir, class.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You're getting better every day. Woo and yay!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)

Maybe.
One thing I do know is it's taking me longer everyday. I should stop being too detailed.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)

Thanks for not putting a turban on him


and really really love your stuff!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)

A turban is a Sikh tradition.
I get pissed off with people who called turban wearers terrorists. My dad's the worst.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:00, archived)

indeed, but give him a hug anyway. Dads don't last forever

/missing my dad

g'night
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

happens o me everytime
and i have farmers!
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

wow
thats great, some of your finest work sir
(Ijustlurkhere, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 9:09, archived)

Top top top!
Woo
( Jahled 1.1%er, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:53, archived)

bindun?


edit: in reference to this
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)

Hahahaha!
he's not on a brain though!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)

no, but it gave me the idea
Mark "Gnops"ler
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)

Hahaha
That was fecking Dire.....Straits
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

its a plane

but no snakes
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)

Woo.
Strangely hypnotic.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)

That
is strangely calming and pleasant.
Excellent stuff!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)

snakes on a plane is officially uncool
gonna have trouble adjusting
( CactusEater, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)

thats why
no snakes were included in this post
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)

You're just bitter
because you wanted to take snakes on as hand luggage and couldn't :P
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)

ahem...
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6219958
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)

Arf!
I don't get how you can take keys on, yet fobs aren't allowed. I know which one I'd use if I was going to attack someone on a plane.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)

It's going to be hard..
What can fill the void?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)

where's the surprise that it's a shit movie
a competent enough b-movie actioner no doubt, but never bad/mad enough to meet expectations. Cheese-fan hype & desire surrounding SOAMFP meme gone way beyond a level it could ever achieve.
Telekinetic dragons on a muthafuckin spaceship fought by an army of Chuck Norris in zero g with in fight catering by Nigella Lawson in a titanium lame body stocking, that is what you want and you ain't never gonna git, suckahz!

Oh and vrw00m! to that plane piccie what is Triffic.
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)

mmnnnnnnnnnn Nigella

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)

See, I know the market
I'll ditch this bitch and pitch the sitch, muthafucker
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)

coming i to land at Baghdad International.

nice!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)

Thats very good
*likes*
( FoldsFive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)

I really can't stop looking at that
that is seriosly good
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)

Quick and dirty

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)

HOLY SHIT NO !

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)

You love it!
:P
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)

i really don't :(

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)

Do the Straits offend you?
or is it the big brain?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)

Why? When that little faggot got his own jet airplane?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)

fucking hell
and stop this too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Huntley
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!
That's got nothing to do with me
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)

Haha!
They still haven't caught that one then?

Personally I would have left it just as 'Daz'. - More likely to be overlooked.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)

Quick & Kinky

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)

Bring out The Gimp!
:o
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)

stupid S&M, how is that in any way, shape or form arousing?

woo for concept though
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)

^This.
I have really never understood the attraction, and always suspected it was just because it was one of the few remaining taboos. (Although less so nowadays).
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)

It's the least strange of fetishes I have seen
people can get aroused over just about anything.

Though I have a small theory regarding masochism and beta-endorphin release. Probably nonsense. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)

^this
BDSM left Mr Vanilla on th' island.
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:04, archived)

yes

( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

Pffft.
Excellent stuff.
( Butters All aboard the electric jug!, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

one for you late nighters...

( bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)

hahaha
nice
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)

haha
:D
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)

top banana!

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)

Hahahaha
Excellent stuff!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)

Funny
But I've seen it before, recently, forget where
( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)

oh, sorry...
...did you check out my site, then? :D
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)

Link please!
;-)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)

hokey coke!
bruised-blood.livejournal.com
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)

Too... much... woo.
Impossible to ... fit .... words ... around compliment..

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)

Brain the size of a walnut...............
......


woo!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:31, archived)

Hahaha!

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)

haha
hehehe

great stuff!
( stup0t, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)

*tenses*
*sparks*


*woos*
( naD, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)

*clicks ignore*
well i'm fookin dairy intolerant aint i!!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)