You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 27962 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Why photoshop...?
...when it's already so aptly named!

Arnold's autobiography
(click for flickr biggr)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Pffft!
*counts the copies piling up in Bargain Books*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)
# vicious little bastard
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# you said it was you're last
your're a farce
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# he diddnt like what i said
and bloody went for me
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:04, archived)
# fucking pastacine models
fisrst they come into our fucking countries, steal all our jobs, give all the women aids, bring in their shit taste of clothes and music and then they just fucking go for your neck when you least expect it. fucking plastacine.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Not to mention
That they also steal all the toilets.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)
# i like the fellow

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Hi...
...cockalorum!

But needs more bassoon ;)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:04, archived)
# aahhahhahah
 
Huzzah!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# oooh
that's like a live action futurama baddy
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Oh Noes!
You opened the trapdoor!!!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# RARR!
yay! :)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)
# woo
he's amazing
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)
# That is most excellent
well done
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)
# rrraaaaaaaaa
thats
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)
# and thats a woo
woo ...thank you
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Do a Bruce Bickford
:)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
# that guy
is the best !
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# yaay! :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Rarrgh!
Ace!
:D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)
# The solar system is happy


Hooray!!!!

[edit: accuracy changed due to angry mail from Stephen Hawkins]

(and goodnight b3ta)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# only nine planets?
are you mad?!!?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# probably french


edit: there are ten there anywayz
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Yes
C'est dix.

And I'm not French.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# since when has the sun been a planet?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# since 22:58
apparently
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha
youre right :D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)
# it's now twelve
www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2006/08/16/nine_no_longer_panel_declares_12_planets/
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Poor ceres
he never gets invited to parties :(
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Err
In the last few days Pluto has been reclasified ( along with the 10th planet whatever it's name is ) to a planetoid and as such is no longer a planet.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# 2003 UB313
is possibly the new one, typical bloody 21st century planets they can't even have sensible names

I bet it's bloody l33t speak or something
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)
# actuall,
pluto and charon (formerly pluto's moon) are now both planets, as well as the one with the long name due to the introduction of a new class of planets called plutons.

as well as ceres that makes 12 planets.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:07, archived)
# awww! happy universe!
woo!

and g'night xoh! :)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# :D
Then I am happy too.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Or maybe just our solar system
/pedants (mind piss too)

woo yay
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:58, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# No it doesn't

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# how would you know?
;¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# I tried it once
It was rubbish!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# you can ask for a refund

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# makes your face feel like a sack of patatoes
or so im told
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:03, archived)
#
Smiling made me lose my vision.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I know why you're smiling

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Yays!
.


I've gone now
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Yay!
Although i bet the other 3 are off getting stoned somewhere
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# goodnight
the tiny pluto made me laugh
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# and mars
doesn't look too happy for some reason ...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Mars

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
best reply of the day
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:14, archived)
# my world is sad

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# that's because it is on its own
if you drew the others in, it mighth be happy
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:01, archived)
# or if you just cropped it
it wouldnt give the same illusion
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:04, archived)
# nim nim nim
etc
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# that's lovely :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)
# You are not alone

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 2:24, archived)
# woo
this is ace!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:04, archived)
# yay :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:10, archived)
# YAAAYYY!!!!
This is brillifantastic!!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:31, archived)
# New x-ray techniques etc etc

Had to get it out from my head. I can't be the first to have to get it out from their head.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)
# SONIA!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# RICKAY!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Bloody
Moomin
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)
# is it sonia from eastenders?
:¬D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Whoops...
Ah well
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# it is like those things
where you fold the £5 and £10 notes and put them together to make john mcenroe
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
# make John McEnroe
do what ...?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# start disco dancing
in the Thames
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# ?
start disco dancing in the Thames?

I do not believe it.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# it only works with the old £10 notes though
he doesn't dance for the new ones
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:02, archived)
# turn
the queen into McEnroe
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# origami?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
that would be good
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)
# No, it's been done before

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)
# I could never do that
It always ended up looking more like Sue Barker
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# haha
right sport at least
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)
# and your problem with that is?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Sue Barker now
Not Sue Barker 30 years ago
Sigh
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:00, archived)
# and your problem with that is?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:07, archived)
# it's just that
I'm a Hazel Irvine man these days
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# shes a fucking prick
and by that i mean both the mona lisa and sonia.

sonia because shes a fucking shit faced goon who's always on the telly when i really dont want to be looking at a shit faced goo(d)n and the mona lisa because she owes me ten pounds from a ten bag i ticked her. the slut.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# what a slut
kick her in the shit box
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Just stop watching telly, then

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)
# ha ha!
:)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# sick puppy
woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:51, archived)
# would

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# whats that

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# a bird of paradise flower

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# NSFW!
oh, no. it's just my imagination.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# emu squashed on the grass
after rod fell on him
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)
# But is it art?
:)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# yes

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)
# boy george after being run over on some grass ?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)
# no
not enough makeup or double chin
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:47, archived)
# poo.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Oooo!!
Very lovely :)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
# ooooh arty :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# aah

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Bwahahaaa!
Excellent work. Fabulousa!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Erk!
hahaha, that's disgusting.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Bobbitt's wife
aicmfp
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# aaaaaahhhahhah
 
fantastic.

Also, KNITWEAR!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# EMU!!!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# *screams*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# DIRTY BOY !

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
and goodnight
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# woo
and fits well to my new club


(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha poor captain

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:53, archived)
# *closes dressing gown*
woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# fish tentacle man in a hat
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to
my first and probably last foray into plastacine annimation
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)
# that's ace.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# haha

he looks like he's conducting and orchestra

[edit] you should do more...it's ace :)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# I piss on your mind, darling!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# hehe

and I didn't even pay for it :)

'lo caro'
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Hullo lovely!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# to do it properly
takes a lot of dedication i could never do the art form justice
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# well I think you did it proud :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# He'd make a great conductor. Woo!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# yay
more of this sort of thing :D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Oooh that's good
Have a woo
and a panowie
but not a yay.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# fascist

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# It's all about moderation

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Yay!
He wiggles in a hypnotic way
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Whoa
That thing makes me want to kill 17 people at a convenience store.

Just sayin'.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
 
Thank you so much.

Also, woo.

and houplah, indeed.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)
# I, for one, etc. etc.

woo!~
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# aceness!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# class

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# woo
thats great!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# it's ace
don't stop

woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:45, archived)
# woo
most excellent
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Pull over and read this....

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)
# and it looks like a book too
wheres mediocre?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# hehe
i dont know who she is but the title rocks.

just a small tangent, i was reading a mates copy of x360 magazine the other day and there was a letter from "The Duke Of Prunes". Am I able to varify that this is the same person as who posts on this board? has anyone else brought it up with him? i got well excited!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# careful now!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# haha
It's a track name from a Frank Zappa album.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# aahaa
ive never listened to frank zappa. it all makes sence. well i wont let that ruin my excitedness.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# that reminds me
must buy sausage tomorrow
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# 'nuff said
 

 
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
# pffft!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# class!
2 top quality SoaP posts today...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Egads!
 
How very droll.

; )
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# surely its SOaP
the on is just as important a word
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# probably

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# pearoasted for extra flavour

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:36, archived)
# treat yourselves
have a new question of the week

www.b3ta.com/questions/i_am_a_sex_offender/
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:23, archived)
# so you really were fiddling with your cock then?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)
# nah, that was a centipede.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Nope
I was anally masturbating with a squirrel
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)
# have a related link then madam
www.maxheadroom.nu/funstuff/index.php?id=4329
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# bit of an odd time to post it, says i.
typing with one hand, rob?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Blimey!
I could risk losing my job!

oh, hang on a minute - I do that just by logging into b3ta every day
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# The last 2 days, I had bollockings for being
on the pooter and not working,

/skating on thin ice.blog
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# You take care out there, stan -
we need you here too badly to lose you.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Ptolemyyyyyyy!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Carowayyyyyyyyy!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# That's a type of seed, you know.
Come talk to me on Messenger, boyo. I'm trés bored!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# What a splendid invitation!
Sadly I must decline however as I'm tired after a long, lovely day spent acting as a tour guide for some friends, and am now off to bed. G'night!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Night!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)
# I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# fuck yeah!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
# love that
song
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Arf!
 

 
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Wrong wrong wrong
oh so wrong

but oh so sweet...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I AM NOT A CROOK!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)
# A "clicky counter in my pocket" ???
Indeed. Fucking pervert.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I temp
In a warehouse. With no t'internet. :-(
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:56, archived)
# .


sorry
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# *SPANG!*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)
# *!GNAPS*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# what does spang mean?
ive always wondered
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)
# here
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=S
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# it's the noise made...
by any metal implement impacting upon the face of an unsuspecting victim, eg. frying pan, shovel, fish kettle
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# aha
so you are spanging this person for the pun?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:21, archived)
# yep

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:23, archived)
# *tangos*

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)
# and rightly so
though it was a 'SNE' pun
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)
# right oh
now i know for future reference
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:26, archived)
#
4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=S

edit: darn, pissed on
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Fig. 1:
 

 
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:39, archived)
# yay for airborne fluff

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)
# pffft
*dies of punnage injuries*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)
# ive cut my finger and it bled a lot and ive had to put an elastoplast on it and now it hurts a lot.


woo to the pic though
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)
# at least your keyboard won't get the bad aids now :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# oops.
too late.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:23, archived)
# and i get no sympathy from the girlfriend
because shes being moody.


all i want is it to be kissed better
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)
# A moody girlfriend?
She'll be bleeding soon then.

/men suffer from pms more than womnen do.blog
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)
# ahh its so true
nah what happened is she skipped last months by doing some kind of magic with the pill or something so now shes got a two week period


/suffers
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Kiss it yo' damn self!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# done
its just not as satisfying
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# /ron jeremy blog

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
I just walked into my sitting room and Brian Blessed was on tv :o
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)
# walking!! in a sitting room??? are you mad??!!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:24, archived)
# ha ha!
:)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Like the bloke who died
in his living room!

Oh the irony!!!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# hahahaha


silly Gibson!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# he's a big bloke!
careful he doesn't break it!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# I said
"That looks like Brian Blessed!"

And then he started talking shouting
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)
# good grief!
woo!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:21, archived)
# hehe, have a roast

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# pffft

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Yays 4 Koalas!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# ha ha
i'd prefer raccoons, but koalas would do if thats whats available
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# 12,000 posts = nekkid teim!

video footage kindly supplied by Reuters new agency

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Pfffft.
Congratulations.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# ta
:¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha
well done!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# thank you sah

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# you have done so much strenuous weight lifting
that your neck has become loose

:D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# probably just a slight burning

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# pfft.
*sizzle*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)
# are you suggesting that is not my body?
;¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# no
I'm suggesting it's not your head
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha
i wish
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)
# you give us all good head

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# but my jaw hurts so much
i don't sleep properly at night.

the sacrifices i make for this place
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# hahah first 30 seconds Britney has the same problem
youtube.com/watch?v=hLkA9y7OJAI
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
i was watching that earlier.
she is wasted
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:17, archived)
# hahha
she's completely munted :D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:35, archived)
# haha my eyes!!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# look at it
you know you want to!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)
# it's making my eyes feel gay :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# i tend to have that effect on people

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)
# haha!
congrats!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# ta
i wash going to dress as peter pan for you,
but my tights are in the wash
;¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)
# haha!
christ, i don't think i would have recovered from that...

:)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# what's so funny?
I spen hours in photoshop in the gym to get that bod!
:¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# I was only laughing 'cause you're wearing teh Speedos!
Beefcake!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
more like meatloaf
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Congrats,
nice Pecs tits
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# ta
*flexes*
*wobbles*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# haha
well done
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# ta

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Mighty!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# i have never been described as that before
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Crikey!
*adjusts monocle*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:10, archived)
# ZOOM OUT! ZOOM OUT!
:¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Agh!
12k eh? Wish I had more time..
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# no you don't
12,000 is nothing to be proud of

10,000 of those were whilst doing my PhD
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:16, archived)
# woo and well done

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:12, archived)
# cheers
:¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Crivvens!
I do wish I hadn't just logged in, to be greeted by that... congratulations! Woo!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:17, archived)
# haha
there should be a different screen when you log in with a "is it safe" button
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Pfffft!
I could just as easily manage with a simple "is swaza currently online? Yes/No" button to know if it's safe ;)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
it would always say no for me
:¬(
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I told you NOT to use that picture of my body!!!
:P
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)
# sorry
i thought you meant that picture of your body.
you shouldn't leave them just lying around.
;¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Conglaturations!
You a winner!!!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:27, archived)
# yay

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:41, archived)
# ha ha!
congratulations and well done

ps - why were you not at the bash on saturday?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:29, archived)
# thankyou
i was at a wedding

and it was my Dad's birthday.
the leeds bashes have been badly timed for me recently
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# bah!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:49, archived)
# *oils*
 
Woo, sah!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:30, archived)
# *shines*
ta
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:42, archived)
# by crikey
woo

10k for me when I get back from Norway
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# remember nekkid teim
make something special

:¬)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)
# SEXY TIEM!
you know it makes sense!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)
# :¬D
glad you talked me into it?
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 1:03, archived)
# ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
you've been at my steriod stash again!!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
that's better
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:49, archived)
# congrats n stuff matey!!

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)
# laaalalalalalaaaaaaaaa!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:D
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:02, archived)
# that needs a shattering wine glass on the other side of the screen
woo!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# :D
lalaRAAAAAR!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# "Barceloooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
woo.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# you owe me new windows
woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# yay!
*sings along*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï
ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï
ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï
ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï
ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Fuck..
she has the mouth of a langolier!
:)
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# haha :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)
# School lunches in Sussex...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4797631.stm
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# And hello, all.
& long time, no see...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# "promising jockey"
I find that phrase amusing
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Indeed.
Smack-jockey? Nice.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# what a silly jockey!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:06, archived)
# very subtle
nice one
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# I have no idea what
to do with those tossed sanlands and scramblend ergs
img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=frasierlj3.swf

Armgs
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)
# mental
innit
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# urrrrrm
how-ard
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# oh my
what is a boy to do?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Fucking hell.
That's David Firth x52. Top notch.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# hahahaha
how completely hatstand

woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# So Mr Neville, tell me,
What actaully goes on inside your head?

That was quite enjoyable, woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# :D
You're the best thing since sliced jesus
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha you mad bastard :)

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:02, archived)
# excellent!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:02, archived)
# For some reason that reminded me of
Captain Beefheart.

Fuck me. It's disturbing.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# man, surreal!
you are the dali of b3ta
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# well...
hehe
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# What is it?
Should I switch my speakers on?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# yes you nugget

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# fuck you and your talents!
*clicks*

GOD I am grateful you are in the world.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)
# what
the


[someone finish my sentence!]
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# hahahah
that makes me want to wank on you, fantastic. haha, love it.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:13, archived)
# o_0

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:15, archived)
#
(•)(•)
___

.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Hooray! The Neville used the Sheen!

(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 11:38, archived)
# if you wanna
see how i made these then look at the links page - if you dont- then you can suck my bananna! - i saw them on a website on the net and i thought hey ill try make these badboys

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# haha
hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# my
ringpice is brown for you
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# its funny cos its true
!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)
# I was thinking of these little pics of yours earlier.
The washting machine and the bum ones.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# OMG psychic!
hethen hethen!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Forkmash
yay!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# this could be left undone

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# THERE IS NO SPOON
*spoons*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:09, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Yaaaay!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Wheeeeee!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# yay
he looks so happy.

i saw a dog on the beach and he had wheels instead of back legs.
he looked happy too.

woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# He should be happy, he's a cyborg.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# if I knew it was that easy to be happy
I'd have become one years ago
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Wheee
&
wooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# woo
what a happy little bunny
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# weeeeeeeee

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# lovey wabbit
woo.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# woo to happy bunnies out in the sunshine
having an excellent time!

Even the sun is happy!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)
# yay
look at him go!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Yayyyy and clicks

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# :D
i wish i was crisps...
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Everyone wishes they were crisps.
At all times.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Best Thing On The Board All Day
100% of Fact.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Yay :D

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Am it BASIC teim?
10 If Shada = Chick Then Let Rico Love Shada
20 If Shada = Bloke Then Let Rico Respect Shada in a totally non-homosexual way (OK maybe slightly)
30 Print "Woo Yay Hoopla Panowie!"
40 Goto 30
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I AM MAN
I CHOP WOOD and I EAT RAW STEAK and I RUN UP MOUNTAINS
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)
# *feels dirty*
*has cold shower*
*still feels dirty*
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Kajapoopoo

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# pffft!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Ha ha yes!
woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# That is...
...the cover of the Neverending Story theme AICMFP*

*which I will use to purchase mindbleach to rid myself of the memory of owning that :(
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# the neverending storyyyyyyyyyyyyy
whoaaaaaaaaaaa ohh ohh ohh ohh
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# An archaeological object of the utmost historical and aesthetic importance

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Ooh, funky!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Homer Simpson in the middle?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Oooh - good spot!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Doh!

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# There is a resemblance
now you mention it.

Pure serendipity, though.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# that's a lot of arms to keep going
woo
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# That's rather funky

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# we must not send this back to peru
never!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# infact!
lets bomb them!!

and take their oil!

yay!

\o/
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
# More cats. Without the shit.
img97.imageshack.us/img97/2449/bubblecatgu6.jpg
img97.imageshack.us/img97/1379/otherbubblecatzk6.jpg

Linked for hugeness.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:39, archived)
# I like the first one.

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)
# seconded

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)
#
I didn't have to do much to the other image. That cat is as fat as fuck
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)
# yay bubblecats! :)

I like you for having the sense to link them
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:43, archived)
# I like them both
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Is it cat day or summat?


It am doggy sleepy tieme
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Ahem.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/BubbleDOG.jpg
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:05, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds