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# Is it just me that thinks this?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# no - radios can't actually talk
they broadcast sounds made by other people
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# lies

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Reclaim your vagina!
Snatch back your . . . uh . . . dignity!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Dignify your snatch!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Yes
next
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Dude, did you just post about Rhianna?
Shoot yourself for thinking about it.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah, you're probably right...
It just grates when I hear it on the radio all day, and DJs talking about what a lovely ballad it is, and it's ever so sad, and...



*inhales*
*goes for a lie-down*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# It's the internet age.
No more need for radio and its lies.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Radio 4?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# DUDE, DID YOU JUST WRITE 'DUDE'?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Dude.
I'm freakin american, I can't help myself.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Dude, did you just write "freakin"?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Dude, freakin eh, man.
Look, I have a problem, okay?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Freakin right, dude

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# He's going to be high fiving us any minute now
I just know it.
*sits on hands*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)
# DUDE! did you just write a post without including the N word!?!?
*hugs*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# heheh
Word, mah nigga.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
:P
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ;)

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ms office ebonics!!
fo excezzle mah nezzle
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# RUFUS!!!!
EXCELLENT!!!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# SWEET!
.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# bah

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# HAH!
I like this
WOO
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# back with another one of those bollocking BEATS!!!
:D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Haha
*tish*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# pffffft
*clicks the unclickable*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# SUPERMAANNN!!!!!!!!
(oop, wrong song)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)
# worse than that, she's so up her own anus ....
.... that she decrees that her long-suffering partner is being killed 'inside' thanks to his knowledge that she is happy with some other guy.

He should clearly murder the bitch and bury her sorry remains in a remote part of Russia.

Then screw her sister.

I hate this song so much that when it came on the radio I almost ran over a squirrel.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I need to get out more


and stop watching cartoons.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# This summer...
He's been an animal. He's been a woman. This summer, Rob Schneider is... a carrot!

Whoa the south park quotes.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# is that an udder made from carrots?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Likely...
Is there any other kind?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# yes - udders made from parsnips
for semi-skimmed milk
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Dee dum dee der dee der
dum dee der dee der der
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# he's about to find out...
being a carrot isn't as easy as it looks!

woo to sp - chill with the carroty seams tho.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)
# better late than never...

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# underneath my bed,
is the pope.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:56, archived)
#
pe
rn
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# No.
I beat him to death with my massive cock earlier.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that.
My eyes are still bleeding.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# heheeeheeeeheeee
excellent as per
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Pfffft.
I'd be lost without my teddy at night. Fact.

(I bloody love your comics by the way. Best newbie since me and TuTT : )

/relurk
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# best n00b?
HappyToast surely? 6 FPs in 4 months
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Oh shit, yeah
(Though FPs dont count for how great you are....*ahem*)

Yes, ok, best newbie since Toasty.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# heeeey
:( I know I only have a stunted humour gland...... but I haven't bandwagonned yet!!

Can I be on your nice newbie list? :D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Yes, for you have a fantastic profile.
*hugses*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I totally agree
FPs seem to be a lot about timing.

I've made stuff I think is far better than the stuff I've had on the FP, but there you go, it doesn't really bother me anymore, I just make stuff that makes me chuckle, everything else is a bonus
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Yes.
My things are actually the funniest/cutest/cleverest of all posts ever in the whole world, but I have not got a front page. Where's the justice in that? Eh? Where? Tell me. I'm asking you to tell me. Where is it?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# is FP 'front page'?
as mine don't fit the required size to fit the front page, I've had none on there... :(
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# my what a big
head you've got
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Yes, I have
And I'm a little sensitive about it if you don;t mind.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# *POINTS AT THE FREAK*
*JUMPS UP AND DOWN*
*GETS OUT MEGAPHONE*
*SINGS THE "POINTING AT THE FREAK" SONG*
*SETS UP BIG SCREEN TV AND PROJECTOR*
*FILMS*
*PROJECTS*
*POINTS A BIT MORE*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Look at the cranium on that lass, it's a virtual planetoid!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Nah.
TuTT can't be any good as a newbie because she drives a Micra.

There's a law about that sort of thing you know.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
meatylicious!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha :)

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I like you
Do you have these on some sort of website somewhere or something what what?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# i have the entire series printed on my arse
and for those who couldn't wait long enough

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I waited!
COOL and the gang. I will read it later whilst slipping you a length
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# heheheehe
I can relate to this...

...yes...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# surely do...
the image above this post disturbs me.... :o

bruised-blood.livejournal.com
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# the carrots?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# no no...
your anal sucking thing... ;)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
this = spiff tastic!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# haahhahaah
nice tentacle action
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hehehe
fantastic skillz!

I love seeing pillows in cartoon-form, they look so much comfier, and aww the widdle bearybear
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun + apologies for crappitude

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# needs more gradients

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Wordart Rules:
If this is your first time at word art, you must use garish colours
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# rule 2:
make the letters as big as possible
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Rule three
Have fun!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Rule 4
Try and incorporate teh Comic Sans

Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Rule 5
Profit
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Rule four
.....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Yes it does.
And so does rainbow gradient.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# It's very crap...
...coz there's no image.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Eh?
You can't see wordart. I therefore conclude that you are using windows 1.0 and are my new god.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Looks like your geocities site is down or something
I can't see it either
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i could tell you some tales of this chap. but i wont.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# pfft
He'll destroy us all! We should at least install filters. Or magnets. Or something.

RIGHT! It's time for....

RADIOHEAD! YES!

*leaves*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# You in Edinburgh?
Radiohead and beck?

Lucky lucky man
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I saw radiohead a couple of months back
they were excellent
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Filters and Magnets

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *twigs*
*branches*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I disagree

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# oooh pretty
that dress reminds me of one of those bottles you pour sand into to make a pattern/picture.
Woo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# You're right!
Those are fun.

I really like your fp by the way :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Yay!
Me too. Officially the funniest thing I have ever done.
Except for the apple in my mouth. No wait, the FP is funnier :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I think
I know her...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# that am
/=woo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# quality
woo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# that's excellent
woo

and have an extra yay for your gradient
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# That is very very nice
I like it lots and lots!
Oh yes.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Bored

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# woot! lol
ning
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# quick you
get the relevant repost in here before it disappears

b3ta.com/board/6252107
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Guess who
 

 
Clue: no, not Frank Butcher.
 
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Harry Potter?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Jacob Dyer?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *burns neck*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# 'bums Barbaby Bear'

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# he won't like that!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# im 15, and i dont have a balding head.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# LIES!
we've seen the pictures!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Dave Angel : Eco Warrior
.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Hehe
... actually it does look a bit like him
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# don't touch me you dirty scrounger
arf
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Jim Bowen?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# looks a bit like him
not him, though
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Tell us then....
....before my cock falls off.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Frank butcher

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# pat butcher?
sans wig
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me do a wee in my troosers!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Gary Hart
I can drive, I'm a good driver
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# rofl
because of the silver hair?!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# not the senator, silly
or the wrestler
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# he's gone off the rails a bit hasn't he?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# arf

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hunter s?
(pre-suicide)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Jackie Chan?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# MW

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# ASL?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# LOLZ
ROLF
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# The only SFW pair I've got

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# MFI?
Maple Shaker Kitchens?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# 27/M/lon!
GSOH!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Wesley Snipes

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Jo Brand?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Gary Coleman

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Bill
who works in my local chippy
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# that guy on that show
who said cunt in a restraunt
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# The littlest hobo?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# JOE PASQUALE

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Tinky Winky?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# cameron Diaz?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Wizbit?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Wellard?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Stirling Moss

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Muzzah!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Yay!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:06, archived)
# KAte Moss?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Damon Hill?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Rumplestiltskin?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hale & Pace
.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Damon Albarn?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Take that?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Les Dawson?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# The spice girls?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Crumpled Foreskin?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Benny Hill?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Queen of the South FC?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Jimmy Hill?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Christopher Lillicrap?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Thomas the Tank Engine?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Terry Nutkins?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Monica Lewinsky?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Hulk Hogan?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Shit-face McGhee?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Digby the biggest dog?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# My Uncle Graham?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# giggle

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Turner and Hooch?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Pete of Big Brother
*COUGH* WANKERS
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Notorious BIG?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:52, archived)
# That bloke who gets trapped under the ice in The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Tango and Cash

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Floella Benjamin?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# The nolan sisters

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Sylvester Stallone's Mum
.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Kenny Everett?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Myra Hindley?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# not busy today?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)
# :)
Does it show?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ewar Woowar?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# That bloke who does the voice overs for action films. You know, the one with the deep voice.
"They messed with John's Family"
"Now he's mad"
"They're gonna pay"

etc
etc
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Is it...
DLT with a haircut?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# That fucking cunt
what spilled my pint?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Norris off corrie....

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:01, archived)
# BOBBY GEORGE

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Patrick Stewart?
In chips?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Your mum?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Mum?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:03, archived)
# It's...
Russ Abbot from those Hamlet Adverts, non?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Nicole Kidman?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Golden Fanjita?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Murray Walker
perchance?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 19:02, archived)
# meet wayne....I made him spin!


*goes back to animating horses*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# huzzah!
nicely : )
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# like a record
right round round round
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# baby round round round round
*meatspins*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# pfffft
'hypnotised'
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
# have you ever watched meatspin for more than 30 revolutions?
aparently a good friend* of mine has and it says that you are "officialy gay now"




*me
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Oh lawd.
That man is going to vomit all over me, isn't he?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# just the woman who lost both legs in an accident

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# yay
it's like planet earth nightclub (or whatever it is called now) in leeds
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Bondi Beach Club
/lives in Leeds
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# that's the one
*remembers last time was in there many years ago*
*shudders*

my mate was tall enough to grab the ceiling from the revolving dance floor and make it stop so everyone stumbled, then it would start again as they were getting the balance back and they would stumble again.
/end of student days blog
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# i think one of my shoes
is still stuck to the floor in that place.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
go and ask for it back. it will probably still be there
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# It wouldn't suprise me in the slightest
(Still it wasn't as bad as Majestyks)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)
# good shadow work
:)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# spacktime for all you spacktards and spacktettes!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *spacks like a spacking spacker*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)
# *Spacks like a spackering spacker on spacker day with spacker steroids that spacker you more spackering than the average spacker, goes home and makes spackering love to spacker wife, to which we make a spacker child which is a spacker*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# which burns its neck in France?
;¬)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# okay
I guess you win

you spacker
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# my neck hurt after i got it burned ok?
the teacher put a bandage on it, then used that white masking tape to hold it there. i looked like a vicar. and i went white water rafting the next day, and i couldnt go in the water, but mr milton fell in the water, and we threw apples at french people.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# did you like it?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hated the vicar bit. loved hitting french people.
they have coke in a glass over there!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# *spacks*
*holds tongue down*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# serve them right, the big nosed unfunny bastards

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
that cuts quite close to the truth

woo yay
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# STOP...STARING...AT...ME!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# was that the Jolie?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Think so
Look at TeH Lips!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Igor Jolie?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it was indeed
someone told me I have similar lips yesterday, if you looked at them under a magnifying glass maybe!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# *imagines Chorizowagon's lips*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# pwaoh, but im too young :(

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *confused*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Leningrad has jolie lips

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I can see where they're coming from
and where thay're coming on but they are a little on the small side.

My friend told me to thank you for introducing her to The Postal Service from your MySpace profile, so thank you.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I don't know who she is...
...but I've had her!




One day someone will pick up the Rory McGrath thing...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# is that Rory McGrath?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *picks up Rory McGrath thing*
*drops it again and wipes hand on trousers*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Heh!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# would

/4dam

Arf!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# You don't need to look at the mantlepeice
when you're poking the fire
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Book of Revelations, chapter 4 I believe

Just below the bit that they keep crossing out that says gay bum love is fine.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# haha

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:42, archived)
#
unless your eyelids are sewn to a mantlepiece.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Well yes
of course
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# thats got to be
Marty Feldman
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that's
2 bonus points (one for each eye)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# When Alan Shearer Attacks

Not RPS, I know, I know.
And I can't take a decent photo to save my life, I know, I know.
But I took this one today.
Place your bets on date/time it's going to explode all over my kitchen.
Best before December 1999.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# 5 kinds of meatball pictured

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# open the can
microwave for just 20 seconds
eat
wait
photograph the result
post it
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# newsletter archives
does anyone else get titted off when trying to find something from a previous newsletter?

Gaaaahhhh

Search facility please.

I want to find the wobbly face pics.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# and could you also

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# well why don't you...



At least mine was b3ta related unlike the ipod bollocks
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# fair-ish point
just made the Sadowitz thing and I'm feeling trigger-happy- soz
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# now then now then, no need to be a cunt
*cough* CUUUUNT
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:33, archived)
# where are the gradients?
WHERE!?


WHERE!!!?!!??

search facility please
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GRADIENTS

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)
# i want to find my g spot.
but you dont hear me complaining do you !
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I could help you with that

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ME TOO
PROLLY NSFW
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# here it is.
oh no that's something else


Bye bye all, I'm going home
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Mine is in my arse

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Wait a minute!
thats MINE!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# And you're not getting it back!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *Humps*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *cums*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# mine is in the cupboard
under the sink
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# the search facility is
here...
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I was expecting that to be
the I love horses website
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# no
that's here http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# uh-huh
love your sig btw
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:31, archived)
# De toeter van de bus doet pè pè pèp
I found it while looking for Tweenies pics
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Pfffft
it's really silly, and probably from a childrens' song
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I know no dutch
But my guess is the next line goes:

wisj wisj wisj
wisj wisj wisj
De wissers van de bus gaan wisj wisj wisj
advocaat de boer van bronkhurst
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:34, archived)
# its sooooooo close
the entire song...

'De wielen van de bus'

De wielen van de bus gaan om en om
Om en om
Om en om
De wielen van de bus gaan om en om
Dag en nacht.

De toeter van de bus doet pè pè pèp
pè pè pèp
pè pè pèp
De toeter van de bus doet pè pè pèp
Dag en nacht.

De wissers van de bus gaan wisj wisj wisj
wisj wasj woesj
wisj wasj woesj
De wissers van de bus gaan wisj wisj wisj
Dag en nacht.

De mensen in de bus doen babbel babbel babbel
babbel babbel babbel
babbel babbel babbel
De mensen in de bus doen babbel babbel babbel
Dag en nacht.

De baby in de bus huilt wèh wèh wèh
wèh wèh wèh
wèh wèh wèh!

De baby in de bus huilt wèh wèh wèh
Dag en nacht.

De bel van de bus doet ding ding ding
ding ding ding
ik zeg: ding ding ding

De bel van de bus doet ding ding ding
Dag en nacht.

De wielen van de bus gaan om en om
Om en om
Om en om
De wielen van de bus gaan om en om
Dag en nacht.

Dag en nacht.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:40, archived)
# well
you picked the right line
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# does that can contain the people on the front like all cut up?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Learn how to use Google Perhaps?
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=anything+site%3Ab3ta.com%2Fnewsletter&meta=
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ^ this
or post some sort of cunting picture
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Stupid Question
Hi all.

I've seen all the iPod things going round so i was wondering if you could answer me a question:

Are iPods tied to a specific iTunes liscense?

Thanks in advance.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# yes.
no.













maybe.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I wonder, could you..,


amazing- I only just made this and I was thinking "when will I ever get a chance to use it?"
the lord works in mysterious ways
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# just made this too
someone please provoke me....

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Your mum smells of wee.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:50, archived)
# erm.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Thanks.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I feel an enormous sense of release
I'll just go get the wet wipes
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I was wondering...
what I could feel running down my face.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# yes
because of the gradients
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
#
All the infomation you need on iPods is here .
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# I would run if I were you
But because I'm in a vaguely good mood, I won't post abuse.
The answer is I have no bleeding idea.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Don't listen to these unhelpful people
All you need to know about iPods and iTunes licensing is here:

www.apple.co.uk/ipod_licensing.asp
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# arf
being helpful is not like you at all
;¬)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# No
X-Play 2 on a PC will allow you to steal someone's iPod and use it on your own computer.

*ahem*, I mean "apparently"...

Now get to cocking fuck before I rape you.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# gets us all in the end

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# This belongs on /talk

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
# soo thats how he gets that golden glow !
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha!
WOTSIT MAN!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# What a grin

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# 'ning

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Pfft what are you suggesting?

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Let the B3ta zombification commence!!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to be a zombie?

You too can be like Thor and Chorizo here and have your body mutilated for living dead posterity.
Simply send
1. Your name,
2. Your desired form of zombie erosion (i.e. which bits they went for, nibbled at or tore off)
3. How long you've been dead - from several hours (still fresh and bloody), up to a week (pretty unrecognisable and crusty)
4. A picture of yourself for me to vaguely adhere to - Don't swamp my Inbox with massive photos please, stick with the B3ta 50k rule ;)
5. Any extra notes about anything special you want to be wearing.

I may or may not draw you, I can't give guarantees I'm afraid, but I will try my best (work and other commitments permitting)

So, if you want to, mail me at: zombies at happytoast dot co dot u k
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAY
I love mine so much :D:D

my poor nork!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# *kisses better*
:P
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Eeeeeew
You've caught zombie
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# *eats brains*
pfffffffffft its only a light snack!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# ha ha!!
you were looking in my head!
silly zombie girl
*wiggles brain filled bum*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)
#
brain semen
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# mmm...

...creampie
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *hands 4dam a straw*
don't worry that'll keep him quiet for hours.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *felches*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# cue ironman repost...

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# he's taking his time
is he alright?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:35, archived)
# i forgot to untie him

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:51, archived)
# *waits*

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Hurrah!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:00, archived)
# at last!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:02, archived)
# zombie or no zombie
i'd still take a bite.

;)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# this ^
has to be the best idea evarrr!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# i cant send an email
:(
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# You are davew27
AICMFP
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I'm davew27

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# And so's my wife

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# email is banned in bristol and france.

because of you.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)
# as is the name Jacob Dyer from my Inbox

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# WOO!

*emails*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahah
you loon, I've already done you!

*points louder*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)
# tee hee
you're gonna get flooooooo-ded!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *sends under a different name*
;)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# done.
I love your zombies.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# joins queue

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Done
and done :) Are you zombifying B3ta then?
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# starting to
although this is no doubt a very foolish idea
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)
# *emails*
what a fantastic idea :)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# happy toast have you got my email?
:)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)
# *emails*
*expects to be disappointed, due to volume of wanters*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# i want my neck to be eaten
:D
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Yaaay!
this sounds all of the ace
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Emailed and hoping!
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:45, archived)
# and me...

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:47, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)
# BIGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
:D

woo
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOO
My SPOON is TOO big!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)
# YOU NEED A BIGGER MOUTH

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# these cows a re very small
while these cows are far away
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I live in a giant bucket

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Woooo at least someone got it!
I AM A BANANA!!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# hahaa!
those are brilliant cartoons.

/fat and sassy blog
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)
# yes

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)
# YES!

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Where will he poo?
POO IN SPACE!

(inevitable snakes reference goes here)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Jump!
Your style is quality
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Finally, Some Evidence.

(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:06, archived)
# pfft

good tag as well!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!
it was even on the Dutch news just now
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)

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