Dogfather of Soul!!

(Mistermook, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:28, archived)

That actually fits.
*shouts incomprehensible lyrics*
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 19:04, archived)

first anim

(ntmb, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:17, archived)

BRRRRRMMMMM!!!!!!

( Cockweasle, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:47, archived)

must've beendun, shirley

Click for teh others :)
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)

Woo
I remember games like that alot on our ancient Acorn we had for years 'Chuck Rock' was a classic one!
(The lord Boo., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)

Chuck Rock?
Speedball 2's da man!!!!!
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)

Speedball 2 was brilliant :)


/relurks
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:19, archived)

woo
Speedball 2 on the Amiga was okay!

I completed it many times, but it was still fun getting there.

..... ice cream! Ice cream!
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:23, archived)

hahaha!
That was especially funny if you'd just iced someone, and they're carting him off while someone's selling ice-creams in the bg :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:29, archived)

GASP!
my first console! the sega master system 2.
with MARBLE MADNESS!
and chuck rock 2. son of chuck.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:37, archived)

Scribbling

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

Himpressive

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

Herpressive

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)

post-op-ressive

( connor, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:52, archived)

Post man pat
.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:57, archived)

ECALEPSYYYY

 I know i spellded that wrong

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:01, archived)

asapently?

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:36, archived)

Its Payne! Get him!

(doos hows my random?, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:02, archived)

excellent!

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)

I don't htink this displays very well :?(
never mind off to t'pub!


[edit: anim replaced due to shittyness]
[please have this as pearost placeholder]
[apologies]
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

Beats a
redex ... but not by much

EDIt .. better

EDIT: I love this!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)

bye you 'orrible lot
see you in a fortnight!


( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)

Hahahaha
I hope you have a fabulous time and see lots of wildlife :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:35, archived)

I wish I
had more than one anus.
(Wiggles, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

Have fun!
But not too much of that kind of fun.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:40, archived)

I want a shitty animation!

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)

sorry,
shitty as in b0rked...by ffox, or by photobucket, or by an act of the ass of god...
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:46, archived)

photobucket is pants
they deleted two nudes I did (granted the source pics were from porn sites, but never the less..)
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:27, archived)

Compo worthy?

(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

Beautiful
entry for the compo

is it revenge of the faq ignoring noob?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

no
it was me being rusty at posting on here, so nerr
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

he he he ...
I still see a redex ... lol
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

you've fixed it now,
but I'm a pearoasting whore and can never resist an opportunity to wheel this one out:

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

THIS RIGHT HERE
IS PURE COMEDY GOLD!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

Go oldies!

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

motivational posters
i think our HR dept have missed the point




(sputnikboy, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

hahaha!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)

roffles

(Nothingtoseehere, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)

my name is jacob dyer
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

OH MY GOD
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!TWELVETY!!!
( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:31, archived)

shut your flange!
this isn't funny
( slight yoinks!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)

Ahhh, office humour. A strange mix of cliches, other people's jokes and an inabillity to percieve the difference between 'crazy' and 'tedious'.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

you
do better then :P
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

Hehehe, clearly I stand defeated.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

good boy
now go sit at the back of the class
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

yes
your whinnie the pooh illustrations are very original
(sputnikboy, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

I'd love it if you could find something similar to putting him in to Blake's poetry, some old Steinman nonsense and heavy metal album covers.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)

ahhhhh
the crazy mix of 2 normally inapprpriate things, or is that tedious
(sputnikboy, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

When did I use the word crazy?
I largely produce them to try out new things in PSP. As they often take a good couple of hours to do I think they're considerably better than a couple of print offs of large writing done in word. Besides, the joke is more that he fits alarmingly well.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

tenuous
I think you mean ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

Anyone for tennis?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

sorry didn't hear that
I've got Tinnitus
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

tinitus rocks
your fringe naturally goes white and you usually go completely batshit after a few years.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)

Isn't
it just a ringing in the ears?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:48, archived)

It's more often than not caused by a genetic defect that has these side effects
though the madness may be caused by the constant noise.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:49, archived)

ooh ... good to know
so infact people returning from gigs complaining of "tinitus" are nothing more than gimps.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:58, archived)

As in..
"You don't have to be tedious to work here, but it helps!!!"
(mugwump, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

^ What he said

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

hahaha
I have just been offered free reading tickets if i drive the 350 miles to reading and take the weekend off work.
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

er ...
DO IT!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

I'd fucking love to but i can't afford it
/rubbishsy shit blog
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

BUT BUT but ....
free tickets??

Can I be you for the weekend?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

Can you handle my noncing duties?

( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

I've been trying for years
but no-one can even get close to your noncing!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:33, archived)

just do it you gay!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:23, archived)

I'll fucking do you in a minute you caaaaaaaaaaaaaant

( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:25, archived)

chance would be a fine thing
Reading is funny, it's full of emo children
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:28, archived)

Probably is
I'm from Reading and I turned out to be a total cunt.

Thought I was going to be nice ... but no, went the other way.

Anyway ... FUCK OFF AND HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

are they like
book tokens?
(sputnikboy, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

Yes.
But i don't get to keep the books. i just get to read them
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

there's gotta be a catch

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

Nah it's my sister
she works for MTV and gets these kind of things free
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

Wow
you must be hated at work if they'll give you free tickets just to piss off for the weekend
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:31, archived)

i saw a sign at work today
the seat is white
the cistern is too
flush the toilet
after your poo!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

Shit on the seat
and mess up the rhyme
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

Actually
Changing the first line (so it says "the seat is brown", for example) wouldn't actually effect the rhyming.




You cunt.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

Crappy head swap compo entry

...but it is Friday
'Noons all
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

:D Hehehe
Nice'un.


*I just bought a new bass- www.thomann.de/prodbilder/spector_q4_pro_mbs_pimx_183464.jpg *
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

Hurrah!
you can never have enough basses :)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)

ooooooh
sweet

(little bit of a far cry from my crappy encore!)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

I expected a large fish.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

he he he
this place does warp you. (not plaice)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

Seeing as there's plenty of Boosh love on b3ta,
thought I'd contribute:




I must get back to my lurking soon... oughtta get some more work done today, really.

EDIT: More of my Boosh-based stuff can be found in my deviantART scraps if you're interested:
www.deviantart.com/deviation/30154782/
www.deviantart.com/deviation/31324784/
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)

sweet little icons!
and swish other pic thing
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

Popup alert!
We want ears and tails here people!:D
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

Very nice!
"Soup, soup a-tasty soup, soup"-- fuck don't get me started again.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

;)

(Space Strawberry in 3D, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

You just made my day!

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)

And he just
made my dinner :D
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)

literally? he just made your dinner?
that would be awesome...






/dreams
(Nothingtoseehere, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

hey
Jacob ... that profile made you famous.

But yes, it would be a good thing for random strangers to make me food ... I like that in people.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)

squeee!
i love that!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

i am a summer soup
oh !
( connor, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:50, archived)

ooooh, fantastical

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)

cheese is a kind of meat!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

B3ta is becoming
awfully talented these days isn't it?
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)

I am thinking of downgrading to b2ta
that said..... where were you midweek?!
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)

I have Mondays to Wednesdays
on ignore
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

I'll have to give up my job just so I can spend all day drawing things to post.

(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

woo!
are they gonna do another series? i hope so!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

I believe a third series has been confirmed.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)

YAY!!!
this is my boosh related art
www.deviantart.com/deviation/38002892/
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

That's gooood.
I have to resort to re-animating screencaps :)

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)

*Sets fire
to a posh hammer to celebrate*
Orsum!!
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)

Apparently
yes!
I hear they want to do something a little different again with series 3; they talked about wanting to make the format more like the Muppet Show. :)
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

ooo
crazy
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)

Boosh
+ Muppets?

That can't be bad!
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

Time to squeeze one more out before hometime :D
Yay - Have a great bank holiday weekend all!!


( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

EAT THIS BIRDIE~
*adds cuttlefish to the cage*
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

mm
I do like a bird with a good arse.
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

*eyes suspiciously*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

well you know it's true!

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

bad boy!
don't be subtle to her in her tired condition ... just say

"I love Jessie's arse"

(it's what everyone else is thinking ...)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

I think I really will nap now
It makes sense!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

Good girl
need mummy to tuck you in?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

*proffers tweety chow*

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

Hahahaha
Remembered the clothes today then?

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

lmao
nicely done!

EDIT ... what people don't realise is that this was the original pic ...

homepage.ntlworld.com/dave88/images/caveman.jpg

(nicked from damocles)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

STOP! THIEF!
it's hammer-time!
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

*Mercilessly takes identity*
*looks through fridge*
It's empty you bugger

*hands back identity ... slightly soiled*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

ha ha!

( finnbar always employs the double tap, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

if I was the Duke, I would make a tongue poke out

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

heh I had similar thoughts...

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:26, archived)

You guys
have spent altogether far too much time staring at Jessie's arse ...

Move over, my turn!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:53, archived)

poor jessie

( drunkenoaf, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:21, archived)

*eyes from a safe distance*

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

*eyes and fwaps*
(rampantly)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)

.............eep
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)

Cheery bye!
If anyones in East london on monday. Doing sound for a gig. Tis in mi profile.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

Yikes!
woo and yay!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)

Har har, get it, Tweety! >:D
Look at his little fluffy bunghole! *points* XD
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)

Sir Clives latest venture

(monocle, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

used to have one of them
with Bullseye and Operation Wolf, fecking awesome :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

I had one also.
Had some game where you had to stop the little robots from building a massive one.
(Cakie capable runt, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

Was it called
stop the little robots from building a massive one?
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)

Remember that game with the egg?

( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

DIZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Was superbest game ever
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:13, archived)

Treasure Island, Fantasy Island, Magicland Dizzy.....
oh yes :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 18:24, archived)

You missed Spellbound
Which was the besterest!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 19:29, archived)

I've still got mine
Bullseye was great


smashing, super, great infact.
( Cockweasle, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:24, archived)

I just misread that as
"ZX Speculum".
Please nobody make a picture of that.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

did someone mention speculums?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

Hahahaha
Jesus
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

so wrong
yet so right
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

oh jesus christ that's wrong

( Mushroom, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

A citroen ZX speculum
you can park in places no other form of transport can get to!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

Pffft!
But don't say things like that, it's how bandwagons get started. We'll end up wit ZX Plectrums and all sorts.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

As you wish....

( bennyhillslovechild @bhlc, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

that thing is rubbish
its made for cunt!?!
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)

a bit late, but here's a (crap) one I did a while back:

( Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:44, archived)

apparently he is making a c6

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

Ooh, I'll look forward to that then!




/sarcasm
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

Yay
My first computer... rubber-keys Speccy. Happy times! :)
I can only see in 48k colour now.
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)

 
     
 
 
just black innit
 
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

"Cool. What does G13 do"?
excellent :-)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

A bit more than G12
But lacks the features of G14
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

says here
it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth ...
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

"Cool! Load 'er up boys!"

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

COR!
*loads*
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

hello
sorry if i was a bit nasty last night
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:44, archived)

That's alright!
I'd kind of prefer it if you weren't, but we're all entitled to our opinions, and I think enough of you not to be too bothered if I catch the infamous nasty side of teh Fanj on occasion ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

at least he didn't put a big magenta cock on your bum

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

More bums on B3ta
Next weeks challange. B3taians bums.
A 21 bum salute!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

ooooooh
is it hicks?
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

it is indeed

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

I love that style.

And Bill Hicks.
Have a woo from me.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:46, archived)

have a woo from me

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:47, archived)

spiff I like it!
always love lined paper more!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:51, archived)

hmm
can't work out if less is more?



help
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:49, archived)

ACK
aside from the hideous transparency in my browser :S
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:50, archived)

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:22, archived)

Noone is better than Bill.

(waxdart gave up standup today,, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

*Cough*
www.djtees.com/tshop/store/listCategoriesAndProducts.asp?idCategory=8
(Wiggles, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:38, archived)

Hey up.....

( benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

hahahahaha
nice!
( diablo0301 MEH!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

Pffffffffft!
You made me 'lol'. Now people are staring at me.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

yay

( sinisterduck, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

You made me pffft tea

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)

dupree, the pray get it? Seamless again.

( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

seams fine to me.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

THAT
makes a much much better film


Did anyone else think this seemed written for Jim Carey?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

Nothing
should EVER be written for Jim Carrey.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:31, archived)

except for a death warrant

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

I'm with you on that one!
But unfortunately, but like cults, suicide and bombings, it still happens ... sad but true
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

Not entirely SFW.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

arse?
is that suitable for work?


hang on ... I'll ask my boss ...


EDIT: Now you link it!! it's in my cache now ... and the pikey gits check that!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

hahahaha
i like that. :D
( fross Read your email on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

But it's not pronounced 'dupray'
stupid merkins.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

my geeky stoners t-shirt idea

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

hahaha :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

1337!

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

COOL
you can be a sad geek and so mellow you don't care!

I loves that!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

l33t!

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

Hahahaha
Sold.

#π?
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)

*eats*
*gets hungry*

*eats*


*gets hungry*
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

seems to be
a circular problem you have there ....
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

It's a slippery slope.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

SPAM!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

off to the naughty step for you young man.
And deservedly so
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

will i receive a good spanking?
please
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:27, archived)

*spanks*

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)

I got naughty stepped today

( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

nawty boy ;)

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

For 10 whole seconds
I cried and everything
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

I was busy donkeypunching you
thats why you cried.
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

I <3 U
you mentioned the S word :D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

I <3 U too
but now it's home/beer time!!

ta~ra!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

cheerio pip pip
have a good weekend

*poke*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

I <3 BEER :D
and the weekend!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

I <3 Horses
Best of all the animals

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

you are
talking full on beastiality there arent you?

should I really ask?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:43, archived)

he fucks goats and wanks pigs

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:48, archived)

you've not quantified or qualified the variable...
and the hash symbol appears out of place,
and I don't see any parentheses...

0/10

/sold.
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

needs more pixeltext.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

You love happy people with curly fringes?
Or people with saggy eyes...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:29, archived)

massive head
to body ratios?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

Or people pooping into bowls

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

I <3 @:)-|B-<=#
I love elvis-haired, well endowed skirted girls in snow-shoes. I'm not very fussy
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

hahaha
if you package it with a marley hat it'll fly off the shelves
( 4dam party, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

Haha!

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

I bum hash?
not sure it will work

woo
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:36, archived)

300th postage

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)

congratulations!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)

/curious
www.b3ta.com/board/6264510
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)

I give up.
Where the hell is 'Ringo' thing from? It's giving me a brain itch.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

Bill Hicks?

( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

I made it up
It's the name of my raccoon
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

Gah!
But it sounds so familiar. Must now drink beer to make brain itch go :(
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

heh

"he's called CANOE!"
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

'noon pres.
how's the head today?
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:33, archived)

Fine
Despite claims to the contrary, I wasn't actually all that drunk last night (well, when I was on the board anyway!)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:34, archived)

Yeah, dunno what all the fuss
was about. You were just arsing around as usual :)
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

Pffft!
You're such a git

Probably why I like you ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:37, archived)

ooh you are awful...

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:39, archived)

if you missed that
it was kind of in your wake.
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

:s
Dunt sound good
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

well may I take this opportunity to say (again)
that you have a lovely arse ;)
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

Hahah, thanks
And for the record IT WAS KOP KOPS NOT CHOCOLATE BUTTONS!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)

ha ha!!
bungle!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

Are you sure it was kops kops?

( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

HA HA HA HA
lovely butt munching
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:40, archived)

I found your arse just a few minutes ago
and what a fine arse it is
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:38, archived)

haha this^

it's peachy :)
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

i'll not talk about it on here
i'd like to take it up with that person, but they're not on msn or they've not accepted me.
and for now i've gotta go to work!
toodles!

and by the way i wasn't having a go last night by anything i said!
i just felt bad cause it reminded me of stuff that i'd regretted!
/selfish

if you wanna talk on msn i'll be back at about 10:30
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

Bub-byes sir!
Give 'em hell!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)

pfffft! sir indeed!
*mwah*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

I have recently
noticed an inordinate amount of your body parts on the interwebnet.

I would like to take this opportunity to complain that the bbc doesn't endorce this kind of smut and should do more to bring it into publick view.

Yours sincerely

Lord high thrimblebum the third (Mrs)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

I only had an hours sleep last night, so you'll forgive me if I'm overwhelmingly slow
...but is that a complaint?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:32, archived)

yes...
but at the lack of more often seen flesh of the 'yours' variety I think
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:35, archived)

Did you not see the bit about an hours sleep?!
SIMPLE PHRASES PEOPLE!

/whimpers and clutches head
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

he was demanding more

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:41, archived)

*hugs*



Thank you!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

awww bless
I thought my simple message would have been long since understood:

I LOVE NUDITY!

and I'm not afraid to use it (be warned, I make that fat guy at the pc that went round the interweb look like a fucking model!)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:45, archived)

awww sorry....:(
here have a fluffy pillow and some hot beverage of your choice!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)

*loves*

*makes duvet nest and stays there*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)

I'd like to take a moment to complain that some members of b3ta are closed-minded twats.
I've recently seen a woman on a beach (out in public!!!) with a string up her butt, and little more. I've also discovered that most people have butts! I've also discovered that there is not a lot about butts (and particularly not Jessie's) that is offensive.

Have my ass, bitch! I've posted it at least three times as an image, and haven't gotten anywhere near the flack Jessie has. Open your head a little bit? If it's a sexy girl's butt, it's porn? If it's an ugly guy's butt, it's not as offensive? Mine doesn't even have silly candy stuck to it to make it funny (something I dared her to do)


It's an ass. It works like an ass, and it is a naturally-occuring thing, just like trees and petroleum. We should ban tree pictures (RPS shot to hell!) as well!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:52, archived)

I think you may
be missing the comedy here ...
And put it away, you're not impressing anyone.
(Least of all the girl you've made it obvious you have a big crush on)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)

ta
x
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)

hey ! :P
www.b3ta.com/board/6264633
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

see my reply?
do yah? DO YAH?

thankyou hunny (:
you have all of teh skillz, but now i really must dash cause i'm gonna be late!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

ta-ra!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

W/Y/H
Congrats!!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)

Woohoo!
I had 300 five posts ago, too.

Well, six now.

cheers
( jamiem, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

woo to yoo too

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

yay

( discomeats I keep thinking about steak, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

the big 300..woo

congrats to you sir..one day i will have that many..
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

Bernard Bresslaw!
Best of all the really bad drag Carry On actors
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

^this^
just got me a dirty look for laughing out loud.

most woo to you
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

smothered
ta for my woo's...i speak to bernard often..on the psychic phone line..he has an urge for.fray bentos pies
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)

You're a strange one aintcha?
You should lay off that strongbow mind. It rots your guts.
Have lovely real ale - it makes you sexeh!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

you fucking arse..
made me laugh out lood.
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 25 Aug 2006, 17:20, archived)

woohoo!

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:17, archived)

Distorted Furry Girl says...

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)

Distorted-haemaphurry
definately a package there!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)

Distorted Furry Girl
contains many hidden surprises!

Most of which are of the scary and weird variety.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

unexplainable bulge
u saying she packing lead?
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

ugggg
bleeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuurgh
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:42, archived)

It's Almost As If They Can See You....


/not really worhty of its own thread.
/it is that I am proud I got it down to 250k :?)
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:11, archived)

me likey
301
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)

creepy w00!!!
hello sir! do I find you well?
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:12, archived)

Hello....
...my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

[edit: how rude. verr busy as usuall, hence the escape to b3ta...you good?]
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)

hahaha
look below you!

I moved into a nice flat, like yours but half the size. Do update people, and I'll phone home soon!
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

ixillent....nice one!
...will do...

...now c*ck off you cnut! ;?)
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)

b*stard
;)
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)

MrBastard to you sunshine...
/MrHorrible
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)

you fucking dwarf!
/ccc
( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)

haha,
my neck is on fire!
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)

but did you like it?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

have you been to france?

( mr horrible, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:30, archived)

I love that film!!!!!
the book is better
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:36, archived)

i once had that
when off my trolly on something that looked like rice paper cut into squares.
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)

freaky.....
your sig, my comment...wooOOooOoooo
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:14, archived)

woooooo!
now thats creepy
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)

seamless

( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 25 Aug 2006, 16:07, archived)