wo

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

that's not very nice
but it is very excellent.

*clicks*
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

!ooW [inverse woo]
You gonna do a painted version?
Harsh and all too true.
*clicked*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

thanks...
may well do!
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

Ace

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

the poor blackcurrant headed woman
her baby has been used to make ribena :(

wooing your work
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)

Neeeeooowww

( Micro Prawnvica, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Pffft.

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

Uncannily lifelike.

( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

=D

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

Ooh...
Minfidel Rolls!
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

Arf!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

Well, would you?

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

not again

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

ow

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

YOUR CROCODILE TEARS DON'T FOOL ME

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

what about his crocodile shoooooooooooooooooooooes?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

Get into the IBM

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

he has shit on his chin

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

That's rust, you ignoramus
It the amoebas stuck to his knees that freak me out.

Woo, it's very nice
( Hamster Trippin' bibble, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

This is far more sympathetic

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

Puppays smell liked wee!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

Lest we forget...


Is it just me, or is it all a bit tasteful here today... not a Hull in sight...
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

Whoops
Spoke too soon?

But you got a giggle for your pic, they really were shite :D

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

I wondered when someone would bring those cunts into it

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

its a little known fact the the boyband A1 were not actually named after the road
No sir - they carefully chose their name so as to appear at the top of the listing in the Yellow Pages in the category of Boy Bands thereby making them the default first choice whenever anyone needed a group of whiny short-arse girlboys to lipsync on a daytime tv program.

It was Brian the lead singers dad who had the idea as he is a plumber
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

and Let Loose
of "Crazy for you" fame were ACTUALLY released lunatics from an asylum in Bedfordshire.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

hmmmm
compo suggestion here methinks
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

YES!
I'll go suggest!
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

go on then
it'll be just after mine
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

hahaha
voted for yours
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

I was exceptionally disappointed
to find out that SL2 weren't named after a Slough postcode
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

no
they were named after their favourite Icecream, Solero Lollies!
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

but they could be!
vote for the compo entry

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post61098/
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

*votes*

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

*goats*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

*boats*

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

I don't think Leningrad has woken up yet, thats why... ;-)
and arf to that!
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

how dare you joke about the passing of 911!!
they were tortured souls cruelly ripped apart by allegations of homosexuality.
The memoryies should be kept sacred, I wept for nine months after they split up and still only wear black in public
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

Arf!
but also Boo! for reminding me of those tossers ;)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

Hahahaha!
I'd forgotten about them and still don't remember them.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

.

(soapyti twank, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

Ning!!

(Mistermook, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

Hahah!
This gets the ridiculous vote, and I likee

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

Snadger!

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

*smirk*
You said 'nadger'!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

Bake!
it's a baaaaaaaaaake!
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

badg-nooo, its a snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

THE SNAGER WITH AN AURA!
whoop
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

Yay for snake mashes :)
Have this 'tree snog'

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

Cor!
Thass brill!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

Thankee
I have no hummus today so shall be a pearoasting whore instead ;)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

now that's rather scary
what's it on? Literally, as in what's it sitting on?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

Not sure...
but it don't look too comfortable
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Croikey
he's a vicious little baaarstard. Watch him savage me aarm as I put me thumb up his bum. What a beaut.
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

hahaah

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858526444

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

you ev0l ev0l person
*clicks*
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah
*clicks like a mad badger*
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

um, ninth of november?

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

yes, 9th of November :D
9/11/2001
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

duh, I can be a dumb cunt sometimes
I was going to have a moan about americans putting the date in the wrong order to d'oh
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

yes indeed

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

Yes.

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

9 11
is 9th November
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

Hmm. I love you dearly sir
But spamming the emergency number isn't funny
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

you are thinking of 999
which is the 99th of November
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

The American emergency number works in the UK
Dial 911 and you get put through to 999
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

really?
wow. I know 112 does.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Yep
999 works here
911 works in the US
112 works across all of Europe

But as an extra 'gesture' they also divert the American emergency number too, so in the UK all three work
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

I didn't know that.
But I'm not going to try it to find out if you're right.

Knowing the people on this message board, if I dial 911 because you've told us this 'fact' I'll only get I Love Horses or the sound effects for meatspin.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Plus it's nawty!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

112 is the international emergency number. You can dial it from a locked mobile, or one without a sim card.
Try it if I'm not too many hours late for someone to read this.
( gronkpan, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)

Works in australia too

(EasilyRecognisable changed her username for a reason, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

Sheptember, shurely?

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

You're thinking of 112,
which as any American would point out, is the week before.

Just had a thought. 6/6/06, when the forces of good (us) and evil (US) come into alignment and agree that it's the sixth of June. Hmmm...
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Is that you,
Robert Killjoy-Silk? ;-)
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

Hmmm.
Is that a dig at me or are you suggesting that Americans are actually stupid enough to believe this?

I have no idea so I shall just concentrate on the bit where you say you love me dearly ;)

Edit: Hang on a minute, I've seen lots of films, surely the number would actually be 555-911?
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

I do love you dearly!
And that's the main point.

...but at the same time, whether someone is stupid enough to believe it or not (and obviously it's more likely to be 'not' since it's an obvious joke) I have a real belief in '999/911/112' being one of the few sacred things in life.

Edit: PFFFT! yeah, you're right actually. My mistake ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

*curtsey*
In that case I appologise for offending you. That certainly wasn't the bit of the post which I thought would offend anyone!
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

Aww, it's not that you offended me
Just one of those things I guess.

I was actually once sat for 45 minutes waiting for ambulance with a 90 odd year old who had a massive head injury, being held open by a blood clot. She was coated head to foot, and pretty weak to begin with. It was 1am, and the only reason the ambulance wasn't there within minutes was because they'd been sent out to a group of drunken youths who thought it would be hilarious to call 999. Not knowing what was wrong, and hearing that one of them was unconscious, they dispatched the only ambulance currently within range at that time of the morning, and then got stuck there with a load of drunken kids getting arsey.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Fully agree with you on that point.
They're doing a new number for people who phone the police for stupid things. But I guess that won't stop drunk idiots like that.

They should be allowed to beat people like that with sticks until they actually need the ambulance they called for.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

^this
and woo to your OP.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha
don't be silly! it's 999!

you mean mean boy! (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

*get's dialling*
hahaha
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

First class
and a first class ticket to Hull, methinks. Nice one. *click*
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Still don't find these funny.
...
(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 18:10, archived)

it's okay, we find you funny
...
(baz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 21:37, archived)

Whining
voices
( Micro Prawnvica, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 16:02, archived)

i like this more and more every time i look at it.
nicely.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)

present for you all :)
download-v5.streamload.com/48ac300a-5109-4337-be9d-8c8aa8b04d66/nocturne72/Hosted/Fly%20Me%20To%20New%20York%20)Featuring%20DJ%20Rubbish).mp3
( nocturne72, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 21:22, archived)

That's
what it's all about
( Zuowan, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 8:48, archived)

Gets ready
to dial on the 9th November :)
(akav0id, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 0:02, archived)

Chortle!
Funny yet well below the belt.
(Fluffster, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 3:05, archived)

INSIDE JOB MY FRIEND
www.reopen911.org
(Pope Benedict XVI, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

Hahaha
Stupid yanks deserve a lot worse than this I reckon.. They should learn to count properly too.
They'll be the death of us all.. fcuking retards
( worldwidewardy I love you all, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 20:44, archived)

Click for bigger, prettier version

This is the seventh strip from my new webcomic, the first one is here. All relation to WTC/Pentagon events is purely coincidental!

EDIT: it was my b3ta day yesterday but I was too hungover to make anything for it. Bah!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

I've got a favourite story
about the tower of babel....
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:42, archived)

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:44, archived)

just had to get Simply Red out of our collective heads

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

KILL IT!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

i just love the thought
of coming home to you...

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*throttles some more!*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

you are the son of an incestuous union

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)

OMG!
it's getting worse!

*hums Wet Wet Wet*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

*counters with Billy Bragg's cover of "she's leaving home"*

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

Git
On the other hand, I've had The Flaming Lips stuck in my head for nearly three weeks now, THREE WEEKS, and I'd almost welcome a visit from anything else... But I think Simply Red would be the place to draw the line.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

dooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuu realiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise
aahaahaaaaaah
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

No, it's everything from Soft Bulletin
Two scientists were racing,
For the goo-ood of all mankind...
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

i love horses
best of all the
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

seems some how fitting for today
madandugly.drunkrhino.com/happy.htm
( Cashy, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:49, archived)

Yep, it's just one of those things that happens some times.

( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)

they collapsed in the wrong order
this makes me angry
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

Yeah, I remember that
I know people either seem to love it for the 'satire' or hate it for the disrespect, but I found myself sort of mid-way, and for different reasons. I think it's a sad event to remember, a very emotive one, I'd really like some way of giving tribute with humour, it's sort of how these things heal.

Similar to why I liked quite a few of the Irwin jokes, it was sort of fond remembrance rather than any kind of ill-intent
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

what's quite funny is some of the people complaining
didn't realise what it was about till the end
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha
me likes :)
& good 'nings all
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

ning hun!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

*snuggles*

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

Just spotted you signed up
Good man, good man

'ning to you!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

So have I =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

Yay
be nice to see you again sir
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

Yes, you too!
Are you bringing Reckless?
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

I shall see what I can do

If not I may just kill him
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

if you don't I will

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

I know
I feel sort of mean, but highly glee'd that all these lovely people are (being made to) signing up!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

and you, you saucy minx
How could I turn down & night of drunken b3tan silliness?
:)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

Morning Mr Bunny
Fresh back from the continent I see :)
( in vino veritas, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

'nings lovely :)
It was much fun
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

This reminds me of Sinfest
Woo!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

*goes off Googling*
:)

EDIT: I see your point!
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

You'll need to go through a few before you get
to "Angel Adoree" "Devil Adoree" and the annoying Cherubs
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

well happy b3taday for yesterday!
(:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

Cheers me lovely.
How're you today?
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

i'm alive!
busy packing and worrying myself silly about moving! *eep*

how're you?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

Frustrated with my PhD examiner having sent me on a wild goose chase.
He insisted that I'd missed loads of important essays in my thesis. After nearly two months of hunting I've managed for find a couple of rubbish ones, and two more that are mostly irrelevant.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

that sounds suitably pants
but good luck with all that!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

Thanks :)
Where are you moving to?
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

"Pun Factor 7, Number One"...

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

yay
but needs more star dates
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

oooof!
Hahaha, nice one! Woo
( Hamster Trippin' bibble, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

star date 2498:
bummed Geordie laForge while he looked for his visor (which i knocked off)
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

pffft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)

Yay!

( Jahled 1.1%er, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

aaaaaaaargh it burns

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:51, archived)

You
are DtH AICMFP!

Grarf :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar trekking
across the universe

always going forward
coz we can't find reverse!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)

Klingons
on the starboard bow... :-)
( dozack, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)

scrape 'em orf JIM!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

you mean...
www.b3ta.com/links/Another_long_lost_piece_of_pop_culture_from_the_80_s
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

strangely omitted from all the 40th anniversary celebrations

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

pfffffft.
Still with the star trek posts!

*hides interweb from Mrs Doc*

:)
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

Every meal on here is SPAM...


...but I thought you might like to know that the t-shirts are ready!

Click the t-shirt to go to the shop, or have a look at www.cafepress.com/kmlabs if the link doesn't work.

Big thanks to P3te and Chorizowagon... =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)

SPAM MERCHANT!!!!
there'll be no favouritism here!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

spamhead

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

How come you're not thanking me?!
I didn't do anything but, well, what does it matter? I would have if asked!

*holds back tears stoically*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

*offers hankerchief*

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

AAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!
you've made me hum simply red!

*throttles*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

What, all of them?

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

no, just Hucknall

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

mmmmmm
ginger humjobs
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

ginger root

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

ginger beer

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

ginger fear

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

:(
holding back the years.....
dum _{dum dum....}
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

waaaay ahead of you there

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

I wish you would
Mick Hucknall actually makes me feel ill when I see him, I don't know why, he just creeps me out BIG STYLEE
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:39, archived)

thanks jessie
you are my rock!
*crashes car in paris*
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

I tried the ginger thing once
I can only assume I got it wrong because it wasn't really all the mind-blowing.
Stung a little I guess?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

I shall have to demonstrate correctly some time

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:50, archived)

I think it all pivots on the state of the root
You have to buy it really fresh... and let it suffer until it's potent!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:51, archived)

buy it fresh, carve it and let it soak in cold water...

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

Thank you Jessie...
...for having tattooed lips. I wish I'd noticed at the bash!
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

which lips?
*eyes suspiciously*
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:39, archived)

Aren't you coming to the Derby one?
Chorizo seems to think you are (And I was very much hoping it was true) but you're not signed up!

I'll even pout for you, and that's an offer you ebayers have fought hard over!

Hahah, because I'm apparently a whore, geddit? huh? ahhhhhh...I kill myself with giggles

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

I'm hoping very much to come...
...just waiting to make sure I definitely can before I sign up.
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)

Aww
It's not fair, everyone is saying this. I have at least 20 people threatening to attend, but few that will actually sign up and demonstrate their willingness. Don't they know that people scan the lists of those already signed up to see whether it's worth attending?!

*sob*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

people will come
in their droves! Their droves I tell thee.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

Of course they will
We'll be there wont we? why wouldn't they!

...but please sign up people?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

Oh, alright then...
*signs up*

(but I may have to pull out if I can't make it =(
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:50, archived)

*hugs*

And understood ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

what are tattoed lips?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

Oh, the temptation for sarcasm is strong
But just for you Freebies (just for you!) I shall answer. He is referring to my lip line which is tattoed. With a line. Around my lips

*bows*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

is that like a real tattoo with painfull needly type ink and stuff?
?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

no freebs it's a fake pen liner jobby!
OF COURSE IT'S WITH A NEEDLE!!!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

you right lil pucker!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)

Lips that are tattooed
*rolls eyes*

'ning!
( in vino veritas, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

'ning!

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)

again?
would probably work just as well as a bit in your profile, linked to in your board sig.
Still, they do look cool, I'll give you that
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

Yeah, I'll update my profile now.
Thanks for that - good idea.
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

what's that in proper money?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

3 tanners and sixpence
/or four dubloons in your money
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:44, archived)

Pffffttttttt!!!
you'll get one tanner, 2 prize cocks and a ha'penny.

*reverts to barter system*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

bag o' gravel
and two large rocks

/final offer
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

done!

*spits on palm, shakes hand*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:49, archived)

^This

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6317060
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

In proper money, it's Cheap as Chips

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

i duuno
chips are getting expensive, what with the wholesale price of tatties go through the roof.

i got a portion of chips the other day and it cost me £48.25
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

Crikey!

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

sorry, not chips
i meant large chinese takeaway for 6 people.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

Ah, yeah - I'm ALWAYS getting those two muddled up...

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

Always knew the 5th Doctor was a dodgy character...!

(Curt Sibling, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)

now, i know you can get that closer to 50kB...

otherwise... hurrah!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

doctor doctor
can't you see i'm burning, burning
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)

those daleks loved a bit of buming action

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)

they push back harder when you hold them near the edge
.
( cumquat may now with 20% less cum, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:49, archived)

*ex-sperm-inates*

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

christy
anyone would think it was the 11th of...

oh.
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)

it isn't
it's the 9th of November
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

Wycliffe Jean should be back soon then

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)

that made me do a mouth laugh
HAHAHAHAHA
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

January, February, March, April, May
I see you crying but Griffin Saver I cant stay
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

hahahaha

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

Did you know
the london bombers attacked on the seventh of July out of consideration for Americans who would want to call the attack '7/7' like '9/11' so it didn't matter which way round you put the date.

That's TRUE that is.
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

Ning.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"I'm Professor Robert Winston"
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

hahahah
I thought it was a crawling poo at first...
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

ha ha!
same here!

and for the life of me i couldn't guess who it was
till the poo was right on his top lip...
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

I get like that some times too

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

you have poo on your top lip?
hardcore!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

Sometimes I don't recognise people until there is poo on their lips.

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

haha
I was wondering who the poo was crawling on, then it morphed into Robert Winston, glad its not just me that saw poo
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

i was thinking...
ha ha! he's gonna eat it!
then i was like
no way! it's not a poo at all!
but my disapointment was soon replace by Robert Winston Joy!

woo!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)

*wants him to eat the poo*

( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)

if we all hope hard enough
it may happen!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6316855
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)

what?
even if my dad is wearing them?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

That's different

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)

Looks like one.......

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

Yes
Yes it does, also, from BBB to you "could you tell 4dam I DID detect the sarcasm, and I offer my sincere apologies with a good old fashioned man-hug?"
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

He hasn't got you locked in his cellar too, has he?

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

No
He's in mine
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)

cor!
i'm up for some of that www.swollentip.com action

Oh and thats NSFW
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)

I keep forgetting to look at that

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)

i checked it out at the weekend
and i thought about doing a SFW version for my 4k
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)

hahaha
I can't comment because i haven't a clue what it is

I'm guessing you probably want to mark the link NSFW though.....
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:21, archived)

figging for your 4k

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)

i told my girlfriend when we did the grocery shopping
she thought i was making it up
but slightly excited when i put the ginger into the trolley!
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)

"put the ginger in the trolley"
pffffft

Is that inuendo?
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

yes
the trolley 4dam's mouth
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:31, archived)

hahaha
fantastic
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)

I'm wishing
I hadn't looked at that
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)

oops sorry

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

How
is that even possible? :)
( Hamster Trippin' bibble, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

you see
what you want to see
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)

hahahaha!
ning.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

The dirty sanchezing
lord of the realm
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

its james earl jones bahaaaaarrr
:)
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)

god he looks so wierd without his mozzy
very good though
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

Argh!
the winston! the winston!

/relurks
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

ANDREW!!!!
i hope you've had a proper breakfast!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

now now
don't you DARE be lurking young man!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)

ha ha ha!!
amazing!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

hahahaha
creeepy craaawly creeeepy craaawly
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

heheh
he's got it well trained
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

That's....
Amazing! Huzzah!
(Curt Sibling, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha
My fag just hit my monitor! Woo!
( Jahled 1.1%er, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)

Hahahaha!
Woo!

A drunken complete stranger bought me a cigar at the weekend becuse he was jealous of my fabulous 'tache.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)

tash
tastic!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)

2 days this has been in my head

I'm so sorry for sharing it
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)

you might get a fiver as well

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

easy tiger!
it's not sunday!

/time n' half...
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

Ahh its early
And I got bored after looking for pictures of crabs
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)

And loads of shags

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)

Wahey
Happy b3taday!
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:56, archived)

Hehe
Cheers m'dear
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

yay!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

Tanks a mil
but Sunday is bathday in the Clownfish house ;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

once a week!?
i haven't had a bath since 2001.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

out of respect for those killed at the world trade centre?
'cause they haven't bathed since then either
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

what, those firefighters didn't use their hoses at all?

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

not after they died

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)

Good Lord!

it must have been a wild weekend if it's been in your head all that time.

'ning lully lady.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)

Nope just my warped brain I think
'ning honey :)
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)

someones been twisting your melon man.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)

That sounds braw
Can I have it for my lunch?



*hugs*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:56, archived)

*hugs*
and 'ning, today you can have scones
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

you lured me back with Scones
I NEED SCONES!!!!!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

a shameless attempt to get pictures of naughty ladies
on the board.
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

woo!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

Sorry :(



_{I'm not really}
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

Sign me up
lovely
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)

and don't forget the free job security form you Albanian overlords

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

the smell of musk from their Albanian holes

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:09, archived)

and the smell of their albanian dwarf ponies
/memories
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:10, archived)

'ning!~

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)

Ning.
Warm-up sketch:

( JollyJack : hopeless Minecraft addict, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

awww
nice insect!
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

I prefer the girl to be honest
Woo!
( Blobcat Needs insparation, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

'Ning JJ
The bug creeps me somewhat
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

who *are* you?

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

who who?
who who?
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)

the wizard of woo and falalala

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)

*Pulls up a chair and listens*

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)

you got the hotwax residues
You never lose in your razor blade shoes
Stealing pesos out of my brain
Hazard signs down the Alamo lanes
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

*listens*
*Ponders*
*Meditates*
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

Me?
Uh, how exactly do I asnwer that question?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)

you said 5 years of 9/11 bandwagons but
you've been a member for 18 days, and you are greet JollyJack with familiarity. I am questioning your n00bness.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)

der ner ner ner nah!
in spect er horrible

der ner ner ner nah!
ooo ooo!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

go-go horrible cock!

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:56, archived)

and it does!

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

Question away
I will not be shackled by your notion of n00bness.
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

hmmm
*private dicks*
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

what a lovely way to welcome the n00bs
_nazi
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)

No worries
I'm pretty sure you dont get the name Mr. Horrible by giving money to orphans and saving kittens from trees =)
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

I try to save trees from kittens most of the time
and those damn orphans aren't working hard enough for me!
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

They prefer the beatings to money anyway...

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

and the figgings
oh, the figgings
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

I like this n00b
it's like a super-improved n00b.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

the n00batron 5000
* never posts imageless threads
* anti-trolling mechanism
* 1 year 50k image limit warranty
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)

Free n00b lube with every purchase

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:02, archived)

precisely
intelligent, precise, even asking polite questions about CDCs and stuff.

*unbeliever*
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

Trust,
If I could go back in time, I would hold a gun to my head and tell me never to click the goatse link.
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

I think thats true of all of us

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:13, archived)

gahh! kill it!

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

*stretches*
:P 'ning!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

what a loveable bug

*gets newspaper*
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

IT'S A GEEKY HORNET!

( dotmund .blogspot.com, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

aargh, the bug's a lot less lully than her
'ning all
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

eek!
kill it!
kill it with shoes
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:56, archived)

wake me up
before you go-go
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:56, archived)

Counter-Ning
Ah what a fine way to start off this controversial week.

Excellent.

By the way, where's the Nurse Sally?
I'll take anything; low grade 1960s production values if necessary but I need closure on that anecdote!
(Pho3nixius, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

Horse porn


click it for a bigger one
( dotmund .blogspot.com, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

inserting a ginger root eh?

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

need more horse erection
woo!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

Everything needs more horses erections

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

*everything*
you are so right
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

SEXY!
Nice beard too
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

needs more Dobbin's nobbin

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

you people
are all fucking perverts.
( dotmund .blogspot.com, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

yes
how are you recovering?
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)

at a glacial pace.

( dotmund .blogspot.com, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6316824
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)

that was a human interest story.

( dotmund .blogspot.com, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

hahaha
what a thing to see first thing on a monday.

do you have a video of this sort of stuff for sale?

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)

can i have 6 inches please?

( new_matt, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
*peeps through fingers*

is it over yet?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)

arf
that looks uncomfortable
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)

she doesn't look too fussed!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

Stupid SQL matrix errors....

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:38, archived)

and so we see, close up, today's bandwagon emerges
in search of food.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

I suppose we have had 5 years of 9/11 bandwagons

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

yup

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

Braw
I love a sign bandwagon on a Monday morning.

'ning you cunts
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

fuck off you cock-figger
'ning!
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

*farts*

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

mmm, minty

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

With figgy undertones

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

bring us some figgy pudding

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

ooh nice sig
just noticed!
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

thanks Mr. Horrid
*dances like a spastic on hot coals*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

lalalalaaaaa
Albanian girls lalalalalala
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

Figgal Sharkey?

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOOLOOOOOOOOOLLLL

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)

I don't
feck off
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

My sarcasm is going undetected in a textual form

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

oo
postmodern
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

Good morning my happy little footstools.
I made a birthday card for a friend of mine. This is the card I made:



But if you would, stop for a moment to consider that the text at the bottom was in reality on the inside of the card!
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)

Can I have a McDonald's roadsign with that?

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)

As endorsed by
goats and Sheen?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

goats?
goats you say?
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

Ghosts?

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)

mm, ghosts
ghosts are braw.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:12, archived)

that is a braw card!
and i had a pint of badgers tanglefoot last night while watching Lost. that was braw too
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

Braw!
Hoot.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)

yay!
what a super card it is as well!

top braw!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)

braw
I'd love a card like that

you have style
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)

Braw!
Have chips with that badger
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)

have cake with that candle!
HAPPY B3TA DAY!!!!!!!!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

Ooh, ta!
*scoffs*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:16, archived)

happy b3taday!

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

Cheers gorgeous!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

OI Geoff!
Harpy b3taday!!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:15, archived)

Fanks freebs!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

happy b3taday

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:16, archived)

He said yes!
Cheers Del!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

And

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

Cor!
*gulps*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

yay for recycling
you are very environmentally conscious :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

Happy b3taday!
*applies cake*
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:19, archived)

More cake - huspag!
*Buys bigger pance*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

happy b3taday!!!!!
w00t w00t!
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

Da iawn diolch!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)

isn't it? Marvelous :D
Os chweluch yn fawr! (or however it's spelt)
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

happy b3taday ol' chap!
have a good 'un!
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)

I thank you

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)

Yay!

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)

hahahaha
*bugers*
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

Hmm, its much funnier with the typo

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)

I pledge to buger my king & country
Cheers!

Gosh what a festive Monday morning - thanks guys.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)

and you would as well
*goats*
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)

have a little cake:

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

Yet more cayke!
'Linus! Fetch Mamma's moving paddle. I can't reach the cake!'
/Fat trailer-trash Lisa Simpson
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:31, archived)

heheheehehe
I remember that well


We have a tradition up here (in t'north) in the workplace

where if it's your birthday, YOU bring cake in for us!

*waits*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

Have some of this ;¬)
www.fotosearch.com/comp/IMG/IMG218/10048073.jpg
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

This might help

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:31, archived)

Happy b3taday sexeh boxers

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

Cheers King of Pance!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

Happy b3taday
you old smoothie :)
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

You know it
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

happy b3taday!
have a cake:


( Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

Ta!
*dies of cake*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

Happy b3taday Geoff! :)

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

*slips one*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

Thanking you
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

*applies b3taday bumming*
Happy b3taday!
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

i hope there's more of that to go around!!
*bums*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

*lemonparties*

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

Are you an only child?
Wait yer bloody turn ;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

IT'S NOT YOUR B3TADAY!
*bums anyway*
( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

How rude!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

*bums in the face*
or

*faces*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

*lies back and enjoys*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

Cor!
*receives hungrily*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

Moore!

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

'ning all

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

These americans are crazy!
I bet it wouldn't have happened if they all flew on the left hand side of the sky
( davew27, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

ha!

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

ha ha ha!!
i believe this to be true!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)

'ning you cunt! :D

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)

'ning!
least i got some over the weekend, you cunt!!

:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

you tart!
I expect a full report on my desk, 1100 hours.
( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

long stripy socks..................

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

you've been fucking zebras again haven't you?

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

neigh!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)

Wanking into your sock is not sex

( 4dam party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)

pffft!
And it's NOT a planet
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)

I love happy
meas.

They're the best.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

mea too

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

hahaha
and ning to you too
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)

ah! cock-figger!

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)

whatnow?
re reads: got it
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:09, archived)

your sig

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:09, archived)

and you love the way it smarts
your tattered anus
:)
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)

hahaha

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

morning!


and while everyone is on about 9/11, here's good ol' Frankie's tribute song, once again...
beecy.net/frank/
NEEDS SPEAKERS! - WARNING! may cause offence
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)

morning!

( mr horrible, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:12, archived)

roffle
toast crumbs everywhere.

morning TGA
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

i'm so offended...

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

Taste the Meaty Goodness

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm..
chewy
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)

Good Morning World

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

Hahahahaha
Splendid.

'Ning my lovely.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

ningles!
how did your interview go?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

Good ta!
I'm in at Sutton Colfield if I want to be, but its so very far away. Just waiting for wednesday for my Bromsgrove interview now.

Hows you?
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)

woo! it's Monday!
*may contain inaccurate amounts of excitement
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)

Hahahahahaha
I'm only up because I've got to go to college in a bit.

This student lark, eh? EH?
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:01, archived)

i remember when i was a student
*reminiscing blog*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

You do?
Blimey. Well done.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)

I do also!
(over 10 years ago now!)

everyone laugh at the old bloke
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

ha ha ha
*sends "parcel" full of "talc" to your house*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Cheers!

*calls mates*
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

ha ha ha!!
good morning Bridgette!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

Good Morning you sexy hunk of Southend Sausage

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)

with talk like that freebs....
how am i ever to concentrate on the large
amount of work that's magically appeared in my in tray!?!
:(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:09, archived)

*perches on edge of desk provocatively*
*adjusts glasses ;)*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

*spluffs*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

hahaha
*plays '24' theme pips*
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

bad puns you say?

'ning all
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)

blame it on the boogie

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 9:29, archived)