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# if only


i've avoided it thus far.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# that was close

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# there'll be another one along in a minute

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# they've got that covered too.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Noice!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Grand!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# i've got a great pic at home of the towers me and mrs thor took from a boat trip on the hudson.
about 3 months before it happened.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Reconnaissance mission?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I was there at about the same time
I didn't notice you though.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)
# I can smell a terrorist plot

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that doesn't bear thinking about.
a b3ta plot to do nastiness, cdc's, giant women,quo et al. it'd be chaos.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Boing!
HA ha Woo!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Woo!
PS Best file name ever!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# slight spelling mistake turns it into an old oirish curse.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yays!!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# ouch!
pfffffft!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *unlurks*
that made me laugh loudly :D good thing my music is louder, you can have a woo yay and a houpla on me... and a click.. but they are hard to get rid of

*relurks*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# People in the real world realise it is too soon to make 9-11 jokes...
Infact it will never be ok to make 9-11 jokes...

Master of Turnips realises that B3TA is not the real world, and is infact a better, more realistic real world... *Relurks*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Exactly
It's a day to reflect and pay tribute.

www.b3ta.com/board/6317076
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha ha

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# very good
still get confused about the date though.
9/11, 11/9.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# 9/11 = 9th November
but it's 11th September in America because they're in a different time zone or because their pints are smaller or something.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)
# you're only supposed to blow
the bloody doors off
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Too Soon! Too Soon!
*Hoses self down with extra-strength Domestos

*then clicks
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# OI! THE.JOKL!
HULL!

woo.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# doesn't anyone else think this
www.iraqbodycount.net/

makes the Americans look like self riteous dumb arses?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# you are the illuminated one!!!
hahahha you sick bastard!!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry to start a new thread
but I thought if I threadjacked I wouldn't get as much response.

I've had a picture, which I'm assuming was posted here, but I've glassco'ed and no joy.

So, can anyone hold their hands up for this?
BA.jpg

and yes I know it was ages ago, but I'm just curious
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# crazy foo'

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# yes it was from here
no I can't remember who's it is. There were about 20 million that day.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Bugger
Just went right back to the start of b3ta's archive - 18th September 2001, we've missed the originals by a week!

However...
2002 , 2003, 2004, 2005 are there. Not much going on, though.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)
# It wasn't me
Reminds me of my first BBC 'shop tho.


(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Greetings!
this isn't my first, but it's the earliest one that survives to this day


(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha
goats!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
*goats*

Hello Sexy!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# don't you goat him
you're my goat!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# no no no no!
I meant *goats (number 4)*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
I thought you meant number 7!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Hello Boys!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# hello darling!
you are looking tanned!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I am indeed!
Brown as a button.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
'Evil scientists cross mouse with shite'

class
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hello sweetie
Nice holiday?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# absolutely brilliant!
Best holiday ever.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# what font
do you use for them?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# comic sans
and good dog cool
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# BBC
uses verdana.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# and comic sans!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
cheers
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ^this
If you fuck about with the page in HTML then screengrab it though, it magically matches the font for you.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
but it sounds like the sort of thing that would probably work.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Thread went off the first page so fast but what the hell.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I think it was Wildyles

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# you are so gay for him

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Too fucking right!
www.b3ta.com/board/6217938

It was
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# you are also king of glasscock

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I fucking rule at glasscock

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# you fuck glass cocks?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I don't care what they're made of

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Aren't we all?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# 4dam is my goat

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *penetrates*

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# file limit exceeded
i'm afraid.

please delete.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# As I never posted the image
on here, it stands to reason that I don't have to apologise for it
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# "Sorry to start a new thread...
but I'm going to do it anyway..."


Please feel free to look up the word 'sorry'.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# In Memoriam...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Classics
All of them.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# actually
that is exactly what i did
*remembers*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I was at butlins
never again!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Awful Pun

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hey nonny!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# ppfffftttttt hey nonny nonny...
was that deliberate?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I get it all the time
so yes, yes it is.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ahhhh
/being behind the times
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Uncle Bulgaria?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# it's a joke i never tire of
although i'm sure Nonny does

:)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'd change my name
except hardly anyone here would remember me :(
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Change it to noonie
formerly nonny
i'd remember you ;)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ha!
ROOAARR!!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# how was safari?
did you bugger meet christopher biggins?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# christopher biggins?
It was fucking fantastic!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
#
www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php/On_Safari_%281%29
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# wassssssspppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
you saw lions and tigers and giraffes an zebras?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Most of the above
some of them were even doing stuff!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# did you try to urinate on Norway?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I did
and a little fish swam up the stream into my japseye. It lives inside my helmet now.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Arg!
Toons neber helbed me breabe more eabily...
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# You're not sucking right . . .

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# You're subbosed
to subk them?

*removes Tunes from nose*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Up, up and away in my beautiful ballooaaaargh...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# it's like mine used to be!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Needs More Cthulhu! ;)
Woo
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# What's his name?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Bert,
obviously.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# that is one angry gherkin
woo
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# and 2000 solemn faces of you

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# happy 911 day

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# NYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYAWWWWWWWW
*crashes*
*asplodes*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Merry Crashmas Everyone!
*passes around twix bars and fizzy lemonade*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Arf!
I'm gonna click this, because 'I like this' and because I CAN

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I enjoyed this picture.
Anyone notice the sinister eyes and nose bottom left? The terrorists have stealth-floor guests.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# it's the CIA

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# haha fantastic
I like your profile
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Truly he was the chosen one

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# cocking christ!
as it were
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# What the hell is that thing?
It's not even magenta - tsk!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# magenta wasn't invented in the olden days

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# it was
but it was only for the rich.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Myrrhgenta, surely?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# oh noes
:)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# that's frank
and sense
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# comedy gold

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# happy b3taday fine sir

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Happy B3taday

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# cocking christ
as it were.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Cocking Christ
As it were!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Were it as Christmas Cock?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# if you like

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Well hung?
Probably a bit cross?
Takes 3 days to rise again?

Nope, can't think of any puns for this one.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# the coming of the lord
...or something
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# heh

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# silly mighty nibus!
jesus is not jawa
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# dangnabbit

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
:P
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Cocking Christ
as it were

It's true, here is the these-days-nsfw proof
www.kingofeasystreet.com/stuff/Jesus-kitten_sm.jpg
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# that is a truly horrible-looking cock

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Oh dear



have a woo anyway


(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# What really caused the Lockerbie disaster...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# RISing like a RISy thing

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# thank god
i thought it was just me
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
#
Look up "Toshiba Bombeat"
Look up "Sony battery recall"
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# look up,
"is it a bird, is it a plane"
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# It's a great big smouldering cigar in the sky!
Why smoke a Panama when you can smoke a PanAm?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# no it's just me
i put my pants on after my trousers like an idiot again!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# no, leave it like that
it looks nice.






pfffft
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I'll see your RIS and raise you..er..some more RISment

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS
I wholeheartedly agreeeee!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.

No! Wait!
Exploding sony rechargeable batteries type thingy, right?

Oh.

RIS?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:14, archived)
# I'd imagine it's got something to do with Sony's exploding laptop batteries.
however that's not a laptop.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# o-o-o-o-o-h
i get it now


's a bit carp eh?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# no comment

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:21, archived)
# no doubt
there was a Dell logo on the front of that tape recorder...

Nice.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# It's a Toshiba Bombeat actually
Apparently the ghetto blaster of choice when blowing up planes.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# that's just too clever for us
we're simple country folk round here
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)
# im from the gauteaux
yo
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
#
Was a piece of cake for you, then!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# cashy
you shit
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# RIS
I thought it was something to do with:

Lithium is used to treat and prevent episodes of mania (frenzied, abnormally excited mood) in people with bipolar disorder (manic depressive disorder; a disease that causes episodes of depression, episodes of mania, and other abnormal moods). Lithium is in a class of medications called antimanic agents. It works by decreasing abnormal activity in the brain.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# ...
But I still didnt get it
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
#
Well I suppose it would've brought them back down to earth!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Learn something new every day

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Fear the Future Police!


They're out to bop you with their shocksticks
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# cocking ace!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# *runs around in blind panic*

Very nice sir!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Mitch has some love for jumbo gobstoppers
but on the whole, pretty cool =)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# That was due to
a little slip of the hand whilst drawing it.
I tried to cover it up, but without much luck it appears.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:23, archived)
# nice but
is Mitchs'hand supposed to be slightly transparent?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Its so he can blend into the criminal underworld
Or at least grab people unexpectedly
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# um... yes
due to it being... future...ee

Futuristicee.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# riiiight.....
...of course, how silly of me.

:/
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Futuresque?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Futuristical

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Futurefied
Back to the Futured
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Stealth gloves.
They're like stealth clogs but for your hands.


(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha
that's ACE!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# noice.
can byrons head go on solo missions?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Indeed
The body is just an added extra incase he wishes to slap someone.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# magic
awesome
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:14, archived)
# haha
THIS!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Thass reet good, that
I like the way Claude appears to have a baton for a hand
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Woo!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:23, archived)
# My very own Goatse

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# eew!
Take this!


Penfold's turd adventure!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# They're making new episodes of Dangermouse!
I have no idea who is going to voice Penfold though.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# BIGGER!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# cheeky

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# That's quite cute for a goatse
Edit: they're right about the size though its mah-hoos-ive
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Ah, this must be
the PG version of Alien, then.

Woo!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# woah man!
y'might wanna link that or make it smaller!

otherwise... very cheerfull..!!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# that's fucking HUGE!
oh, goatse making? SFW and all...


(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Did you take that photo?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yes I did

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Where the frick are you?
It looks like an art gallery
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# it is precisely that.
The MAC in Birmingham.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# the best bit
is that u are IN the goatse :)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I totally agree
I think I should newsletter it as per t'other day's suggestion.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# could you make it any bloody bigger
you twat slapping mong.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# morning!
I see all is well in the world of Thor!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Ning Mr H.

i'm fine thank you, nearly lunch time so that'll make me feel better.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ah yes
I shall go and hunt out a sarnie or so at lunch.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# That is an unnacceptably big picture
but - what a great party trick
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Now
All is well! Mopologies
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# what the fuck is this?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# FFS!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Edit: Much better!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Snail Limo

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Snail Limos are the best

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Unless you're a slug,
in which case you can only look on in envy.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
*treads on the middle leaving the head out*

whoops!

woooooo!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hah!
brilliant
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Right I know quite a lot of people on here don't like football..
but lots of people took part in a fantasy league during the World Cup so I've set up a new B3ta league for the Champions League

To join sign up here and enter this code: 45687-7988 on the league page
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I really hope Beadle isn't in goal

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# And no doubt...
Blessed will be red carded for 'Diving'
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Is that football?
I will join this spammy thread, as a spam conduit. Of interest to b3tans?

www.killerfiller.co.uk/
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# top link.
i'd love to see b3ta people's stuff on MTV.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# fantastic
there's a premier league b3ta league too.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# is there?
I know I'm late but whats the code, having won the world cup ones I need the glory
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# ah
erm. Spazz back in the calendar page and you'll find it. It was in august.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Teh uplaod codez?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# there is one
for the premiership chap
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Ning!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# PARP!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# she's a HONKer
i reckons! wooo
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I bet that Parp smells of Parma Violets

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# or Parma Ham

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Parma Parma Parma Parma Parma Chameleon

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# parma got a brand new bag?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# parma don't preach

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Parmas You Are

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Parma Police

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# or FC Parma

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Parma Giles
Get orf moi haaaam
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
#
Get Git





/pedant
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# urgh

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# smelt nice
tasted horrible
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# when did you??

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# after extracting the root ginger
and i'd do it again goddamnit!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# get it out!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Very noice!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Hmm smells of ginger

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# would
erm.

who is she?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# looks like tara reid

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# ah
someone else i've never heard of.

/feeling old blog
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)
# certainly is






crumbs
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
have you got the blue suit on too?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Yes
Yes I have. Hows the eye patch fitting?


crumbs!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)
# phwoarr
gotta love a girl who's proud of her farts
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Dutch Ovens
as long as i "could"




crumbs!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)
# tara reid ?
honkhonkhonk
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Arf! It's a bit windy round here today

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
#
How very mature
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# heh! All your posts
are models of maturity of course !
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# filthy cow
*dutch ovens*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Sphagnum PI

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# ho ho hoh ohohoh

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Not worth a new thread and prob'ly bindun:


Magnum Pea Eye
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:47, archived)
# you moss be mental
WOO!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Ba Dum, Pish!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
*sprays his eyes with pesticide*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Pepper spray?
/would
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I like this.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# One of my first b3ta posts

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# we always need more Magnum

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# That's disturbing
and, somehow, wrong.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
very silly
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Hurrah

Don't type the song, click to see if you can guess it!
(The answer can be revealed after the three clues.)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Poor man
has had his winkie burnt off.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I got one :D

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Like hitler?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# I'm only misunderstood :(

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# let the genocide begin...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# *bugs phones*

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# *harrasses board*

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *Phones Bugs*
*gets ready to meet Craig McLachlan*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I'm not a fan myself.

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# The Ball-Eyes of Achromatic Lacto-man
bloody cover versions
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# I've got the burning testicles of love for you baby, from figging my anus all day!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hurrah!
one that i can get! (:
and BTW i'm moving to Sheffield! Whoop!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Jessie and TUTT getting my puns...
I'm obviously slipping. ;)

EDIT: Why are you off to Sheffield?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# HEY!...
...I was going somewhere with this, but I'm not actually that great with puns so...yeah. As you were.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# *resumes position*
*dislocates shoulder*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)
# University!
whoop whoop!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I laughed...
...cuz' I thought it was funny.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# It's that old classic,
"Your Flaming Genitals Make Me Smile"
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# ;)

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# wizbit!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# wooley!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Thisaway?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# no, thataway ->

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# neat

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# ha


/spike milligan
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Following arrows are we...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# *signs up for Derby bash*
oh wait, Derby is miles away
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# I have people attending from all over the island
A few from Scotland (hopefully) and maybe even one from America!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Mr. Tickle
obviously!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Yes, but
there was no command to keep off the grass until the sign was placed there, so the placing person was able to put the sign there.
He would have broken the grass law as soon as he planted the sign though.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
#
Unless the sign was fired out of a cannon and thats where it landed.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
lovely stuff
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Maybe the sign was always there and the grass came later...

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# repost as its 911 today

my site
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# haaaarrrr harrrrr
v.woo
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I knew there was something wrong with that man

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# His head was back to front!
it all makes sense now
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# And he clearly cannot see where he's going.
If he's not careful, he could hit that building
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Ahahahah
I can't stop sniggering at this
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Only a Chuckle Brother could survive plowing a plane into a building
My friend went to see the chuckle brothers live a few months ago, lucky git.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# didn't barry chuckle get in trouble for porking fan's mothers?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# mmm....
In 2005, Barry was involved in a potentially career-ending and highly embarrassing scandal. It was reported by The Sun that he had been attempting to have an affair with a 37 year old mother of two. The affair was later proved when the husband of the woman found explicit and lewd emails from Barry on their computer. [2] He had contacted the woman through information found on the Chuckle Brothers Fan Club database that her children were members of.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuckle_Brothers


That's worth a bit of respect, shirley?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
"...attempting to have an affair..."

Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# go barry chuckle
Mack Daddy of Children's TV!

TAP DAT ASS!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Like the skin cream?

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# To me

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# To you

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Saw this advert... and had to mess with it :)

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
# The possibilities are endless!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# spend a weeknd in paris
that right, you and a friend will get an all expenses weekend break inside paris hiltons massive fanny. that's right, it's like a wizards sleeve.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# she is all of teh sexy
for a wonky eyed, loose snatched millionnaire heiress
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Pffft!
That reminds me of the Mrs Merton episode where she was interviewing Debbie McGee.

"So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# exactly
;)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:35, archived)
# no she's not
she's rubbish as is her sister.

but i dont hate her sister as much as she doesn't whore herself out to the media as much.

she makes me vomit.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# pffft
the key words were millionnaire heiress
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# but aren't they written out of inhereting anything?
i thought they were.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# except syphilis

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# fucksocks
*dumps her*
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)
# I heard she was gay

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# ow shit

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)
# He has two lots of nipples!!!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# you do

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I have 3 nipples

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# i thought it was just a really really really really small
penis
:D

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Give me my one back!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# the little on halfway down ?
you stuck that on me you cunt?
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# haha
I'm such a wacky practical joker
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# I really really like your art.
woo!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I really like your cock
'lo sexy!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# 'ning!

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# that's gotta hurt
woo
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)
# GROWTH TIEM!


What do you call a man with a conjoined twin for an ear?
Anything you want, the twin can't understand, he has no ears either!
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# wow, when his balls
dropped, they REALLY dropped.

Top toonage.
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# It's Peter Kay!!!
(From his appearance on Doctor Who.)
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# CUT IT OFF

(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Kuato?
QUAID!!!!

crumbs
(, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)

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