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# Gropey stoats
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gold, as per.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha
this has given me the warm feeling of near rupture
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HAHAHA

Btw, is he dead or is he still playing Columbo?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# he's busy drawing nude ladies
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I wish I was Peter Falk.
Columbo AND titties.


Edit: right, I'm off to go suck on a cigarette for a bit.



After which, I may think about lighting it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# remember to light the dry end
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Good lords and grumbles!
I would type a proper reply to this, but Peter's Falk has descended into my house and is currently trying to agitate my newt!

Shoo, Peter's Falk! Shoo!

Gosh darned it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# you need falk 'B' gone spray!!
*goes off to invent it*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ...
I like this so, so, so much...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
loverly
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# one more thing...
this is woosome
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# i have spider demons in my loft?
*never goes up there again*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Goatse
Using biscuits.
Goatse

pearoast: Previously, Roger moore, pastries and biscuits, just after being broken the bad news he's going to die.

Goatse

and "the scream".
Goatse
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# LOLEGG!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# theses are all greatese
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# That last one gives me The Fear!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Didn't your mother tell you, "not to play with your food!"
Having said that, you need to start eating healthy. How about a banana and a couple of nuts?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# yum!
..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I love the Roger Moore one!
edit: In other news, I just clicked on the popular page and almost swallowed my teeth

HhHAHAHHAHAHAH
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha
I see what you mean - he looks like Sweep after a forceps birth
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# WAHHH!
I just looked too! Wicked!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha i know
I think I am in love with M3Essential.

Edit: 7th place in the challenge too! It must win!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# LOL!
Still loving these, tho would prefer linkies to previous ones so the board doesn't get too crowded...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# All cheese makers fear it....


And yes the book does exist.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Another one to be printed out and added to my kitchen wall!
When I run out of space i'll send you a fiver and a packet of quavers.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 0_o
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
Feldmantastic
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# he he
wonky tache is ace.

Toodles B3ta going to violently Sexually assault you and leave you, its time for the Gym.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahah - He's a handsome fella and no mistake.
Be careful that the apostrophe police don't spot that stray apostrophe on your website
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# will you all stop yanking my chain over that apostrophe!
*cries*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Feldman!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# NING
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Is
it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# nings!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Pete, Aunty Jean and Carol at the "Quo in the Park" gig.
Such a great day!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# He's loving it!
Yaaa!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Henry soon realised that he should have turned left at the pier

*jumps on bandwagon*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahahah, lovely
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I still love this one
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Diiiiive
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Wonderful!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# beautiful
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha very nice :)
'ning b3tards and b3tardettes
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 'nongs
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm loving this!

WOo!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh My Lord, that's good!
*clicks*

Edit:*Cheeky peas last night's offering*
It also needs some context - 'Henry was pleased with his role as an extra in Watchmen'


(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# lovely
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] All Heil Picard!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# That is quite the hat.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Is it bad that I want it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# its oh so good
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It's not bad to like Nazi uniforms
they were designed by Dior.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# and the boots are wipe clean
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Most possibly.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Bad in a bad way?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Indeed
Very very bad
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# So one might say I'm a...bad girl then?
I'm going to have to go and calm down.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *Hoses down*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I could give it to you
fnarr fnarr
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# do you think his head goes all the way to the top?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D
My goodness, I should really get out of the gutter.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# drunk again last night?
terrible places to sleep gutters
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Tish pshaw.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# "Make it grow,"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# a joy to behold
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hooray!
I'd not noticed the squirrel with tits before.

Great stuff.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Made me do a laugh...
and also reminded me of someone else.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# WINNAR!
*clicks hard*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# it's eye-burningly great!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# That's rather classy, sir
*clicks*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Look at the boys in their boats come running!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# oh, very nice indeedy!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# tache a rific
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I may have to grow that.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I would if I could
alas I have the tache growing abilities of a 10 year old girl (with a facial hair problem)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Lemmy?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# woo and click
Plus extra woo, cos my boss just said I can go and work from home cos the network is arse today!

See you in an hour!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *salutes*
*clicks* And kudos for making me giggle at work
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I am playing with an idea,
but I am a bit stuck.



Who wants to help me?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Scatface?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ilovemyownface?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Sorry, no, I do, obviously, it's lovely, but . . .
I am not having problems with a name to write in red, I am after advice on how to make a better picture.

I chose me because I had this image open for a work thing, but it is the technique I want help with, not this individual image.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I think it's a cool effect the way it is
what's the problem?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# The human bits, really.
The clothing I am not unhappy with, but the face and hands are shit.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Except that I removed the hands.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# looksabitlikeageographyteacher.com?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# you've been way beyond help for years, sorry
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Thatnk you for the awesome compliment.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Mrs Christ told me about it
I was shocked
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# So now you understand my overwhelming self assurance?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# and why she doesn't want to sleep with you anymore
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Aye, well,
I've always got my mistress.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# the only good idea the french came up with
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You appear to have
'my, that's a heavy riff' face on.


stuck with what bit?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It looks a bit, 'rough'.
I'm after smooth edges, flash stylee.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# What did you use to do your face?
Stamp?

I would get the image on grayscale, then muck about with the curves and THEN stamp. If I was at home I'd do it for you.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Stamp?
/no idea about photoshop blog
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Right, sod it, I'll have a go tonight regardless of what you say.
And re geekboy's below comment, it'll be in shop because illustrator confuses the hell out of me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ah.
Illustrator?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I have it
but I have never used it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Also, re: face:
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I shall resist the temptation to save the picture
and then turn it into the Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh tonight.

Good tux work. Wedding?

If you can wait I'll have a bash tonight.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# No, just a day at work.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Always happy to help,
I'm unsure how, though.

*mulls*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# time for a bandwaggon revival:

// an old dtf reply - does DTF still exist? Because I am having a veg wrap for lunch... with bits of some kind of meat in it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I like.
Would it work better if the black stretched to the other side of the head too? I can't help thinking it doesn't quite balance.

(Is this the kind of help you were after?)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ARSEFACE?
*scarpers*

/only joshing, Manley :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# 'lo bob.
Shit, meeting!

(No, not a shit meeting)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Only you would ever need to clarify.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I see this.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# T^hat is really fucking cool.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Why thank you very much :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] oh hai
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# They're happy because they have MOUSTACHES!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Bwahhahahahahah!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Mr Calrissian
looks like a rabbit now.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Henry heard that there were some bargains to be had in Leadenhall Market
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Where's this?
It's so pretty! I could use that place for my britches and top hat shoot.


WOO!

*hug* hope you're alright lovely.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# pssst



Leadenhall Market
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Freebs, you're a brilliant chap
but now I have to fist you.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# butter's gone up
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# In preparation?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# you're going to need preparation H when she's done with you
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# of course it has, it helps lube the fisting
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ^This
(the last bit only)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
much appreciated.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Also, with slightly less 'lovely'.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Oh.
I can be reasonably lovely. Sometimes.

:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ;¬)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yeah. *hug*
last day of work before hols.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *claps excitedly*
YAY!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# yay
I love last days before holidays :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# nothing like a vacuum cleaner
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# The endoscope is completely broken, I'm afraid.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i don't think they sell herefords cider there...
hahaha!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# These are most excellent, sah.
*Guten Morgen Umarmung*

:9
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Good morning, handsome.
Geht 's gut?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Toll! Ich sitze zu Hause :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# What?
No work, you jammy......

:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# a splendid first thing to see today
i say first because i don't count the micto spam i got.
www.cafepress.com/micto
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Most kind, sir.
btw: there's not a lot rendering on that page.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# do you think
he's put it onto enough different products there?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# WeeeeeooooowwwWeeeeeeoooooowww!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# This is many kinds of woo.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# and many other kinds of ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *comforts*
Gooooood morning lovely lady.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *snuggles down deep*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ^this!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
this is everything I hoped for in life, the internets may now be switched off.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# NO FFS THINK OF THE PORN
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# its ok
I'll make more and send it round door to door
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# But I want a choice of genres.
I want bangbus. I want Adam Glasser up to his wrists. I want College Fuck Fest.

Damnit, I want it all.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# good lord
I am also a fan of the bangbros
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# \o/
I also want Aria Giovanni, but that's a different matter. In person please.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
marry me
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# This isn't the first time you've asked me to.
I conclude that I must be indeed a sexy and wonderful lady.


Aye, go on then.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hurrah
B3ta bash stag party times go
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# which one is your favourite??
Monsters of Cock?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Me too!
Baitbus ftw :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Wow, this is all really interesting stuff
deffo put it in your profile.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# If any porn goes into my profile
it shall be the porn I direct.


So give me a couple of years.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I have an idea for revolutionary porn which does not seem to exist
but Enterprise Scotland didn't like the idea.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Max Hardcore....
Won't somebody think of Max Hardcore!!??
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Every time I do
I think of Max Headroom, then get very confused.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# That would be one hell of a threes-up.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
She has moustache!

*runs*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Mummy! I'm frightened!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# argh!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# YES

Yes, in-fucking-deed
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Well, there's my Gold Cup tip
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *stares*
what have you changed?
hahaha!!
WOO!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Theres a teeny bit of photoshop lens flare...
subtle enough to look real I think.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# up til 20 seconds ago
I needed a poo. now I don't..........
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray for Moustache Flying!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# top quality moustachery
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# David Blane?
Have a woo!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Of course!
That's how he does it. It seems so obvious now.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahahah woo
He needs to work on his pelvis muscles and he'll be flying around with the best of 'em
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Eesa niiiice!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Relaxing with Jabba
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Hehehe
That's ace!

*click*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you say that to everything!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hehehe
That's ace!

*click*

:P

[ed] I do say it a lot don't it!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# my evil little plan worked
*makes evil face*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# The 4 disc CD collection?
Including such classics as Mama Cass' 'Dream a Little Dream' and Norah Jones 'Breathy Inoffensiveness #34'?


:D woo!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# don't forget
Otis Redding
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# And that Blue Elephant Guy
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# who?!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# But of course.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Max Rebo
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Who Whatwhat?
:-(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# him up there
that's his name, so it is
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
I am very sheltered.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Henry Mancini?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
That's lovely! Monocle? ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# they don't make them big enough on his planet
apparently. Jabba is proud of his good eyesight
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Woulda just finished it off for me!
Or maybe a nice pint of real ale!? ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I hate it when people come up with good suggestions once you finished an image
;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# LOL!
Sorry! It's how my mind works...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I know
mine works like that as well.. IF it works
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# thats
My old headmaster!
if he was saying "touch your toes boy" it would be uncanny
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# That brings up
Suggestive and unpleasant mental images.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha!!he's a slug of leisure!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
Love coffee,
I love tea
I love the Jabba jive and he loves me
Coffee and tea and the Jabba and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Preexisting rhyme
Or are you just a happy boy making up songs?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Someone beat me to it
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Ahhhh
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# breakfast at Jabba's?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
this is my Dad's only concession to 'modern' music
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahah
that pipe has certainly made him smug
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Have you ever
Seen anyone with a pipe who didn't look at least a little bit smug?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this is 100% of truth
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# He could use his own worm-slime as moustache wax.
Nice little money-saving tip there, I'm sure you'll all find it useful.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# This is just the sort of thing Friday mornings could do with
Yay to relaxing with Jabba
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ho ho ho!

Suits him well
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] A new thread?
For this piece of shit? I should know better by now. Good morning and cheerio. I am off before the flames commence. Here -



Edit: spelling, punctuation, text size and position. Everything, basically, but the shitnitude of the whole fucking thing. I am on 12 days off now. So life isn't all crap. Hello? Hello? Ah well. *fetches dog-lead, dog and poly bags and moseys off into the raging tempest forth*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# You also spelt moustache wrong
OMG FAILZORS LOL!1
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# isn't it Moostache?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *wishes she had a greek keyboard*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# tzatzikibord?
hello Cap'n
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I want to be able to put in a Mu.
Which I'm reliably informed is pronounces 'mew' and not 'moo' but still.

Nongles Nibus.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
#
ยต?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That's the fella.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Awwww
SHIT! Hahahahaha and there was me thinking I should have hyphenated face-topiary. Oh, F..F..F..Fail!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ningaling, dollface.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# nings!
Did I mention that I have today off? :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# You did.
And I still think it's mildly unfair, but you do deserve it.

*clambers* Hello Mr Dix. What are you up to today then?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *leans over in full gossip mode*
Well.

I've just had a nice cuppa tea, I am going to go and top up and then I plan to scratch my unwashed balls and be entertained by b3ta for a while :)

It's FRIIIIDAY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *shivers*
That sounds like a lovely morning.

I need tea also.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Get something hot inside you gal
pffft, see what I did there? ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D I always do.
And it always sounds like a good idea when you say it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Can I leave this here?
Youth today, always running somewhere, in my day...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Seams to be a Cloverfield!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# MOUTACHE FTW!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I saw a bit of bloodsport on channel 5 the other day.....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:41, archived)
# TOAP!:P
'ningles you bunch of life lid lickers!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# are you calling me a mong?!
*shoves*
'ningles!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Of course not
Thaqt would be cruelty to mongs!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
# *sobs*
this is the worst friday ever!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)
# No
Friday the fifteenth of June 1982 was the worst friday ever
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# it was?
why?
EDIT: wait a minute, that was a saturday!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Exactly
it was such a bad friday cos it was a saturday
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# ZOMG!
That's terrible! It's a testiment to to durability of mankind.
Obviously we'd never survive a Monday that was actually a Saturday though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Argh
Too horrible to contemplate, but what if Wednesday Became Monday. have to start the week again. OMFG
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I've always believed that they should cancel Monday
and just haev Sunday A and Sunday D so you can just ease yourself into the week.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# or
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Duvetday
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Text on a prick?

morning puddlegeist
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# we want tram
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# 'ningles average.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *eats lid*
'ning Ghostie!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# oh jesus,
i broke his neck ted!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hahaha
Now you mention it.. Van Damme's classic Belgium side parting bears more than a passing resemblence
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Vectorlicious!


KAPOW!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:56, archived)
# It's my first one...
I now have two hours to modify it, to fit the themes of "Love" and "Future"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Change burst to strips of hearts and clocks altern.
/art cheat guide blog
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:01, archived)
# or hearts with clock hands.
or digital hearts, which would then allow you to riff on digitalis, and therefore draw foxglove on the pic, so maybe a fox with gloves peering at a digital readout on a heart.

edit: my brane hurts. off to bed now. 'night all.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)
# I was thinking of using alot of cut-ups of flash gordon and the like,
and then a caption saying "Hell Yeah! Now where's my goddam jetpack!?"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:14, archived)
# that's quite good, mister.
love and future?

*hums leonard cohen again*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Simon le Bon?
That's ace
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Tis me
I believe I was quite drunk when the original source photo was taken...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
# vectortastic!!
'NING SEXY B3TANS!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Who? Me?
'ningles mate!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

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