I think we see where this is going....


Not enough time to shop it but feel free to do so if you wish to.
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(Indifferent, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

basment dixie chains?

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 14 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

nah



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

wait, Goldie Looking Chain had the audacity to put out a greatest hits compilation?
 
ANOTHER PORTENT OF THE APOCALYPSE
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

i think it's the title of their debut album

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

I think it was a joke...
They were actually quite funny at times
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

It was their debut album
so is wholly true!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

GUANTANAMO?

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

there's only guantanamo
there's only guantanamo
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

ooooooooh!
Pr0n!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Jaxx my dixie chain?
That would just hurt good sir... :P
(Golden_guns247, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Fritzl?
heh heh :D
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

i have not a clue about what you are on.
and i'm gonna leave this here, cos it doesn't quite fit the compo and it's shit.

(Dydactarontaurus Cunt Fucken Croydon GC Cunts, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Basement Alice - are they an Austrian Band?
24 years i've been living next door to Alice

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

for 24 years i've been living downstairs from josef.
josef? who the fuck is josef?
(Dydactarontaurus Cunt Fucken Croydon GC Cunts, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Apparently she's starting to recover and is even writing some poetry
of course, they're all about rape, but it's a start
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

Family guy FTW!

(Dydactarontaurus Cunt Fucken Croydon GC Cunts, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

busted
*hangs head*
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

that joke is fucking ace though. perfectly delivered in the show too.

(Dydactarontaurus Cunt Fucken Croydon GC Cunts, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Yes, Family Guy is excellent
although i'm a bit worried about the new series they are showing on BBC3, it's not quite hitting the mark.
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I thought that on sunday
bit dissappopinting, but still better than most of the crap on telly
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

I couldn't agree more old bean.
most of it is bloody awful.
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

and pfft to your sig
We've got a guy in our office I've started referring to as Buzz Killington... but no one knows what i'm on about
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Can't wait to read it

( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Here's a snippit
There once was a young lady named Alice
Who's dad said he'd build her a palace
Two decades did pass
Of raping her ass
But he never did it with malice
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

hahahahaha
*genuine office lol*

/'i will probably burn in hell for that' blog
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Thankyou, i'm here 'till the end of the week
Then next week, and the week after...
(Colonel Dracula Soupy George has got soup on his head, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Make it so your honour


business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article3919653.ece
(funkenstein, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Courtrooms should now
be made to look similar to this.

That'd shit the wee fuckers up.
( Le Penseur Tear down the walls, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

"take him down to the disintegration chamber "
he will be nullified...
(funkenstein, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

"don't you mean disintegrated?"
"and take this court clerk down too, for questioning me!"
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Nicely!
Does look very Bab 5!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

TJ:
Does anyone know how to contact Mel Brooks?

I have a fantastic idea that he needs to hear.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

i had a really good idea for a channel4 television show,
but these big types never e-mail back so i'd give up on the dream.
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Oh, I know how to work it.
I just need contact details.

HELP A BROTHER OUT, B3TA
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Is it your biopic of the late, great Chevy Chase?
 
I THINK THE WORLD IS READY
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

To be honest it isn't.
I WROTE A LETTER.



Hi Mel

Long time apreciator first time communicator!

I was talking to a friend about a job he did for a few months and we thought it'd be really funny if you did a movie about "ten years experience chicken stuffer in a supermarket".

I won't worry about posting the script as I'm pretty sure you're already running with the idea. I don't want to get in the way of your creative genius. I know that

you'll like my idea because we are very similar people, mel. We share so many personality traits it is almost as though I can second guess you every time.

I like to think that if we met we would finish each other's sentences.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Mel Brooks drives a burgundy
ferrari, I believe
( Le Penseur Tear down the walls, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

This is ALL GOOD INFORMATION.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

www.melbrooks.com/contactus
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Wed 14 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

:D

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ta!
I always wondered why they never fitted fuses.
Or took a group of kids into battle zones.
I couldn't imagine the Ark Royal fitted out with a creche...

Hmm. Now it looks like I actually used to watch that program.
(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Wed 14 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

I always wondered why the saucer section wasn't just somewhere they kept all their saucers.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

they never fitted fuses
so that the audience would get some idea that the ship was getting damaged when they saw the consoles exploding.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Yeah
and you never see an iPod dock on there either.
(PunchMyFace you know you want to..., Wed 14 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

ohhhhoohohhoh fuck yes.
 
that should save on some running from one side of the set to the other while the camera shakes!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

*pfffft*
that is all
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

haha!
nice!
( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahahahaha

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 14 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

he's a funky new brittish girl

(Prof UnderCover Wants an advice column in a tattoo magazine, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

by christ, that really looks like "SCIFI NAZI"
there is no other description of this outfit
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

Hitchcock anyone?

Run, Cary, run!!
( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Excellent!
and BLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBB!!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

AMAZING

( mr spoons is going up the wooden hill to bedfordshire, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggGGGggHHhhhhhhhhhhhH!
*fears*

WOO!

:D
( XLVII, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Stop...

Cary on...


( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

pfft!

( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

IT'S WINKING AT ME!!

( prodigy69 something..something Board Sig, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

I WAS 'AVIN A DRRRRRINK THEN

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

both woo and yay, without a doubt!
*click*
( theoriginalsteve ™ is gutted he couldn't get to the Derby bash :(, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

ha ha

( Dances with Rabbits enee meenie mine mo, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

OH MY FUCK YES
 
woo, yay, and houplah, even!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

That's gear!
*clicks*
( ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

I came for a quick lurk
and left making *click* actions
Top job there :D
( sPUNKer drinks more than he thinks, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

cheers!

( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahhaha :)

( prodigy69 something..something Board Sig, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

good
stuff
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

If Hitchcock could see this
He'd nick the idea and make a movie, no doubt - awesome :)
(Marty McFly is not as prolific as he'd like to be, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

The Cats That Ate Paris

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

The Cats That Ate Cary?

( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

The Cats That Ate Plaster of Paris
there's a film I'd like to see
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Hitchcock?
Naaah. Just the way I'm sitting.

*click*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

This is nice

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Briklliant!
Have my kitten on a skateboard


( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

that's a more advanced
kitten attack! woo!
( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

North by North CATS!
is the greatest movie of all time!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

[very woo/yay/houpla/panowie!

(DrZaarlon Is Ranked #1 On Google For Horse Porn., Wed 14 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

yay!
ta very much...
( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Yes! Yes! Yes!


FP this now, or he'll send round kitteh! ;)
( WiL WTF is goin on with all teh FPs!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

haha!
thanks a lot!
( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

squarecat
is square.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

hooray
for wobbly roobarb and custard-style letters. thanks!
( enceladus, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

hooray

( Winthorpe, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

brilliant
:D
( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!
AWESOME
( Smallbrainfield is hard at work, probably., Wed 14 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hexellent!!!
Woo & Click
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 14 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

wabbit!
just attempting to get to grips with illustrator

( Dances with Rabbits enee meenie mine mo, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

I disagree.

That's some form of mutant cat.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

with
chin balls
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

No, they're like goat's wattles

( chickenlady I'll dress as a milkmaid and you can eat cake, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

gah
the tails missing
( Dances with Rabbits enee meenie mine mo, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

so is
'
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Wed 14 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

I disagree.
It's some form of hamster.
(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

needs more
BLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRB!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

yes!
animate it DanceswithRabbits, we urge you!
(Finite is tragically addicted to desktop defender, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

this
wiggle those dangling beauties.
( fegg assa oust fettal?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

bah
i cant figure out how to
( Dances with Rabbits enee meenie mine mo, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

WABBIT SEASON?
 

 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Oh my.
And to what do we owe this gracing of the day shift by you Down Udder types?
'Ning!
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Wed 14 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

a dial-up modem and a few beers.
 
'NING
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

WABBIT WABBIT WABBIT

( mr spoons is going up the wooden hill to bedfordshire, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

awwwwwwww!
 
*broams*
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

*primblecups*

( mr spoons is going up the wooden hill to bedfordshire, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

That's no Wabbit


:D
( XLVII, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

always makes me smile

( Dances with Rabbits enee meenie mine mo, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

That's no Wabbit


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

I want four.
And a very large hutch to keep them in.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

WE'RE FUCKED NOW
 
woo!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

EDIT: vote now!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Holy Shuddering Fuck!!!
Barney belch ftw?

:D
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

it looks like the expulsion of an internally grown testicular sack!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

hahahaha
and *boke*
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

says a man with a username like that!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

you leave the display of my internals out of it... i was merely noting the resemblence between (a) the object propelled from the large gentleman's mouth in your animation and (b) my own testicular sack
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahahahaahaha
it also scares me :D
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

no one dances quite like tim booth.
at least not on my watch...

he really doesn't care what he looks like.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

it's a good state of mind and self to be in

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

I must be going blind(er), I thought his sig said "dancing like Tim Roth"

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ah... The oft misunderstood South Yorkshire sport
of competetive BLAAAAAAARRRBING.
( The magic of chutney www.reflected-loaf.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:13, archived)

*SLAPS*
LANCASHIRE!!

LANC-A-SHIRE!!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

OOh, the Lancastrians only INVENTED it
took a Yorkshire man to perfect it.
( The magic of chutney www.reflected-loaf.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

two argument winning words . . .
Geoff Boycott!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Seymour Turnipclutch
That man could BLAAARB for 3 hours on only a sugar topped toasted tea cake.
( The magic of chutney www.reflected-loaf.co.uk, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Ha!
He was disqualified though . . . he tested negative for hotpot!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

ha
think you'll find that we'll be beating your sorry, white-rose wearing, arses again several times this year!
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Reminds me of the majority of central Manchester's current inhabitants...
woo

www.b3ta.com/board/8367725
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

BWAAAAARRRRRK

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 14 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

\o/

( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

This is Ace!
but you didn't do it in Paint, you cheat! C];0p


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

Uhh... sure I did...? :)

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 14 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARB!


*3 time national champ*
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

hahaha!

( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

Would.

(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

POPULAR WITH THE LADIES, AND/OR GENTLEMEN.
 
woo!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

GOONTOOLMOON.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Wed 14 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

*flees*
*chucks wurms over shoulder*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Here
This
( tommyhaych has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 14 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

SIDEWAYS TONGUE: IT IS A HEFTY WAD O MEAT.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

pink weetabix

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

Hahaha
at least there wont be much toap!

:D
( XLVII, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

THIS!
It's the only compo suggestion that makes* sense!

_*no


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

i click it

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Hahahahaha!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

*creates thousands of sockpuppet accounts*
*votesvotesvotes*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

sorry dave
too late!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

I want Dinosaurs!
so I'm holding out

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post146154
( XLVII, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Italy vill fall, gentlemen

( c_kick ™ - hooked on NavyField, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

:)

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:06, archived)